All my elves are in the late stages of lazy cancer

Qingcheng City.

Qingshan Breeding House staff dormitory.

The moonlight was already dimming outside, and a young man in uniform walked back with tired steps.

"Hey, why did Shen Changle come back so late? Have you just finished cleaning up?"

In the corridor of the dormitory, a breeder who went out to fetch water saw the visitor and said hello with a smile.

Shen Changle smiled bitterly and said: "Yes, it's finally over. Uncle Zhao, the Howling Moon Wolf you are responsible for has the talent of moonlight, its whole body is self-cleaning, and it also knows how to find a hole to bury its feces. The one I am responsible for is said to be a war machine, but I think it is made A shit machine is the right thing..."

"I'm a shit shoveler, I'm a shit pusher... Oh, let's not talk about it anymore. I was covered in stinky sweat and I went back to take a shower, Uncle Zhao."

"Well, you should go to bed early. Tomorrow is a big event for you." Uncle Zhao agreed with a smile.

"Eh."

The door to the dormitory was opened, and Shen Changle walked in exhausted, took off his smelly clothes and rushed into the bathroom.

Turning on the faucet, until the warm water washed his whole body, Shen Changle sighed comfortably:

"I feel that I am not as comfortable as I was in my previous life..."

It has been three days since he traveled through time, and he has passed through the period of excitement and confusion. Apart from the changes in the world, what remains unchanged is his identity as a worker.

Shen Changle's identity here is an intern breeder in the breeding house, and he is mainly responsible for taking care of the soul beast elves stored here.

In this different world with extraordinary abilities, there are many soul beast elves who control magical abilities through evolution and possess advanced wisdom.

This subject even includes but is not limited to animals and plants, such as basic elements such as gold, wood, water, fire, earth, machinery, etc., from which many strange lives can be born.

Such a powerful and strange being has fought against weak humans many times over the long years, and has always had the upper hand.

However, the human species is like this. It is tenacious against the wind and goes against the wind and waves. After many years of oppression, not only did it not perish, but it relied on a treasure that summoned the code to gradually take the initiative in the competition.

There are no signs of the emergence of treasures like the Summoning Code. As long as a talented young person is over 18 years old, when his telekinesis has been cultivated to a certain level and activated through a unique ritual, the Summoning Code will naturally be realized. come out.

Relying on the pages in the Summoning Code, humans can sign contracts with soul beasts that they have defeated or become attached to, and tame the soul beasts to fight together.

The summoning code levels are divided into seven levels: bronze, silver, gold, platinum, diamond, legend, and myth, which also correspond to the seven levels of soul beasts.

At the same time, a level is divided into three sub-levels: low, medium and high. Each sub-level will add one more summoning page to the summoning code. The initial low-level bronze level is one page.

In addition, the summoning code embodied by each person will take into account the host's various considerations to give birth to a special talent and life-guarding beast.

This kind of life-guarding war beast may not be as powerful as many strange beings at the beginning, but it is better at two points: it has the same intentions and it will never betray.

Yes, there is betrayal. There is an old saying in the past life: "If the king is not upright, his ministers will defect to foreign countries; if the father is unrighteous, the son will flee to another country."

Soul beast elves have a long life cycle and are powerful, but they also grow slowly.

The summoning code that contains special spaces and human wisdom can shorten the growth cycle of soul beast elves to a great extent and improve their strength.

Coupled with the emotional bond and the side effects of violating the contract, under normal circumstances, neither of them will regret it after signing the contract.

However, if faced with a major situation such as a life or death crisis, it would be hard to say anything...

Of course, such a miraculous magic weapon is not just available on the street, and the probability of a genius being able to awaken and manifest it to summon the code is extremely slim.

People who do not have the ability to awaken and manifest the Summoning Code can still rely on contract props and summoning techniques to summon soul beasts and elves to fight together, but the upper limit is only that high.

After all, one is born without a life guardian beast and talent, and the summoning contract item itself is a sky-high price. The limit for ordinary people to own one or two soul beast elves in their lifetime.

"Sigh... I don't know if I can have such a talent."

"It stands to reason that since you have traveled through time and given yourself a golden finger, you can't just let yourself be the shit shoveler, right?"

Shen Changle comforted himself in his heart, took a simple hot shower, put on his pajamas, and sat lazily on the bench, feeling exhausted.

There was boiling water left over from eating instant noodles at lunch in the kettle on the table nearby. Shen Changle took a bag of instant coffee and poured it into a cup to brew. Then he took out a box of chocolate chip cookies. Simply, this was his It's dinner.

A mouthful of steaming, bitter yet sweet coffee entered my stomach, and my stomach, which had been cold for an entire afternoon due to emptiness and loneliness, started to scream as if I had been awakened in an instant.

Shen Changle casually opened the plastic bag, took out a piece of biscuit and was about to throw it into his mouth, but the next second, a white shadow flashed in front of his eyes...

The cookies disappeared all of a sudden? ? ?

"Hey, let me go! Who stole my food? Are you kidding me? Believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"

Shen Changle was stunned for a moment, and then he got angry. He looked around and couldn't help but said angrily.

I haven’t eaten all afternoon, and it’s so hard to survive even if someone snatches some biscuits at night!

"Gugu......"

"Gu Gu Gu Gu......"

Birds chirping near the window attracted Shen Changle's attention.

Shen Changle turned around and saw that there was a gray-colored cuckoo bird there.

This kind of bird has only one leg, but it has a plump body, big cute eyes, a fat face with heavy cheeks like an orange cat, and a pair of short wings. At this time, it is watching nervously without blinking. Shen Changle, in his mouth... was the piece of biscuit.

The whole image looks like a fusion of Googu from Pokémon and Hedwig, the snowy owl from HP.

Cuckoo Bird seemed to notice the displeasure in Shen Changle's eyes, and jumped back with fear, tremblingly grabbing the edge of the window sill with his feet.

He obviously looked like he knew this was bad behavior and was a little scared and ashamed.

But in the end, he was still seduced by the rich butter aroma in his mouth. He held the biscuit firmly in his mouth, with tears in his eyes and his mouth watering, reluctant to put it down.

He just flapped his short wings in a funny way and kept leaning forward, as if he was bowing to Shen Changle.

"You... are quite sensible. Okay, okay, don't bother."

Seeing the other party's silly and polite look, Shen Changle felt unhappy. After waving his hand to signal the other party to stop, he took out a few biscuits from the box, handed them to the table in front of Cuckoo Bird and said:

"Eat, eat, here you go."

Cuckoo Bird tilted his head and looked at Shen Changle carefully with cute eyes. As if he easily understood what he meant, he jumped onto the table of the biscuits that were handed to him and ate them one bite at a time.

Looking at the cuckoo bird approaching, Shen Changle had time to observe it, but this time he discovered some problems inexplicably.

According to his experience, the body hair of ordinary cuckoos is light brown and mixed with brown. At a glance, this cuckoo is a very rare bird with different colors.

The key lies in the gray color of this cuckoo bird. When you look closely, you can see that it is just a patch of stains. In fact, it should be pure white body hair with black spots on the wings.

It just wasn't taken care of very well, so it turned into this somewhat dirty gray-white color.

In addition, this cuckoo bird's feet were artificially tied with a band, and there were dense scars around it...

Thinking back to the cuckoo bird's movements that were different from wild birds and its lack of fear of people, all this made Shen Changle have an uncomfortable suspicion in his heart.