Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

Ever since Akimichi Tofaze saw Kagura's cooking skills that day, this guy has been hanging out in Kagura's shop from time to time during meals. Sometimes he eats dumplings, sometimes he eats rice bowls, sometimes he eats braised pork ribs. Shrimp in tomato sauce, not to mention soup dumplings with shaomai and crispy pancakes, directly refreshed his understanding of food.

Precisely because he could get some delicious food every time, in his mind, Kagura was the God of Cooking who came to the world. With the hard publicity of Akimichi Tōfū, a guy who seemed to have a trumpet turned into a spirit, Kagura was the God of Cooking. His name has spread in Konoha.

Almost everyone in the village knows that Kagura, the proprietress who asks fortune-telling, is a good girl with good looks and intelligence. Not only does her business do well, but her cooking skills are also very good. The best eater in the village - Akimichi Tifeng, has personally certified Pass.

However, Kagura herself didn't know it until one summer afternoon, Senju Tobirama appeared in the store holding the toddler Tsunade.

After Tobirama came in and hesitated for a long time, he pushed Tsunade forward and said in a stiff tone: "There is no one at home. Let me watch this child. She is hungry and wants to eat. You, a master of cooking, can get her some." Have enough food."

At this time, Kagura heard about his reputation as the God of Cooking for the first time, and quickly figured out the reason.

"I'll do whatever you ask me to do. The acting village chief is amazing." Kagura was not angry and picked up little Tsunade. The child, who was over one year old, had six teeth and poked her soft The cheeks will open and smile at you. Human cubs are really cute.

"Mom, mom~" Little Tsunade opened her chubby little paws and rubbed Kagura hard.

Kagura is so embarrassing.

"Little guy, I'm not your mother, don't ruin my reputation!" Kagura said with a smile as she pinched Tsunade's cheek.

"Hmph," Tobirama was obviously laughing at her, and he spoke in a strange and sinister tone, "When it comes to destroying people's reputation, how can she compare to some people."

It was obvious who this certain person was referring to, and Kagura couldn't help but raise her eyebrows when she heard this. She couldn't get angry in front of such a little kid, it would scare her, so I can't bear it.

"Mom, mom!" Tsunade was still shouting. It seemed that she was really hungry, and she kept pushing into Kagura's arms like a little lamb.

"I said..." Kagura blushed, she knew what Tsunade was doing.

Looking at the blushing woman, Tobirama felt that the great revenge had been avenged, but he couldn't let her continue to be embarrassed. After all, she was not married yet, and she was still a young girl. If she went too far, he was afraid that his grandfather and grandson would suffer. beat.

"Well... Xiaozun, she can only call her mom. She calls everyone mom, and she doesn't know any other words."

"..."

"She's really hungry. Don't you... help her make something to eat?" As he spoke, Tobirama turned to look at the wall, leaving only a side profile for Kagura, who looked a little unhappy. Naturally, he said: "Dumplings, crispy cakes, siu mai, etc. are all okay, right?"

"Isn't it not good for such a small child to eat that?" Kagura looked a little melancholy as she stared at little Tsunade's little face that looked like glutinous rice dumplings. She had never learned how to raise a baby. What could such a big child eat or not? , she doesn’t know either, but to be on the safe side, it’s always right to eat steamed egg custard.

I can’t count how many times, after hearing that my relatives’ children don’t eat this or that, my mother would complain to Kagura, “I think today’s children are used to eating too much delicious food. When you were a child, There are not so many fresh things, so I just eat eggs to survive, egg custard, how delicious!”

Well, it’s enough to show that egg custard is the safest.

Crack two eggs into a bowl and beat them up, add a few spoons of water, a pinch of salt and a pinch of sesame oil, and then steam them over water. This is the fastest, and you can eat it in ten minutes.

Tobirama crossed his arms and turned around in front of the stove. After confirming that there was really only a bowl of steamed eggs in the steamer, his face completely fell, feeling a little annoyed and a little aggrieved.

"Why are you swinging there like a pendulum?" Kagura looked so dizzy, she couldn't bear to scold him.

"Only for Xiaozuna, what about me?"

"You?" Kagura looked confused, "You are such a big man and you still want to eat steamed egg custard?"

duang~

Tobirama was petrified on the spot. He really wanted to pry open this woman's head to see what structure was inside. Sometimes she was very smart, and sometimes she was like a piece of wood. He couldn't see other people's thoughts at all and didn't know what to do. Call me smart or stupid.

You must be an idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot!

"Can't I have something else to eat? You have to eat. I'll eat whatever you eat. I won't be picky."

I understand, I just came here to eat. Kagura squinted his eyes and looked at Tobirama. He was a little confused and couldn't help but asked: "Are all the senior officials in your village so depressed now? They can't even eat enough. They spend all day Just come to my place to eat and drink, that's all your apprentice does, but why are you doing this now, Tobirama-sama, is the village's finances so tight now?"

Tobirama stared at Kagura. This woman was serious, especially the last sentence. She was looking at him with concern.

"This, this..."

"Qiudao Qifeng told me that no one in his family is at home due to work. He goes home every day, not to mention food, and can't even drink water. You say how pitiful it is, so I asked him to come to me when he has no food to eat. Here's some food. Some time ago, Jing said that their family had a lot of foreign debt for house repairs, and they could only eat rice when they got home. I felt very pitiful, so I asked him and Qifeng to come to eat together. Later, they brought another Hiruzen , Hiruzen said that his mother was in my detonating talisman factory, and there was no one at home to cook, and he was not good at it, so he just came here. Just last week, how many people came that day? Hiruzen, Koharu, Menhiko..." He held little Tsunade in one hand and counted the guys who came that day with the other.

At this time, Tobirama's face was so gloomy that it seemed like he could drip water.

These bastards, carrying him on their backs, come here every day to eat and drink, it's just... it's just...!

"Well, now we add you, and..." Kagura grinned in pain, lowered her head and took her hair out of Tsunade's hand, pretending to be angry and said: "And you little guy!" He stretched out his hand. He tapped the tip of Tsunade's round little nose.

"Then they can all eat here, why can't I? I'm all alone, and I have no food or water to drink when I get home. Recently, I often suffer from stomachaches due to irregular eating habits. I This person doesn't like to be miserable, but it doesn't mean that I'm not miserable. How can those bastards compare to me?"

What are you doing if you don't do it miserably?

Kagura rolled her eyes, Tobirama's childish behavior seemed a bit ridiculous to her.

With one hand supporting her back and the other holding her butt, Kagura stuffed Tsunade back into Tobirama's arms and turned around to walk out.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"..." Kagura ignored him.

"Hey, where are you going?"

Kagura held it in for a long time and couldn't bear it anymore. She walked out without looking back and shouted: "Go buy groceries!"

This time, Tobirama was finally happy. He was not very frank. Even though he was happy in his heart, there was no big reaction on his face. He was still neither happy nor smiling, but the dark clouds had already dispersed, and he could not help but smile. It's tilted up.

Tobirama's tone was brisk as he poked Tsunade's little face like a shelled egg.

He said: "Xiao Gang, we won!"

The alarm clock next to the stove rang. When the 15 minutes were up, a bowl of fragrant and tender steamed egg custard was ready. Tobirama sat Tsunade on the small bench and walked over to open the lid of the pot. Suddenly, the steamed egg custard was ready. The aroma and steam hit your face.

This fragrance makes the mouth water and the stomach is noisy. Well, I am so hungry.

In order to come to Kagura for a meal, he didn't eat anything for a whole day. Is it easy?

"Mom, hungry, mom~"

Tobirama finally got the steamed custard out of the pot, and his hands were burned. He touched his earlobes to cool down his fingers. His eyes when he looked at Tsunade were a little softer, but his tone was still cold as usual.

"Xiao Gang, call me uncle!"

Tsunade: "Mom, mom~"

Tobirama: (ノへ￣、)

Senju Hashirama's home.

At the dinner table, Ganlu looked at Mito with a puzzled look on her face and asked, "Mother, where did uncle take Xiaozuna?"

Mito was also puzzled and shook his head: "Who knows, I told him that dinner was about to start, but he insisted on leaving and couldn't stay. He always likes grilled fish, but he doesn't want to eat it today. It's really strange."

"I wonder if uncle will think of getting Xiaozang something to eat..."

Mito was silent. Can that steely man take care of a child? Probably, he is much better than Hashirama. Thinking of his husband who has not been back to the village for two months, Mito suddenly lost his mood to eat.

Seeing the chopsticks break in her hand, Ganlu was so frightened that she turned into an emoticon.

"Mother...(⊙﹏⊙)!"

Mito sneered: "No, it's okay, continue eating."

"Hi~"