In those years, the cultivators we cut together

"A cloud in the Xuantian Northwest!"

"The crow fell into the phoenix flock!"

"The table is full of heroes!"

"Who is the king and who is the subject!"

Looking at the two children holding sticks and yelling at him in front of him, the corners of the middle-aged monk's mouth twitched slightly.

After all, he is also an elder of the Emei Zhaxing lineage, but now he was robbed by two little dolls!

If other elders in the sect knew about this, they would be laughed at.

Patting his forehead, he said with a bit of dumbfounding: "You two friends, please make way for me."

"Stop talking nonsense, and hand over the silver taels wisely, otherwise the rolling pin in my hand, Grandpa, will not recognize anyone!"

The middle-aged monk felt a little helpless listening to this immature child's voice.

The child in front of him looks like he is not seven years old at most, so why is his nose still hanging!

I also learned from others to wear a black blindfold here to pretend to be a one-eyed dragon. I really thought I was a gangster.

He said angrily: "You two little dolls, do you know who is next!"

"I don't care who you are!" The boy with a runny nose and an eyepatch snorted while carrying a rolling pin, "Tell you, this is Donggua Village! I am the blood-handed man Tu Lin Xiaolu of Donggua Village! Kill people without blinking an eye!"

"That's right!" The little girl with braids in the sky and a red bellyband next to the boy put on airs, "My elder brother is super fierce. He chops people every day, and he won't eat if he doesn't chop!"

"Yes, my mother used to beat me every day when she was still there, but I didn't eat her beatings. I had to chop them off before I could eat them. I asked you if you were afraid!"

Middle-aged monk: ...

Are these two children seriously ill?

What the hell is this all about?

The name of the middle-aged monk is Li Mingru, who is originally an elder of the Emei Zhaxing lineage. Half an hour ago, his senior sister, the head of Emei, talked to him, saying that he hides in the cave every day, drinks, sleeps and reads pornographic books, or else he will go to Peeking at the female elders of other branches taking a bath, they are ignorant of learning and practice all day long. As a result, the oldest branch of Emei's nine branches, the branch of Zhaxing, has no new disciples for 20 years.

So he asked him to go down the mountain to look for his disciples, and said that if he couldn't find them, he didn't have to come back.

Li Mingru felt emotional at this moment, he met these two little dolls just as soon as he left Emei, in the words of his senior sister, this is called fate, and it has been almost half an hour since he left Emei, presumably the senior sister should have calmed down, right?

As a woman, there are always some uncomfortable days every month~

If these two dolls are suitable, it would be nice to take them back to have a business trip.

Thinking of this, he looked at the boy in front of him and asked, "Your name is Lin Xiaolu?"

"That's right!" the boy said while carrying the rolling pin.

Li Mingru smiled and nodded, then looked at the little girl next to Lin Xiaolu.

"So, what's your name?"

"My name is Xiao Yu'er." The girl said crisply.

Li Mingru gave a "hmm", looked at the two dolls and continued to smile and asked: "Why are you here like others to block the way?"

Lin Xiaolu raised his head and hummed, "Because we are awesome!"

Li Mingru: ...

He almost laughed angrily, this kid is really brave.

"Do your parents care about you?" He continued to ask.

"Our parents have passed away." Lin Xiaolu said: "We are professional gangsters in the village, especially me, who was given the nickname the No. [-] Tyrant of Winter Melon Village, and Lin Xiaolu who slaughtered Lin Xiaolu with blood hands!"

"That's right, my brother is the most ruthless person in Donggua Village. He destroys countless flowers with his ruthless hands. Every day he wakes up and kills people." Xiao Yuer yelled cutely from the side: "The storyteller uncle in the village even wrote a special book for my brother." This biography, the title of the book is "The Girl We Killed Together in Those Years""

The immature words made Li Mingrulei's exterior scorched and tender inside, and he was in a bad mood when he heard it, and his eyelids twitched violently.

These two dolls are really talented.

But at the same time, he felt a little sad in his heart.

The world is not benevolent and regards everything as a straw dog. These brothers and sisters are also treating poor people. Judging by their pretentious appearance, it may be because they lost their parents at a young age and are afraid of being bullied.

Sigh~ that's okay, it can be regarded as allowing myself to pick up two disciples for nothing, but I can take them back directly to deal with the senior sister in charge.

Thinking of this, he didn't continue to make detours, but smiled directly at the brothers and sisters: "This seat, Li Mingru, is an elder of the Emei Zhaixing lineage. This time, seeing that your brother and sister have miserable life experiences, I would like to accept you two as disciples." , into my Emei door, would you like to?"

"Pooh!"

Lin Xiaolu, who was wearing a cyclops eye mask and was shaking two lines of clear water snot, pointed at him with a rolling pin and cursed: "I'm bragging, I tell you, I'm Lin Xiao."

Before the boy finished speaking, Li Mingru flicked his sleeve robe suddenly, and in the next second, with a sound of "Hoo!", a strong wind blew up all around, and the strong wind blew away Lin Xiaolu's one-eyed dragon eye mask that was used to scare people .

The older brother and the younger brother were immediately terrified by the scene in front of them, but Li Mingru saw the fear on the faces of these two dolls, and felt a little embarrassed in his heart.

It's cool to show off your spiritual power in front of mortals~

A moment later, as soon as he withdrew his spiritual power, the strong wind dissipated in an instant, and the sea became calm and the spring was beautiful in just one breath, as if everything just now was an illusion.

"How is it? Do you know how powerful I am?" Li Mingru showed off with a smile.

Lin Xiaolu was frightened, his nose was blown all over his face, and Xiao Yu'er, who was only five years old, was even more frightened, and immediately knelt down with a "plop".

"Master Immortal, please forgive me, Xiao Yu'er won't dare again." The girl kowtowed in fright, and bursts of tears burst into her immature childish voice.

Lin Xiaolu, who was a little older, was also trembling in fear, but he still suppressed the fear in his heart, opened his little hands to protect his sister, widened his eyes, and shouted angrily in a trembling voice: "You, what are you doing? !

I, Lin Xiaolu, did it all by myself. It has nothing to do with my sister. The family is not as bad as the disaster. If you come to me for something, if I, Lin Xiaolu, frown, I will not be slaughtered! "

"Pfft~"

Li Mingru almost laughed out loud when he heard this, this doll is quite interesting, he looked at the boy who was still protecting his sister even though his legs were trembling with fear, and there was a hint of appreciation in his eyes.

Well, he has a good heart, he is a good brother.

Li Mingru put his hands behind his back, and put on an appearance of an outsider with a chic smile: "Lin Xiaolu, Pindao intends to accept you brother and sister as disciples, and worship under the Emei sect together, are you willing?"

Seeing that he really didn't want to hurt himself and his sister, the boy calmed down slightly, then looked at him with a strange expression and said, "You mean, you want us to mess with you?"

"Ahem." Li Mingru almost choked to death.

Grandma, I am a good Emei Shangxian recruiting disciples, because this little guy said it was like a gang recruiting younger brothers.

He glared angrily: "The poor Taoist wants to take you as disciples!"

"Oh~" The boy blinked his big wise eyes.

"So, you will be our boss in the future?"

Li Mingru: ...

"It's not the boss, it's the master." Li Mingru corrected with a headache.

Damn, this bastard is really amazing.

What's going on in his little head?

The ancestral gang in the family?

After complaining several times in his heart, he looked at the brothers and sisters and asked again: "From now on, the two of you will practice with me, are you willing?"

Lin Xiaolu pulled up his sister who was still kneeling, then looked at the middle-aged monk in front of him, hesitating slightly, and softly uttered his last question.

"Cultivation, can I have a full stomach?"

Li Mingru was stunned for a moment when he heard this question, his eyes trembled slightly, and then he laughed out loud, and with a flick of his sleeves, he led the two brothers and sisters into a white rainbow, soaring straight into the sky...