Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

Madara went straight to Hashirama's house as soon as he deceived Sasuke. Now their two biggest hobby is watching Sasuke crawling around on the tatami.

Sasuke, who is eight or nine months old, moves very fast and can hardly stop as long as he eats and drinks enough.

Hashirama always pinched Sasuke's face secretly when Madara wasn't paying attention. Sasuke's chubby cheeks were surprisingly cute, his two pimples of plateau red seemed to be dotted with rouge. When he smiled, he showed his small white teeth like rice grains.

Ah, what kind of little angel is this on earth?

However, as cute as it is, Sasuke still refused to let Hashirama hug him. No matter what toys Hashirama held to tempt him, he remained unmoved.

"Little Sasuke, just let me hug you and I will give you this tambourine to play with. I will give it to you and you can engrave your name on it. No one can take it away."

Madara was lying on his side, eating melon seeds, snorting mockingly from time to time.

"He is only a few months old. Can he understand what you are saying? Who cares about carving names?"

Hashirama didn't listen to Madara. He used Wood Release to create another rattle. He rubbed his hands together and the rattle made a tinkling sound.

Sasuke was attracted by this novel toy. He put down the torn picture book with only a few pages left in his hand, and crawled over on his hands and knees.

He successfully got the rattle from Hashirama, but he still refused to let Hashirama hold it.

Hashirama was very shocked. He sat next to Madara and muttered, "This child is not well-raised. It seems that he has to have his own child."

Madara was dumbfounded by such a dangerous speech. He looked at Hashirama for a while and then said: "How dare you do something that is sorry for Mito, I think she might turn into a ghost and not let you go. That woman's fists are really powerful, tsk tsk~"

Hashirama was speechless and rolled his eyes in disgust.

He had tried several times, but Kushina didn't give Naruto to him. What should he do?

That kid Kushina was so hard to deceive, no matter how much she assured her that she could take good care of Naruto, she didn't believe it.

She gave Hashirama a suspicious look and said mercilessly: "Sir, it's not like I've never been in your house before. As far as your ability to take care of children, I'm really..."

At that time, she and Naoki were both in their teens. As long as there was no woman at home, they had to follow Hashirama to eat plain rice, not even pickled food. Just remembering it made them feel miserable.

"I'm thinking about you. Let me take care of the kids. You can go out with your little sisters to play and relax. Ah, how about you go find Mikoto?"

"Mikoto also needs to take care of the child."

"How is it possible? With Madara here, isn't it normal for Sasuke to be kidnapped?"

Kushina couldn't understand Hashirama, she looked at her son and wondered: "Although Naruto is the cutest child in my mind, he shouldn't be so cute that the first generation of adults can't even think about it, right? "

Do you have to say that it is just to show off to Madara?

Such words are too childish. Moreover, Kushina is a little afraid of Madara, or most of the children in the village are afraid of him. The main reason is that Madara has a gloomy face all day long and his aura is too strong. Not friendly to the people.

"If you really need someone else to help take care of the child, I would rather choose Kagura-sama. She is obviously much more reliable than the first generation you."

Between the pillars: ...

After trying several times to no avail, Hashirama walked boredly along the shopping street when he saw two extraordinary-looking teenagers in the crowd from a distance.

Wearing a very ordinary Konoha ninja uniform, his tall figure stood out among the ordinary people, with two hair colors, one black and one white, and a semi-handsome face.

Obito and Kakashi~

Hashirama's eyes suddenly lit up when he looked at the two teenagers walking on the street talking and laughing.

"Kakashi, please invite me to the ice shop for some ice after lunch. The owner of the ice shop said the day before yesterday that there will be watermelon-flavored shaved ice today."

Kakashi frowned and said helplessly, "Obito, what kind of weather is this? How can you eat shaved ice in spring?"

Obito smiled playfully, "Why not? If I eat it, wouldn't it be there?"

Kakashi walked forward expressionlessly and said in a lazy voice, "Stop messing around with me. You have more tasks than me this month. No matter how you look at it, it's more reasonable for you to invite me, right?"

Obito snorted and raised his voice a little, "I almost lost all my money in a bet with Jiraiya-sama..."

Kakashi turned around and looked at Obito in disbelief. Obito pouted and felt a little disappointed. He looked like he had returned to his childhood.

When the harsh words on his lips could no longer be uttered, Kakashi sighed wordlessly and said in a gentler voice, "Obito, don't play that game with Jiraiya-sama. He often follows Tsunade-sama in and out of casinos, and he has many tricks. What’s more, do you believe that if this continues, you won’t even have any tea seeds left?”

Obito didn't mind this, he was still obsessed with watermelon-flavored ice.

Swallowing, he looked at Kakashi pitifully, "Kakashi, but I just want to eat ice."

Kakashi frowned. He couldn't stand Obito giving him the look that only an abandoned dog on the roadside would have. Just when he couldn't resist it and was about to compromise, he suddenly felt a little more weight on his shoulders. Obito felt it too.

The two were stunned at the same time.

"Want to eat ice? Young man, I'll treat you to it."

There was something stuck behind the two of them. The two teenagers slowly looked back and saw Hashirama with a serious face.

Hashirama hooked their shoulders, one on the other, and remained serious for only a few seconds. Soon he smiled brightly.

That smile made him look less than intelligent.

"Sir, are you really willing to treat us to some ice cream?" Obito was very surprised, and he didn't expect there would be a follow-up.

Hashirama kept nodding, "Of course."

After all, Kakashi is half of the Senju family. He is very aware of Hashirama's urine properties. He looked back and asked silently: "Tell me, what do you want us to do?"

"Talk while you eat!"

Sitting in the ice cream shop, Hashirama and Obito were holding two bowls of ice and eating happily. Hashirama was obviously happier than Obito. While eating, he sighed: "Is there such delicious food now? , is this really ice, and why does it taste so good?"

Kakashi folded his hands on his chest and looked at the two people devouring their food. He sighed, feeling tired for no reason.

It's tiring enough to have Obito and a fool, and now add Hashirama to the mix, and it would be unimaginable if Kai wasn't around.

"Kakashi, why don't you eat?" Obito asked him doubtfully as he put a large spoonful of ice into his mouth.

Kakashi raised his chin towards Hashirama and said softly: "I still don't know what Shodai wants us to do. If I can't do it, will he let me spit out the ice?"

Hashirama pursed his lips. He had to say that Kakashi looked very much like Joruri, like a lotus root that had become a spirit. His whole body was full of tricks. It would be extremely difficult to deceive him without knowing it. Ascend to heaven.

However, in addition to his outstanding strength, he is so meticulous and cautious, so he can survive one dangerous mission after another.

When Kakashi said this, the spoon that was brought to his mouth suddenly stopped. Obito, who had his mouth wide open, turned his head and stared at Hashirama, with the obvious intention of asking him the real reason for inviting him to eat shaved ice.

Pulling the last bite of pancake from the bottom of the bowl into his mouth, Hashirama moved closer to the two teenagers.

"I want to ask you to..."

……

"Nani?" After hearing Hashirama's words, Obito's eyes widened, "You will be beaten to death for this kind of thing, right?"

"It's not that exaggerated. I'll just play with it for a while and send it back after a while."

After eating all the ice, Obito looked at the bowl in his hand, glanced at Kakashi, and asked in a low voice: "What do you think?"

The mouth under the mask curled up slightly, and he spat out three words in a leisurely manner - "So boring."

"Do you want to do it or not, Kakashi?"

Kakashi: "..."

Hashirama reluctantly added: "I'll treat you to ice for a week."

Obito's eyes gleamed with desire. He looked at Kakashi, his intention was obvious.

Kakashi didn't seem to notice the colors Obito was constantly applying to him. Even though Obito blinked so hard that his eyelids twitched, he didn't say a word.

Hashirama saw that Kakashi was unmoved. After thinking for a while, he finally started bleeding profusely. He stretched out an index finger and said seriously: "One month!"

"make a deal!"

Between the pillars: ...

Obito:! ! !

Kakashi is the best!