Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!
Chapter 34 Departure back to Konoha
The next morning, Kagura was awakened by the crow of a rooster. At that time, her head was resting on Tobirama's lap. As soon as she opened her sleepy eyes, she saw Tobirama's expressionless face. His face is still handsome, but his expression is a bit ferocious and has a hint of pink.
"Hey~" Kagura greeted him.
"Um,"
Tobirama's expression was a little stiff. Kagura rubbed her eyes and finally realized something was wrong. She quickly got up from Tobirama's lap. She clearly remembered that she was lying on the floor before going to bed last night. Why did she wake up? When it was on his lap?
She was embarrassed to ask, so naturally no one answered her.
Madara got up very early, maybe it was too tiring for two people to squeeze into a single bed, so he got up as soon as dawn.
After cooking the rice porridge and stir-fried seasonal vegetables, Hashirama completely ignored him as he swallowed the big rooster he had raised for a year.
After breakfast was ready, he asked Hashirama to call Tobirama and Kagura to get up and eat.
He put the porridge into the bowl and frowned slightly. He had never thought that he would serve rice to his enemies in this life, and he couldn't help but grit his teeth.There were obviously more rice grains in other people's bowls, and what was served to Tobirama was all rice soup, so thin that a human figure could be seen in it. Looking at the watery bowl of porridge, Madara finally raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction.
Thousands of hands, I'll starve you to death!
"Eat, eat!" Hashirama stuck his head in at the door and saw Kagura hurriedly getting up from Tobirama.
"Hey, didn't I come at the right time?"
Kagura blushed and quickly denied it three times, "No, no, don't talk nonsense!"
"Kagura-san, your reaction is so strange, I was just joking~" Hashirama snickered and looked at his younger brother. Tobirama also had a strange expression on his face, a bit shy and a bit shy. Angry, angry and a little... stiff?
As both men, Hashirama understood immediately and laughed out loud, a little gloating about his misfortune.
Then Kagura asked: "Aren't you still up?"
Tobirama's face turned even redder, and after giving Hashirama a ferocious look, his eyes towards Kagura instantly changed, somewhat saddening, and he heard him say: "My legs are numb, I can't get up."
Ah this...
Getting up early in the morning to be a cook, or being a cook for so many people, made Madara very dissatisfied, so he didn't give them a good look. Hashirama and Kagura, who were just waiting to eat, naturally had no reason to dislike Madara. Tobirama is the only one with poor skills, who has been frowning since he sat down at the dinner table.
He looked inside Kagura's bowl, then looked inside Hashirama's bowl, and finally stretched his neck to look inside Madara's bowl without giving up, and finally asked a question that penetrated deep into his soul:
"Why is my bowl the only one filled with rice soup?"
Madara disagreed, "Whether you like to eat or not, it's good to have soup to drink. According to how much I hate you, you should be allowed to drink air."
"Humph," Feijian snorted coldly and sneered at him: "Some people are so narrow-minded. I don't have the same experience as him." After that, he picked up the bowl to drink. When he raised the bowl to his mouth, Feijian stopped again. He paused and raised his eyes to look at Madara, who was staring at him fiercely.
"So, have you been inside..." Before he could say the word "poison", Hashirama quickly covered his mouth with quick eyes and hands. While covering his mouth, Hashirama warned him in an extremely quiet voice: " There are so many words, drink up, drink up, you don’t know that on the way back to Konoha, you won’t even have to drink this kind of rice soup, you can only eat wild fruits, I’ll accept you if you like.”
"Woooo~" Tobirama struggled to escape from his brother's clutches, but Hashirama refused to let go.
"Drink quickly, drink quickly, don't talk, hey, why don't you drink?" Warned again.
"Um..." Kagura looked on anxiously, and cautiously said to Hashirama: "First generation, is it possible that you can't drink the soup by covering your mouth with your hands?"
"That's it." Looking at Tobirama who was almost suffocated by him, Hashirama retracted his hand angrily and warned him again with his eyes not to talk nonsense.
"Hey~" Tobirama could no longer complain to his eldest brother. He was wondering in his heart, what was there to be afraid of Uchiha Madara? He had scared his eldest brother into such a ghostly state and had no future.
What he didn't know was that when he got up this morning, Madara, who was so vindictive, almost kicked Hashirama away because of the kick he got in vain in the middle of the night. Even now, his tailbone still hurts. If he doesn't show off, maybe he might A close friend will regret it and not go back to Konoha with them.
The younger brother is a dear brother, and even if he suffers a little loss, he is still a dear brother. A close friend is arrogant and may run away when he is wronged.
I am in such a difficult situation. Does my brother know or not? Alas!
The meal was finally finished in an awkward atmosphere. Since he was going back to Konoha, he would not live here again. Madara looked at this small and dilapidated house and the vegetable patch in front of the door. There were so many They are more or less reluctant to give up. People of the Uchiha clan value feelings the most, whether it is for people, objects, or chickens.
The house cannot be taken away, and it is too dilapidated. Even if it is taken away, it will be of no use. At least the vegetables in the vegetable field can be taken away and distributed to the tribe, which is better than leaving them here unattended and eventually spoiling. good.There was also that big rooster that came from nowhere. After Madara came here and fed it some rice, he simply stayed and refused to leave. Madara couldn't bear to leave it here to fend for itself, so... …Take it with you too.
So, after breakfast, I saw Tobirama and Kagura looking helpless, picking vegetables in the vegetable patch, and running around, vowing to catch the big rooster and take it home to stew it. Hashirama, and Madara sitting on the doorstep "supervising the work".
The vegetable field, which has not rained for more than ten days, is so dry that the ground is hard. It is a dream to pull out intact vegetables from such dry soil. After trying to pull out a few plants, each one broke, my patience reached its limit. Tobirama used the Water Release Ninjutsu to irrigate the vegetable field.
A large amount of water appeared out of thin air and flooded the vegetable field. Tobirama controlled the amount of water and watered the ground thoroughly. The dry land quickly "drank up" the water. The water fell and mud came out, and the land that had absorbed the water began to become soft. When I got up, the soil was very sticky and the soles of my feet were sticky when I walked in it.
"Stay on the side and don't come down." Tobirama stopped Kagura who wanted to come down to help. Girls probably don't like getting themselves dirty.
After that, while glaring at Madara who was sitting comfortably in the sun in the distance, he used the Shadow Clone Technique. For a moment, three identical Tobiramas appeared in the ground. The three of them dug out the vegetable patch together. It is much faster than one person, and the efficiency is much improved.
At first, I thought it was just a simple cloning technique, but after looking at it, I found that it was not the case. Madara's eyes lit up, and he knew that it was a new ninjutsu developed by Tobirama. By chance, at this time, the chickens were all over his head. The sweaty Hashirama came over panting and holding the big cock with a speechless expression on his face.
He then asked Hashirama: "What kind of ninjutsu did Tobirama use? It wasn't an ordinary clone jutsu."
"Ah, it's the Shadow Clone Technique. All the clones are entities. It can be used many times. It's a very practical ninjutsu."
"Is that so..." Madara thought thoughtfully.
What does this mean? Does it mean that you are interested and want to learn?
Understanding Madara's thoughts, Hashirama hurriedly came over and said in a flattering manner: "Do you want to learn it? I know this trick and I'll teach you."
Madara blushed instantly when his thoughts were revealed, "Who wants to learn? Who wants you to teach me?"
Hashirama didn't expose him. After all, this guy has been arrogant since he was a child. Now, more than 40 years later, can he still be expected to change?
"Just think of it as a gift in return for giving me a big cock."
"..." It seems like you didn't say you were going to send him off, right?
(Big Rooster: Do you want me to say thank you, huh?)
Pull out all the green vegetables and seal them into the scroll. Tobirama proposed to seal the big rooster as well. However, Hashirama disagreed and insisted on holding it by himself, saying that he wanted to exchange feelings. Everyone was speechless and couldn't figure out what to do with him. What kind of emotions can a chicken communicate?
Who can understand who is speaking?
On the way back, the other three people traveled lightly. Only Hashirama held a big rooster with brightly colored fur and high energy. He talked to the rooster while walking. The puzzled Kagura quietly came closer to him and heard him brainwashing the rooster.
"It becomes more delicious, becomes more delicious, stewed soup is delicious, braised in braised sauce is delicious, steamed is also delicious..."
The corner of Kagura's mouth twitched. She felt a little sorry for that chicken. It took more than two days to walk back to Konoha from Kusagakure. For more than two days, this chicken had to endure Hashirama's brainwashing. She felt a little sympathy for it for no reason. Time For a long time, she was afraid that before returning to Konoha, Ji would be scared to death by him.
孽 孽!
"Hey~" Kagura greeted him.
"Um,"
Tobirama's expression was a little stiff. Kagura rubbed her eyes and finally realized something was wrong. She quickly got up from Tobirama's lap. She clearly remembered that she was lying on the floor before going to bed last night. Why did she wake up? When it was on his lap?
She was embarrassed to ask, so naturally no one answered her.
Madara got up very early, maybe it was too tiring for two people to squeeze into a single bed, so he got up as soon as dawn.
After cooking the rice porridge and stir-fried seasonal vegetables, Hashirama completely ignored him as he swallowed the big rooster he had raised for a year.
After breakfast was ready, he asked Hashirama to call Tobirama and Kagura to get up and eat.
He put the porridge into the bowl and frowned slightly. He had never thought that he would serve rice to his enemies in this life, and he couldn't help but grit his teeth.There were obviously more rice grains in other people's bowls, and what was served to Tobirama was all rice soup, so thin that a human figure could be seen in it. Looking at the watery bowl of porridge, Madara finally raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction.
Thousands of hands, I'll starve you to death!
"Eat, eat!" Hashirama stuck his head in at the door and saw Kagura hurriedly getting up from Tobirama.
"Hey, didn't I come at the right time?"
Kagura blushed and quickly denied it three times, "No, no, don't talk nonsense!"
"Kagura-san, your reaction is so strange, I was just joking~" Hashirama snickered and looked at his younger brother. Tobirama also had a strange expression on his face, a bit shy and a bit shy. Angry, angry and a little... stiff?
As both men, Hashirama understood immediately and laughed out loud, a little gloating about his misfortune.
Then Kagura asked: "Aren't you still up?"
Tobirama's face turned even redder, and after giving Hashirama a ferocious look, his eyes towards Kagura instantly changed, somewhat saddening, and he heard him say: "My legs are numb, I can't get up."
Ah this...
Getting up early in the morning to be a cook, or being a cook for so many people, made Madara very dissatisfied, so he didn't give them a good look. Hashirama and Kagura, who were just waiting to eat, naturally had no reason to dislike Madara. Tobirama is the only one with poor skills, who has been frowning since he sat down at the dinner table.
He looked inside Kagura's bowl, then looked inside Hashirama's bowl, and finally stretched his neck to look inside Madara's bowl without giving up, and finally asked a question that penetrated deep into his soul:
"Why is my bowl the only one filled with rice soup?"
Madara disagreed, "Whether you like to eat or not, it's good to have soup to drink. According to how much I hate you, you should be allowed to drink air."
"Humph," Feijian snorted coldly and sneered at him: "Some people are so narrow-minded. I don't have the same experience as him." After that, he picked up the bowl to drink. When he raised the bowl to his mouth, Feijian stopped again. He paused and raised his eyes to look at Madara, who was staring at him fiercely.
"So, have you been inside..." Before he could say the word "poison", Hashirama quickly covered his mouth with quick eyes and hands. While covering his mouth, Hashirama warned him in an extremely quiet voice: " There are so many words, drink up, drink up, you don’t know that on the way back to Konoha, you won’t even have to drink this kind of rice soup, you can only eat wild fruits, I’ll accept you if you like.”
"Woooo~" Tobirama struggled to escape from his brother's clutches, but Hashirama refused to let go.
"Drink quickly, drink quickly, don't talk, hey, why don't you drink?" Warned again.
"Um..." Kagura looked on anxiously, and cautiously said to Hashirama: "First generation, is it possible that you can't drink the soup by covering your mouth with your hands?"
"That's it." Looking at Tobirama who was almost suffocated by him, Hashirama retracted his hand angrily and warned him again with his eyes not to talk nonsense.
"Hey~" Tobirama could no longer complain to his eldest brother. He was wondering in his heart, what was there to be afraid of Uchiha Madara? He had scared his eldest brother into such a ghostly state and had no future.
What he didn't know was that when he got up this morning, Madara, who was so vindictive, almost kicked Hashirama away because of the kick he got in vain in the middle of the night. Even now, his tailbone still hurts. If he doesn't show off, maybe he might A close friend will regret it and not go back to Konoha with them.
The younger brother is a dear brother, and even if he suffers a little loss, he is still a dear brother. A close friend is arrogant and may run away when he is wronged.
I am in such a difficult situation. Does my brother know or not? Alas!
The meal was finally finished in an awkward atmosphere. Since he was going back to Konoha, he would not live here again. Madara looked at this small and dilapidated house and the vegetable patch in front of the door. There were so many They are more or less reluctant to give up. People of the Uchiha clan value feelings the most, whether it is for people, objects, or chickens.
The house cannot be taken away, and it is too dilapidated. Even if it is taken away, it will be of no use. At least the vegetables in the vegetable field can be taken away and distributed to the tribe, which is better than leaving them here unattended and eventually spoiling. good.There was also that big rooster that came from nowhere. After Madara came here and fed it some rice, he simply stayed and refused to leave. Madara couldn't bear to leave it here to fend for itself, so... …Take it with you too.
So, after breakfast, I saw Tobirama and Kagura looking helpless, picking vegetables in the vegetable patch, and running around, vowing to catch the big rooster and take it home to stew it. Hashirama, and Madara sitting on the doorstep "supervising the work".
The vegetable field, which has not rained for more than ten days, is so dry that the ground is hard. It is a dream to pull out intact vegetables from such dry soil. After trying to pull out a few plants, each one broke, my patience reached its limit. Tobirama used the Water Release Ninjutsu to irrigate the vegetable field.
A large amount of water appeared out of thin air and flooded the vegetable field. Tobirama controlled the amount of water and watered the ground thoroughly. The dry land quickly "drank up" the water. The water fell and mud came out, and the land that had absorbed the water began to become soft. When I got up, the soil was very sticky and the soles of my feet were sticky when I walked in it.
"Stay on the side and don't come down." Tobirama stopped Kagura who wanted to come down to help. Girls probably don't like getting themselves dirty.
After that, while glaring at Madara who was sitting comfortably in the sun in the distance, he used the Shadow Clone Technique. For a moment, three identical Tobiramas appeared in the ground. The three of them dug out the vegetable patch together. It is much faster than one person, and the efficiency is much improved.
At first, I thought it was just a simple cloning technique, but after looking at it, I found that it was not the case. Madara's eyes lit up, and he knew that it was a new ninjutsu developed by Tobirama. By chance, at this time, the chickens were all over his head. The sweaty Hashirama came over panting and holding the big cock with a speechless expression on his face.
He then asked Hashirama: "What kind of ninjutsu did Tobirama use? It wasn't an ordinary clone jutsu."
"Ah, it's the Shadow Clone Technique. All the clones are entities. It can be used many times. It's a very practical ninjutsu."
"Is that so..." Madara thought thoughtfully.
What does this mean? Does it mean that you are interested and want to learn?
Understanding Madara's thoughts, Hashirama hurriedly came over and said in a flattering manner: "Do you want to learn it? I know this trick and I'll teach you."
Madara blushed instantly when his thoughts were revealed, "Who wants to learn? Who wants you to teach me?"
Hashirama didn't expose him. After all, this guy has been arrogant since he was a child. Now, more than 40 years later, can he still be expected to change?
"Just think of it as a gift in return for giving me a big cock."
"..." It seems like you didn't say you were going to send him off, right?
(Big Rooster: Do you want me to say thank you, huh?)
Pull out all the green vegetables and seal them into the scroll. Tobirama proposed to seal the big rooster as well. However, Hashirama disagreed and insisted on holding it by himself, saying that he wanted to exchange feelings. Everyone was speechless and couldn't figure out what to do with him. What kind of emotions can a chicken communicate?
Who can understand who is speaking?
On the way back, the other three people traveled lightly. Only Hashirama held a big rooster with brightly colored fur and high energy. He talked to the rooster while walking. The puzzled Kagura quietly came closer to him and heard him brainwashing the rooster.
"It becomes more delicious, becomes more delicious, stewed soup is delicious, braised in braised sauce is delicious, steamed is also delicious..."
The corner of Kagura's mouth twitched. She felt a little sorry for that chicken. It took more than two days to walk back to Konoha from Kusagakure. For more than two days, this chicken had to endure Hashirama's brainwashing. She felt a little sympathy for it for no reason. Time For a long time, she was afraid that before returning to Konoha, Ji would be scared to death by him.
孽 孽!
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