[Naruto] Did the outdated idol die for love today?

Of course Kakashi didn't want something so embarrassing to happen today.

He just got up and went to work, found a mole who behaved strangely, followed him to go fishing for law enforcement, and then unfortunately ran into two acquaintances.

One was a former ANBU colleague and rebel nin who had beaten him to the hospital.

One is an important character in his sterile relationship history that is... well, worthy of a memoir decades later.

So, how did it happen?

Kakashi couldn't help but remember.

He never mentioned this matter to anyone because it sounded really...

It's too ridiculous.

It's so outrageous that it's just like Orochimaru gave up his Sharingan, reincarnated as a male mother to save the world, and wore an apron to make lunch for his children. There is a hint of... in the absurdity, isn't it wrong?

In short, it is a beautiful girl idol who appears at your doorstep, takes the initiative to invite you for a drink, talks about your feelings in the dark of the night, and ends with an indescribable script.

It’s a story that takes place in another dimension!

After something like this happened, the other party didn't seem to want to take responsibility at all and just disappeared.

What he never expected was that Kakashi's mental trauma had just begun.

Because this heartless person never slipped out of his life.

Every now and then, he could see posters with her face on them, products she endorsed, covers of fashion magazines... He even found her shadow in a special episode of "Intimate Paradise" on the entertainment industry...

Whenever he saw her face, Kakashi would naturally think of the story of that night that he still remembered so well.

Like now.

Facing those deep amber eyes, Kakashi couldn't help but shift his gaze in embarrassment.

"Tobirama, I heard that you became Hokage?"

The person involved did not have the slightest bit of consciousness and tortured Kakashi mercilessly.

"Ah, how should I put it... there is no such thing."

Kakashi stared at a bunch of weeds in the corner, as if he suddenly found it very interesting, and after a while he said, "The Hokage has always been Tsunade-sama."

"Very good." Sasami nodded, showing a satisfied look, "You saved me some intelligence fees, Tobirama. You are quite useful."

Who are you calling Nidaime-sama?

Kakashi looked dead again.

"So, what is Madara's purpose...?"

After being speechless for a long time, he finally thought of a good topic and managed his expression a little.

"Isn't it common knowledge to everyone that he didn't hesitate to launch a war to obtain the eight and nine tails?" Sasami burst out laughing.

This Tobirama really doesn't have the brains of the genuine Tobirama...

Thinking like this, she cast a look of pity on him.

"..." Kakashi felt that he had asked a stupid question.

"Then, Uchiha Itachi is..."

"You ask him? He is indeed dead. Now he is my thing."

Sasami said, tugging on Itachi's sleeve, and Itachi nodded in agreement, "Yes, that's it."

Kakashi:  …

...Is this the generation gap between young girls and him?

No, that night, he was still a young and fresh new generation of Konoha, right?

"Nothing else to ask? Itachi, let's go."

Sasami's eyes circled around the silver-haired ninja's face, then moved back lightly. She believed that she had fulfilled her obligation to exchange information. Time was tight and she had no time to play boring house games with Kakashi.

Seeing that the two were about to leave, Kakashi finally showed his normal performance!

"Wait...Chunqin, Madara wanted to kill you then! Stop being so stubborn!"

The situation seems to be unfavorable to him, but at this time, he can't control so much, let's keep people first.

"Itachi, do you know what Sasuke did at the Five Kage Conference? She and Sasuke must have been deceived by Madara!"

Hai-xu-you-shen...

Before Kakashi completed the final seal, the black magatama in Itachi's Sharingan eyes spun rapidly.

broken! Kakashi was startled, knowing that this was a sign that Itachi Uchiha was launching a genjutsu.

"Long time no see, Kakashi. Please go back."

With a blood moon in the sky and corpses everywhere, this nightmare-like hell scene was exactly the Tsukuyomi world where he had been tortured by Itachi countless times.

It’s starting again, right?

Kakashi Hatake's eyes were so dead that he couldn't be more dead.

Only this time, Itachi didn't beat him like he did in previous fights. He walked over from the faint moonlight, passed in front of him without squinting, and passed by him.

The moment the two of them were in contact with each other, Uchiha Itachi said calmly, "I will watch her. And Uchiha Madara."

The screen jumped, and he fell out of the illusion created by Tsukuyomi, leaving only the departing figures of the man and woman in his eyes.

"And...I'm not her brother."

Uchiha Itachi's last words rang in his ears.

Kakashi: ...his eyes lost their brightness.

At this moment, his thoughts were running like a prolapsed Kyuubi.

elder brother? What brother?

Whose brother are you?

What is Itachi, the Riddler, hinting at? ? ?

>>>

"Itachi, next, I want to go to Konoha."

Sasami said after an afternoon of careful consideration.

"……doing what?"

Itachi's black eyes and red pupils looked over at the sound.

"Meet Uzumaki Naruto." Her eyes suddenly became wandering, "I would like to see what kind of magic he knows that can actually affect Sasuke's strong will for revenge."

Sasuke? magic?

The ♂ warrior ♀ Uchiha of love, the magical ♂ girl ♀ magic love... wait and stop.

Sasuke has a new revenge target?

Uchiha Itachi was obviously very interested in this topic. Before he could ask, the girl's tone contained a subtle hint of gossip and she continued talking on her own.

"You don't know yet, Itachi. Sasuke once wanted to destroy Konoha."

Weasel:  …

Itachi reflected on what he had done wrong.

"However, Uzumaki Naruto chased him to the Iron Country and had a fight with him at the entrance of the Five Kage Conference. He said that they were brothers and would die together..."

Sasami was heartbroken, "Then, Sasuke will put on your eyes, put aside other plans, plan to cut off the past, and escape into Buddhism!"

Weasel:  …

This kid Uzumaki Naruto has something good...

Having said this, the girl's expression suddenly changed again. She lowered her eyes gently, and all she could see was a dark amber eye, with a glint of transparent light flashing under the afterglow of dusk.

"I want to try to see if the person who can change Sasuke can change me."

Restraining the complicated emotions surging in her throat, she paused and let out a self-deprecating chuckle.

"After all...I also don't understand the way forward."

……

When Naruto Uzumaki woke up, rain was falling outside the window.

The rain pattered down on the window edge, splashing water and wetting the floor a little, and the room was filled with a smell of moisture with a fishy earthy smell.

He stood up sleepily, stepped on the wet floor in front of the window with his bare feet, and yawned slowly.

what happened……?

Did you forget to close the window today...?

puff.

As he was in a trance, a powerful force from the sky suddenly knocked him down.

"Ah, it hurts!"

This time, Naruto was completely awake from his sleep. He quickly held onto his painful waist and felt the unusual pressure from his knees, and then vaguely remembered:

Did something fall from the ceiling just now?

"Uzumaki Naruto."

Amidst the soft sound of falling rain, the heavenly thing sat on his thigh and made a ghostly and terrifying sound.

Help...help...that's not right!

Seeing her face clearly, Naruto's face suddenly turned from white to red, and his voice couldn't help but stutter.

"Well, Uchiha, you are not, well, then who, Uchiha Itachi, ah no, with Sasuke..."

"Naruto Uzumaki," Sasami said calmly, interrupting his irrelevant words with a face-to-face meeting, "You are Sasuke's friend, right?"

"Yes."

The young man slapped his forehead hard. When he heard the name Sasuke, he calmed down immediately, with an extraordinarily determined look in his blue eyes.

"I want to ask you a question." Sasami didn't care what he thought. After receiving the definite answer, she continued.

"Sasuke said no, I will definitely not do it next time. If I continue doing this, I will get pregnant..."

"Why would he have such an idea?"