Waste prince: Why do you force me to be emperor?

Tianxia Palace.

Xia Di walked towards the dragon chair in a hurry.

suddenly.

He smelled a strange smell in his nostrils.

Xia Di frowned, narrowed his eagle eyes...it smells like urine!

Could it be that the prince's idiot ran out of the East Palace without permission?

"madness!"

Emperor Xia cursed secretly all the way, and after sitting on the dragon chair, he looked into the main hall, looking for the prince who dared to disobey his order.

However, nothing was found.

strange!

The smell of feces and urine was not brought by the prince.

Who would that be?

now.

In the East Palace.

The prince was carrying a pot of wine with disheveled hair, and asked side concubine Cao drunkenly: "My concubine, my father knows that this prince is going to kill that stinky old nine, but my father wants me to lead soldiers to rescue him, what do you think?" , Father did it on purpose?"

Concubine Cao also lay down on the table with drunken eyes, her pair of firm heads resting on the hard sandalwood, echoing the pain unconsciously: "That must be on purpose."

"Woooooooo..."

The prince was sad from the heart, and cried very sadly: "You said, the prince went to the court again, and he was appointed as a general without doing anything. He just pretended to be dizzy. This time, he didn't smell like urine. Why was he grounded by the emperor again?"

"Why?"

"Hehehe..."

Concubine Cao's cheeks were flushed, she giggled and said, "Because you have been scared to urinate twice in front of His Majesty, this time you pretended to be dizzy, although you didn't urinate out of fright, but Your Majesty subconsciously thought you did!"

"So, His Majesty locked you up in displeasure!"

"His Royal Highness, all this is due to that stinky old nine, who made you suffer from this disease!"

"It's all her fault, too, for making my slave endlessly empty, lonely and cold!"

"what......"

The prince lifted the flagon and jumped up, screaming in pain like a big horse monkey: "Smelly old nine, this time, the army of heavenly wolf soldiers is overwhelming, I will see how you die!"

"You, you will definitely die in an ugly way!"

"Huyanduo'er, I will never let you go!"

suddenly.

The prince shuddered, looked at the palace with feeling in his heart and said: "Father, are you talking about your child?"

"Are you thinking about the baby?"

"Woooooooo..."

"I really don't blame the child for all of this!"

"It's all that stinky old nine's fault!"

now.

In Tianxia Palace.

Eunuch Wei leaned over to the dragon chair and briefly explained what happened to the ministers on the road.

The corner of Emperor Xia's mouth twitched meaningfully, he saw the gate of the palace with his eyes, and murmured: "Interesting!"

but.

The smell of feces and urine in the main hall is really offensive, making people sick!

"Cough cough cough..."

Emperor Xia couldn't sit still and said: "My dear friends, what are you going to do today?"

At this time.

Hubu Shangshu went out directly with a dark face, and said with red eyes: "Your Majesty, within ten days, I will be able to prepare the food, grass and ordnance for the imperial army's westward expedition. After ten days, Li Shangshu will be able to lead the army to the expedition!"

Emperor Xia frowned: "Last time, didn't the household department report that it would take one month to gather the food and grass supplies for the army?"

The Minister of the Household Department still had a dark face and said: "I am willing to issue a military order. If the distribution of food, grass and military equipment is not in place within ten days, I will return to my hometown and give way to a worthy man!"

Emperor Xia: "..."

"Li Aiqing, where are you?"

Emperor Xia asked: "You dispatch elites from the north, can the new army be able to make up for it as soon as possible?"

Li Jian also came out with a dark face, wrinkled his nose on purpose, his expression was the same as that of the Minister of the Ministry of household affairs, and he was absolutely incomparable: "The soldiers transferred by the Ministry of war can enter the northern defense line within ten days. The elite can march west!"

"If the minister can't make arrangements within ten days, please take the initiative to resign and give way to a worthy person!"

Emperor Xia: "..."

This old bastard, Li Jian, must have been pissed off by the shit in the morning!

At this time.

Sima Jian went out and asked: "Your Majesty, the military situation is urgent. Since the soldiers and food and grass can be prepared in advance, the time for the army to march west can be appropriately advanced."

"My minister agrees!"

Most of the civil and military officials, smelling like excrement and urine, said in unison: "Please conquer the barren state early and kill Sirius!"

The voice is very firm!

At this time.

Seeing that Cao Wei and the crown prince's party hadn't made a statement yet, Emperor Xia's eyes lit up, and he induced, "Prime Minister You doesn't make a statement, that means he thinks the timing is wrong, shouldn't he rush out in advance?"

After finishing speaking, Emperor Xia gave him a look.

but.

Cao Wei didn't seem to have received the hint from Emperor Xia, and came out and said: "Your Majesty misunderstood the minister's heart!"

"Chen, I also feel that the military situation is urgent. If everything is ready, you can go out!"

Emperor Xia: "..."

Is this old thing stupid for sleeping on a woman's belly?

Now, he actually agrees with Sima Jian's opinion!

It seems that it is useless!

Emperor Xia glanced across the group of ministers, holding his breath in his heart and said: "Since the efforts of all your loves will allow the army to march westward earlier, protect the barren state earlier, and save my youngest son and the people of the barren state, what is my heart?" comfort!"

"Li Shangshu, the time for the expedition should be ten days earlier!"

"Yes!"

Li Jian gladly accepted the order!

His purpose has been achieved!

Now, the first batch of northern army elites he arranged should have secretly arrived in the barren state, as long as the prince can withstand the first wave of attacks from the Sirians.

He can show up with an army!

At this time.

Emperor Xia stood up with a serious expression on his face: "Now, I also have something to discuss with all my loves."

"The prince's morality is shallow, his health is not good, and he has no heirs so far, so I want to abolish the prince!"

"What do you think?"

"boom......"

Emperor Xia's words were like dropping a nuclear bomb in the hall.

"No!"

Cao Wei led the prince's party to immediately oppose it firmly.

Inside the hall.

Except for Li Jian, the eyes of the other seven princes brightened.

They feel that the opportunity to win the heir for their master has come!

Immediately, there was a commotion in the hall.

Li Jian did not participate!

His king is fighting in the barren state.

Survive and fight the princes again!

Fight with the emperor again!

Now, keep a low profile!

at this time.

barren state.

In the Hundred Thousand Mountains.

Xia Tian led three thousand new recruits, and had already touched a huge mountain.

Here, the wind blows...full of weirdness.