Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

In the first three days after entering the cell, I didn’t find it difficult because I had solved the problem of eating, sleeping, and chatting with a group of fellow inmates who shared the same problem. But later on, Kagura became increasingly unable to stay and couldn’t take a shower. She said that that night, she actually saw a mouse bigger than her hand running past her with a "whoosh". From then on, she wanted to go out like crazy.

Thinking it was one thing, could it be another? After staying for a long time, she gradually felt tired. She could only grind her teeth with the inmates to pass the endless boredom. .

What is this? I have read more than a hundred time-travel novels, and there really is no time-traveler as cowardly as she is. After time-travelling, she first died twice, and then went to jail. What kind of sin did she commit?

"God, please let me out quickly. I am willing to eat both meat and vegetables for the rest of my life, and I will never break my promise!"

God couldn't hear her prayers and didn't let her out.

A few days later, Kagura suddenly realized that he had traveled to a Japanese animation. Even if he asked for help, he should ask for help from the Japanese gods. Who are the Japanese gods, Amaterasu, Tsukuyomi, and Susanoo?

"Amaterasu reads Susanoo's destiny. I am willing to eat meat and vegetables for the rest of my life. I just ask you, my brother and sister, to let me out."

The result can be imagined. If the gods were useful, the cell would have been empty long ago.

She was bored, so she could only continue to look for some gossip, information about the ninja world, etc. Otherwise, she was afraid that if things went on like this for a long time, one day when Tobirama thought of letting her go, she would already have Alzheimer's disease.

Kagura learned a lot of information about the world and gossip secrets from these people, such as how Senju Hashirama married Uzumaki Mito, what special hobbies the daimyo had, and which countries were friendly to each other. , such as whose dumplings on the shopping street are more delicious...

Everything else was fine, but Kagura wanted to complain about the person who said whose dumplings were delicious. Aren't dumplings made from mashed rice? Can this distinguish between excellent and good?

Let’s talk about something else!

"Did Uchiha Madara really leave the village because he didn't get along with Hashirama?"

"Yeah, Madara is simply a fanatical war fighter. He wants to fight with others at every turn. Who among his clan is willing to let go of their good life and follow him to fight and kill every day."

Is this really the case? Kagura is a little disappointed.

"Hey, I thought it was really because Hashirama was jealous of his wife that he left."

"..."

The inmate looked at Kagura in a weird way.

"The first generation has several children, so do you second generation have any children?" In the anime, Tobirama doesn't even have any descendants, so it's not like he really has no children.

"Who is the second generation?"

Ah yes, Tobirama has not yet succeeded Hokage at this time, no wonder they don't understand.

"That's Tobirama-sama. Does your Tobirama-sama have a child?"

"The child didn't fall from the sky. He doesn't even have a wife, so how could he have a child?"

Kagura couldn't hold it back and laughed.

"That's right. Do you think that children are like planting melons? Plant them in the ground in the spring and one will grow out of the vines in the summer."

"Then..." Kagura's eyes flashed with a mischievous light, "He is already quite old, isn't he good at that? Otherwise, I can't find any reason for him not to get married."

Isn't that the case? After all, the Senju of Mori is also a famous family in Konoha. It is the big family that established Konoha. His brother is the village chief and he holds the real power behind it. In the real world, he is a golden bachelor. Girls are competing for it. He was rushing to get married to No. 1 on the list. He wanted good looks, money, and power. Unexpectedly, he turned out to be single.

"No, it can't work?" At this time, a woman's voice trembled in the corner, "You mean... which aspect can't be done?"

When she asked this, Kagura instantly wanted to bite off her tongue. This was a word that could only be understood but not expressed.

"How to explain this? It's just that..."

Women in this world may not know what "no" means, but men do.

When they thought that Tobirama, who was usually serious and domineering, was not good at that aspect, all the men in the cell couldn't help laughing. In the end, they couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"So Tobirama can't do it, hahahahaha, I just thought, I'm not young anymore, why don't I get married?"

"That's right, her words finally solved my years of confusion."

"Pfft, thinking about it this way, I feel more balanced. You know, my son has become a genin!"

These people don't care whether Kagura's conjecture is true or false. It doesn't matter to them. The slight flaw in the white jade is their most intuitive feeling about Tobirama. They are trapped in a dark cell all day long, lusting after themselves. Being stronger in one aspect than the superior party can be regarded as Ah Q's spiritual victory method.

In fact, the cell where Kagura is located is not for serious criminals. Many of them come in after they have committed some disputes or something. Potentially dangerous people like Kagura are in the minority. In other words, among them, Some people will be released soon.

So, finally one day, after the gossip about Tobirama's incompetence spread throughout the streets of Konoha, the master appeared menacingly outside Kagura's cell.

In the darkness, Tobirama's red eyes dripping with blood made it impossible to tell whether he was happy or sad. His handsome and handsome face was more serious than when Party A's father was finding fault. He stood there with an aura. At two meters six, Kagura looked a little at a loss.

After all, in Kagura's opinion, Tobirama must have thought of a new way to torture her so that she could learn his identity from her, and he couldn't help but panic.

"What are you looking at me doing? It's so scary." Kagura shrank towards the corner.

Tobirama looked down at Kagura, his brows furrowed, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably. This was a sign of suppressing his anger.

"Hey," he said, making a sound like crystals colliding.

"It's you who spread rumors about me, saying that I..."

"What did you say about you?" She was in a cell, and the word "everywhere" was used loosely.

"..."

?

Kagura had a question mark on her face.

"Tell me...that I'm not good at something!" After saying this, Kagura saw Tobirama's flushed face. It was dark in the cell, but she just saw it.

All the inmates pricked up their ears to listen to their words, probably even breathing too loudly, for fear of missing a word.

It turned out to be because of this. Kagura breathed a sigh of relief and smiled broadly, "No, that's just a conjecture. It's a reasonable conjecture based on facts. We haven't made a final definition. To be precise, can you do it? We don’t know either, so please don’t blame me.”

After Kagura finished her "quibble", she saw that Tobirama's brows were almost knitted into a knot and his eyes were tightly closed, as if he wanted to eat someone.

"Hey, hey, you can't be angry. If you are angry, it will prove that my guess is correct. Don't they all say that someone will jump when someone pokes a sore spot? Speaking of which..." Kagura suddenly looked up and down suspiciously. For a while, his eyes finally stopped at a certain place, "You can't be real..."

"mirror!"

Before Kagura could finish speaking, Tobirama interrupted what Kagura wanted to say. Hearing the shout, a very handsome young man walked over from the dark corner.

Mirror, if you guessed correctly, this should be the Uchiha Mirror. Sure enough, the Uchiha clan is rich in handsome men.

"My lord."

"Take her to my office," Tobirama gave Kagura a killing look. Seeing how dirty she was, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Forget it, let's take her to my residence."

Eh? !

"Yes."

Kagami went to the guard to get the key. Tobirama didn't want to stay any longer and turned around to leave, but Kagura stopped him from behind.

"What are you doing at your residence? Let's agree first. You can't use lynching indiscriminately, or I'll file a complaint against you!"

"Humph╭(╯^╰)╮!" Tobirama snorted coldly and suddenly laughed. This smile seemed a bit sinister to Kagura. He said: "Aren't you questioning whether I can do it? Why don't you try it yourself? try?"

"..."

Kagura was petrified on the spot. What he said was what he thought he meant, right?

Isn't this... a bit too hasty, "Speaking of which, Tobirama-sama, you don't have to verify this with me. You can do it if you say you can. I will believe you if you say you do it seven times a night. For verification, there is no need."

"You have to be realistic when doing things. If you don't verify it, how will you know if it's right?" At this time, the man named Jing came back with the key. Tobirama glanced at Kagura and said in a deep voice: "Take it away!"

Tobirama left first, and the cell door was opened. Kagami was very gentlemanly, and just made a gesture of invitation without taking any action.

Kagura was still huddled in the corner, showing no intention of leaving. She was smiling uglier than crying, and was mumbling something.

"I think this cell is not bad. It's not impossible to stay here for a while. Otherwise, you can leave first." After saying this, he almost gave up on himself. "Leave me alone and let me fend for myself..."

Jing smiled faintly, "That's not possible. I'd better invite Miss Kagura. Lord Tobirama has a bad temper. I've been waiting for a long time..." He didn't continue, but the subtext clearly said, "I'll wait for a long time." There are penalties.

Kagura had no choice but to stand up while holding on to the wall. When she left, she had a look on her face that looked like she was about to die.

She walked in front, Mirror followed behind. When she left the cell door, Kagura heard the sound of a woman crying.

"My Lord Tobirama!"

Ah, this woman should be Tobirama's crush, what a pity.