After my divorce, I awakened the strongest food system!

Chapter 109 This Dog Can Understand Human Language

Jiang Yinuo continued to probe, "Sterilization?"

Chai Chai [grinning her teeth]: "Woof! Woof woof woof!"

"Castration?"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

Jiang Yinuo thought for a while and said, "Eat?"

Chai Chai: [face expressionless] [secretly swallowing saliva]

It recalled the taste of those steamed buns just now, it was so tempting!

Jiang Yinuo understood something in his heart.

This dog seems to be very sensitive to technical terms such as Gadan, but she is not 100% sure, so she decided to try again!

Jiang Yinuo pointed at Chai Chai's lower body with his finger, and made a scissors-snaking movement: "Castration for you?"

Chai Chai [grins her teeth]: "Woof! Woof!"

A mean smile appeared on Jiang Yinuo's face, and he jokingly said, "Goofy, let me find you a cute little bitch? The one with the flowers not in bloom~"

Chai Chai: [disdain] [crooked mouth] ['hehe' mocking expression]

I have nearly a hundred wives and concubines in my life, and I alternate night and night, showing my majesty, so you just use one to test me?Will this seat not be able to withstand such a temptation?

joke!Oh Te!

Jiang Yinuo was dumbfounded. She opened her mouth wide and pointed at Chai Chai in shock: "You, you, you, have you seen it? Its mocking expression just now!"

Jiang Yinuo swallowed, his eyes sparkled like Columbus discovering the New World:

"The sarcasm in the eyes, the angle of the crooked mouth, it's too professional! This dog can't be the reincarnation of the Dragon King!"

Ye Yirou and Shen Yi also saw the clue.

The two looked at each other and came to the same conclusion: This dog seems to understand human speech!

There are lessons learned before...

When Ye Yirou proposed to take Yoyo to the pet shop to pick out other dogs, the dog cried sadly and aggrieved.

This can't be a coincidence, can it?

As soon as Ye Yirou finished speaking, Gouzi cried?

When the probability is so small that it can be ignored, the truth of the matter is what you think in your heart!

Shen Yi recalled with some emotion: "The rhubarb I raised when I was young can also understand simple commands."

"It's like eating, squatting, etc. Pets have been kept for a long time, and they can understand human nature, but my rhubarb is not as smart as this dog."

Jiang Yinuo nodded in agreement: "Yes, some animals are really smart, this one is obviously too smart."

"I've worked on a lot of small animals, and they get nervous, they get emotionally rebellious."

"But that will only appear during the period from the time when the operation table takes effect until the anesthesia takes effect."

Jiang Yinuo narrowed his eyes: "But this dog is different, it can understand the technical terms 'neutering', 'castration' and 'castration'!"

"This is a bit unbelievable. How can animals understand the vocabulary defined by humans? And it is so complicated that even gorillas have to go through a long period of learning to do it."

Ye Yirou asked suspiciously, "Maybe it just hates doctors in white coats?"

"Shen Yi, tell the dog once and see how it reacts."

Shen Yi: "...I'm a big man, so it's inappropriate to say these words?"

Ye Yirou thought for a while, these words came out of Shen Yi's mouth, it was really weird, she nodded and said: "Then I'll do it."

Ye Yirou squatted down with her skirt in her arms, reached out and touched Chai Chai's dog's head, and said in the most gentle tone:

"Doggie, can my sister ask the doctor to help you sterilize me? It can reduce diseases and increase life expectancy. Many puppies think about it, but there is no way out."

Chai Chai silently pushed away Ye Yirou's hand with his claws, turned his head and ignored her.

He said angrily in his heart: How dare you use these childish words to disgust me, just to test whether I can understand people's words?

The evil taste of human beings is really disgusting!

Oh Te!

Chai Chai is clear in his heart, he knows that Ye Yirou will definitely not force Gadan on him.

But if he yells at her, there is a high probability that he will anger her. After all, no one likes a dog who doesn't like him.

At that time, my goal of obtaining a legal status is very likely to be shattered.

Even to the extreme, it is not impossible for this woman to lose her danga and send herself to prison in order to vent her anger!

So Chai Chai chose to respond to Ye Yirou with silence.

It can express his attitude without angering Ye Yirou.

Jiang Yinuo said in shock: "Yirou, this dog definitely understands what you say!"

She was jealous and said unwillingly: "Why didn't Yirou yell at you when you said it, it's not fair! I'm obviously two sizes older than you!"

Ye Yirou ignored Jiang Yinuo's last words.

Hmph, with Shen Yi helping me in the future, I will grow up slowly!

She also felt very strange: Why didn't the dog yell at me when I said these words?

Ye Yirou guessed, "Maybe it's because I'm prettier than you?"

Jiang Yinuo made a 'cut' sound, obviously disapproving of Ye Yirou's words, she rolled up her sleeves and said confidently: "I want to try again!"

She squatted down and teased in the same gentle tone: "Dog dog, sister can help you..."

Before he could finish speaking, Chai Chai jumped up and shouted, "Wow! Whooooooooooow!"

Ye Yirou couldn't help it: "Hahahaha, that's true, you see the dog yelled at you before you finished speaking, it's because you are ugly."

"You're ugly!" Jiang Yinuo replied, puzzled, why?

Chai Chai pondered in his heart.

Women, creatures with strange brain circuits, will always compare themselves with the same sex in inexplicable places...

Just like this seat's attitude towards them... This is a point that can be used!

If this kind of differential treatment continues to increase, this woman Ye Yirou will mistakenly think that she is unique to this seat...

In this way, she will subconsciously brand her own label on me!

Chai Chai's eyes lit up, and the thoughts in his mind suddenly became clear.

In this way, even if I initially gained Ye Yirou's trust, I became her own person.

The benefits to it are self-evident!

Generally, in a happy family, women have the highest status.

Next to children, then to pets, and finally to men.

If you get Ye Yirou's favor, then this seat can even stand shoulder to shoulder with the child's status and get more resources.

Maybe even the exercises in the fairy world will make me take a look!

Chai Chai's heart became hot, and it secretly made up its mind that in the next fight between the two women, it would hold Ye Yirou high.

As for Jiang Yinuo, no matter what she said, just yell!

Anyway, it's just this time, how can it be important to live with the hostess in the future?

Ye Yirou is indeed as Chai Chai expected, she really likes Chai Chai now than when she first started.

She urged Jiang Yinuo: "Yinuo, if you are not convinced, how about we try again."

"This time we blindfolded the dog so that he could only hear the sound."

Jiang Yinuo clenched his fists and lowered his palms, excitedly saying: "This method is good!"

"By the way, Yirou, let's lower our voices a bit, don't speak in our original voice."

"can."

Ye Yirou smiled and touched Chai Chai's dog's head.

From her eyes, Chai Chai deciphered the hidden meaning: If you dare to yell at me, your Dan can only be found in the trash can.

Chai Chai swallowed, but fortunately, I still have one skill left: listening to the voice of all things!

It doesn't matter whether you keep your voice down or cover your head, as long as you whisper something in your heart, I can recognize you even when you turn into ashes!

The kind that makes a mistake and eats shit!

Listening to the voice of all things is indeed a top skill, my love!

Listen to the voice of all things: dog, you didn't say that before!

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like