In those years, the cultivators we cut together

"Ah! My legs!"

"Ahhh, my eyes!"

"Ahhhhh, my ass can't close!"

"Ah, my egg, my egg is scattered!"

Inside the inn, several police officers fell to the ground in all directions, weeping one by one, clutching various parts and screaming heart-piercingly.

While peeling the hot roasted sweet potatoes, Lin Xiaolu said to Shangguan Hami Melon through the screams of the policemen:

"Shangguan, you should go to the yamen and settle the matter thoroughly, saving them from scoring twice."

When Shangguan Cantaloupe heard it, he thought it made sense, but he still said with an awesome face:

"Hey, can you stop directing me like this, making you look like my boss."

After finishing speaking, she turned her head to look at the fat catcher who was clutching his crotch and screaming, and said impatiently:

"Take me to your yamen! Pick up the balls, pick up the balls!"

Soon, the stalwart leader of the Demonic Dao used means to get rid of the gang of arresters, leaving only Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Shiliu in the huge inn.

Shangguan Pomegranate has already finished eating the Tangsu, and is drinking red dates and sweet tea, Lin Xiaolu looks a little uncomfortable:

"I just ate sweets, why are you drinking sweet tea again, aren't you tired?"

"Not greasy." Shangguan Pomegranate replied, and then teased with a smile:

"Talk about me. You used to like eating sweets. You never left your mouth with soy milk every day. You also liked to eat candied haws and braised pork. You never listened to Ah Ning asking you to eat something light or drink some water."

"People will change." Lin Xiaolu smiled in an old man's tone: "I am now the same as my master back then, never leaving the wine pot."

"Huh~" Shangguan Pomegranate covered his mouth and laughed straight: "Senior Li looked like a middle-aged person at that time, but you look like a teenager now, and you just drink around with a flagon all day long, which is not natural at all. Nice outfit."

After hearing this, Lin Xiaolu couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, what can he do at such a young age.

That afternoon, the tough Shangguan Hamigua went to the small town yamen to show off his holiness, and didn't come back until it was almost dark. Lin Xiaolu and Shangguan Pomegranate didn't know what happened, but she said that the yamen officials kept treating her like a fairy. Come to worship, I am quite happy to give her a whole lot, and this matter is over like this.

The nights in rural towns are relatively quiet, perhaps because there are not many recreational activities here, so the people who work and rest at sunrise will start to rest early.

The same is true for Lin Xiaolu and others. After eating, he went back to his room to practice early. Shangguan Hamigua was more diligent than him, so he took the lead to go upstairs after glancing at him. .

Compared with the two of them, Shangguan Pomegranate's painting style is completely different. After she was full, she took out a printed street novel from the storage ring, and took out large and small bags of dried fruit snacks, and went upstairs happily.

This made Lin Xiaolu feel a little envious. He had discovered before that Hua Die lived a smarter life than himself every day. He just ate, drank, played, and played. Lin Xiaolu reckoned that her skin is so good. In addition to the rules, it is probably also related to her mentality.

Hey~ I can't compare.

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second day, morning

"Apple, take a look, the fresh apples are big and sweet~"

"Candied haws~a string of two pennies~"

"Selling pesticides~ fresh pesticides~ no money after drinking them~"

"Sell chickens, take them home for a month and guarantee to have eggs every day~ All roosters and no hens~ Oh no, all hens and no roosters~"

Early in the morning, in the bustling bazaar, Lin Xiaolu stood at a wine stall, looking curiously at the wine jars on the shelves.

"Guest officer, what would you like to drink?" the wine stall owner asked, rubbing his hands.

"You have quite a lot of wine, can I have a taste?"

"Oh, what you said, I must let you taste it. To tell you the truth, guest officer, although my wine is a village wine, it is more mellow than old wine, and the price is affordable. It is not deceitful for young people. In our Wuxia There are famous books in the town."

Hearing this, Lin Xiaolu smiled, picked up the wooden spoon handed over by the store, scooped a little from the wine jar on the left, and put it in his mouth.

"How about it, guest officer? Is the taste okay?"

"Not bad, your wine is really powerful."

"Haha, the guest officer is really a person who understands wine, come to the guest officer, and try this jade ice burn."

On the village road with people coming and going, Lin Xiaolu turned his back to the passers-by, stood in front of the wine stand and poured all the wine jars one by one, not a single one of the clear wine, yellow wine, rice wine, and rice wine was full.

Finally, after tasting the last spoonful of wine, the shopkeeper of the wine stall greeted him with a smile, "How about it, sir? Are you satisfied?"

"Satisfactory, your wine is really good."

"The guest officer is satisfied with the drink. Which kind of wine do you want to drink? The prices are similar. Yubingyaki is a little more expensive, but it is definitely worth the money."

As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiaolu shook his head resolutely, picked up his flagon and shook it at the boss:

"My jug has just been filled at the inn, thank you."

After finishing speaking, he took the flagon and left gracefully, leaving the bewildered stall owner alone in a mess.

Not long after Lin Xiaolu left, another villager came over, looked at the jars on the wine stand and said curiously:

"Boss, can I have a taste of your wine?"

As soon as the problem came up, the displeased stall owner rolled his eyes and cursed loudly:

"Taste your grandma's legs! Get out!"

Leaving the wine stall, Lin Xiaolu walked and drank at the market, and after a short walk, he saw two girls, Shangguan Pomegranate and Shangguan Hami Melon, chattering out of a clothing store.

"The clothes in this store are not good-looking at all, they look like village girls' clothes."

"That's right, the color isn't pretty at all, and there isn't even a tattoo on it, it's ugly."

"Originally, I wanted to see the shoes in the mortal world, but now it seems that I should wait until the big city."

The two girls walked out making complaints, and when they saw Lin Xiaolu, they stepped forward and started teasing.

"Lin Xiaolu, what did you buy? There is a pesticide over there that is very suitable for you, my mother treats you."

"Stag, you smell so heavy of alcohol. It smells so bad. How much did you drink just now?"

"I didn't drink much." Lin Xiaolu shrugged, then looked at the empty-handed girl and asked with a smile:

"Did you come across something you like?"

"No, this market is too small, there is nothing to see."

"That's right, let's go, let's go on, let's go to other places." Shangguan Pomegranate grabbed Lin Xiaolu's arm and left, Lin Xiaolu stopped quickly, he wanted to buy a horse to ride.

How can you not ride a horse when you come out to play such a leisurely thing?Anyway, I'm not in a hurry.