Naruto Rise of the New Gods

Konoha Village, bathhouse.

Fei Shi took a bath here with a glowing face and cleaned up the traces on his body before going home.

Thinking of what he had experienced yesterday, he looked up at the sky and sighed: "The ancients have not deceived me. A sight is better than a hundred hearings, and a try is worse than a hundred seeings. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk tsk, I used to watch it on my mobile phone and try it in person, this feeling of comfort It’s just different.”

"Oh~ Really? What did you try? Tell me?"

A lewd voice suddenly came from one side, scaring Feishen Samsara Eyes to open.

But after seeing the other person clearly, he breathed a sigh of relief and said angrily: "Jiraiya, you guy! Do you know that people can scare people to death!"

Jiraiya didn't pay attention to Feise's displeasure. Instead, he repeatedly observed Feise's movements, as if he was looking for something.

Fei Shi felt a little guilty, so he immediately took out the fine wine he had collected and handed it to Jiraiya, saying:

"Come on, we haven't had a drink together for a long time. Let's go one by one."

"You slept with a woman last night."

"..."

Mud, what's going on?

Fei Shi handed Jiraiya a glass of wine with a guilty conscience, and just drank it himself.

"And it's not Kaguya and Yugao."

"puff!"

Feishi spat out a mouthful of wine and couldn't figure out how this guy could tell.

"Shut up and don't slander me!"

Jiraiya teased, "You feel guilty."

Fei Shi: "..."

But Jiraiya couldn't figure it out. Both of this guy's wives were stunning beauties. I didn’t expect him to go out to look for food. What was he thinking?

Seeing Jiraiya's questioning look, Hiyo said helplessly: "Oh, Kaguya feels like she's going to give birth soon, so she won't be able to have a nightlife between husband and wife. Xiyan, don't mention it, she's not in good physical condition. I'm special I've been holding it in for a long time, so..."

"how do you feel?"

"It's so cool...you guy! I'm the one doing the trick, damn!"

Jiraiya laughed mercilessly, never expecting that this guy would be so embarrassed.

But he was a little curious, who is it that has such great abilities and can make this inhuman guy so... well, satisfied?

But at this time Fei Shi became a little confused, why did this guy come to the bathhouse? Is he still continuing his writing career and coming here to collect materials? Isn't he afraid that the Thousand Hands Clan will find out and be cheated?

Depend on! This guy wouldn't write about my incident!

How about, click?

"What's your look! I'm not here to collect information. I don't want to be beaten to death by Tsunade!"

Fei Shi thought about it, and it was indeed the case.

After getting together with Tsunade, although she was still a little out of character and still so lustful, she never peeked into the women's bathhouse again. At most, he secretly observes the figures of women passing by, fantasizes and processes them in his mind, and then writes them into a book.

After having children, I will sort out all my materials and publish and complete the rest of the Intimate Paradise series.

This makes many library owners sigh. After all, there are many readers who like the Jiraiya Intimate Heaven series. They also made a lot of money through the sale of this book and are thinking of introducing a new sequel to Intimate Paradise.

But recently this guy has been writing cool articles about ninjas. The daughters of various big blood-stained families are in love with the protagonist. Holding a girl in the protagonist's arms will double the damage, making the veteran strong man unable to hold his head high.

But don’t mention it, the sales volume is about to catch up with the Intimate Paradise series.

"If you don't come here to collect materials and take care of your children at home, why are you here?"

Hearing this, Jiraiya's face fell.

"I came here just to relax and unwind. The two children are very noisy. We are also parents for the first time, so it is inevitable that there are some things we didn't do well. Tsunade went to get some advice from Mito-sama and drove me away. Come out, I’ll come here to take a bath and relax.”

He scratched his head in embarrassment.

Fei Shi secretly thought that it was a pity that he could not catch him.

But Jiraiya didn't forget what he had thought of before, so he asked.

"Which girl has such great charm? Could it be Shizune? Well, it's quite possible. That girl has been looking at you in a wrong way for a long time."

Fei Shi: "???"

When I type a question mark, it’s not that I have a problem, it’s that you have a problem. Why have you been looking at me for a long time? Tell me clearly!

However, Jiraiya ignored him and repeatedly asked who the girl was.

Fei Shi was also annoyed. He took out his mobile phone, opened the layers of protection, and found a file called "The Secret of Becoming an Immortal."

"The secret to becoming an immortal? What is it?"

I also have some doubts.

Feishi replied perfunctoryly: "Looking at it will make you feel elated, and you will ride on the wind and want to become an immortal."

Jiraiya: "???"

However, Hiyo opened the file, gave Jiraiya a headset, and played the contents. Looking at the content on the phone screen, Jiraiya had a nosebleed and looked excited.

Then the two of them laughed obscenely, making the women in the women's bathhouse next to them tremble with fear.

"So, I went to another world yesterday to slay demons and exorcise them."

Jiraiya: "..."

The other party is indeed a monster, and there's nothing wrong with you saying that.

"Do you want to try it?"

Jiraiya shook his head to express his refusal.

Just kidding, you have to say no even if you want to! Once Tsunade discovers the clues, he will have to spend his next life in a wheelchair.

It's even possible that Tsunade let someone else be the father of her child out of anger. With her temper, she can do it in anger.

He didn't want to, he still wanted to continue living such a pleasant life with Tsunade. Discuss each other's strengths and weaknesses with her, run with her children in the wilderness, and live a happy life.

Fei Shi curled her lips disdainfully, despising him for saying he was strict with his wife.

"I didn't expect that there are monsters in other worlds. I wonder if Kaguya is interested in this species? It would be nice to catch one and give it to my younger siblings. It would be nice to take care of her daily life."

Feishi: If you step on the horse, you are cruel!

"Hehehehe, Jiraiya, come on, come on, sit here. It's been a long time since we drank together, come on, come on, drink."

Jiraiya picked up the wine bottle and looked at it. Well, it was the wine that this boy had hidden the most.

"Brother, the wine here is almost out. Brother Feishi, how about giving me a hundred and eighty bottles?"

One hundred and eighty bottles? !

At least eight million points! Just enough to buy a six-magatama samsara eye!

It's better for my wife to know, fuck!

"no!"

"Really not?"

"Really do not have!"

"Then I'd better go find my siblings."

Fei Shi remained unmoved and sat there calmly.

Jiraiya started to get suspicious, why didn't this guy fall into the trap? It's a pity that there are so many good wines, alas, it's a pity.

"Then forget it. It's been a long time since I've been like that. Let me tell you."

"Okay, okay brother Jiraiya."

Fei Shi had a smile on her face, feeling embarrassed in her heart, and at the same time her tense body relaxed.

If I don't find a chance to punish you, I'll change my name to useless shit!