Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

Learning a new ninjutsu is not that difficult for Kagura. Her unlimited amount of chakra is enough to support her to practice as she pleases. She can use a chakra-infused pen to draw on the scroll, and then give her will to the drawing. Vitality, this is the principle of super beast pseudo-painting.

Kagura practiced repeatedly for more than a month before she could skillfully and accurately give will to the objects in the painting, allowing them to make movements according to their own ideas.

That day, after she finally became proficient in controlling what she drew, she secretly ran to the village radio station and broadcast an announcement while Tobirama locked herself in the laboratory for experiments.

"There is an animation to watch in the village square today. If you want to see it, go quickly. If you are late, you won't be able to get the front row!"

Everyone has read the comics. Who knows what the animation is? Adults are not curious, but children are. Not to mention that in order to not be so bleak on the first day of release, Kagura also spent his own money to hire Tsunade, Jiraiya and Orochimaru. The whole village was attracting people to him, and of course, the ones they attracted were all children.

Based on the principle that having fun alone is not as good as having fun together, animation must be watched together to be interesting.

Therefore, Kagura performed for his first audience (eight people) a pseudo-drawing version of the cartoon called "Calabash Baby Saves Grandpa". Where have the children in Konoha seen such a moving cartoon? Fully focused and extremely excited, at their strong request, Kagura performed "Ultraman Fights Little Monsters" two days later.

The advent of the anime gradually spread in the village. Kagura also saw Hatake Sakumo, whom he hadn't seen for a long time. He had grown up a lot and was much taller. Compared to Kakashi at this age , Sakumo is much gentler, doesn't talk much, but always smiles.

Kagura couldn't help but stare at him. He and Kakashi were indeed father and son. They looked so much alike. It was a pity that such a gentle person ended up committing suicide. Perhaps his mental endurance was too poor. One point, he couldn't stand the accusations from the whole village and committed suicide due to depression. If he could become more mentally tolerant, would he be able to avoid death? Kagura thought he was thick-skinned. If he was as thick-skinned as he was, he would not be blamed by others. And committed suicide.

To train a person's thick skin, you only need to let him socialize constantly. If he is socialized too much, his face will naturally become thicker. On the contrary, he may become depressed and depressed in advance.

When watching Kagura's "cartoon", Sakumo was cheated by Jiraiya with candy. At that time, Sakumo was about to leave after practicing his sword in the school field, when he saw Jiraiya who was lazy and went to catch Cicada. Also, Jiraiya didn't do anything with the money. After receiving the money, he didn't want to run around looking for the audience, so he bought a bunch of candies and ran into the woods to catch cicadas.

Jiraiya was carrying a bag of sweets when he met Sakumo who was carrying a short sword. He thought to himself that he couldn't pull anyone off, so maybe Kagura wouldn't need him next time, so he'd better find someone to trick him. I found Sakumo.

"It's very beautiful. It can move and fight. Are you sure you don't want to take a look?"

Sakumo narrowed his eyes, thought for a moment, and replied to him: "It still doesn't work."

This guy is not easy to fool.

Jiraiya was speechless. He took out a few pieces of candy from his arms and tempted him: "Go ahead, go ahead, there are still candies to eat."

Hmm... Sakumo looked at the pieces of candy wrapped in colorful candy wrappers and hesitated for a while, but finally nodded in agreement.

"For candy's sake."

Jiraiya grinned, no child could escape the temptation of candy.

Therefore, every time, Tsunade and Orochimaru were serious about pulling people's heads, and only Jiraiya was also fishing.

"Are you familiar with him, Jiraiya?"

After finishing the animation that day, looking at Sakumo's leaving figure, Kagura asked Jiraiya.

Jiraiya looked at Sakumo and was about to shake his head but stopped. He asked Kagura, "Why do you ask this?"

Kagura didn't answer him, but just said: "Bring him with you next time you play, and play with him more often."

Speaking of this, Jiraiya looked confused and couldn't help but ask: "Why should I play with him?"

"This... this..." Kagura couldn't find a very formal reason, "Just think of it as a way to exercise your face."

Anyway, considering how thick-skinned Jiraiya is, playing with him more will definitely help him develop his face, which will indirectly strengthen his psychological development and prevent him from getting into trouble in the future.

"..."

Jiraiya looked at Kagura with a grimace. He felt that all the women didn't understand him. What was he playing for? Catching fish, catching cicadas or peeping at women's baths?

That guy doesn't look like someone who is interested in catching fish and cicadas, so... as for peeping on women, does this mean he has found an accomplice for himself?

But even if you want to bring an accomplice, you should bring Orochimaru with you. That guy is naturally stupid, and he will do whatever he is asked to do. He is also obedient to him when he is asked to stand guard for him outside the women's bath. Apart from having no interest in peeping with him, Everyone else is obedient.

Speaking of which, Jiraiya's thoughts drifted away. After all, Orochimaru was a man. How could he not be interested in this kind of thing? Wasn't he curious? Or was he actually a woman, but his voice sounded more like a man's? , or is he a hermaphrodite, knowing all about another structure?

Jiraiya shook his head, this guess was a bit too outrageous.

"What's the benefit of taking that guy with you?"

Kagura stared at him. Such a little kid knew how to negotiate terms. He was worthy of being the one who later "defrauded" Naruto and Sakura out of their wallets to drink flower wine.

"How about I give you a book of out-of-print paintings I drew, the ones with beautiful girls in swimsuits."

"Deal!" I didn't even think about it.

"..." Sure enough, perverts have been cultivated since childhood.

During the following period, Jiraiya frequently coaxed and deceived Sakumo into peeping at the female bathhouse, and was caught by the female bathhouse owner again and again. Later, he did not believe in evil and arranged for Orochimaru, a professional sentry, to be sent to them. The sentries were not spared either.

The female soup proprietress almost became adults with them. She either splashed them with water or beat them with a broom. Jiraiya was very puzzled. Before, he would hardly be discovered when he came alone. Why now, he always When I couldn't see anything, the proprietress stood behind me menacingly, which was really strange.

"So, is it your problem?" Jiraiya asked Sakumo angrily.

Sakumo was not annoyed and was still smiling, but what he said made Jiraiya mad. He said to him: "Actually, you are bragging. You also said that you have some escaping skills and have never failed. According to me look……"

It's an exaggeration, but it was rarely caught before.

"It must be because of you. Why? Are you too dazzling? You can be seen even if you are hiding in the dark, or..." As he said that, Jiraiya wrinkled his nose and leaned closer to Sakumo and smelled it. , although Sakumo is a boy, he does not have the sweat smell that boys generally have. On the contrary, it has a normal soap smell. He can't help but wonder: "There is no strange smell at all, this is really strange!"

Orochimaru, who had been silent for a long time, walked over expressionlessly, looked at Jiraiya and said, "We'll be here tonight, right? Then I have to leave too."

"No, no, no," Jiraiya grabbed his arm. Orochimaru's arms were very thin, dangling in his wide sleeves. Jiraiya often felt that the long black hair paired with the pure white gown, plus this The guy was born with fairer skin than a girl, and coupled with that face that was always confused, it would be easy to mistake him for a girl.

"I got news tonight that Tsunade is coming to bathe. Isn't it a shame that I haven't seen her yet?"

Orochimaru didn't understand why Jiraiya was so obsessed with Tsunade, and said calmly: "I don't think it's a loss."

Jiraiya couldn't help but yelled, "Who wants you to think it? It's me who thinks it, I haven't seen it yet!"

His voice was heard by all the women who had not noticed anyone outside, and they suddenly started to scream and squawk.

Sakumo looked at the collapsed Jiraiya in a funny way and said, "What should I do now? I can't see it anymore."

"Shut up, it's all because of you!" He pointed at Sakumo's nose and looked at Orochimaru again, "And you!"

Orochimaru spread his hands, he was so unjust.

This is so strange. He was rarely discovered when he came alone. Sure enough, it was these two trolls who harmed him. If he had known better, he would not have agreed to Sister Kagura's request.

No, he wants to find her to negotiate terms.