Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

It took about half a month to draw, and finally on a dark and windy night, Kagura completed his first masterpiece after time travel - "The First Love Story of the Overbearing Village Chief Falling in Love with Me", Notes: Battlefield A friendly appearance by Rose Class.

Looking at his hard work, Kagura is satisfied. Tomorrow, he will send a thousand copies to be copied and placed in the most conspicuous place of the Konoha Bookstore. Only real couples can enjoy it better. They all make me die.

Two days later, Kagura's book was placed in the most conspicuous place of Konoha Bookstore. The cover alone of the first princess hugging her wife was very attractive, not to mention the confusing title.

Gossip is human nature. Who doesn’t want to gossip about the love story of the village chief and his wife? Even if the names have been changed, anyone with a discerning eye can tell who is following whom in the painting.

So, within a few days, more than half of the book was sold. Everyone read it with a gossip mentality, but they didn't expect that there was actually a sweet love.

Standing on the shadow rock, holding hands and overlooking the entire village, in the bright sunshine, Zhujian said to Mizuko: "My dear, have you seen it? This is the country I have laid for you!"

After catching the tailed beast, he gave it to his wife to seal, and said: "Don't you like small animals? I'll seal them all and make them your pets!"

Encountering a storm on the sea from Uzumaki Country to Konoha, seeing the deck submerged in water, Mizuko said affectionately to Takema: "You jump, I will jump!"

balabala...

Everything is just Kagura's embellished, unreasonable, nonsense, exaggerated facts, artistically processed earthy painting book, but the public likes to read it.

While despising "How could the first generation say such things", he admitted that "I am a country dog ​​and I like to watch it".

The mouth is disgusting, but the body is very honest.

Not to mention that there are some large-scale scenes in it, such as the fun of Mr. and Mrs. Takema's boudoir from Kyuubi's perspective, tattooing the face of a lifelong best friend on his chest, fighting with you just to covet your "body", etc. All in all, very exciting.

There was actually a friendly appearance from the previous clan leader?

It makes no sense not to buy a copy. The gossip lovers of the Uchiha clan also joined the army of buying the book.

The book sold out quickly. Before it sold out, Mito and Hashirama each bought a copy without telling the other and came back to read it.

"How can you entertain the village chief like this? Let me see what you have drawn!"

Mito frowned and opened the book. He originally planned to go to Kagura to settle the score after reading it, but...

An hour later, Mito was seen walking around in the bedroom, rummaging through boxes and cabinets, and mumbling something.

"Where are you hiding it? Where can you hide it so that Ananda can't find it?"

You can just take a look at a painting of this scale for yourself. If someone else discovered it, she would be so embarrassed that she could dig a hole under the ground overnight and escape from Konoha Village. After all, her external image has always been stable, gentle and extremely serious.

The drawings in this book are very good. You should take them out from time to time and review them. Maybe you can try some of the patterns in it next time?

Thinking this, Mito's face turned red.

Damn it, I was just reading a book, why did it seem like I was back to the time when I was passionately in love?

In the bathroom over there, Hashirama, who was hiding inside, also blushed, and couldn't help but recall everything he had with Mito.

Although the protagonists in it are based on him and Mito, the content has little to do with the love experience of the two. However, this artist's painting style is beautiful, and he painted Mizuko (Mito) so charming and charming, especially It's the wedding night...

cough~

Before the nosebleed started to flow, Hashirama quickly closed the book.

"Hide it, hide it, and take it out every time you reminisce about your youth."

The two couples were both dissatisfied with their modesty, so they hid two identical painting books in different places in their home. They were regarded as masterpieces that both local dogs and the people involved loved to read.

However, the couple completely forgot their original intention of buying this book and also completely forgot the fact that this book was bought and read by most gossip lovers in the village.

At Kagura's house, Tobirama is menacing and looks like he wants to eat people.

"You are..."

Kagura wondered that after she made money and moved, she didn't seem to tell Tobirama how he found this place and appeared in an instant without even leaving the main entrance.

With a "pop", the book "The First Love Story of the Overbearing Village Chief Falling in Love with Me" fell in front of Kagura. At this time, Kagura was contemplating the next book and was wondering whether it was better to draw Tobirama and Izumi or to draw Hashirama and Madara are so good. I don’t know if this kind of cp who is both an enemy and a friend will be popular in this world.

"Hey, what's going on with this thing?"

"I drew it," Kagura admitted frankly, stretched out two fingers to open the book, and asked him with a smile while flipping through it: "How is it? I drew it well, and I added some artistic processing to the story you gave me. For a moment, I originally wanted to draw a larger scale, but I thought some children might buy it and read it, so I drew it very restrainedly. I was thinking, for the next book, I will just type [-] in the title. Ban, then you won’t be afraid anymore, I’m really smart!”

Tobirama felt his temples twitching. This woman was completely unaware of the problem.

He stretched out one hand and pressed it against the wall. The sudden approach brought with it a daunting sense of oppression.

Tobirama's handsome face magnified in front of Kagura's eyes, and she was half-circled in his arms. To be precise, the distance between the two of them was very close, so close that there were so many eyelashes on Tobirama's eyes. Almost all of them can be counted.

Her heart was beating rapidly for no reason, and Kagura held her breath, unable to realize what was going on.

It was the first time in my life that I was knocked against someone. It was a bit romantic, but more importantly, I was still surprised and a little uncomfortable.

The atmosphere was not right, maybe because of Tobirama's angry eyes?

"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Kagura didn't dare to move, and she became cautious when speaking, for fear of not saying the right thing or making the wrong move, causing even greater trouble.

"You-" Tobirama opened his mouth, his voice still pleasant, but because he was angry, his voice was colder.

"What's wrong with me?"

"You, you...when did you see my big brother's body!"

Eh? !

(￣口￣)!!

"Are you crazy? What are you talking about?" Kagura was speechless.

"You're still quibbling!"

"You are crazy. When did I see you?"

"Here's the evidence!" He casually picked up the sold-out book. Tobirama's face was extremely serious. He looked at Kagura with an expression that seemed to say, I have the physical evidence in my hand. Let's see how stubborn you can be.

"The picture you drew of him... is a little underdressed. You must have seen it before, otherwise how could you draw it!"

Ah this...

For a moment, Kagura didn't know how to explain to him that even without looking at Hashirama's body, he could still draw the same thing. The human species is only divided into men and women. Except for some individual differences, they can be seen from the small to the individual. When meeting a group, can he understand if you tell him this?

Kagura couldn't help but laugh, she really thought it was funny.

Her smile made Tobirama look stupid. He was obviously waiting for her to quibble, ah, it was an explanation, but she actually laughed.

"Are you really interested in my elder brother..."

"Stop it," Kagura pushed him away and said, "I studied art in college, and there was a class dedicated to human body painting. The school would spend money to find models, and what I painted was--" He leaned close to Tobirama's ear, He lowered his voice and said, "Nude, without clothes."

It was like a thunder struck down, making Tobijian scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.He was dumbfounded and looked at Kagura in disbelief, as if he was looking at an alien.

"Human bodies are pretty much the same. In other words, most people are the same and have the same organs. Therefore, I don't need to look at your brother's body to draw him based on what I learned before. No need to make a fuss."

Tobirama had not yet recovered from the shock of the human body class. His eyes when he looked at Kagura were full of confusion and confusion, as if he didn't know her.

"What else don't you know that I don't know?" Tobirama asked her.

Kagura laughed, blinked her smart eyes and thought for a while, then said softly: "Maybe there are many more. Isn't it said that mysterious women are more attractive? Just think of me as that kind of woman."

What a mysterious woman. Tobirama pursed his lips and said nothing.

"Have you read this book?" Kagura leaned against the window and raised her chin to Tobirama.

"Ah, I've seen it."

"Does it look good?" she asked again.

"Maybe it's good-looking..." Tobirama squinted his eyes and tried to remember. Although the previous content was a bit outrageous, the sweet love was still good-looking. Until the middle and late chapters, after Hashirama took a bath in the hot spring, he couldn't watch it. When I got down, all I could think about was that Kagura had seen his elder brother's body.

"How about I draw you in the next book?"

Tobirama was stunned again. The autumn sunshine shone in through the open window and sprinkled on Kagura's face. At this moment, she was looking at him with a smile. Her eyes were crooked and beautiful. He was a little stunned.

"Okay," his brain stopped thinking, and subconsciously, Tobirama nodded.

So, half a month later, a book called "The Song of Water and Fire: Two or Three Stories of the Forbidden Technique Master and the Mangekyo Sharingan Owner Falling in Love and Killing Each Other (Tanbi Ming)" quickly replaced Hashirama Mito and his wife's book. , topped the sales list, and everyone rushed to buy it out of curiosity. When they opened it, they saw Tobirama and Izuna as two younger brothers falling in love and killing each other.

Of course, the names were also changed, and they were called Tobirama and Izumino. Even a fool would know who they were talking about.

"No wonder Izuna-sama died in Tobirama-sama's hands. It turned out to be because of this." A certain young woman closed her book and cried with snot and tears.

"That is to say, Izuna-sama is willing to die and be killed by the person he likes, right?"

"I think so!"

"It's hit!"

(Tobirama: It’s wool. I killed it with my own skills. Also, I like women!)

(Izuna: I just suffered from the intelligence. If I hadn’t seen it, how could I have been killed by him with my kaleidoscope? Besides, I also like women!)

People who eat melons: I don’t care, I don’t care, this CP is really annoying!

In the office, Hashirama burst into tears again. He held a notebook and asked Tobirama: "Is this the reason why you haven't gotten married yet? Izuna has been dead for several years."

Really speechless.

Holding his forehead with one hand, Tobirama often felt that he was unable to communicate with his elder brother because he was not mentally retarded enough.

But, in the final analysis, all of this is still because of that hateful woman.

Kagura's residence was visited by Tobirama again. This time, he really wanted to pry open this woman's head and see what was inside. How could he come up with such a terrifying and messy plot.

"You ruined my reputation again!"

"I said it's artistic processing, artistic processing!"

"Then why is it that my eldest brother is a beautiful man who takes baths and has flowers in the wedding room? When he comes to my place, he falls in love with each other and ends up with the evil Uchiha Izuna!"

"Well..." Kagura was worried about how to explain it to him, "Because in the real world there are many people who blame you two."

Σ_(???　∠)! !

Looking at a certain white-haired handsome guy who was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, Kagura laughed heartily and coaxed him perfunctorily: "Next time, when I draw you next time, I will arrange for you to have a beautiful man take a bath, be named on the gold medal list, have flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, and be reunited after a long drought. Ganlin, if you meet an old friend in a foreign land, I will give you all the good things, okay?"

"..."

"The protagonist is female."

call……

Time stood still for half a century, and just when Kagura thought Tobirama was going to get angry, he suddenly spoke.

"make a deal!"

Eh?