Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

Uchiha Madara, who had been wandering outside for a day, didn't return home until the moon hung over the treetops. To his surprise, there was a person standing at the door. Feeling the chakra from a distance, he knew who it was.

As he approached, the man moved and walked out of the shadows after seeing him. When the moonlight fell on him, he saw the expressionless face.

"Oh, you're such a rare visitor, you actually came to me on your own initiative."

Opening the door, Madara walked in on his own without saying any polite words to let him in. Tobirama didn't care and followed him in.

This was Tobirama's first time at Madara's home. It was very big, but very empty. Living alone seemed very deserted, and there were no complicated furniture in the room. For a single man, the fewer things, the better the cleaning.

Well, having been single for half my life, I have a lot to say.

"Do you come home so late every day? Where have you been fooling around?" After saying this, Tobirama regretted it. He didn't want to say this at first, but for some reason, when a pair of spots were spotted, his mouth would automatically Nothing nice to say, this bothered him too.

Sure enough, Madara's brows instantly knitted up and he looked at him with a sneer, "You don't care where I go. I didn't kill anyone or set fire to anything. Why, do I still have to report to you?"

Uh...that's not necessary.

Tobirama pursed his thin lips tightly, reminding himself to exercise restraint. He was here to ask for help.

"Um..." Madara didn't give up his seat to him, so Tobirama found a seat by himself and sat down. After opening his mouth a few times, he realized that asking Madara for help was a very difficult thing to say, and he couldn't help but feel discouraged.

Madara narrowed his eyes and looked at Tobirama, and he saw Tobirama's tangled expression in his eyes. He had never seen such a Senju Tobirama, and he was immediately interested.

"What are you hesitating to say?"

"Uh...I want you to be Kagura's bodyguard..."

"What?" Madara didn't seem to hear clearly, or maybe he didn't expect that such words came out of Tobirama's mouth. What did he think when he asked Uchiha Madara to be a bodyguard for a little girl? Are you kidding me?

"I'm telling you this seriously,"

He said that he was serious, and Madara almost laughed in anger. Chakra burst out all of a sudden. This intimidating force could fully express his anger clearly.

If it had been before, Tobirama would have definitely fought with him, but this time, he didn't move, just sitting there with a troubled look on his face, but his eyes were very serious.

He was not joking, this was the most intuitive feeling he gave Madara.

Chakra gradually recovered.

Madara looked at Tobirama sideways and said nothing, which meant that he could listen to Tobirama's reasons.

"She is going to work as a lobbyist in four other countries. I hope you can accompany her to protect her safety. If there is one person who can bring her back unharmed, it can only be you."

Madara was silent, making it impossible to guess what he was thinking. It was not until a few minutes later that he raised his eyes to look at Tobirama and asked by the way: "Is there really going to be a fight?"

"Probably..." Tobirama was also very melancholy.

War, wherever there are people there are fights, alas!

Madara took a deep breath, he was about to fight again. The war seemed to be far away from him. This body had not been on the battlefield for a long time. In the future, he might not go to the battlefield again. Whether there was a war or not, he had already Do not care.

only……

"A little girl wants to be a lobbyist to convince the four major countries, but it sounds like a joke."

Tobirama wanted to say that he felt the same way, but after all, Kagura was his own, and others could bring trouble to him, but he couldn't, so he had to keep silent.

"She wants to be a lobbyist and you actually let her go. It's really strange that you are so cautious."

"So I came to you for help. Before the war actually starts, all the efforts are a turning point. What do you think?"

This is true, but... Madara narrowed his eyes and looked at Tobirama at leisure, with a malicious smile on his lips.

He asked him: "This time, what are you going to use as a bargaining chip to negotiate with me?"

"It depends on what you want."

This is simply giving you a blank piece of paper, and you can write down your conditions on it. This is the most sincere kind of negotiation, and it means that he accepts all conditions, even if they are unfair and unequal. .

"Except for the safety of the village, which cannot be involved, anything else is fine as long as I can give it."

"Oh?" Tobirama's words surprised Madara. He looked at his serious face and suddenly laughed. He asked, "Then will you give me Kagura if I want it?"

Nani? !

These words were something Tobirama didn't expect. The eyes that instantly widened and the murderous aura emanating from his body proved his anger. Madara curled his lips and held his chin with one hand, with a teasing smile on his face. Tobirama saw him like this I was angry again, he had always liked to tease him, it hadn't changed in so many years.

"Hey, what you want a woman to do is your interest, not mine. I'm just trying to scare you."

Tobirama was almost mad at him and gradually lost his patience. He yelled, "Then do you want to help?"

Watching Tobirama get angry is Madara's biggest hobby so far. He said lazily: "It's not impossible. It's not bad to go out for a walk after staying in the village for a long time. It's just that I haven't thought about the conditions yet. I'll tell you when I have. , when the time comes, don’t deny it, if you regret it and don’t admit it, I won’t even recognize your brother if I don’t beat you.”

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"Am I that kind of person?"

"I don't know if he's that kind of person, but he's not a good person anyway."

"..." Tobirama was speechless.

At dawn two days later, Madara and Kagura met at the gate of Konoha Village. Kagura was followed by Tobirama who reluctantly came to see him off. Tobirama's eyes almost grew to Kagura's body, although He pretends to be indifferent on his face, but his eyes are the most betrayal.

"If you don't want to let her go, why don't you just leave her in the village? Why do you perform such a sad drama for me?"

"you shut up!"

"Hey~ Love is the most troublesome thing."

Tobirama grabbed Madara's collar and lowered his voice to warn him, "Don't mess with my Kagura, or I will kill you!"

Three black lines appeared on Madara's head. That's your baby, not mine, okay?

"I don't want it for free."

"You think beautiful!"

(Melon-eating people: He looks beautiful!!!)

……

With Madara as a bodyguard and an active map, Kagura can follow him with complete confidence. The first place to go is the Kingdom of Thunder, where the situation is most anxious. Go northeast from Konoha, and then pass through the Kingdom of Yu and the Kingdom of the Moon. , and finally you can reach the Kingdom of Thunder.

Along the way, Kagura felt miserable. Madara was a very serious person who didn't like to talk. He just walked and did nothing but walk. Several times, Kagura took the initiative to find a way to chat with him, without even saying a few words. Madara could chat to death all day long, so he gave him a nickname - Chat Terminator.

Kagura is almost suffocated when traveling with such people.

After traveling for several days, we finally arrived at Kumogakure a week later.

If you want to ask why it is so slow, you can only say that Kagura is not a ninja and cannot run ninja, so the speed is slowed down.

Kagura doesn't want to reveal her identity as a Konoha person, as this may be self-defeating. The best way to convince others not to beat you is to have a third party come forward. This third party naturally feels like a referee. With that kind of relatively fair and just existence, the parties involved are more likely to listen to what he says.

But for people like Kagura who don't have a pass issued by the state, it's almost impossible to ask for a glimpse of a village.

Three days after arriving in Kumogakure and still not seeing the Raikage, Madara soon became impatient.

"If you want to see him, I'll catch him for you. What's wrong with him just hiding in a hotel like a mouse?"

This metaphor... Kagura was speechless and comforted him not to be so excited.

"The mountain people have their own tricks, and I have my own methods. If you really feel bored, just go out for a walk."

Madara frowned. He felt that he had been tricked by Tobirama. Bodyguards were simply not a human job.

Knowing that Kagura would not be in danger in the hotel, and Madara didn't have to keep an eye on her 24 hours a day, he actually walked out of the hotel and went out on the street.

The window was tapped several times shortly after Madara left. Kagura quickly opened it and saw a ninja wearing an eagle-beak mask.

The two of them were like spies working together, cautiously.

"The King of Heaven and Earth Tiger."

“Chicken Stew with Mushrooms!”

Haha, the codes are correct.

The visitor was very confused as to why the code said so, but the ANBU conveyed the meaning of the Hokage. As a spy lurking in Kumogakure, he had no choice but to read it accordingly. What he didn't expect was that such a strange code came from the smiling man in front of him. woman.

"You're on your own. Come down from the window sill first. It's quite high here. If you fall accidentally, you'll be smashed into a pie, right?" She said and stretched out her head to take a look. It's on the fourth floor. It's true. Quite high.

"Well, I'm a ninja. Normally, I can't fall to death." The man reminded her slightly embarrassed.

Kagura didn't care about this, she stretched out her hand and pulled the man into the room, "It's not good to be seen by others. Ordinary people can squat on the window sill."

Uh, that's right.