Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

For lunch, they simply had some oyakodon rice bowl and red bean soup. Since Kagura and Tobirama would not buy randomly according to Joruri's ideas, she was very dissatisfied and decided not to travel with her parents in the afternoon, but to go with them. Let’s go shopping together with Quan Na.

Tobirama was too lazy to care about her. Along with Izuna, it was never Joruri who suffered the loss. Let him serve as a purse and a coolie for his daughter. Who told him not to see the child coming all the way here to cause trouble for him? .

After coming out of the restaurant, the four of them walked together for a while. When passing by the teahouse, the sharp-eyed Joruri suddenly pointed at the open window on the second floor of the teahouse and shouted.

"It's uncle and Madara-sama!"

Hearing this, the three adults all looked in the direction of Joruri's finger. Sure enough, they saw Hashirama and Madara on the second floor of the tea house. They didn't know what the two people were talking about, but Madara looked furious. , as if he had suffered the loss of being mute but couldn't do anything about Hashirama. As for Hashirama, he laughed loudly, so happily that he looked careless.

Izuna sighed slightly. I am afraid that Hashirama is the only one in the world who can make his brother have such ups and downs of emotions. Along with Hashirama, his brother is obviously the one who cannot take advantage, but he just doesn't have a long memory. As long as Hashirama coaxes him a few words, he will forget all about those oaths he made fiercely, and turn around and follow him everywhere.

I really don't know whether he is smart or stupid.

On the second floor of the tea house, Ban was gnashing his teeth angrily. He really wanted to drag this scoundrel out and have a fight.

"What breed are you? A dog is so authentic!"

Hashirama wasn't angry either. He quickly poured Madara another cup of tea and apologized playfully, "I was wrong this time. I will definitely not use your identity to do bad things next time."

"Hmph!" Madara decided not to believe a word of Hashirama's words.

"Speaking of which, I just saw that she was pretty and thought she might be your type, so I wanted to create an opportunity for you, but I didn't expect..."

On the way to the teahouse, Hashirama saw a very beautiful woman. He intuitively felt that she would be the type that Madara would like. After all, Madara’s appearance was very outstanding. He had been single for so many years with his outstanding appearance, so he must be inaccessible to ordinary women. His eyes finally met someone with a very outstanding appearance, and Hashirama couldn't hold back his desire to hold the red string.

Who would have thought that as soon as he walked up to someone and wanted to strike up a conversation for Madara, he was bumped in the waist by a little kid who came out of nowhere. He lost his balance and pushed the beautiful woman in front of him far away with one hand.

The woman fell to the ground in embarrassment, raised her head and glared at them. At this time, in line with the principle that bad fate is also fate, Hashirama pointed his finger at Madara irresponsibly.

"It was him, he was the one who pushed you."

When the originally furious woman saw Madara's face clearly, her expression instantly became sluggish. She had never seen such a good-looking man in her whole life. Her anger turned into fear, and those who wanted to greet the eighteenth generation of the other party's ancestors were stopped. Swallowed back into the stomach.

The woman refused to leave. Her eyes were fixed on Madara's face, making him feel uncomfortable all over. But Hashirama was still snickering next to him. He was so embarrassed and annoyed that he had to hold back and not get angry.

In the end, the woman smiled mercilessly, and Madara could only tell himself silently in his heart that this life will soon pass, and he must not come to Yu Country in the next life. The most important thing is to stay away from Hashirama and not to let him trick him again. Chance.

"Are you treating people like fish?"

Hashirama drank tea with a smile and expressed his disapproval of Madara's words, "I don't know if she is a fish, but you must be. You are not only a difficult fish to catch, but also a stubborn donkey. You deserve to live. To this day I am still alone.”

"..."

The hands on the table clenched uncontrollably.

Hashirama, this guy, actually said that he is a stubborn donkey. The donkey is not at all in line with his temperament, right?

"Can't you understand her obvious signal? If it were me, I would go up and ask her her name and where she is from, and then develop her relationship. If she likes her, it's better. If she doesn't, I won't suffer."

"..."

"Oh, Anijia is so good at chasing women, does she know, sister-in-law?"

Hashirama smiled and smiled, but gradually he couldn't laugh anymore. He turned around mechanically and saw four people, big and small, staring at him with wonderful expressions.

Even if Tobirama, the leader, was wearing a soft dark gray kimono, he couldn't make him look docile. He folded his hands in front of his chest and looked down at Hashirama, his eyebrows furrowed with deep questioning.

"Ah hahaha, this world is so small, haha, haha..." Hashirama scratched his head with some embarrassment on his face.

Izuna couldn't bear to look at Madara. Madara turned red like a child who had been caught doing something bad, and soon returned to normal. He simply closed his eyes and didn't look at Izuna.

"Nissan is really not frank. If you want to come to the hot springs, just come with us. When I asked you, you couldn't tell me that you would come, and then you secretly came here by yourself just one day later..."

"It was Hashirama who cried and begged me. I, I had no choice but to agree to come with him. In fact, I didn't really want to come."

This was so false that even Joruri could hear it.

Hashirama felt aggrieved, "Why am I crying to beg you? I just made a suggestion, and you agreed immediately, okay?"

When it comes to tearing things apart, Hashirama is a professional.

There were so many mistakes, so Madara decided not to speak anymore. He turned his face to the window. In the eyes of others, this was the arrogance after the lie was exposed.

"Has the ninja cat seen you?" Tobirama asked Hashirama coldly.

Hashirama laughed and laughed, "I've seen you..."

"Then I conveyed everything I said to you word for word, right?"

"Um……"

Taking a deep breath and trying to calm down his angry heart, he warned himself that the person sitting in front of him was his biological brother from the same mother. He must be restrained. He must be restrained, Senju Tobirama!

"Well...it was just because I heard the Ninja said that you were in the Country of Yu that I suddenly wanted to soak in a hot spring. You can't blame me for this. I have become very afraid of the cold as I get older."

Getting older... Tobirama has been particularly sensitive to these words recently.

Anger surged upwards. He knew that he was not in the village and asked him to handle government affairs. He turned his words into deaf ears and secretly called his accomplices to come out.

Phew—restraint, restraint, he is the first Hokage after all.

Forget it, I can't control it anymore, bullshit restraint, get out of here!

"Anija!"

Tobirama yelled, and Hashirama immediately fell to his knees. He knew that he was in the wrong. Tobirama asked the Ninja Neko to send him a message, saying that Kagura sprained his foot and that he planned to stay at a hot spring hotel in Yuno Kuni for two more nights. Ask him to help with urgent matters.

However, when I hear the word "hot spring", my mind is full of the comfort of the warm pool water that cleanses the body and mind. It's like a person who has been hungry for a long time and suddenly hears that there is food to eat somewhere. Once the thought is moved, he can't stop. Come down.

The idea of ​​bathing in hot springs has been firmly entrenched in Hashirama's mind. He originally wanted to take Mito with him, but three-year-old Nasuki got sick. Mito wanted to help Ganlu take care of the sick child, so he asked Madara to accompany him.

After feeling a little regretful, Hashirama happily went to the Sarutobi family mansion and handed Tobirama's entrustment to Hiruzen.

Hiruzen was horrified and felt it was not appropriate, but Hashirama patted his shoulder with a smile and said, "Just think of it as training. Making decisions independently is the best way to train a person. If you are really unsure, you can find a companion. discuss."

"Monkeys act steadily, don't worry."

Kagura cursed behind Tobirama. Hiruzen was indeed prudent in his work, but sometimes he was too prudent and too gentle, which allowed Danzo to make trouble behind his back. I really don’t know if his gentleness is a good thing or not. good.

Tobirama stared at Hashirama for three minutes, but the elder brother just smiled in a good-natured way. Tobirama felt helpless from the bottom of his heart as he watched. Hashirama is such a person. , is overly optimistic, firmly believes that his subordinates are reliable, and is willing to delegate power to his subordinates for training.

To say that he was just having fun would be to underestimate him.

"Oh -" he sighed, and Tobirama sat down on the empty seat next to Hashirama. Hashirama quickly poured a cup of tea and pushed it over to apologize to his brother.

"Drink, drink, drink while it's hot. You can't be angry anymore after drinking tea." Hashirama stroked the fox-fur scarf to smooth Tobirama's fur, "It's easy to get old when you're angry..."

Tobirama, who was allergic to the old word, felt the veins on his forehead twitching. The hand holding the tea cup almost crushed the cup on the spot because he couldn't control the strength.

"It's a good time, so I'll leave these two to you." After saying that, Tobirama took a sip of tea and raised his eyelids to look at Izuna and Joruri.

Izuna was still wearing a mask and carrying a bag, and looked at Tobirama in disbelief, "I'm not a child, what's the point of pushing me to them?"

If you push it to them, how can it cause trouble for you and your wife?

Joruri also echoed, "That's right, if we work with uncle, he will empty out the wallets of uncle and Madara. What will I do then?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole place was silent.

Madara and Izuna looked at the faces of the Senju family together, feeling particularly speechless.

In other words, regardless of whether they are big or small, the Senju family regards the two brothers as mobile cash machines, as big bastards who just silently follow behind and take out money?

Kagura covered Joruri's mouth and smiled awkwardly.

"Hehe, hehe, children are not sensible, they just like to tell the truth."

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Quan Na: "...?"