Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!
Chapter 284: I couldn’t die at that time, but I definitely wouldn’t live long
In order to increase the stickiness between the newspaper and its target readers, Kagura specially published a lot of things about the Amegakure battlefield in the latest issue of the newspaper, and also put the news that Tobirama sent ace ninjas to garrison the border. How much It can act as a deterrent to people with crooked thoughts.
When a major country goes to war, it is very likely that other countries will be involved. In addition to high-level attention, even ordinary people are also very interested in the latest developments.
Kakuzu said that the latest issue of the newspaper requested to be reprinted because the sales were so good, and Kagura agreed.
After thinking about it for two days, Kagura made a decision. She changed the weekly newspaper to a three-daily newspaper, with one issue published every three days. After half a month of trial, she changed the three-day newspaper to a daily newspaper. For this reason, Kankakudu A question mark can't help but torture the soul.
"If you keep going like this, are you really not afraid that you will become bald?"
With such a density of releases, Kagura could only stay in Kakuzu's foothold outside Konoha. The Baron would teach her the information collected during the day every afternoon, and she would then make a short selection with Kakuzu before arranging and typesetting it. , even the sleeping time has been greatly shortened.
This incident made Tobirama very dissatisfied. How could he stay in a house outside the village with a grown man all day long? He was also a man, and he knew a man's mind very well.
Besides, his wife was so beautiful, he didn't believe that anyone would not be tempted by her, and not everyone was like Madara Uchiha, the guy who cut off love.
Kagura was speechless at Tobirama's jealousy, so speechless that she didn't want to talk to him anymore, but just reminded him not to think too much.
Tobirama was irritated, but when he was busy, it was okay. As long as he was free, he always unconsciously thought about what Kagura was doing, and then started to have random thoughts.
However, Kagura's warning was more or less effective, and he would automatically stop it every time he thought about it deeply.
Kagura kept her word, and if she continued to think about it, she was afraid that she would really run away from home.
In order to reassure himself, Tobirama used the Mark of the Flying Thunder God on Kagura to run over and watch for three minutes to make sure that there was no danger. He was relieved after confirming that Kakuzu was a person who had no other worldly desires except money.
In this regard, Kakuzu said that he did not want to deal with the jealous king.
From a weekly newspaper to a daily newspaper, fortunately, there are a lot of trivial things happening in the ninja world every day, so she won't have to write.
Moreover, she also sent war reporters who could report on the situation on the battlefield at any time. In these situations, Kagura avoided the important and chose the light. She knew exactly what should be written and what should not be written. Each piece of information was [-]% true and [-]% false, which was both appetizing and satisfying. If you want to keep reading, it won't tell you exactly what the situation is like on the battlefield, who has the upper hand and who is at the bottom.
Kakuzu looked at Kagura's careful choice of words and sentences, and couldn't help but give her a thumbs up.
“When it comes to making people appetizing, it’s you!”
Kakuzu sympathizes with the village leaders who buy newspapers. The content they want to see is what Kagura wants them to see. Kagura is a very bad person. He talks about benevolence, justice and morality. He talks about why a news person should have the status of a news person. Her attitude was to base her reporting on facts, but in private, she clearly did not implement this rule to the end. She only reported what was good for herself.
In order to hide her identity as a Konoha native, she would find some insignificant but seemingly out-of-the-table things to report in every report, giving people the illusion of being a Konoha sunspot. In fact, these reports about Konoha The report will not reveal any big secrets.
Accompanied by these "black" Konoha news, the secrets of other villages were revealed by her without leaving a trace. On the surface, she seemed to be a water-carrying master, holding the bowl of water very flat, but in fact it was not Not so.
Kakuzu suddenly recalled what happened when Kagura first came to him to join his team. At that time, he had asked her what she would do if her identity was revealed. Kagura did not panic at all. She even smiled and said Speak for yourself, she said, before that I will kill you.
This woman is brave and decisive. What's more troublesome is that her mind is very easy to use. Many times, she is being manipulated by her without even realizing it.
A thin layer of cold sweat broke out on his back at some point. Kakuzu thought that it was lucky that he and Kagura were on the same side. Otherwise, even if he had Ji Yu in hand, he would probably die.
Putting aside the mutual detonation talisman, Kagura is very aware of her own weaknesses. Her weakness is that she does not have enough force value, she does not have good offensive ninjutsu, and she cannot kill the enemy in a short time. She clearly knows her own weaknesses. After weakness, she has a new skill.
She was very good at using detours and delaying, sowing dissension, and using borrowed money to kill people.
The person who offended her might not be able to die at the time, but he would definitely not live long, and he would be killed by her sooner or later.
Now, Kagura is leaning on the low table with one hand, and the pen in the other hand is tapping her small, round mouth. Her eyes are looking at the papers and scrolls spread out on the table with evil intentions. .
She was smiling, her smile was very faint, but her obsidian eyes were shining with an indescribable light.
Kakuzu felt chilled. With such a smile and eyes, it only took one glance to tell that she had no intention of doing anything good. She didn't know which unlucky guy had offended her again, and she was thinking about how to make him "die".
However, Kakuzu pretended to be curious and took a look casually, and found that what she wrote was a very ordinary news, and it was just that Iwagakure Village had re-strengthened the seal on the Jinchuuriki.
This report used a lot of complimentary words, praising Iwagakure's level of sealing skills to an extent that was unprecedented and unprecedented. Those who didn't know the inside story thought that Iwagakure Village had sponsored this newspaper issue.
"It's been some time since Iwagakure strengthened the seal on the Jinchuuriki. Why do you suddenly want to be published in the newspaper?"
"Well... maybe it's because this period of time is full of heavy topics related to war. Wouldn't it be nice to change the topic and relax? I have also arranged a lot of interesting reports. You see, even the supernatural stories that appear at the end of the newspaper every time The revelations have become ridiculous."
Kakuzu looked where she pointed, and sure enough he saw the supernatural revelation.
To be honest, this section is also my favorite. Kagura can come up with a puzzling supernatural story in every issue. In addition, her writing is very good, and the atmosphere of suspense and horror is full, which makes people unable to resist. I want to see the truth behind the scenes, but the truth cannot be seen in the current newspaper issue, and I have to wait until the next issue.
Now, Kakuzu slowly frowned as he looked at the supernatural revelation planned for this issue.
He went to see Kagura and asked: "So why exactly? This old man didn't become a ninja halfway, right? There can't be thunder-attribute chakra. Why on earth can there always be electricity wherever he touches it?"
Kakuzu's expression was very serious. He really wanted to know the reason. Anyone who met such an "honest person" would want to bully him. However, Kakuzu was not an ordinary honest person. This honest person actually had a very bad temper. of.
After Kagura hesitated for three seconds, she couldn't help laughing. She reminded Kakuzu, "If I tell you the reason, you can't hit anyone."
Kakuzu was helpless. When had he hit anyone in front of her? However, the meaning of Kagura's words was already obvious. The answer to this mystery must be very speechless.
"The main thing is to see where he touched, right?"
When she said this, Kakuzu quickly lowered his head and read the story again. Before he could finish it, he heard Kagura say, "Is there a possibility that the wires in his house are old and leaking?"
Kakuzu:...? ? ?
In his inner world, Kakuzu was going crazy. As expected, it was the reason that made people laugh and cry.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, so annoying, I feel like I’m being fooled -_-||
When a major country goes to war, it is very likely that other countries will be involved. In addition to high-level attention, even ordinary people are also very interested in the latest developments.
Kakuzu said that the latest issue of the newspaper requested to be reprinted because the sales were so good, and Kagura agreed.
After thinking about it for two days, Kagura made a decision. She changed the weekly newspaper to a three-daily newspaper, with one issue published every three days. After half a month of trial, she changed the three-day newspaper to a daily newspaper. For this reason, Kankakudu A question mark can't help but torture the soul.
"If you keep going like this, are you really not afraid that you will become bald?"
With such a density of releases, Kagura could only stay in Kakuzu's foothold outside Konoha. The Baron would teach her the information collected during the day every afternoon, and she would then make a short selection with Kakuzu before arranging and typesetting it. , even the sleeping time has been greatly shortened.
This incident made Tobirama very dissatisfied. How could he stay in a house outside the village with a grown man all day long? He was also a man, and he knew a man's mind very well.
Besides, his wife was so beautiful, he didn't believe that anyone would not be tempted by her, and not everyone was like Madara Uchiha, the guy who cut off love.
Kagura was speechless at Tobirama's jealousy, so speechless that she didn't want to talk to him anymore, but just reminded him not to think too much.
Tobirama was irritated, but when he was busy, it was okay. As long as he was free, he always unconsciously thought about what Kagura was doing, and then started to have random thoughts.
However, Kagura's warning was more or less effective, and he would automatically stop it every time he thought about it deeply.
Kagura kept her word, and if she continued to think about it, she was afraid that she would really run away from home.
In order to reassure himself, Tobirama used the Mark of the Flying Thunder God on Kagura to run over and watch for three minutes to make sure that there was no danger. He was relieved after confirming that Kakuzu was a person who had no other worldly desires except money.
In this regard, Kakuzu said that he did not want to deal with the jealous king.
From a weekly newspaper to a daily newspaper, fortunately, there are a lot of trivial things happening in the ninja world every day, so she won't have to write.
Moreover, she also sent war reporters who could report on the situation on the battlefield at any time. In these situations, Kagura avoided the important and chose the light. She knew exactly what should be written and what should not be written. Each piece of information was [-]% true and [-]% false, which was both appetizing and satisfying. If you want to keep reading, it won't tell you exactly what the situation is like on the battlefield, who has the upper hand and who is at the bottom.
Kakuzu looked at Kagura's careful choice of words and sentences, and couldn't help but give her a thumbs up.
“When it comes to making people appetizing, it’s you!”
Kakuzu sympathizes with the village leaders who buy newspapers. The content they want to see is what Kagura wants them to see. Kagura is a very bad person. He talks about benevolence, justice and morality. He talks about why a news person should have the status of a news person. Her attitude was to base her reporting on facts, but in private, she clearly did not implement this rule to the end. She only reported what was good for herself.
In order to hide her identity as a Konoha native, she would find some insignificant but seemingly out-of-the-table things to report in every report, giving people the illusion of being a Konoha sunspot. In fact, these reports about Konoha The report will not reveal any big secrets.
Accompanied by these "black" Konoha news, the secrets of other villages were revealed by her without leaving a trace. On the surface, she seemed to be a water-carrying master, holding the bowl of water very flat, but in fact it was not Not so.
Kakuzu suddenly recalled what happened when Kagura first came to him to join his team. At that time, he had asked her what she would do if her identity was revealed. Kagura did not panic at all. She even smiled and said Speak for yourself, she said, before that I will kill you.
This woman is brave and decisive. What's more troublesome is that her mind is very easy to use. Many times, she is being manipulated by her without even realizing it.
A thin layer of cold sweat broke out on his back at some point. Kakuzu thought that it was lucky that he and Kagura were on the same side. Otherwise, even if he had Ji Yu in hand, he would probably die.
Putting aside the mutual detonation talisman, Kagura is very aware of her own weaknesses. Her weakness is that she does not have enough force value, she does not have good offensive ninjutsu, and she cannot kill the enemy in a short time. She clearly knows her own weaknesses. After weakness, she has a new skill.
She was very good at using detours and delaying, sowing dissension, and using borrowed money to kill people.
The person who offended her might not be able to die at the time, but he would definitely not live long, and he would be killed by her sooner or later.
Now, Kagura is leaning on the low table with one hand, and the pen in the other hand is tapping her small, round mouth. Her eyes are looking at the papers and scrolls spread out on the table with evil intentions. .
She was smiling, her smile was very faint, but her obsidian eyes were shining with an indescribable light.
Kakuzu felt chilled. With such a smile and eyes, it only took one glance to tell that she had no intention of doing anything good. She didn't know which unlucky guy had offended her again, and she was thinking about how to make him "die".
However, Kakuzu pretended to be curious and took a look casually, and found that what she wrote was a very ordinary news, and it was just that Iwagakure Village had re-strengthened the seal on the Jinchuuriki.
This report used a lot of complimentary words, praising Iwagakure's level of sealing skills to an extent that was unprecedented and unprecedented. Those who didn't know the inside story thought that Iwagakure Village had sponsored this newspaper issue.
"It's been some time since Iwagakure strengthened the seal on the Jinchuuriki. Why do you suddenly want to be published in the newspaper?"
"Well... maybe it's because this period of time is full of heavy topics related to war. Wouldn't it be nice to change the topic and relax? I have also arranged a lot of interesting reports. You see, even the supernatural stories that appear at the end of the newspaper every time The revelations have become ridiculous."
Kakuzu looked where she pointed, and sure enough he saw the supernatural revelation.
To be honest, this section is also my favorite. Kagura can come up with a puzzling supernatural story in every issue. In addition, her writing is very good, and the atmosphere of suspense and horror is full, which makes people unable to resist. I want to see the truth behind the scenes, but the truth cannot be seen in the current newspaper issue, and I have to wait until the next issue.
Now, Kakuzu slowly frowned as he looked at the supernatural revelation planned for this issue.
He went to see Kagura and asked: "So why exactly? This old man didn't become a ninja halfway, right? There can't be thunder-attribute chakra. Why on earth can there always be electricity wherever he touches it?"
Kakuzu's expression was very serious. He really wanted to know the reason. Anyone who met such an "honest person" would want to bully him. However, Kakuzu was not an ordinary honest person. This honest person actually had a very bad temper. of.
After Kagura hesitated for three seconds, she couldn't help laughing. She reminded Kakuzu, "If I tell you the reason, you can't hit anyone."
Kakuzu was helpless. When had he hit anyone in front of her? However, the meaning of Kagura's words was already obvious. The answer to this mystery must be very speechless.
"The main thing is to see where he touched, right?"
When she said this, Kakuzu quickly lowered his head and read the story again. Before he could finish it, he heard Kagura say, "Is there a possibility that the wires in his house are old and leaking?"
Kakuzu:...? ? ?
In his inner world, Kakuzu was going crazy. As expected, it was the reason that made people laugh and cry.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, so annoying, I feel like I’m being fooled -_-||
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