Become Marvel's new hero

Han Sen and Peter, who had just recovered, looked at Coulson, who looked like a good old man, with extremely complicated emotions. The Iron Man hadn't come out yet, and he had encountered this old man first. They didn't know whether to call it good luck or bad luck. .. But Peter next to him shook hands with Coulson first, "Hello, hello, sir, I didn't pay attention just now, are you... what are you talking about, national strategy?" The little boy who originally planned to start the chatter mode The spider actually got stuck for a moment because he couldn't pronounce his full name. It's rare!

"Strategic Homeland Defense and Logistics Agency, Spider-Man." Colson answered the question for Peter in a friendly manner. "Yes, your names are really long and difficult to pronounce," Peter complained without noticing Colson. A somewhat embarrassed look. "But thank you for your help. Really, we don't know how to deal with those gangsters. We can't just hospitalize them all."

As soon as Peter turned on the chatter mode, he was in all-round mode, ignoring the coverage of the enemy and friends. After regaining his strength, Han Sen felt that his newly extinguished tyrannical heart was showing signs of going berserk again.He began to wonder if Peter was responsible for his rampage today, and Coulson was still listening patiently to Peter's babble, without saying anything else. Hansen admired him for his endurance.

"Thank you very much for your opinion, Mr. Spider-Man. I will report this to my superiors. Now, let's talk about business." After Peter had finished all his complaints, Coulson was ready to start his own Sales pitch.

"We have set up a special situation response team and would like to invite you two to join us to protect our fragile world." What the hell, what is this strong salvation style?Although Han Sen was a comic book fan in his previous life, he mainly focused on the DC genre. He only learned about the Marvel series after watching Iron Man. Except for some Easter eggs that he didn't read, he had no idea what the so-called Avengers plan was. When was it turned on?

He didn't understand this, and what he was thinking now was that a world-class crisis had begun to occur?Before he could ask, Peter had already finished asking the questions for him. "Protect the world? Sir, I remember "The Day After Tomorrow" was released in 04, right? Global climate warming is still happening. Is the earth going to evaporate?"

Although he despised Peter's talkative mode, Han Sen still silently praised him. This combination of punches caught Coulson off guard, who had prepared a whole set of rhetoric.Why didn’t the intelligence say that Spider-Man was a chatterbox?Coulson roared a little in his heart, but his professionally trained self-control kept him smiling, "It's interesting, Mr. Spider-Man, if the earth evaporates we will notify you as soon as possible. We have just been established, except for two candidates for our department. , we also hope you will join.”

Han Sen was silent, and Spider-Man was asking questions. Coulson understood that relying on such great and upright reasons would no longer work. He was not a young boy, so he still believed such nonsense?Taking a deep breath, Coulson immediately launched his ultimate move. "Of course, if you two join, we will provide them with the authority of level 6 agents. At the same time, we will also provide five insurances and one housing fund, 24-hour buffet supply, and allocate staff dormitories. If you have your own place to live, you can also use that Use it as a resting place.”

"There is a high temperature subsidy in the summer, annual leave in the New Year, paid leave. If family members and friends are sick, they will have priority for treatment, and if they are injured, there will be subsidies. If you pass the year-end performance appraisal, you will get a year-end bonus. If you have no bad records for five years, we will also We can provide you with an apartment worth 80 yuan in the city. Even if you die in the line of duty, we will provide subsidies for your relatives or children. What you need to do is to show up where you should be when we need you. Place." Without a breath, he promoted the benefits of joining them to Han Sen and Peter. ,

Listening to Coulson's introduction, Han Sen was stunned.What I am wearing is a fake Marvel world!It stands to reason that superhero comics are always about bitterness and hatred. Either your parents are dead, your girlfriend is dead, or your gay friend is dead. The worst is to kill the whole family, and the worst is to kill only you in the whole world. Well, if you were not miserable, you would be embarrassed to tell people that you are a superhero. What is going on with this welfare offensive?From joining to dying, a whole set of services are available. With this set of benefits, Han Sen doesn't understand why there are still superheroes who are not recruited.

Not everyone is a tycoon like Tony Stark. If Han Sen hadn't appeared in the Marvel world, the little spider next to him wouldn't know where he would be doing odd jobs now.He didn't believe that SHIELD didn't pay attention to Little Spider. Not to mention other things, room assignments, year-end bonuses and 24-hour buffet supply, who could withstand it? If he hadn't appeared, Little Spider would have hugged Coulson and called him daddy. Come on.

Even Han Sen was moved by the benefits Coulson said. The national government agencies are so good. This rice bowl is not made of iron, but gold.Han Sen also followed Coulson's example and took a deep breath to calm down. The little spider next to him was not so excited. After all, his uncle and aunt were fine now, he had a girlfriend, his job was pretty good, and he had no complaints. .

Coulson saw that the little spider that was easiest to hook didn't react at all, but he felt a huge rise and fall in the chest of the calm evil ghost in black. He felt that there was something going on this time, so he quietly waited for them to speak. "I have to say, Mr. Coulson, the treatment in your unit is really impressive." Han Sen finished speaking in one breath and said sincerely. He swore that he was really praising SHIELD, not A little fake.

"Of course, everyone is working hard to protect this fragile world. How can we provide welfare benefits if they are not popular? Moreover, we also have some hidden income." Colson is very proud. After all, other How can the secret service be as cool as they are, eating and drinking with public funds, and living a happy life?Hey, you don't need to be so obvious. Where did you learn this style of eating and taking cards? Han Sen complained about Coulson's hidden income just now.

"It's very tempting, really, Mr. Coulson, but I won't consider it yet. Spider-Man, what about you?" Although Han Sen was a little jealous, he didn't want to think about it when he thought that there was Hydra in SHIELD. If he got involved, it would be a big trouble to get in, but he could make his own decision, and Peter still had to ask for his own opinion. "Me? I don't need it. I want to be a scientist in the future, not an agent." The little spider rejected it without any hesitation.

"For the time being? Then we still have some talks, Mr. Evil Ghost. With all due respect, I think the name Black Devil is not suitable for you." Although he was rejected, Coulson also knew that it was impossible to succeed in the negotiation at least once. In terms of attitude, Han Sen and Peter were the two people he had the best contact with, and he didn't mind making a joke to them either.

"Oh, I didn't choose this name myself, it's just that those gangsters are more afraid of me." Han Sen, who was temporarily avoiding the past, also joked with Coulson, "Really? You know that there are good people in our organization who are doing good things for you. I gave him a nickname, Night Knight, and the devil in black sounds much nicer."

How free are you guys? You are still in the mood to give us nicknames. Han Sen is speechless. Why don't you save the world? This style of painting is completely Gintama's style of painting.In order to prevent his three views of the Marvel world from collapsing in one day, Han Sen quickly said goodbye to Coulson. "Great name, we had a great time chatting, Mr. Coulson, but I think it's time for me to leave. Spider-Man, let's go!" He spread his wings and hurriedly fled the scene with Spider-Man.

"Then we'll see you next time, Night Knight." Goodbye, you idiot, Han Sen cursed in his mind again, and quickly ran away with the little spider. If he continued to chat, he might actually be fooled into it.

Coulson looked at Hansen and Peter who had disappeared, and ticked their portraits on his tactical tablet, and then ordered his men, "Everyone, send these guys to the police station, move Come on, I heard that tonight's supper is Easter chicken and dark beer." All the SHIELD agents cheered, loaded the guys into the car and drove away. They disappeared directly into the street with a smooth movement, and they disappeared along the way. The blood stains on the floor were all washed away. I had to admire the professionalism of the people who washed the floor.

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