Beyond the door is One Piece

Tsunade looked a little lost. Zhou Qidu came to her side, and she was still a little unaware.

He could feel that Tsunade's mind was at an unprecedented low point in her life.

But in terms of emotional intelligence, his grasp is not so accurate, but he can't help but feel people's emotions directly.

Faced with this opportunity, Zhou Qi sat directly next to Tsunade, and then took her into his arms.

Tsunade was shocked and clenched her fist. The moment she punched out, she suddenly remembered that he was just an ordinary person!

With this punch, he will die!

She quickly put away [-]% of her strength. This was already within her control as a top medical ninja, but the remaining [-]% was still not something that an ordinary person could resist.

"Pfft!" Zhou Qi groaned, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

"let me go!"

"Don't let it go!"

"I'll beat you to death if you don't let me go!"

"Then just fight!"

"You!" Faced with such gangster tactics, Tsunade was at a loss what to do!

If he is really a gangster, then there is nothing wrong with beating him to death directly.

But Tsunade felt that she really couldn't do that!

No way, I really fell in love with him?Falling in love with a man who has seventeen wives?

Subconsciously, she had put her hand on Zhou Qi's chest, and then a glistening green light appeared on her palm.

Zhou Qi chuckled and coughed twice more before he could take a breath.

"Do you really want a woman's life?"

"If it's Tsunade like you, then it's worth dying!"

Tsunade rolled her eyes, feeling pleased with herself, but when she thought about it again, he might have said this to seventeen people, and she suddenly became a little angry.

"let me go?"

"Don't let it go!"

"When are you going to hold it?"

"forever!"

Tsunade gritted her teeth: "Don't think that because you are an ordinary person, I won't dare to hit you. At worst, I'll beat you half to death and then I'll cure you!"

"Then you come!" Zhou Qi put his chin on Tsunade's shoulder. It was better to use his courage to chase the poor bandits, and not to pretend to be the academic overlord.

Tsunade is powerful, but her character is really hesitant. Since now is an opportunity, she must take the initiative to confirm the relationship.

If she backs down now, she might regret it when she comes back to her senses.

Tsunade suddenly felt hot all over her body and her cheeks were hot. How could she have ever been hugged like this by the opposite sex before when she was so big?

Even the break-up was done in a formal manner, and they didn't even hold hands!

"Marry me!" Zhou Qi said in her ear.

"I don't want to be the No. 18 wife!"

"The numbers only represent the quantity, not the ranking. The statuses are all equal!" Zhou Qi explained: "And we don't live in the same place, so there won't be any palace fights like in the palace!"

"I still can't accept it!" Tsunade said angrily: "Even if I want to let go of the past, there are a lot of men waiting for me to choose, there is no need to look for you!"

"In the entire ninja world, except for fools or lunatics, who can be worthy of you?" Zhou Qi asked: "He must be handsome and treat you well!"

Tsunade couldn't deny this. Zhou Qi was indeed handsome, so much so that he seemed to be forgiven for speaking straightforwardly and having a wife.

.... But Tsunade just felt a little uncomfortable.

"At worst, I'll find someone uglier. At least he can treat me wholeheartedly!"

"Stop making trouble!" Zhou Qi chuckled: "Ugly people will think that even I can chase Tsunade to prove that I am still attractive, and then they will go crazy and flirt with women..."

Do not believe?Just ask Wang Daye.

"Anyone who looks handsome can mess with others!"

"At least you will feel better when you see a handsome face. If you see an ugly face and go out to flirt with women, you will have the desire to kill people. You may even doubt your own charm. I am so beautiful. Still can’t keep him?”

"What kind of crooked theory is this?" Tsunade's eyes widened. This was the first time she heard such a statement.

"Oh, this is little Ace's theory!" Zhou Qi said: "This person is a weirdo, she said so, but she found a husband who is not ugly or handsome, but rich, you know she has many husbands Do you have money?"

"How rich?" Tsunade asked curiously.

"One of her mattresses is worth 4000 million yen!"

"What?" Tsunade's eyes widened: "How is it possible? What kind of mattress is so valuable?"

4000 million, that’s the price of ten top S-level tasks!

An elite Jonin goes through life and death, is the result worth a mattress?

"Our national conditions are different. It's so developed over there, and the rich are super rich, so there are many luxury goods. It's normal for a bag to cost 75, a watch to cost 2000 million, and a car to cost [-] million. !”

Is this normal? It’s not normal at all. What you said makes me feel that we ninjas are just a bunch of paupers!

"Back to the two of them, the rich man is a licker. He is the kind of person who pays a lot but gets nothing. He doesn't even hold hands. The two divorced soon after they got married, but little Ace still Not to mention living in that rich man’s house, that rich man still has to pay her an electricity bill of 40 yen a month!”

"Ah..." Of course Tsunade knew what the electricity bill was.

But what does 40 yen a month mean?

Their monthly electricity bill for all the street lights in Konoha Village is 40 yuan!

"This is not over yet. The most annoying thing is that the mattress has a sensor, which means that if the mattress vibrates or something else, the rich man can receive it!"

"Ah..." Although Tsunade has never done anything, she is a doctor and naturally knows everything she should know.

Just thinking about it for a moment, she laughed unconsciously. What a weird family and weird people this is!

She had never seen it before in her whole life, and she had never even imagined that such a thing existed in this world!

But wait...

Your hand was still on my arm just now. When did you move to my waist?

"release!"

"what?"

"hand!"

"Promise me to let go!"

Tsunade was silent for a moment and said, "Give me some time until I forget about him, okay?"

It's definitely not like in many novels where the protagonist tries his best to discredit Tsunade in order to pursue him.

This man was indeed an honest gentleman, and he did persuade Tsunade to let go of the past and forget about her.

But forgetting someone is not that simple.

Especially, this person has been remembered by Tsunade for more than 20 years!

...."I can't forget it!" Zhou Qi shook his head: "If forgetting was that easy, you wouldn't have remembered it for more than 20 years."

"It's better to follow me. The best way to forget a relationship is to start a new relationship!"

Tsunade rolled her eyes: "What do you mean by obeying you? Are you a bandit?"

"I'm not a bandit, I'm a heart thief!"

"How many people have you told this to?"

"Only you!"

"I do not believe!"

Zhou Qi sighed: "I originally set my heart on the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch!"

"..." Tsunade pinched Zhou Qi's waist directly: "Am I a ditch?"

"Ah, no, no..." Zhou Qi hurriedly shook his head, seeing that it was not advisable to forcefully push the plot, he quickly changed the track.

"Speaking of which, you didn't have a good expression the last time you saw me. Why did you suddenly change?"

He didn't even expect that after not seeing each other for a few days, they would go from being strangers to being able to hug each other.

Tsunade was stunned, and her face suddenly became twisted: "Nothing has changed, I haven't changed. If you were not an ordinary person, I would have beaten you to death!"

"So are ordinary people politically correct in this world? Do ninjas have rules against attacking ordinary people?" Zhou Qi asked.

"There is such a rule, but it can only restrain Omura ninjas. In peacetime and wartime, it is not surprising that a ninja with red eyes will do anything!" Tsunade sighed: "If you really like me , but you have to think carefully, if the war breaks out again, my identity will definitely affect you. You, an ordinary person, don't even have the ability to resist when facing a ninja!"

"I can summon spirits, how can I be considered an ordinary person?" Zhou Qi asked.

"I don't know how you achieved this, but you have no chakra and no ninjutsu, so you are just an ordinary person!" Tsunade said: "Even if I can teach you, you are already, well, how old are you this year? ?”

"33 years old!"

"Huh?" Tsunade suddenly stood up and looked Zhou Qi up and down: "Are you 33?"

"Is there a problem?" Zhou Qi still felt a little pity that he didn't hug him tightly just now!

"You are not 33, you are almost 23!" Having said that, she is 50 this year. Although she is not much different from a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl under the Yin Sealing Technique and Medical Ninjutsu, she is still an old woman after all.

It's not a good idea to find someone who's too young.

But if it’s 33, the problem doesn’t seem to be that big?

She didn't even know that she was already looking for various reasons to accept Zhou Qi, but she hadn't figured out a few bigger issues, so she was still struggling.

"If you don't go through wars and work hard, you will age very slowly!" At Zhou Qi's age, he is still a teenager on the earth today. Let alone him, even ordinary people who do not practice, have I am over 30 years old and still have my ID card checked by the police at Internet cafes.

"Is that so?" Tsunade was a little curious.

"Yes!" Zhou Qi nodded.

"But don't you have 17 wives?" How can you take care of so many wives so well?

She has seen some famous people from small countries with seven or eight wives who look like they are 30 years old when they are 60 years old.

"Am I in good health?" Zhou Qi retorted.

....This is true...

He had been punched by me several times. Although he didn't use all his strength, he looked back like a normal person and his physical fitness was indeed good.

"Come on, sit down and continue talking!"

"Yes!" Tsunade nodded, and then said: "Sit down, sit down, you are not allowed to hug me!"

"Yeah!" Zhou Qi nodded: "I promise not to hug you!"

After all, when Tsunade sat down, Zhou Qi hugged her directly.

Because when he said he promised not to hug him, Tsunade was obviously angry!

"Are you lying again?"

"I'm a gangster!"

Tsunade was speechless, but she didn't push away anymore.

"Can we talk now?" Zhou Qi asked.

Tsunade sighed, and then took out two books from where the ninja tool bag used to be on her waist.

"Introduction to Star Talk" "The Dangers of Gambling"

"I've been reading two books these days!" Tsunade pointed at "Introduction to Star Language": "This book has a great influence on me. Who is this editor-in-chief Robin?"

"My first wife was a historian, linguist, writer, screenwriter, politician, and educator. She was also in charge of all the political affairs of the stars!" Zhou Qi.

"What is, home?" Tsunade asked.

"They are top figures in a certain industry!" Zhou Qidao: "For example, you are a medical scientist, martial arts expert, and ninjutsu expert in the ninja world!"

"That's it!" Tsunade nodded, so I only have three titles, but this woman actually has six?

But what’s the use of history, phonetics, and literature?

But when I think of the "Introduction to Star Language", it seems to be really useful.

"The author of this book "The Dangers of Gambling" is you. Did you write it specifically for me?" Tsunade asked.

"Yes!" Zhou Qi nodded, but actually no, Tsunade is not the only one who likes gambling, the One Piece world also likes gambling.

Fanxing is preparing to ban gambling, and this book is used as propaganda.

However, it will not completely ban drugs. At least a few luxury casinos will be opened to harvest money from the rich.

This book has just been published, and Tsunade is the first reader, so it is not an exaggeration to say that the book was written for her.

"I know you like gambling, and I don't want you to change for me, but gambling is indeed not a good hobby. I can only advise you in this way..."

"Of course I know gambling is bad, but I didn't expect gambling to be so harmful!" Tsunade sighed.

For individuals, gambling can easily lead to bankruptcy. After borrowing a loan, it will lead to the separation of wives and children, and the destruction of families.

For the country, gambling does not produce goods. It is purely the capital exploitation of others by gambling houses. It will not bring any benefit to the country. On the contrary, due to the large number of gamblers, it will lead to instability in the country and public security turmoil.

For celebrities, if a social celebrity like Tsunade is revealed to like gambling, many people will find excuses.

All the three ninjas participate in gambling, which proves that gambling is a good thing. Otherwise, why would Tsunade like it so much?

It didn't matter in the past, but with the popularity of mobile phones, sooner or later Tsunade's affairs could no longer be hidden.

Zhou Qi did not name anyone in the book, but only talked about the dangers of celebrities participating in gambling, but Tsunade saw herself between the lines.

"Is it because of this book that you changed your mind about me?" Zhou Qi asked.

...."So be it!" Tsunade nodded, the reason was not that simple.

Tsunade's first bad impression of Zhou Qi was because Zhou Qi said that he was a daimyo and had sixteen wives, which made Tsunade feel that he was a frivolous person who loved to lie.

But "Introduction to Star Language" proves that the country of stars is real, and he is really a famous name in the country.

And "The Dangers of Gambling" proves that Zhou Qi is not frivolous. On the contrary, he is a person with a profound understanding of society, and his literary talent and positive thinking are almost unheard of in Tsunade's long life. type.

Although Suan agreed with her point of view, that was all. He did not make any more suggestions on Konoha's political affairs.

Jiraiya also writes books, but the ones he writes are pornographic books, and no one reads the serious books.

Orochimaru?Is he considered a man?

Tsunade compared Zhou Qi with everyone around her, and was shocked to find that except for the issue of poor strength, Zhou Qi completely crushed others in other aspects!

Whether it is appearance, height, figure, literary talent, thoughts, or even the way of persuading people, they are all unique.

As soon as the misunderstanding was resolved, what followed was shame. In addition, Zhou Qi was the only person of the opposite sex who cared about her in the past 20 years...

Tsunade really doesn't care about the strength of her romantic partner. After all, if she insists on finding someone stronger than herself, she really won't be able to find one.

So they are all weak anyway, and there seems to be no difference between jounin and ordinary people.

If it weren't for the seventeen wives, Tsunade would have just nodded.

Am I, the majestic princess of the Thousand Hands Clan, not worthy of the position of a head wife?

The more Tsunade thought about it, the angrier she became. She turned her head angrily and found that Zhou Qi's chin was resting on her shoulder, but his eyes were staring blankly downward.

Looking down, I saw that the milky white snow had deep valleys...

boom!

With an elbow strike, Zhou Qi hit the wooden house hard, smashing a hole directly.

"Master Zhou Qi!" Xiang Ling, who was still training, was startled and immediately ran over and roared: "Old woman, what are you doing!"

Tsunade rolled her eyes: "Be respectful, I am your teacher!"

"I came to worship you as my teacher just for Qijun's sake!" Xiang Liao retorted: "If you hurt Qijun, I will hate you forever!"

Tsk, this is the idiom mentioned in "Introduction to Star Language", be proud of your favor!

Just because we, Konoha, can't stand up to the Uzumaki clan, can we really disgust me?

Oh, that's not all. She likes Zhou Qi, but Zhou Qi likes me. She is jealous!

After figuring out the joints, Tsunade smiled happily: "Yes, I am an old woman, but some people like this old woman and don't like this girl movie like you!"

"You!" Xiang Phosphorus burst into tears immediately. You could just beat me, but why are you hurting my heart?

"Oh, I also injured him. It's a pity that you haven't learned the medical ninjutsu yet, so I have to take care of him!" Tsunade sighed, turned around and went into the house, then came out with Zhou Qi in his arms, and turned around. Went to the bedroom.

"I, I..." Xiang Ling looked at the two people leaving and was immediately confused. I have been practicing Taijutsu for the past three days. How can I learn medical ninjutsu if you haven't taught me at all?

You're such a good Tsunade, you can actually do this?

However, Qijun is not willing to bite me at all...

Wait, you're not the only one who knows medical ninjutsu, Shizune can too!

Xiang Lian immediately turned around to find Shizune. As far as she knew, not only did she like Qijun, but Shizune also liked her.

So Tsunade should be their common enemy, and they can definitely help each other!

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Bamboo Rats Can’t Be Eaten reminds you: Remember to collect after reading this