Waste prince: Why do you force me to be emperor?

After half an hour.

Zongheng ancestor broke the silence in the room: "King of Huangzhou, you have asked so many questions, which one should I answer first?"

Xia Tian said seriously: "Choose the questions you can answer!"

Patriarch Zongheng thought for a while: "Then let's talk about Mr. Weird!"

"it is good!"

"Come here, offer camellia to the head of Zongheng!"

"Yes!"

The extremely pure lotus came with a tray, and those pure eyes were intoxicating: "My lord, please drink tea!"

"Drink tea please!"

Zongheng Patriarch's eyes were full of vigilance: "King of Huangzhou, is there any poison in this tea?"

Xia Tian said with a half-smile: "Special envoy Zongheng, this is a barren state, if this king wants to kill you, there is no need to poison your tea!"

"Do you believe it?"

Ancestor Zongheng didn't refute, and took a sip of the barren state camellia, his eyes brightened!

Then, he stared at the previous cup of bitter tea and asked: "King of Huangzhou, if my ancestor didn't tell me, you wouldn't have brought out good tea for my ancestor, would you?"

"Of course!"

Zongheng was a little speechless and said: "Did you know that in the era of Jixia Academy, a hundred schools of thought wanted to add the word "weird person" before Master?

"Because his words and deeds are weird!"

When the Zongheng ancestor spoke, his voice was neutral. When the pitch was high, it looked like a woman, and when it was low, it was like a man. The Adam's apple was almost absent, making it impossible to distinguish between male and female!

The eyes of the ancestor Zongheng have the color of memory: "The weird master seems to know everything in the sky and on the earth, but when he teaches knowledge, he always only starts one thing, let us think for ourselves, saying that the master led the way." Entering the door, practice is up to the individual, and only what he comprehends is the most suitable for him."

The memory in Zongheng's ancestor's eyes is even brighter: "Back then in Jixia Academy, if the masters of the hundred schools were confused, the weird master would call him to the side and beat him up!"

Xia Tian stretched out three fingers: "Isn't it said that just beating three times can bring people out of inspiration and into the realm of enlightenment?"

"Is this legend false?"

Zongheng Patriarch also had a half-smile expression on his face: "It's true!"

"But, it's also fake!"

Even though Xia Tian was extremely intelligent, he was also a little confused: "Why?"

"Hehehe..."

The corner of Zongheng Patriarch's mouth couldn't help but twitched into a smile: "Because, when Mr. Weird beats people on the head, he only shouts one, two, three, never four!"

"I remember back then, he slapped me three times on the top of my head with the bamboo slips, which shocked me. If my will was not strong at that time, I would have been knocked out!"

"After knocking, he asked with a serious face, what did you think of?"

"I answered, a little dizzy!"

"Then, he knocked three more times and knocked me out!"

summer:"......."

Ancestor Zongheng was completely immersed in memories: "When I woke up, I was already lying in my room in Jixia Academy, with a severe headache!"

"However, in order not to be beaten next time, I desperately thought about... how should the vertical and horizontal schools go?"

"Don't tell me, after being beaten up madly, my mind is very clear, and I am more focused on thinking about things than before, and thinking about things is more transparent!"

"Later, I retreated in the room and meditated hard, perfecting the theory of my vertical and horizontal school!"

"Are you saying it's miraculous?"

Xia Tian frowned: "Are you sure you were beaten out?"

"Didn't you realize it by letting yourself go?"

Ancestor Zongheng shook his head: "Of course!"

"At that time in Jixia Academy, the most beaten by the weird master were Confucian Confucianists, Taoist Taoists, Ben Patriarch, Mohist Mozi, etc. The Tao of each school was perfected after being beaten by the weird master. "

"In the past, we also made a comparison. When we were not beaten by the weird master, we also went to enlightenment, but the progress was pitifully slow!"

"Later, we found that every time we were beaten, the Baihui point on the top of the head would have a trace of cool true energy entering the body, which made the soul very comfortable!"

"We asked Mrs. Weird, what is that?"

"He won't say anything!"

"Later, we suspected that it was the true energy after the martial arts advanced to the land gods, the true energy that can bring wisdom to people!"

Xia Tian frowned: "Are you sure that Mrs. Weird is the Land God Wonderland?"

Ancestor Zongheng nodded: "We are very sure!"

"Back in the melee of the Nine Kingdoms, masters from various countries came to Jixia Academy from time to time to make troubles. As a result, those masters were like three-year-old children in front of Mr. Weird, unable to stop Mr. Weird's every move!"

"Now, my patriarch has broken through to the half-step grandmaster realm, and he can beat the shit out of the grandmaster, but it's completely different from the ease of the weird master back then!"

Xia Tian's eyes flickered with wisdom, digesting the news brought by Zongheng Patriarch: "What's so strange about you, Mrs. Weird?"

Zongheng Patriarch continued: "What's even more strange is that although the weirdo's wife is lustful and often flirts with girls at the gate and by the river, he never lets a woman sleep at night, and he has never seen a woman enter His room!"

"Is this considered strange?"

Xia Tian thought of a rumor: "Special envoy, there is a legend that one night, you entered the room of Mrs. Weird, and then there was a fight sound in the room. Is there such a thing?"

"How did you know?"

Ancestor Zongheng was shocked: "Could it be that there are still immortals alive?"

Xia Tian is noncommittal: "Can this matter be said?"

suddenly.

Zongheng Patriarch's face turned black!

He gritted his teeth and said: "Because, I also dressed like this when I entered the palace. Even if the weirdo wife is a land god, I can't tell whether I am a man or a woman!"

"So, that night he pulled me into his room, trying to take off my purple robe to see if I was a man or a woman!"

"So, we fought in his room!"

Xia Tian was a little shocked, and asked curiously: "Did he succeed?"

Zongheng Patriarch nodded: "He succeeded!"

"No one can resist the power of the land fairyland!"

"But my ancestor also took advantage of his shock and gave him a few punches, so that he, the land god, was also beaten!"

At this moment, Xia Tian's mind is a little chaotic!

Zongheng Patriarch's body is really weird!

"Then are you a man or a woman?"

Ancestor Zongheng raised his eyelids: "I can't say that!"

Xia Tian took a deep look at Zongheng Patriarch: "What's so strange about Mr. Weird?"

At this time, a trace of cunning emerged from the depths of Zongheng Patriarch's eyes.

He stared at Xia Tian's eyes and said: "He is still prophesying on weekdays, saying that if the world is divided for a long time, it will be united, and if it is united for a long time, it will be divided. The Qin Congress will rule the world, but the country will not last long. , you must go against the sky, only by piercing the sky can you be at ease and become an immortal!"

"Someone will change their fate against the sky?"

Xia Tian was a little shocked: "What do you mean?"

Ancestor Zongheng said seriously: "It just doesn't belong to the resurrection of the dead!"

"It's the same as what the Rebirth Sect does!"

Then, the ancestor Zongheng's eyes flashed brightly: "King of Huangzhou, before you left the imperial capital to become king, I heard that you had frozen to death in the snow, and then you suddenly came back to life.

"Does it count?"