Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

Compared to Orochimaru, Tsunade and Jiraiya have less ambition and firm belief.

Tsunade dreams about being at the gambling table. In her words, she likes excitement. No one knows the winner or lose until the last moment. In just a few minutes, this process is both short and long, and full of uncertainty. Just think about it. excited.

Unlike Hashirama who questioned his luck in gambling and refused to admit defeat, Tsunade at this age simply found it interesting, which is why after losing money, Hashirama beat his chest and sighed, but Tsunade didn't care and would continue next time.

"When I become Hokage one day, I will turn the shopping street in the center of the village into a gaming street and vigorously develop the gaming industry. All the money in the ninja world will flow to Konoha. I will sit in the pile of money and follow them Bet, if you lose, just grab a handful and throw them to them, hahahahaha, just thinking about it makes me happy."

This was the first time that Jiraiya heard Tsunade say that she wanted to be Hokage. He stared at Tsunade who was standing on the shadow rock and dreaming happily with wide round eyes, and asked her: "Do you really want to be Hokage?" "

Tsunade closed her eyes and nodded proudly, stamped her feet, and said, "My beautiful head is engraved here, watching the game arcade day and night."

"Hey," Jiraiya suddenly laughed, "I am also...a man who wants to be Hokage."

Orochimaru smiled rarely and added: "Jiraiya, did you miss two words?"

Jiraiya's face turned red and he glared at Orochimaru, "You're the only one who talks too much!"

Excuse me from picking up girls.

Tsunade lowered her face, glanced at him with disgust, and said quietly: "Jiraiya, when I think that my competitor is a pervert like you, I feel that this Hokage is inappropriate."

"Nani, what right do you, a gambler, have to dislike me, a pervert?"

Tsunade was at a loss for words, a gambler, a pervert, no one was really any better than the other.

Suddenly, I fell into deep thought.

"But," Orochimaru reminded them, "Whether he is a gambler or a pervert, it seems that he is not suitable to be Hokage. Let's not talk about anything else. He will not be able to pass the Jonin vote alone."

After waking up the dreamer, Tsunade and Jiraiya sighed together. Whether he becomes the Hokage or the man who becomes the Hokage, that will happen many years later. Looking at it now, it is most reliable to follow the Jonin on the mission. of.

So, Tsunade went out on a mission with the intention of earning gambling money, Jiraiya went on the mission with the intention of visiting beautiful girls in various places, and Orochimaru set out on the mission with the intention of making money to buy experimental equipment. The three of them each had their own agenda. , different paths lead to the same goal, starting a new generation of scroll kings.

Ninjas go about doing tasks with various purposes. People like Kagura who only think about how to mess up every day can't understand it at all. She feels like a detached master from the outside world. A guest in the mortal world who has realized Taoism, but she, an outsider, does not have to do anything. Even though she has traveled through the past for 11 years, she is still Chinese at heart and has many habits engraved in the bones of Chinese people, such as Teach children to memorize poetry.

She couldn't go out to duck, pick flowers to give to cute boys, or run around at home. She could only sit obediently in front of her mother, her mouth pouted high, and she was filled with 1 dissatisfactions.

As a young girl, she didn't understand. It was obvious that the little duck was croaking in the yard and calling her to go out to play. It was obvious that she saw three roses blooming again in the morning and she hadn't picked them yet. It was obvious that Jiraiya's brother had promised to come and take her to the river to catch them at noon. The little fish that was fed to Fat Orange didn't do so many fun things, so why did he sit obediently in the living room and stare at his mother?

Kagura earnestly told her that she should learn to memorize ancient poems and be a learned person. When she couldn't face the beautiful scenery, others said, "The setting sun and the solitary swans fly together, and the autumn water is the same color as the sky." But she could only say one sentence "Shit" travels the world.

"You were born to me, and you have to recite the poems I memorized when I was a child."

The "suffering" I have suffered must also be suffered by you, otherwise where would the fun of having children be?

What can a three-year-old child understand? He only feels that the words coming from his mother's mouth are very brief, but he cannot understand them at all.

Kagura still remembers watching the videos of parents posting on the Internet about their breakdowns while accompanying their children to do homework. At that time, she was single and smiled so hard at the phone screen that she almost lost her breath. For a moment, she didn’t know whether to feel sorry for being scolded. The child is still an angry parent.

Now, she frowned and looked at Jing Liuli, who was sitting on the ground crying with snot bubbles coming out of his nose, and felt that she should feel more sorry for herself. She had memorized a Tang poem for two hours, but she couldn't remember a single sentence. No matter how many times she repeated it, she just couldn't get it out of her head. In the end, Joruri was defeated amidst her miserable cries.

"I don't want to carry it anymore. I don't want to carry it anymore. It's too heavy and I can't carry it!"

Joruri was still crying, and Kagura didn't know how to explain to her that memorizing ancient poems was not the same as memorizing things.

This back...

She bit her lower lip to stop her desire to express herself, and she thought for a long time while looking at the little thing rolling on the ground.

Forget it, this is the world of ninjas anyway, and with a father who is a ninja, there is a high probability that this child will also be a ninja in the future. If he can't recite ancient poems, it doesn't seem to have any impact.

big deal...

Others say that the road to Shu is difficult, and it is difficult to reach the sky.

She said, this road is really difficult.

Others say that the water in Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, and it is not as deep as Wang Lun's love for me.

She said, there are thousands of friends in the world, but we are the only ones who have a bond.

Others say that when flowers bloom on the road, they can return home slowly.

She said, I miss you, please come back soon.

Others say that the yellow sand will wear golden armor in a hundred battles, and Loulan will never be returned until it is broken.

She said, I will not return to Konoha until you are wiped out.

You see, even though it has no artistic quality, it can be basically expressed accurately.

Not being able to memorize ancient poems will not affect the accuracy of throwing the shuriken. Not being able to memorize ancient poems will not affect your seal formation speed.

The most important thing in life is to be open-minded. After such a brainstorm, Kagura suddenly realized that as long as she accepted the salted fish, she would be invincible.

Pointing at the tip of Joruri's nose, Kagura began to show off.

"The genes are given to you, but it's you who grew crookedly. It's not my fault. Do you understand?"

"clear."

Get it!

As a result, there was no more hysteria and fuming, no more heartbreaking tears and doubts about the difficulty of life.

Joruri could play whatever he wanted at home, while Kagura lay on the tatami flipping through some poor imitations of his own drawing books collected from bookstores. Although the plot and style of painting were not as good as those of his own, But I haven’t released a new work for several years, so it’s not impossible to be a cheap meal replacement.

A world without chicken babies is a peaceful place where mothers are kind and daughters are filial.

Only when Tobirama got off work and heard that the entrance door was about to be opened, Kagura rushed to her daughter like a wind, pretending to be a good mother who was serious about playing with her.

Holding a toy kunai in his hand, he pretended, "Come on, let's recognize it with mom. This is a kunai. It's used for fighting. Well... it's equivalent to the dagger in mom's hometown."

Jing Liuli opened her big eyes and looked confused: What is a kunai, and what is a dagger?

Tobirama was satisfied with this, his wife was finally starting to feel like a mother.

Kagura was very depressed. She thought of when she was a child and was caught by her parents watching TV secretly at home. When she heard footsteps and the sound of taking out keys, she was so frightened that she quickly turned off the TV and pretended to be doing her homework. Now that she has grown up, Even though he could be the one who scares the children, he would still be frightened by the footsteps.

In other words, are all the same people afraid of footsteps?

How miserable.

Fortunately, my daughter is still young and doesn't know how to expose her.

Otherwise, wouldn’t it be very shameful?