Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

In the next period of time, Orochimaru tried one method after another, but always failed, which made him reflect.

Attacking the village chief's wife in broad daylight is obviously something that a person with low intelligence can do. Orochimaru carefully recalled the things Jiraiya did. Each time, it was in the dark night and the wind was high, and he couldn't see his fingers. It's easy to get started and it's not easy for someone to see through their identity.

Orochimaru decided to do it at night next time. He waited and waited. Kagura rarely went out at night. Just when he was so bored waiting that the grass grew above his head, he waited from early spring to early summer, and finally waited for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. .

Kagura went to the hot spring bath alone. There was neither Joruri nor Tobirama around, so she was alone.

We must get her blood this time!

Orochimaru covered his face with a black hood and waited for Kagura on his way home with a short knife in his hand.

Kagura came out of the soup house with a relaxed look. She was wearing a lavender yukata and humming a song as she walked slowly home. There was a small cloth bag hooked on the index finger of her right hand. This cloth bag was a sachet given by the proprietress of the soup house. It's something every female guest has.

There were mugwort and some medicinal flowers in the sachet, which was said to be good for sleeping. Kagura took a slight sniff and found that the smell was rich. The smell was a bit too strong for her, but the soup house proprietress said that the ingredients inside had not been specially processed. The flavor will fade quickly with processing.

Kagura just walked on a road with few people, holding her sachet in hand. It was around nine o'clock in the evening, and there were fewer people on the street, making it seem a bit empty.

It was at this moment that Orochimaru suddenly jumped down from the tree.

Being robbed on the street at night was a terrifying thing, but when the other person said the words "don't move", Kagura was no longer afraid in an instant.

This hoarse, cold and childish voice... She had heard it too many times during this period.

Kagura originally put on a useless defensive posture, but she immediately returned to her original posture after hearing this voice.

Orochimaru couldn't understand her. Wouldn't he be afraid of being robbed so late at night?

Kagura looked puzzled at Orochimaru, who was a few meters away from the opposite side. He was holding a short knife that was not very sharp at first glance. This knife should not be able to cut through human skin, but it could be seen that it was used very little and the blade was blunt.

"Hey, Orochimaru, are you playing the role of a robber here without sleeping at night?"

This was seen through?

Orochimaru quickly denied, "I'm not Orochimaru, you got the wrong person!"

is it?

Kagura looked at him up and down, approaching step by step without any sense of danger.

The sachet was still dangling in Kagura's hand, and the strong aroma penetrated into Orochimaru's nostrils through the thin headgear. He was very sensitive to smells, and with such a strong aroma lingering in his nasal cavity, Orochimaru couldn't hold back. One sneeze, another sneeze, and then one sneeze after another without stopping.

Kagura was stunned, Orochimaru panicked, he backed up and stared at Kagura, "What is that!"

Kagura: "Sachet, Orochimaru, are you afraid of this?"

"Ah, I'm not afraid, no, I told you I'm not Orochimaru!"

Kagura rolled her eyes and pointed at Orochimaru's clothes, "Your head is covered, so at least you should change your clothes. This is the minimum respect for playing a robber!"

At least put on some night clothes before going out.

Orochimaru:! ! !

He wanted to get closer but couldn't stop sneezing, he wanted to take action but his identity was discovered, Orochimaru had never been so embarrassed in his life.

He was hesitating whether to go his own way and give Kagura an injection to draw some blood, or whether to refuse to admit his identity and run away.

Just as heaven and man were fighting in his mind, Kagura laughed at the side, as if he had heard a very funny joke, and he almost couldn't stand upright with laughter.

"Sorry, sorry, it's the first time I've seen such a robber, I feel a bit funny, hahaha~"

Orochimaru stared at her like she was a weirdo. He didn't understand that such a woman had no femininity at all. What did the Second Hokage like about her?

The second generation Hokage is indeed a weirdo.

"Orochimaru, are you pretending to be a robber because you lost in Truth or Dare with someone else?"

What is that? I have never heard of it.

"It's my fault. Ordinary villagers might be scared by you if they pass by. Let's try something else in the future. Children nowadays are really big on it."

"..."

"Hurry up and go home and sleep. If you're not tired, I'm still. Let's take a step forward..." Kagura just walked past Orochimaru calmly, and walked over...

It wasn't until she was far away that she could no longer smell the aroma of herbs in the air, and finally stopped sneezing.

Under the hood, his mouth pouted in dissatisfaction. Orochimaru looked down at his clothes. He was wearing a white robe. The pattern on the neckline was magatama arranged in an orderly manner. Damn it, he still had too little experience, so it was easy to wear it out.

Orochimaru complained to Jiraiya in his heart. He later realized that he was the fool. Jiraiya had used so many methods to trick Tsunade, but when had he succeeded? He knew it. Even though he knew the result, he still used his method. If he wanted to succeed, he could only rely on the blessing of the gods, and now, the gods were most likely dozing off.

Kagura, everyone in the village knew that her ninjutsu was very average, but even such an average person could not win it. Orochimaru looked at the sky speechlessly, feeling that he had not practiced enough.

He stood in the middle of the road, with a black hood on his head and a dull knife shining with cold light in his hand.

"who is this?"

A man's voice came from behind, and Orochimaru instinctively turned around to look.

After seeing his attire clearly, the man instantly screamed - "Hit, beat, beat, beat - robbery!"

Orochimaru:? ? ?

"Someone robbed!"

The man's voice was loud. When he shouted, he would probably attract the security personnel patrolling the village.

"Bang!" Orochimaru silently used the teleportation technique to disappear in front of the man. The action failed, and he could only go home and sleep.

The security personnel patrolling nearby heard the shouting and hurried over. There was only one man who was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground. They didn't see any sign of the robbers. They looked around with confusion on their faces.

"Where are the robbers?"

"Run, run, run!"

One of the security personnel frowned and said, "It smells so strong of alcohol. Hey, how much did you drink?"

Man: "Four bottles of sake."

Security Department Member A: "You drank so much, you must be drunk."

Man: "I'm not drunk. There are really robbers. They have black hoods on their heads, and their eyes are exposed and shining with yellow light."

Security Department Member B: "Then why did he rob you?"

Man: “Uh, nothing.”

The two looked at him doubtfully, "..."

The man continued: "If I hadn't shouted in time, I might have been robbed of something, such as wealth, sex..."

Robbery?

He just doesn't look like a rich man.

As for the robbery...

"Hahahaha," the two of them couldn't help it anymore, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have laughed, but...were you too drunk to see the shadows of trees as people?"

When they said this, the man suddenly began to become suspicious. The robber didn't even say a word to him, neither talking about robbing money nor robbing sex.

Could it be that the tree shadows were really seen as human figures?

He was a little over two feet tall and the monk was scratching his head.

Orochimaru rushed home. He decided that he would never use Jiraiya's method again. Jiraiya was a fool who had an idea in his head but could not realize it at all. He was a complete dreamer.

At Jiraiya's house, his brother came back from closing the shop. This was the only meal the two brothers had together during the day. He made boiled fish, miso soup, and some cabbage salad. It was a very simple dinner.

"I'm going to start!" Jiraiya's stomach was already growling at the delicious food.

As soon as I put my hands together, my nose felt itchy, as if there were small bugs crawling in my nostrils.

"Ahh~"

Erlei also handed Jiraiya the miso soup that had just been taken out of the soup pot, and said casually: "The weather has been alternating between hot and cold recently, don't you have a cold?"

Jiraiya frowned, "Only fools get sick. How can I catch a cold if I'm so smart? Someone must be talking bad about me, it must be!"

Erleiye:-_-||

On the way home, a smile appeared on Kagura's lips again, and she was thinking that this was already the Nth time.

As expected, Orochimaru will still follow the old path of the original work, trying his best to get interested people. The reason why he failed is because he was not strong enough when he was a boy. He could not absolutely suppress it with force, and he had not learned how to escape with his mouth. Moreover, Kagura is not a child whose views have not yet been formed, so it is not easy to fool him.

I don't know if it's a good or bad thing for him who is so dedicated to scientific research to be placed in front of Tobirama.

From then on, Orochimaru finally became honest and did not appear in front of Kagura for a long time, to the point where he would take a detour whenever he saw her.

But being honest for a moment does not mean being honest forever. Kagura knew that Orochimaru was the kind of person who did big things in silence, so she had to be more careful with him, lest she accidentally wake up one day and become a strange monster in his stronghold. Of course, , even if such a thing happens, it should be many years later.