Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

After coming down from Shadow Rock, it was time for dinner. Jiraiya proposed to eat hot pot. Neither Tsunade nor Orochimaru objected. In fact, Orochimaru didn't like eating hot food, but he wanted to stick with Tsunade. Tsunade went He would follow him wherever he went.

"Okay, let's have hot pot then." Tsunade said, looking at Orochimaru and asking him: "Where are you, Orochimaru?"

Just as Orochimaru was about to open his mouth to answer, he heard Jiraiya angrily say: "He is a freeloader, how can he stand to refute, hum!"

Orochimaru:……

He really had no position to refute. His target was Tsunade, and he would follow her wherever she went.

So, it doesn't matter.

After sunset, the three of them went to a hot pot restaurant. The bottom of the pot was the most popular soy sauce chicken soup. The fragrant chicken soup was paired with fresh and plump mushrooms and vegetables. Once the pot was boiled, the room was filled with fragrance.

After playing for a day, Tsunade and Jiraiya were both starving. They devoured only Orochimaru. It took them a long time to move their chopsticks. These shabu-shabu dishes were too hot for him and they had to be cooled before they could eat them. Besides, He prefers eating eggs to this.

After he knocked the eggs into the bowl and scattered them with chopsticks, every mouthful of the shabu-shabu must be eaten with egg liquid.

Jiraiya kindly reminded him, "What we are eating is hot pot, not sukiyaki. Why do we eat it with raw egg liquid?"

Orochimaru didn't want to pay attention to him, and said three words calmly: "I do."

Jiraiya choked on the spot. This choking had a double meaning. On the one hand, it meant that he was choked by Orochimaru's words. On the other hand, he really choked. The chicken was too big and there was some discomfort when he put it in his mouth. It was hot. He originally wanted to open his mouth to let some air in to cool down, but unexpectedly, Orochimaru was so angry that the whole piece of chicken slipped into his throat. It was so hot that he screamed and drank a glass of ice water. .

Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru indignantly, Orochimaru chewed gracefully and slowly, taking his time and every bite of food had to wait until it was completely cool before being put into his mouth.

Elegant, indeed elegant.

But looking at him so elegantly, Jiraiya wanted to pour the entire pot of soup on his head.

Orochimaru today was simply his nemesis. It was just a matter of disturbing his rare date, but he was always going against him, which was really annoying.

"I want to eat an egg."

"Here you go," Tsunade picked up an egg from the basket beside her and handed it to him.

Soon.

"I also want to eat an egg."

"Here," Tsunade was concentrating on eating the mushrooms in her bowl. Tsunade had to take a moment to get another egg and hand it to Orochimaru.

After a while.

"I……"

Before Orochimaru finished speaking, Jiraiya couldn't bear it anymore. He pushed half the basket of eggs in front of Orochimaru angrily.

"Shut up and eat your eggs."

Orochimaru: Emmm...

Jiraiya didn't want to hear another word from Orochimaru. He was extremely sad. He had never been so sad in his life.

I am like that big enemy who has waited so long for the day when he finally goes on a date with the girl he likes. Even if he can't hold hands or kiss, it's still a date for two people. What do you call this now? He became three people, but this third person didn't regard him as an outsider at all. He was very arrogant and provoked him everywhere where Tsunade couldn't see him.

He has made a plan now. When Orochimaru goes on a date with his girlfriend one day, he will also make trouble. He will turn on the light when they sleep, he will set off firecrackers when they kiss, and he will destroy the atmosphere in any way he wants to take revenge for today.

Orochimaru seemed to see the bottom of Jiraiya's heart through his ferocious expression. He whispered to Jiraiya: "I'm not interested in love, nor in women. I'm afraid you won't be able to wait until the day of destruction." .”

Jiraiya was speechless. There were obviously three people in the team, why was he the only one being targeted?

Does he look like a bully?

In this regard, Tsunade said that it's not just the appearance, it's just that people with low IQs are easier to bully.

Uh……

Since his throat was burned by the chicken pieces, Jiraiya hadn't eaten anything since, and he was already full just from Orochimaru's anger.

He knew that after this meal, the day would be over. He didn't know when he would have to wait until the next time he wanted to date Tsunade. The more this happened, the more he "hated" Orochimaru and the way he looked at him. As if carrying a knife.

Jiraiya was very unwilling and wanted to extend the date as much as possible. During this period, there were not many night entertainment activities. If there was anything that could be done to extend the date, it would probably be a waste.

"After eating, let's go take a bath in the hot pot. It can wash away the smell of the hot pot. How about going home after washing, eh?" Jiraiya asked Tsunade's opinion expectantly.

Tsunade smelled the smell on her clothes, and it was indeed the smell of hot pot. She thought for a moment and nodded, "That's fine, it's not too late anyway."

When Orochimaru heard the word "soaking" from Jiraiya, he couldn't help but frown. When Jiraiya took Sakumo to spy on the female bathhouse, he helped to keep a lookout every time. For this reason, the owner of the bathhouse did not know that he was... How many basins of hot water were poured on it?

Now, as long as he hears words related to soup, such as bathing in hot springs, hot spring houses, female baths, etc., he will reject them reflexively. His body seems to have been electrocuted, with rejection written from head to toe.

This weakness of his has already been seen through by Jiraiya. At this time, Jiraiya was smiling at Orochimaru with a cunning look on his face, as if he was saying: "I want to go to the bath, do you want to come? Oh, by the way, you don't I like to be close to the soup house, hahahaha~"

What can Orochimaru do? He is also very desperate, but he has been following him for a day. Things should start and end, right?

Then I heard Orochimaru say: "Yes, it's not too late, let's go take a bath before going home."

Under the table, Jiraiya kicked Orochimaru hard. Orochimaru counterattacked without thinking and kicked him back. If they weren't afraid that the move would be too big and overturned the table, the two of them would be able to lean against each other under the table. Fight with both legs for a hundred rounds.

Walking on the way to the soup house, Tsunade walked in the front after eating and drinking. Jiraiya and Orochimaru kept following behind with little tricks. You kick me, I'll punch you, as long as you don't make any sound. , they were confident that Tsunade couldn't see it.

As he walked, Jiraiya seemed to suddenly remember, and tentatively spoke to Tsunade who was walking in front, "Ah, I heard that the hothouse has opened a new mixed-gender open-air bath. Should we..."

"Dah ah ah~" The proposal was rejected by Tsunade before she finished speaking. Jiraiya was a little disappointed but felt that it was reasonable. It would be abnormal if Tsunade agreed at this time. Everything was expected. Then I don’t feel sad.

Jiraiya became quiet, Orochimaru also became quiet, and the three of them silently went to the women's bath. None of them expected that the originally peaceful bathhouse would be in trouble because of their arrival.