Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

Before, Tobirama had always felt that he was very eloquent. Even when he was on the negotiating table, he could face the siege of high-level officials from many countries with ease. Why did he not know how to speak when facing the evil Uchiha? This is unscientific. .

But it's always right to start a conversation with the weather.

"Well...the weather is very good today, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse."

weather?

Madara was stunned for a moment, then hummed with a slight smile, without any intention of saying anything.

Tobirama was a little embarrassed. He glanced at the book placed on the table. He wanted to praise Madara for loving reading, but when he saw the title of the book, he was shocked.

“…postpartum care for rabbits?”

Tobirama's voice shocked even Izuna, who had always pretended to be serious. He stretched his neck to look at the book cover. Sure enough, it was exactly what Tobirama said.

"Nissan, you..."

Madara coughed awkwardly, pretending to be calm, and said: "Is there anything wrong with this book? I fed a bunch of rabbits. Just like being a ninja, you need to act like a ninja, and raising rabbits like raising rabbits. "

"But..." Quan Nai frowned more and more. When she thought of Madara wearing the white gown of a medical staff giving postpartum care to a bunch of rabbits, this image was so inconsistent.

"Madara, are you... okay?" Even Tobirama felt that there was an insurmountable gap between Madara and the animal postpartum caregivers. He really couldn't imagine Madara working.

Madara snorted coldly, raised the corners of his mouth, and showed a sly smile. He stared into Tobirama's crimson eyes and said mockingly: "It feels very fragmented, right? There are even more fragmented things."

"What?" Quan Na turned into a curious baby and came over.

"Hashirama bought this book. Hashirama and I each studied one. I studied postpartum care. What do you think he studied?"

Tobirama:...?

Izuna:...? ?

"So, what is it?" Quan Nai asked again.

As if he was deliberately showing off, Madara did not answer, but changed the subject, and asked Tobirama: "I don't go to the Three Treasures Palace for anything. When you come here today, don't you really want to invite us two brothers to a drink? "

The topic finally returned to the main topic. Tobirama pursed his lips and looked a little unnatural. He whispered: "Joruri is a girl, so you..."

"What's wrong with me?"

"You should be gentle. After being taught by you for a day, I can't even eat when I get home. I can take a hot bath and cry in pain in the bathroom..."

His daughter had never suffered like this since she was a child. Even when she was the tailgater in the ninja school, she had never been so painful when her classmates were beaten by each other in competitions.

"Nissan, did you hit that child?" When Quan Nai heard that Joruri was not eating and crying in pain, he began to feel distressed just by hearing that.

Madara was not timid, and nodded and admitted, "Isn't it normal to get beaten in taijutsu training? How can you make progress if you don't get beaten? If you don't get beaten, you won't know where you need to strengthen." He glanced at Izuna, "You didn't when you were a child. Is that how you came here too?”

Izuna became even more anxious when Madara said this, "Did you train that child the same way you trained me?"

Madara's eyebrows were raised, "Is there anything I can't do?"

"I'm a boy, but she's a girl. Who can withstand that kind of intensity? Nissan, I won't allow you to do that, I won't allow it, I won't allow it!"

In front of her brother, Izuna would always act coquettishly like a child unconsciously, which made Tobirama feel a chill. It turns out that in private, is this how the two brothers get along?

Even if he was killed, he would not be able to act coquettishly towards Hashirama, but if he thought about it carefully, it seemed that Hashirama was acting coquettishly towards him.

Who is the elder brother?

"I understand, it's just..." Tobirama actually had no intention of interfering with Madara and Joruri's training, but because his daughter was crying heartbreakingly, he became heartbroken.

I don't know which tendon was wrong, but by the time he realized it, he was already here.

"Are you feeling distressed? Actually, I am feeling distressed too, but having said that, will you follow her to the battlefield?" After asking Tobirama, Madara turned his attention to Izuna again, "What about you, will you?"

Quan Na pouted and muttered, "It's not impossible."

spot:……

"You understand, Tobirama."

What else can Tobirama say? The suffering now is just to escape from the tiger's mouth in the future, to save a life from the enemy. What has Madara done wrong? He has done nothing wrong, even doing Very correct.

Which of these people has been here since they were young?

Nowadays, it's just that after too many peaceful days, a sense of comfort will gradually develop. Madara did not, he still maintained his wartime thoughts, even for a child.

"Next, I will continue to train like this and increase the intensity appropriately. Do you have any objections?"

After trying hard to push Joruri's cries into the corner, Tobirama hesitated for a few seconds and finally shook his head, "No, no objection."

Madara asked Izuna again, "What about you, do you have any objections?"

Quan Nai was like that young man who answered without hesitation, "Yes."

Madara was speechless again, picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp, "If you have it, hold it back."

"Nissan, you are dictatorial!"

Looking at Izuna's bulging face, Madara was not angry. Instead, he laughed. He hit him on the top of his head moderately and said with a smile: "So, I am the older brother."

Izuna couldn't help it, so he went to see Tobirama, "Hey, that's our biological daughter. Are you going to let him make the decision?"

Tobirama has also figured out that although he has marked Joruri on her body, he cannot really appear at every crisis at any time to save her life.

If you want to survive a ninja confrontation, the most direct and effective way is to become stronger, and becoming stronger takes time. This is an accumulation process. If you are afraid of pain now, you may lose your life in the future.

Comparing the two, it is already clear what should be done.

Tobirama shook his head at Izuna. Izuna looked stunned and a little disappointed. He understood the truth, but Joruri was the apple of his eye. It was human nature to feel distressed.

Quan Nai was like a child who couldn't get his beloved toy. He put his chin on the wooden table and muttered resentfully, "I also want to teach that child physical skills. My physical skills are not inferior to Nissan's. I want to, too." think……"

"Ah, you were supposed to do this job, but you were out on a mission when that kid came. If you want to blame it, Tobirama is the one to blame."

Izuna didn't move, but her eyes moved from the table to Tobirama's face, which was both angry and sad, making Tobirama feel uncomfortable all over.

"But, Izuna, don't think about it. How old is Joruri? Before this, her physical skills were all trained with you. Look at what you have taught her."

Quan Na didn't say anything. He was in the wrong. He was teaching Joruri. As long as Joruri shouted tired, he would interrupt the teaching. If he couldn't dodge and was hit, Quan Na would be heartbroken. He said it was teaching taijutsu, but in fact it was not serious at all. Taught her something?

A loving mother often fails, and he is like that loving mother.

At Hashirama's house, sitting at the Japanese-style table, Hashirama was concentrating on the book in his hand. Mito passed by him and glanced at the title of the book. He was stunned at first, then couldn't bear to look at it, and finally couldn't help but sigh and shake his head. .

There are several big words on the cover of the book that are very conspicuous - "The Raising and Breeding of Rabbits"

"If you are a good ninja and do random things all day long, will you get Alzheimer's?"

Mito was very doubtful about this.

If you are sick, you need to be cured.

"How about... come and see Lake Bipa?" She pinched her chin and said to herself.