Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

Tsunade gently hit him on the back of the head and scolded him: "Idiot, I told you it was poisoning. Do you think you haven't been so swollen? When you were seven years old, you stabbed a hornet's nest. That face was even more swollen than this one, and your eyes were There is only a crack, but now you still have the nerve to laugh at others?"

That was simply the dark history of the rope tree, but in the end it was Joruri's fault. She lied to herself and Kosuke that there was sweet honey to eat from the tree. She also repeatedly said that the bees had gone out to collect honey and were not home, so that they could safely steal it. .

"I'm here to keep a lookout for you. If the bees come back, I'll tell you, so feel free to steal them."

There was no doubt that two of his men climbed up the tree to dig out honey and were stung into pig heads by the bees that rushed up. Jing Liuli, on the other hand, was so frightened that he ran away two miles away when he heard the buzzing of the bees. .

Thinking of what happened a few years ago, Nao Shu looked at Jing Liuli with revenge, and couldn't help but secretly laugh.

Tsunade and Kagura went outside to talk about the treatment. He was the only one in front of the hospital bed, laughing whenever he wanted.

After confirming that the two of them had no intention of coming in for a while, Naoki stretched out a finger like a villain, and poked Joruri's swollen face with his fingers, which became a bit hard after the swelling. , it feels weird.

"Hehe, it's true that it's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Auntie, you didn't expect that you would have such a day, right~"

However, after all, they are a family that has been together since childhood. Apart from being bullied by Joruri, Nasuki has never been bullied by others. This is not because of his status as the grandson of the first Hokage, but because of Joruri. protective umbrella.

Whenever a naughty child wants to bully him, Jing Liuli will step forward. The words she talks about most often are - "Of course I will protect the little brother I took in. No one can bully him except me."

Sure enough, she was the only one who had been bullied all this time.

However, I don’t know if he was PUAed, but now that he thinks about it, not only does he not hate her, but he feels that it is proof of the close relationship between the two.

My brain must be broken.

Jing Liuli always used Naoshu as an errand boy, asking him to do this and that.

Naoki still remembers one time when she went on strike and asked Jingliuri why she always had to order him around, but Jingliuri was not angry because of her confrontation. She sat on the tree, shaking her calves from time to time, and said with a smile: "Then I won't call you, can I just call Yukisuke?"

I was very happy at the time and nodded and said yes.

Joruri actually went to summon Yukisuke.

"Kousuke, can you throw an apple to my sister and eat it?"

"Kousuke, did you say that the dumpling shop in the shopping street has brown sugar-filled dumplings? I'll give you the money and you can buy a few skewers. Can we share them?"

After he bought it, she praised him again: "Xingsuke is such a good boy~"

Yusuke Yusuke, she no longer calls herself, only Yusuke is in her mouth, and she no longer even rolls her eyes at herself.

Naoki found that when Joruri actually asked Kosuke to do everything, he actually felt indescribably sour. He couldn't understand why he was so mean.

"Well...I have done so many things before, but you don't even praise me as a good boy..." She pouted, and Naoshu didn't look awkward.

Jing Liuli smiled and snorted at him, took out a few orange-flavored milk candies from his pocket and threw them to him, and complained in passing: "Naoki, you are so awkward."

A few pieces of candy were able to coax the rope tree into shape when he was a child. From then on, no matter how he was ordered to do something, he never complained.

Jing Liuli always used him as a guinea pig. If she couldn't do anything uncertain, she would let the rope tree do it.

"Shenshu, this apricot is very sweet. Let me try it for you."

Without any doubt, Naoshu opened his mouth wide and took a bite. The next second, the soreness turned into a mask of pain.

Jing Liuli looked on and shook his head, muttering: "Ah, looking at you, these apricots are really not ripe, ah, ah, I'm most afraid of eating sour ones. Fortunately, you tried it here for me. Thank you very much." You rope tree."

Shengshu: I have a saying about MMP that I don’t know whether to say or not.

Jing Liuli: If you don’t know whether to say it or not, then don’t say it!

Naoshu: ...My whole body was controlled by my aunt.

Besides that, she was doing bully things, raiding him and Kosuke for snacks or pocket money.

"I haven't eaten enough today. What delicious food do you have? Give it to my aunt."

When they didn't move, she would scare them: "Don't force me to go through your pockets."

While reluctantly giving her the snacks, Naoki scolded Joruri dozens of times in his mind from his ancestors to his descendants.

As if she could see through the skin, Jing Liuli smiled disdainfully at him. The smile was both beautiful and hateful. She said, "Naoki, we have the same ancestor. In the future, my children will still call you brother. Isn’t it inappropriate to scold me for such a thing?”

With a thud, Shengshu didn't even dare to scold her secretly in his heart. Only a fool would do that if he scolded his own ancestors.

Joruri reminded him in a very "considerate" way: "Kousuke can scold me, he is not the same ancestor as us."

Naoki went to see Kosuke with great anticipation, as if to say: scold her, scold her quickly!

However, Kosuke just smiled and shook his head, "Mother said that children should not curse."

Rooshu was speechless again.

This wasn't the end yet. It was his fault that he had no memory. Jing Liuli just said a few words and he followed suit.

Every time Joruri wanted to do something bad but was afraid of being beaten, he would find someone to form a group with, and usually the unlucky guy would be himself.

For example, it was obvious that she was curious and followed Jiraiya-senpai to the soup house to spy, and she tricked him into going there because she was afraid of being caught. Sure enough, after being discovered by the proprietress of the soup house, Jiraiya-senpai used the teleportation technique to escape, and they were the only ones left. The two little ones were caught and scolded.

Not only was he scolded by the owner of the hot spring house, but he was also scolded by his grandmother Mito when he returned home.

He and Joruri were kneeling in the living room, and Mito was almost tired of saying the words "property, justice and shame".

Jing Liuli pretended to be aggrieved shamelessly, she sobbed and shed tears, "It was Naoki who said he wanted to go see it. He said he was curious about what a female bath was like. I said it was immoral, but he still I want to go, the reason why I’m there is to stare at him, is it the rope tree?”

Nani?

Naoki listened with his own ears to her confusing right and wrong, but as soon as Joruri shed tears, Mito felt extremely distressed and held her in his arms to wipe her tears.

While wiping her tears, she comforted her: "Don't cry, little darling. If you keep crying, your eyes will swell and you won't be beautiful anymore."

Naoki also wanted to hug him, stretched out his arms and coquettishly said to Mito, "Grandma, Naoki is crying too, please comfort me."

Mito sighed: "It doesn't matter to you, your eyes are not that beautiful even if they are not swollen."

Rope tree: ...

How can I bear this bad breath after being treated so differently by my grandmother?

Naoki sniffed and ran to Hashirama to complain, but Hashirama burst out laughing after hearing this.

"How can a man pay so much attention to appearance? No matter how long he is, he is not as good-looking as an Uchiha. Just get used to it."

Ah this...

From this point of view, he was indeed tricked by Jing Liuli all the way up, and he was quite speechless about this.

Jing Liuli patted his shoulder and said cowardly: "Although you can't take revenge now, mother said that it's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Naoki, you can bully my children in the future. The little one can't beat you, so you bully him." Find a hidden place when you are there, and pretend that I can’t see you.”

Roe Tree once again lamented that some functions don’t even need lower bounds in order to find limits.

He felt a little sympathy for the guy who would become Joruri's child in the future.