Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

In those days, Kagura almost never left the house and stayed busy in the studio. From morning to night, except for the Ninja Cat Baron who appeared every dusk, no other creature could attract her attention, including Tobirama thinks he is infinitely charming to Kagura.

Emperor Tian paid off, and Kagura's efforts were not in vain. Ninja Cat collected information about various countries and villages for her, and Kagura selected the more useful ones and was responsible for compiling and reporting them. At this time, there was no such thing as a factual newspaper in the ninja world, and each The relationship between Ninja Village and the country is relatively closed. If she wants to be the one to break down the barriers, she must first start with the flow of information.

Writing articles, illustrating pictures, typesetting, and art were all done by Kagura alone. In the initial stage, she couldn't find anyone she liked to help her, so she had to do everything herself.

She often thought that during this period, there were obviously books to read, picture books to read, novels to read, and even illustrated newspapers, so why didn't anyone run a serious newspaper focusing on information about the ninja world?

Later, she probably figured it out. Ninja world information newspapers, especially fact-based newspapers, need reporters to interview and collect information, and then summarize and filter it. Many people cannot do this alone. The reason why Kagura can do it It's just a case of being a ninja cat.

They look like ordinary cats and wander around in various villages and places. Few people care about them, and it is easier to collect information.

Some of the sacrifices are even like ordinary domestic cats, living in other people's homes, and the owners will not shy away from a cat when they talk, and they will run away from home after getting the information they want.

Not familiar with raising cats is probably the true feeling of these people.

For example, the information Doudin collected from Iwagakure was obtained by staying in an izakaya.

"The Third Tsuchikage Onoki lost a drinking contest with his best friend. In anger, the two started fighting. Lord Tsuchikage used the Dust Release Original Realm Peeling Technique. However, because he was too drunk, the technique started too slowly. So my best friend ran away two miles at a scud speed, and the last thing he lost was a table and cups and dishes.”

Although Kagura sympathized a little with the store owner, she was more interested in Onoki's best friend.

"Douding, next time you meet him, interview him and ask him how he felt at the time. It must be very exciting."

Douding: Is it true that you won’t get beaten for doing interviews?

Another example is the information Fat Orange brought back from Sunagakure.

"The wife of the Second Kazekage Samana, because she couldn't stand the way he always looked bald with pigtails, she applied secretly developed hair growth lotion on her husband's head while he was sleeping. After a while, the Kazekage-sama's head became swollen. A few sparse hairs grew out of it and swayed in the breeze, resembling a hairy melon. The Kazekage-sama was very frightened and wondered if he was suffering from something bad. At one point, he even made a will."

At that time, Kagura was holding Fat Orange and staggering around with a smile, praising it for its detailed knowledge. After taking out a pack of dried fish to reward it, Kagura said with a bad smile: "Fat Orange, I think if the will is published in our newspaper , there will definitely be more people watching.”

Fat Orange:......

Some people will push their noses and faces, and they will push themselves to the limit. They are simply shameless.

In addition, there are also some more serious news. For example, over at Kumogakure, due to the many mountains and steep terrain of Yunlei Gorge, which is always filled with clouds and fog, this year, the rice sown by the Third Raikage-sama who spent manpower, material and financial resources in the spring once again failed to harvest. The angry Raikage ran to fight the Eight-Tailed Gyuuki for three days and three nights to vent his anger.

During this battle, he accidentally injured himself, leaving a lightning-shaped mark on his chest. He actually injured himself in a fight with a beast. This made him feel that it was a lifelong shame and he was very unwilling to do so.

Another example is the Kirigakure side of the Water Country. The Baron went there personally. The information he reported back was that the Kirigakure Village has begun to strictly check people entering and leaving the village. It is difficult for merchants to do business there, and gradually it is very difficult. Don't go anymore. As for the ninjas, those outside can't get in, and those inside can't get out unless they have a mission.

"It's like an island floating in the sea, isolated from the world."

Kagura always thought that the reason why Kirigakure secluded herself from other villages was because of Madara. Madara controlled Kirigakure and was afraid of revealing his secrets and whereabouts, so he closed the village. It can be seen that this is not the case. Now, because of his arrival , the fate of many people has changed. Madara has not turned black, nor has he secretly controlled Kirigakure, but they are still following the path of the original work. The reason for this is hard to figure out.

It seems that I can't sell my Ninja World Weekly to Kirigakure. It's really hard to make money in Kirigakure Village.

Kagura compiled the information given to her by the ninja cats and compiled it into the first page of the Ninja World Weekly. She also added vivid pictures, such as Ohnoki's Dust Release on the table, and the shining light of the Shaman. A few hairs were swaying in the wind on his forehead, and Raikage's terrifying face was filled with anger...

In the first few issues, Kagura asked middlemen to give it to merchants for free. Before the market was opened, giving it away for free was basically equivalent to advertising. You had to spend the advertising money, which was heartbreaking.

"Who would spend money to read something like this? The sales of serious books are average, that's all?"

"Whatever, it's for free anyway. At worst, we can also give it to the guests for free without suffering any loss."

In this way, these newspapers were taken to various villages via caravans in disgust. No one bought them at first, so the merchants folded these newspapers and wrapped them in potatoes and sweet potatoes for the guests, trying to make them shine as much as possible.

Until one day, when they ran out of newspapers, a housewife had a look of regret on her face when she saw them wrapping sweet potatoes in other paper.

"Is there no ninja weekly report today?"

"Uh... used up."

The housewife felt it was a pity, "The last supernatural answer said that the answer would be given in the next issue. I was anxious to see the answer, but it was gone."

The number of such customers gradually increased. Every day, several people were asking about Ninja World Weekly. After a few days passed, the businessman made a decision. He planned to order newspapers in large quantities from wholesalers and then sell them at a profit. When you go out, the price is not high. Many people don't care about the money and will just buy one when buying food.

Gradually, Ninja World Weekly began to have names in various villages, and Kagura received more and more orders.

However, she knows that these are far from enough. She is waiting for the senior officials of each village to buy it and want to make a lot of money later. However, it is not very useful from the perspective of ordinary people. She needs the people behind the scenes to participate.

The Ninja World Weekly is divided into multiple sections. The Facts section reviews the interesting things that happened in the Ninja World in the past week. This section contains many embarrassing things that the senior officials of each village are embarrassed to tell outsiders. They are printed in newspapers and sold throughout the world. In the ninja world, people are so dead that they almost want to escape from the earth.

For example: On a certain day of a certain year, a consultant from the country of Takino attended a festival. Because his belly was too big, he was mistaken by a child for a pregnant woman. He also asked people around him not to touch him - "Uncle has a baby in his belly, let's be careful." point!"

There were people around who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to be too bold, so they could only suppress the sneers. The consultant burst into tears and vowed in his heart to lose weight when he got home. He must lose the fat in his belly. Of course, the octopus in his hand I bought all the small meatballs, but I still have to finish them.

In addition to the factual section, there is also a more attractive revelation section. Each issue has a short story with a suspenseful atmosphere. The story is fascinating and progressive, but if you want to see the final decryption, you have to wait until the next issue. Many people were attracted by this section and bought one copy after another, becoming loyal readers of Ninja World Weekly.

At the same time, there is also a fashion section that women like, which teaches people how to put on makeup and outfits, and predicts what kind of makeup and clothing will be popular next. Becoming beautiful and fashionable is an eternal topic for women. Many girls eagerly wait for the new trend every week. When the latest issue of the newspaper arrives, I can’t wait to know what the next trend will be.

In addition, there is also an advertising section. For example, Mr. Narita Papi’s family has a large harvest of rice this year and wants to sell it. If you buy a hundred pounds, you will get one pound for free.

Mr. Nishitani has a batch of cutting tools for sale that he is anxious to get rid of. It doesn’t cost [-] million, nor [-] million. It only costs [-] million to take them all away. If you are interested, please contact Nishitani at a certain address in a certain village in a certain country. two.

In just half a year, Ninja World Weekly became popular throughout the Ninja world. Although some people followed suit and published newspapers, it was unable to shake its position as the leader in the newspaper industry.

The people can't put it down, and the top management loves and hates it. They are very social when they see their own embarrassments, but when they see other people's embarrassments, they laugh harder than anyone else.

What's more, there is information in it that even their ANBU and spies cannot find out. This kind of information was openly published in newspapers, and it turned from a secret into something everyone knows. This feeling is very strange. Worried about their own family secrets being discovered, but also unable to resist wanting to know the secrets of other people's families, the senior management felt that they were about to suffer from split personality due to this newspaper.

While talking about what kind of mess this is, he ordered his followers to grab it as soon as the new issue was released.

Hurry and go, if you go late it will be sold out!