Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

It was as if the whole world had gone silent, with ice-cold stubble floating in the air, the kind that could puncture a person's lungs with just one breath.

Visibly to the naked eye, Izuna saw Madara's frown, which was a sign that Madara wanted to get angry.

Izuna slapped the spot with the picture, and he chuckled awkwardly, "Ah ah ah, Nissan, why don't we stop reading the newspaper and read something else? Look at today's weather, today's weather That’s great.”

The weather is great?

Madara glanced at the leaden sky outside. Is his brother perhaps stupid?

Before Izuna finished speaking, there was thunder in the sky, thick clouds accumulated thicker and thicker, and a heavy rain was about to fall.

Uh... It's autumn, and it's still thundering?

Quan Nai sat there awkwardly, sometimes looking at the sky outside, and sometimes looking at her fried brother.

Madara sulked there for a while, and finally rolled his eyes and returned to his room, muttering as he walked.

"I'm afraid Kagura is itchy. Next time she dares to come to the house, I will definitely let her see the majesty of being an elder brother!"

With a "clang", the door to the room closed. Madara touched his cheek, which was a little hot. Although it was not a big deal for a grown man to go to the bath, what was the point of being waited for in the newspaper?

I have been neglecting my spiritual practice recently. I wonder if my figure is out of shape, are my abdominal muscles still obvious, and are my mermaid lines still there?

It wasn't until he saw Madara slamming the door shut that Izuna took his hand away. What came into view was a message and a four-frame Q-version comic.

The Konoha trio wanted to go to the hot springs but suffered from the fact that the hot spring house was closed. With the efforts of Konoha's most intelligent Senju Tobirama, they finally came up with a good idea. They each used their own advantages to create something out of thin air in just a few minutes. There is an open-air hot spring pool.

Hashirama's Wood Release made a bathtub that could accommodate three people taking a bath. Tobirama's Water Release filled the bathtub with water. Madara, who finally appeared, used a Go Fireball Jutsu to boil the water in the bath to a suitable temperature. temperature.

The three of them soaked in the bathtub as they wished, and even competed with each other in a very funny way.

! V(＾－＾)V!

This……

Externally, Senju Hashirama is the God of Ninja, Madara is the Shura of the Ninja World, and Tobirama is the Ninjutsu Master or the current Hokage. In the eyes of the world, they are all serious, serious and upright people. As soon as this comic came out, The previous filter instantly shattered all over the floor. It was so crumbled that it couldn't even be glued back together.

Funny and...jealous?

Gradually, Quan Nai pouted in dissatisfaction. Why didn't she invite him to go to the bath? Her powerful fireball was not inferior to her brother's at all.

But he stayed away from Hashirama. He always felt that as long as he got together with Senju Hashirama, no matter how upright he was, he would unconsciously go astray. Not to mention his brother Madara, who had always been unsteady in his stance. Tobirama, who is as steady as an old dog and can't pull ten cows, can be led astray.

Hashirama is such a scary person, he will convulse with anyone who comes close to him.

He looked at Madara's room, suddenly worried about his brother. If he continued to hang out with Hashirama, what would his brother be like in the future?

Even dancing in women's clothing in Konoha Square is nothing new.

Wait, dancing in women's clothes, brother?

Suddenly, a very strange picture appeared in his mind. Madara was wearing a black silk suspender evening dress, black gloves on his hands, a pearl necklace hanging around his neck, and a burgundy rose in his ear.

The makeup on her face was exquisite, with a thin layer of powder and rouge, and her lips were red.

Both men and women in the Uchiha clan have astonishing beauty. Madara, who is dressed as a woman, is even more beautiful than a real woman except that she is slightly burlier.

He was held by Hashirama, who was dressed in formal attire. They bowed and saluted the onlookers, and then...the two partnered up and performed a smooth pas de deux!

……

The picture is too crude and has too many flaws. I don’t know where to start complaining.

Izuna's suppressed Sharingan is about to come out. It shouldn't happen one day, right?

There will definitely not be such a day!

He looked at Madara's room again, but there was no movement at all. A man as masculine as his brother would never wear women's clothing, right?

Izuna shook her head and tried hard to get Madara dancing in women's clothing out of his mind. This scene was too weird and he had to forget it as soon as possible.

The scariest thing about people is that they can imagine things in their imaginations that the brain cannot control at all.

Izuna lay on the table with his head in his hands, muttering in a low voice: "Don't think about it, don't think about it, Uchiha Izuna, you are not allowed to think about it anymore..."

But as he spoke, the corners of his mouth curved up uncontrollably. He couldn't help it anymore and laughed out loud while lying on the table.

Even though I feel like this is wrong, why is it so funny just by imagining it?

Hmm... my brother dressed in women's clothing seems to be pretty pretty, hahaha.

Senju Hashirama's mansion.

Taohua bought a newspaper while shopping for groceries in the morning. The new issue had been sold out. The boss found a copy of the previous issue from the bottom of the box.

"Do you want it?" the boss asked her.

Taohua didn't grab the last issue of the newspaper at all, so this time it was an unexpected surprise.

"What you want is what you want," she quickly took out the money and told her boss: "Please remember to leave a copy for me when every issue of the newspaper comes. I'm very busy and I don't have time to buy it."

Momohua and Mito were more interested in suspense stories and had no interest in reading the actual news about the ninja world on the other side. After reading it, the two of them knew the answer to the previous story, and they threw the newspaper casually in the living room. On the table.

Recently, Hashirama, who has no money to go to the casino anymore, has been focusing on making furniture with wood. He plans to sell these wooden furniture and continue to go out with the money in exchange.

He spent the whole afternoon building tables, chairs and benches in the backyard. Seeing that the sky was extremely gloomy and there was a thunder in the sky, he was so tired that he returned to the living room to drink a glass of water and rest.

It was at this time that he saw the newspaper lying quietly on the corner of the table.

"What is this?"

While drinking from the teacup, he picked it up curiously and took a look at it. Hashirama flipped through it casually, and his eyes were unconsciously attracted by an illustration on the back.

The characters in the Q version were small and cute, but he knew who they were just by looking at their hairstyles. After reading the comic content, he was even more sure who these three people were. Besides, there was news content next to them.

[After entering autumn, the weather gradually cooled down. Due to their old age, the famous Konoha idlers Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara became the first people to feel the chill of autumn. They thought of taking a bath to drive it away. The two of them were so cold that they happily made an appointment to go to the artificial hot spring house in the shopping street to take a bath. However, it was a holiday. ]

An idler, or a famous idler?

Hashirama swallowed a sip of tea and couldn't help but laugh. He and Madara were indeed very relaxed now, so there was nothing wrong with this description.

[The inability to take a bath made Senju Hashirama very depressed. He squatted on the ground and drew circles, with mushrooms growing on his head. In order to prevent him from complaining all day long, Uchiha Madara pulled Senju Hashirama over as he was passing by. Senju Tobirama Ikkyu possessed, as the most intelligent person in Konoha, he just thought about it for a few minutes and came up with a perfect solution to this matter. ]

"Who wrote this? I remember there were only three of us in the back mountain that day."

Spot?

Hashirama shook his head. How could Madara be the kind of person who would do something like running a newspaper? He was the most afraid of trouble, and he never did useless work. Running a newspaper, something that intellectuals loved to do, was not Madara's style. He bet a coin. It must not be Spot.

If it wasn't Madara, there was only one other person left. Was it Tobirama who did it?

Hashirama sincerely believed that his guess was correct and praised himself as the smartest person in Konoha. Such boasting was indeed what Tobirama could do.

(Tobirama: It is a fact that I am smart, and it is a fact that you are stupid. People must know how to accept the facts.)

"Bah~" Hashirama curled his lips, "Obviously I used Wood Release and Madara used Fire Release. Everyone contributed, but in the end they only praised themselves for being smart. It's shameless, so shameless!"

He decided that the next time he saw Ou Doudou, he would teach him a lesson by pointing his finger at his forehead, and then extort some money from him on the pretext of damaging his own image.

Thinking of this, Hashirama couldn't help but laugh again.

Who is not a money addict? It is human nature to love money as much as life!