Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

"That's good too. At least, when I'm busy, I don't have to worry about whether she's eating well or whether she's taking care of everything..."

"Hmph~" Madara curled his lips, his eyes filled with gloating. He poured a glass of wine and held it between his two fingers, saying in revenge: "Congratulations, Tobirama, you are probably going to be without a wife."

"Eh?" Tobirama and Izuna both wondered.

Combined with himself, Hashirama finally became smarter. He looked at Tobirama happily and asked him in a low voice: "Have you done anything recently to make her unhappy?"

The two of them were confused. Izuna looked at Madara suspiciously, trying to get an answer from him, but Madara didn't explain, just smiled and took a sip of wine.

Tobirama didn't understand what they meant, and a confused look appeared on his face. He shook his head blankly, "No, I don't remember doing anything to make her unhappy."

"There must be, otherwise how could she suddenly change her gender?" After saying that, Hashirama looked at Tobirama with sympathy and shook his head helplessly, "I'd better repent when I go back. Although I don't know what I did wrong, as a husband It’s always right to apologize.”

Ah, this... looks like he has a lot of experience.

Izuna still didn't understand. He was inexperienced and couldn't understand the meaning of Hashirama and Madara's words.

However, he was deeply impressed by the sentence "You are probably going to be without a wife."

This means that Kagura is about to kick the despicable old Tobirama in the face, right?

He almost rubbed his hands with excitement. Could he wait for such a happy day in his lifetime? He couldn't wait to press the fast forward button so that he could see Kagura return to being single earlier. By then, he would definitely go there without hesitation. pursue her.

Compared with Tobirama, she wanted to be wealthy and good-looking, she was younger than him, more interesting, and liked her more, so Kagura must be able to feel good about herself.

He and Tobirama, anyone with eyes should know what to choose.

Here, Izuna was gearing up with excitement, while over there, Tobirama frowned and thought about it for a while, then decisively used the Flying Thunder God to run away.

In just an instant, he disappeared from his seat, leaving three people with different expressions looking at the empty seat.

"Humph, it's so silly and cute. He is actually worried because of this. What should I lie to him next time?"

Just like Tobirama found it fun to tease Izuna, Madara also found it fun to tease Tobirama. This is probably a creature on the food chain, one can eat the other.

"Hey Madara, are you thinking about how to lie to my brother in front of me? Doesn't it mean that you don't treat me like an outsider?"

Madara looked up at him with an unkind look in his eyes, "What, do you have any objections?"

Hashirama could be easily identified with just one look. Hashirama shook his head angrily like a cat whose head was touched, muttering, "No, no objection."

Having said that, I find it a bit unbelievable that Hashirama is so easy to deceive Tobirama in this regard. They have been married for many years, but why is he so nervous when it comes to Kagura? He is probably a strict wife to death and has no future. guy.

His thoughts were all written on his face, Madara could see through them at a glance, and then rolled his eyes in disgust, as if to say that you were just like him, half-assed.

Hashirama felt a little embarrassed and smiled silly, "Kagura probably saw that he was tired recently and wanted to cause him less trouble. This guy can't even understand this."

"So, I said he was stupid."

"Tobirama, even though he is very shrewd in handling government affairs, he is actually quite simple in this aspect."

These two people saw Tobirama thoroughly. Izuna listened to their words quietly and suddenly felt extremely disappointed.

He still had a sweet dream about snatching Kagura away. This dream lasted for less than 3 minutes. Now, they told him that it was all fake and a joke. It was really disappointing.

"What, do you want a drink?" Madara turned his face and looked at Quan Nai gently and asked.

Quan Na pouted slightly, and the word "lost" was engraved in bold and capital letters on both cheeks.

He nodded angrily, "Drink, drink a lot more."

Madara sighed, but still filled it up for him and told him: "Drink slowly."

Hashirama pushed the wine glass over and said with a playful smile, "I want it too, I want it too~"

Madara gave him a displeased look, but Hashirama was not angry and still urged him with a smile, "Hurry up, hurry up, I want it too, fill it up for me."

Alas, for a moment, Madara felt like he was taking care of two younger brothers, one mindless and one unhappy.

But, it doesn't feel bad.

When Tobirama returned home from Flying Thunder God, the lights in the living room were on and dinner was left for him on the dining table, but Kagura was nowhere to be seen.

I didn’t see it in the studio, nor in the bathroom. Could it be upstairs?

Tobirama wanted to go upstairs immediately, but as soon as he stepped on the steps, he heard the sound of hands stirring water. The sound was very soft but could be heard, and it came from the backyard.

Turning around and passing through the Japanese room, the moment the paper door opened, Tobirama saw Kagura squatting on the edge of the wall. The chandelier above his head was swaying again and again in the wind, and the dim light was thinly cast on Kagura. One level.

She raised her head and saw Tobirama with a sweet smile. The pear dimples on both sides of her mouth looked lively and playful.

"You're back, welcome home."

Tobirama looked at her. Her right hand was stirring the water basin back and forth to test the water temperature, and her left hand was pressing a gray-headed cat to the floor.

Kagura taught the cat a lesson, "Next time you dare to take Kushina to roll in the dirt, I will tie you up. Shancha even complained to the house this afternoon!"

Senju Yamacha was the person Mito arranged to take care of Kushina.

"Look what you look like now. You are a white cat. I wear light-colored clothes and I know how to be careful not to get them dirty. Why didn't you know?"

The cat's name is Man Yue, and he is a master at talking back. Even if someone has his fate on his neck, he can't admit defeat.

"I'm different from you. You're a human, and I'm just a cat. How can we compare if we have different species?"

"Oh, you still dare to talk back, then why did you take that child to roll in the dirt?"

Man Yue still looked unyielding, "That's not nonsense, it's practice!"

Kagura wanted to hit it and teach it a lesson, but she still couldn't bring her hands down. This was probably the daily routine of every cat slave.

"No one believes what you say."

"Let me lie to you and let me become the ninja dog I hate most. We are really practicing. She asked me how to hide my smell when avoiding the enemy's pursuit. So, I told her It’s best to roll in the dirt, but since it hasn’t rained for many days, it’s difficult to find a mud puddle.”

Man Yue said it had a nose and eyes, and Kagura didn't know how to teach it a lesson.

Tobirama watched Kagura, who had always been sharp-tongued, cringe in front of the ninja cat, and suddenly felt a little funny. He forgot about his worries just now, folded his hands in front of his chest, leaned casually against the paper door, and looked at the interesting scene in front of him, as if the whole The world fell silent.

Kagura couldn't talk to a cat, which was really embarrassing. She took Man Yue's neck and lifted it up angrily. Man Yue started to struggle when she saw the basin of water.

"No, no, I hate bathing the most. Can't I sleep in the yard tonight?"

"Not negotiable."

"Kagura, if you insist on having your own way, you will lose my friend. I am the flower of Ninja Town, the most beautiful one. If you offend me, I will never come to play with you again!"

Kagura's evil intentions came to light, and she ignored its threats and gloated about the misfortune, pushing Man Yue into the water basin.

"Come in, you~"

Man Yue struggled unrelentingly, but Kagura's ruthless iron hand kept pressing it, making it unable to break free. The warm water gradually soaked the soft cat fur, and the originally fluffy cat fur stuck tightly to it after meeting the water. body, which makes it look ugly.

Just because wet cat fur will look ugly, the beauty-loving Man Yue hates bathing in front of people. If it wants to take a bath, it will always hide in a place where no one can see it. Being exposed in front of people like this is simply public to it. execution.

"Hokage-sama, please close your eyes, otherwise, you can just turn your head away. I will not allow my beauty to be discounted in your mind."

"..."

Tobirama didn't know what to say. How could even a ninja cat love beauty so much these days? Isn't this a good trend?

But, since when does love for beauty require the Hokage's consent?

Tobirama remained silent, looking away from Man Yue's body without any trace.

Not looking is equivalent to closing your eyes, and not looking is equivalent to turning your head away. Is there anything wrong with that?