Waste prince: Why do you force me to be emperor?

"cannot!"

The veins in the corners of Xia Tian's eyes twitched violently: "Senior, this junior is not a saint, let alone an immortal. Eating my flesh and drinking my blood will not make you immortal!"

"Those who want to live forever are crazy. Do you believe what they say?"

"Believe half of it!"

The mysterious man's tone was somewhat malicious: "Boy, on the day when you truly become a saint, can you let me, senior, take a bite?"

"not good!"

Xia Tian continued to refuse, put down his pen, stood up, walked to the door of the study, looked at the dark cave and said: "Senior, there is no saint in the world, and mediocre people will disturb themselves!"

"People who eat human flesh and blood cannot become immortals, but they may become demons!"

"Maybe!"

The mysterious man was silent for a moment underground and said, "Before your boy showed up, I also thought that sainthood was nonsense!"

"But since I came into contact with you, I started to believe it!"

summer:"......"

He had to change the subject: "Senior, there will be chaos in the refugee camp tomorrow. I want to ask you one thing..."

"Say!"

"If the assassination endangers the safety of the refugees... please lend a helping hand secretly, senior, to save those poor people!"

"What's in it for me?"

"Seniors can choose from the fine wines and delicious food in Huangzhou!"

"not enough!"

"What is the request of the predecessors?"

"If you want me to take action, I can finish writing "The Plum in the Golden Vase" quickly. I want to read the ending!"

"it is good!"

Xia Tian's eyes lit up and he asked tentatively: "Senior, do you feel familiar with the book "Jin Ping Mei"?"

"no!"

The mysterious man's answer made Xia Tian a little disappointed: "It's just that I didn't expect... You boy looks like a saint and seems to be calm, but you actually imitate those novelists who have gone astray and write such a small pornographic story." Book!"

Xia Tian feels his head thumping!

"Senior, this is not a pornographic book!"

"The younger generation just wrote a story about a woman and three men. I wanted to use this book to warn readers... Since ancient times, the word "sex" has a knife on its head. Men cannot sleep with other people's wives, otherwise there will be disaster! "

"At the same time, this junior also uses this book "Jin Ping Mei" to warn women all over the world that they must not move around, seduce their uncles, or seduce men outside, otherwise disaster will definitely happen!"

"This book also tells women that they should not be too greedy when it comes to matters between men and women. They cannot want to have a rich and handsome man while also wanting a strong man who can kill a tiger with three punches. The consequences of being too greedy are You won’t get anything!”

"This junior wants to tell the world that the fate between men and women that goes against common conscience is an evil fate!"

"So, this is a cautionary book!"

"Not a little pornographic book!"

After listening to Xia Tian's explanation, the mysterious man fell silent!

He seems to be deep in thought?

at last!

"Whoosh..."

I saw "Jin Ping Mei" flying out from the ground, as if controlled by an invisible big hand, flying back to Xia Tian's hands accurately!

"This book can be considered a warning book!"

The mysterious man said meaningfully: "To be honest, the Pan Jinlian in the book is very much like those Acacia witches from the Acacia sect. She likes to seduce men to go crazy for her so that she can satisfy her endless desires!"

"Her brother-in-law who is a tiger hunter is pretty good. He can stick to his heart when seduced by beauty. He is a good man!"

"It's just that when you write about bed affairs, you use the words indescribable. What do you mean?"

"Then, the plot in bed was briefly described, all relying on my own imagination!"

"Are you kidding me?"

summer:"......."

"Juniors don't dare to tease seniors!"

"Really not?"

"no!"

"Then please describe those indescribable things in bed carefully!"

"I just want to know how many colorful intestines Pan Jinlian has!"

"I want to see him in bed!"

summer:"......"

"Senior, writing about sex is offensive!"

Hearing this answer, the mysterious man suddenly sounded angry: "But if you don't write it out, I'll be sad!"

"For the second half, write it carefully for me. If you can't describe it... focus on it!"

"If you don't have money to buy ink, I'll buy it for you!"

"Give you three days, I want to watch the second half!"

"I try my best!"

Xia Tian had a complicated expression: "This junior will try his best to present the story to the seniors perfectly without offending the morals!"

"Then I'll wait!"

Only then did the mysterious man say with satisfaction: "Tomorrow, you can use your hands and feet to do whatever you want. With me helping you from behind, the refugees will not be harmed!"

"Thank you senior!"

At this time.

"Whoosh..."

I saw that the manhole cover seemed to be controlled by an invisible big hand, and flew back to its original position to cover it, as if it had never been opened!

The mysterious man's words rang in Xia Tian's ears: "Boy, the reason why you can accurately trace the footprints of the weird lady is because you recognize the strange characters that the weird lady left everywhere?"

"do not know!"

Xia Tian categorically denied: "This is all a coincidence!"

"is it?"

"Then do you think... did the ancient saint of the Xia family enter the Jixia Underground Palace?"

"Juniors don't dare to make reckless guesses!"

"Hahaha......"

The mysterious man's laughter gradually faded away, and he warned: "Cunning boy!"

"Remember, write the book carefully and write down the details carefully. I will read it in three days!"

"it is good!"

Immediately afterwards, the mysterious man's aura disappeared!

Xia Tian walked back to the study and started arranging things for tomorrow!

Then, he continued to issue memorials!

Time flies and the night gets deeper and deeper!

In the East Palace study.

The candlelight was still on, and the handsome young prince under the lamp carefully read the memorial and then gave instructions!

Ye Jinlian entered the room with hot soup, her face full of distress.

She put the hot soup on the desk, glanced at the "Jin Ping Mei" on the table, and quietly walked away with a blushing face!

at last.

"Ooooooooo..."

The rooster in the imperial capital opened its throat and let out a refreshing roar, dispelling the darkness and attracting the first ray of light from the horizon!

"Squeaky..."

The palace door is wide open.

Emperor Xia was dressed in plain clothes, riding in an ordinary carriage, followed by a long convoy of food trucks, and followed by the Imperial Army in plain clothes, heading towards the refugee camp!

on the carriage.

Emperor Xia ordered: "Tell the generals guarding the refugee camp that I am just a wealthy businessman today. I am going to help the refugees today. My identity must not be exposed. Anyone who follows me to ban the army must not reveal my identity, otherwise military law will be imposed!"

"Yes!"

Eunuch Wei said respectfully: "Your Majesty, the people from the Imperial City Department have sneaked into the refugee camp and will guard you secretly!"

"very good!"

Emperor Xia thought for a while: "Is there any movement in the East Palace last night?"

"Have!"

"tell me the story!"

"Yes!"

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince continued to direct the memorials until early in the morning. After sending away the memorials he had given instructions, he went to sleep!"

"is it?"

Emperor Xia's face showed a look of relief: "He is quite diligent!"

"Give me the memorial he has directed quietly, I want to see it!"

"Yes!"

"Also, send someone to the East Palace and ask him to come to the refugee camp to accompany me to help the refugees!"

"Yes!"

"Let him pretend to be a normal person!"

"Yes!"

Eunuch Wei immediately carried out Emperor Xia's order!

at the same time.

In a refugee camp.

Countless refugees with strange auras mixed in!

The murderous intention has been dormant near the soup kitchen...