Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

Kagura's shop is located in a less prosperous part of the shopping street. She is not strict about the location, as long as there is a place to stay.

She thought about what she wanted to do for a long time before opening the store. Opening a studio was too idealistic and unrealistic in the ninja world.

When opening a snack bar, she was lazy and her skills were mediocre, so she wasn't sure if anyone would come to eat. Besides, it was too busy for one person, and she didn't have the money to hire helpers, so she passed on this one.

Apart from these, she couldn't think of anything else to do. Then an idea flashed in her mind. Since she had watched 720 episodes of Naruto, why not open a real fortune-telling shop like Fu Tobirama? Although she couldn't If you are addicted to superstition, you can take a look at the shrines everywhere in Konoha. Maybe this is also a good way to survive.

The most important thing is that this industry is extremely profitable, with zero investment and zero risk, and huge profits.

As for whether she really knows how to predict good or bad luck, that's not important. Everyone is just asking for comfort. It's always right to pick something nice to say.

So, after two days of preparation, Kagura's "divination and fortune telling" finally opened. Yes, the name of the store is "divination and fortune telling". It's as simple and crude as that.

There is a sign on the outside wall of the shop, which reads: Our shop's business is to help people predict good or bad luck, and also to choose auspicious days for weddings and funerals, and to help people predict the future. Those who are interested can enter the shop to discuss with the boss in detail.

Well, the introduction is even more simple and crude.

On the day the store opened, Tobirama and Hashirama passed by together. Tobirama saw the artless store name and couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth. Hashirama, on the other hand, was different. He lay at the door and looked in with an excited look. .

Kagura was dozing off at the time. He casually wiped his saliva with his sleeve and raised his head to see Hashirama's smiling face.

"First, First Generation Sir?"

"Ah, hello Kagura-san."

"Eh~ It's so dirty!" Tobirama looked at her in disgust as she wiped her saliva.

On other people's territory, Kagura restrained himself a lot and tried his best to imitate other neighbors and treat the two of them with respect.

Suddenly, Hashirama approached Kagura with a serious look on his face, and asked seriously in a voice as low as possible: "I heard from Tobirama that you can predict the future, but is it true?"

You’re being so serious and you’re asking this?

"Hehehe, that's right!"

"Then let me ask you, I'm going to gamble tonight. Let's see how my luck is. Will I win or lose? The loss of my best friend has made me not in the mood to gamble for a while. I'm afraid I'm going to give birth to my hand."

Yes, Hashirama has a gambling habit, but how could Kagura know about losing and winning.Fortunately, Tobirama stepped forward in time to save her. Tobirama pinched Hashirama's sleeves with two fingers and pulled him away forcefully, with a look of hatred on his face.

"A few days ago, I asked for money because I wanted to gamble. Does Mito know about this?"

As soon as he heard him talking about Mito, Hashirama instantly became frightened and quickly asked him not to complain. "You can leave it to me. I haven't been there for more than a month..." He said, feeling extremely aggrieved.

Kagura kindly reminded Hashirama, "It's okay for Shodai-sama to go alone, but be sure to take little Tsunade with you. She has bad luck in gambling. It's true that she is over fifty and has a lot of debt."

Hashirama was stunned for a moment and then asked her: "Who is Tsunade-chan?"

"Your eldest granddaughter."

"Are you giving birth?" Hashirama looked at Tobirama with a confused look on his face. Tobirama was also a little confused and shook his head, "I don't know. That's your son's family matter. Why do you ask me?"

Was Tsunade not born yet at this time?

Kagura looked confused. Oh no, it was too early.

The three of them looked at me, and I looked at you, with puzzled faces.

At this embarrassing moment, a voice came from a distance. The man was running and shouting, and his target was in the direction of Kagura's shop.

"First Generation Sir, it's born, it's born!"

Hashirama stared blankly at the man running over. As he got closer, he realized that it was Senju Momoka, a member of his own family, and asked hurriedly: "What happened?"

"Mr. Ganlu has given birth to a girl. Master Mito asked me to invite you back."

When Hashirama heard this, he was so happy that he had forgotten to ask about winning or losing. He followed Mohua towards home like a gust of wind, and soon disappeared.

Looking at the disappearing figure, Kagura said to himself: "Who is Lord Amrita?"

Could it be that Hashirama still has a concubine!

"She is Qingsong's wife."

"Eh?" Kagura was startled, "Why are you still here? Why don't you go and take a look?"

Tobirama looked at her as if she was crazy and asked: "His son has a child, why should I follow him?"

"You are an uncle, why don't you go and see it?" Kagura thought, this newborn child should be Tsunade. In the anime, Hashirama said that Tsunade is his eldest granddaughter, because she is the first As a child, he doted on her very much, and he doted on her to the point of being a little lawless.

"No, I'll go later."

"People in your country have such weak family ties..."

"..."

"Okay, you old man, go ahead and do whatever you want. Don't block the door of my shop. You look so fierce. Who dares to ask about good or bad luck standing here?"

Tobirama was driven away by Kagura in despair, as if he was holding a breath in his heart. Is this woman the second person to dare to ignore him and dislike him like this?

Who is the first person?

The first one was Uchiha Madara, but he died!

The next day, as soon as the door of the fortune-telling shop opened, Senju Hashirama appeared with excitement on his face.

"Kagura-san Shino Kamito, she is indeed a girl. Just as you said, her name is Tsunade. She is a soft and white little guy, just like the glutinous rice dumplings from the pastry shop. So cute!"

Seeing the birth of his eldest granddaughter, Hashirama's boy's heart was moved. Who can resist the white and soft little glutinous rice dumplings? Moreover, it seems that kissing another generation is common all over the world. Kagura is sure , when Mito gave birth to his son, he was definitely not as happy as he is now.

Seeing him so happy, Kagura hit the snake with a stick and said: "This is really a great happy event. Seeing that my prediction is so accurate, Lord Shodai, please forgive me one year's rent. At worst, you can come and ask for fortune in the future. I’ll give you a [-]% discount on good and bad times.”

When he mentioned money, Hashirama instantly fell down, "My pocket is cleaner than my face... I have to ask Tobirama about money."

"You are the village chief..." It's really a bit pitiful.

Hashirama laughed heartily, "I'm not good at arithmetic, and I don't understand even if you give me money. Tobirama is different. I don't know how his brain grew, but he is very good at it. I feel relieved that he manages money."

"By the way, the first generation came here early in the morning just to tell me how cute your eldest granddaughter is, right?"

After Kagura reminded him, Hashirama remembered the purpose of his trip, and quickly asked with a pious look: "As Kagura-san said, Tobirama and I are going to capture the tailed beast, can you please calculate whether it goes well. "

Phew~ Is it just for this kind of thing? Kagura laughed in her heart. She didn’t expect the God of Ninja to be so superstitious, but I heard that the older you get, the more superstitious you become. Even in anime, there is no exception.

In this case, Kagura wanted to give him a good deal. How much would it cost? She had just arrived here and she didn't know much about the prices here. She could only rely on her vague memory to casually point out five fingers and place them between the pillars. His eyes were shaking.

"What do you mean?"

"After a 5% discount, the calculation is... you only need to give me another [-] taels and I will tell you the fortune."

5 taels was not too expensive. It was almost the reward for a C-level mission. Hashirama paid for it very happily. He had just hidden his personal money and originally planned to use it to enter the casino. Now, in order to feel at ease, he could only give the money to Kagura. .

After taking the money, Kagura pretended to take out the crystal ball and held it for a long time, then nodded to Hashirama with a happy look on his face. Hashirama, who had been waiting nervously next to him, saw Kagura's smile, and his anxious heart was instantly relieved. down.

"There's Gada~" Hashirama let out a long sigh of relief.

"Don't worry, Shodai-sama, you will definitely capture all the tailed beasts except one!"

Hashirama got the answer he wanted, and Kagura got the money he wanted, so both of them were happy.

Ke Ke felt a gust of cold wind blowing from behind. They both turned their heads at the same time and saw Tobirama standing behind with frowning eyebrows. Tobirama put on the fur collar again, and it looked like he was going to fight with someone. dress up.

He looked at Hashirama and Kagura with the same expression as an old father looking at his mentally retarded children. After a long time, he held his forehead and sighed, grabbed Hashirama's back collar, and pulled away.

"If I spend money randomly without seeing you, my pocket money will be halved next month!"

"Huh? I call you big brother, can you be merciful?"

His temples jumped a few times, and he tried not to get angry, "You can't even kneel down and call me daddy now."

duang~

Hashirama was instantly depressed and turned to stone on the spot.

Grabbing a handful of melon seeds and chewing them, Kagura looked at the two brothers who were gradually walking away, and couldn't help but sigh. The first generation of Hokage was really like what was shown in the anime. His strength was outstanding, but his mind didn't seem to be very smart. Such a big contrast is indeed considered cute, similar to Naruto in the later period.

That's right, after all, they are all reincarnations of Asura, and it seems to make sense in some places.