[Naruto] Broken World

The three years of junior high school are the three years that Xunfei least wants to live through. How come other people's junior high schools have sweet love and great ambitions to strive for success, while she always has only a few silly men with heavy makeup and disheveled hair in front of her? The big book cup that keeps shouting that she will be cut into pieces and expelled from the school?

Xunfei is not a very powerful person. He only knows that she is a girl who has lived alone since she was seven years old and has only one uncle who runs a company. Her parents... both died in a car accident when she was seven years old.

She doesn't envy others, and sometimes she feels that she can survive alone, but no one understands her or what kind of person she is. All I know is that she is very pretty, but her speech is a bit weird... She also has a bad temper, and some boys have a crush on her. Every time they want to confess their love, they look at her stinky expression... and suddenly they become unattainable.

"Are you okay? Eat more plums if you're okay."

"I really know how to tie Q."

This is almost her mantra.

She likes to watch handsome guys, especially the handsome guys from Naruto. She is the target of being besieged by little girls at school, and becomes a otaku drooling at the screen at home... She even took time to learn Japanese for this purpose, so that she can feel comfortable when watching the show. No need to read subtitles.

Xunfei's skills are better than ordinary people, which is why she can always escape among a bunch of little girls. It's strange that she has only learned very basic physical skills, but every time she avoids the little girls, she seems to Much more advanced.

It was raining outside the window. Xunfei sat in front of the computer desk with his legs crossed in an imageless manner, refreshing Naruto that he had watched countless times. He had a lollipop in his mouth, and his waist-length black hair was tied up in a hairpin. It was inserted randomly, but not too messy.

"Crab is not meat, he is really handsome. Why is he so handsome? Damn, he is so handsome."

My mantra at home has changed.

After finishing chewing the lollipop in her mouth, she turned her head, spat the white lollipop in her mouth into the trash can, and walked nonchalantly to the kitchen cabinet to look for food.

She almost put her head in it and searched for it. When she finally found a bottle of Coke, she was about to straighten up when she was suddenly hit squarely on her spine by a heavy black object.

"Fuck me-"

The lump on his back shook his head, trying to wake himself up, but accidentally hit the corner of the table, covering his head and groaning.

Xunfei kicked the person on him away, jumped up and pointed at him——

"Who are you?"

The outline of that person gradually becomes clearer in your eyes, okay, he is very handsome, too handsome, but he looks a bit familiar.

"What are you talking about?" The young man stood up holding on to the wall and looked at the slightly sloppy girl in front of him in shock.

Japanese? She was stupid.

"Who are you?" The boy spoke again. The Konoha forehead protector on his forehead and the Uchiha fan pattern printed on his black clothes made Xunfei surprised for a long time.

"Are you cosplaying?"

"What? Where is this? Who are you?" The young man crossed his arms and looked at Xunfei, a little nervous.

"...Xunfei, of course this is my home,"

"...Where is Konoha?"

"Are you crazy?" Xunfei scratched his head and looked at the person in front of him as if he were a fool, "What's your last name? Which community do you belong to?"

"Sasuke Uchiha."

Crabs don’t have meat, so you’re really crazy, right? Xunfei looked at him inexplicably, "It looks like there's nothing wrong with it, why are you so stupid?"

"What inexplicable words are you talking about? Let me ask you, where is Konoha? Did you bring me here?"

"Leo Le Le Le, who is looking for something to take you to cosplay and time travel."

"What are you talking about? It's always been puzzling..." The boy skillfully pulled out the kunai from the ninja bag, and rotated the two magatama quickly. This operation made Xunfeixiu dumbfounded.

"U...U...Uchiha Sasuke! Is it really you!?" Madoka Xunfei opened her eyes and immediately moved closer to take a closer look at the red Sharingan eyes. After she confirmed, they were not colored contact lenses.

Sasuke was also confused by Xunfei's skill. How could someone be unafraid of his eyes? The two of them were so close that Sasuke's hand holding the kunai trembled three times.

"What...what are you doing? Didn't you not believe it just now? You really know where Konoha is!"

"You have traveled through time, right?" Xunfei put on her Detective Conan-style eyeglasses and sat on the chair with her legs crossed skillfully. The lenses reflected a strange light, but the hair did not affect her performance.

"Yo Xi, welcome to xx district, xx city, xx province, China in the 21st century. I am the host of this event - the handsome young man in China in the new era of the 21st century, who shows off a sugar orange in one second in a blockbuster - Xunfei ." Xunfei pushed the frame of the glasses that had slid down to his nose.

"From your inexplicable and obvious self-introduction that you have a big hole in your brain and that you are a second grader, and your cerebral palsy act of holding a knife and trying to attack Xunfei, a handsome young man in China in the new era of the 21st century who shows off his sugar orange in one second - -I infer-" Xunfei changed his hand to support her precious head, "You have traveled through time!"

"..." Sasuke's semi-dejected expression looked at the mindless reasoning of the person in front of him, and it was difficult to combine it with the gentle image he had a few years ago.

"Those prefixes are unnecessary. If that's the case, everything makes sense." Sasuke rubbed his temples, obviously digesting the long string of words just now, and finally came to the conclusion that he had really traveled through time.

He put away his kunai and his memory began to clear.

Sasuke coughed twice and said, "I... came to—"

"Cosplay." Xunfei answered.

"No, can you listen to what I have to say?" Sasuke twitched the corner of his mouth and suppressed his speechlessness, "I picked you up? That's probably it."

"What the hell, aren't you traveling through time? I'm going to study some metaphysics so you can travel back in time, isn't that all?"

"But, someone did say that they wanted me to pick you up." Sasuke closed half of his eyes and thought.

"? Who hasn't eaten plums?"

"you."

"What?"

"It was you who asked me to pick you up."

"You're under an illusion."

"How could the Uchiha family fall into genjutsu so easily?"

"So you cosplay."

"Everyone said no!"

Xunfei rolled his dark eyes and thought for a while, and finally became serious. Just when Sasuke thought she finally understood, the next words surprised him: "Oh, that means I was under an illusion. I'm going to take a nap. I'm very happy." There’s a handsome guy in the dream, maybe I’ll wake up soon.”

Xunfei said and walked towards the bedroom. The next second, his wrist was grabbed. It was human body temperature, warm and real.

"Hey, you didn't fall into a genjutsu. It's true... Although I don't really believe it, I'm pretty sure that you were the one who brought me here." The wrist that Sasuke grabbed seemed to be easily crushed.

"Uchiha...Sasuke, you..." Xunfei murmured, "How come you have seen me?"

"Don't you know me?"

It was over, it was getting more and more chaotic. Xunfei sighed, grabbed Sasuke's wrist with her backhand, and pulled him towards the study. She pointed at the paused picture on the computer that was so handsome that her nosebleeded, "Is this you? "

"...It's me, this is Naruto, and Kakashi?"

"That's how I know you. In other words, for anyone who exists here, just two people on the street may have heard of you." Xunfei spread his hand and then pointed to the figure she put on the bookshelf.

"This one is you too, and the one next to you... is your good friend." That was the battle between Naruto and Sasuke at the Valley of the End when he was a child. Water splashed under the feet of the two of them, and the Chidori and the Rasengan collided.

"You know my future, right," Sasuke asked in a low voice, "Is Uchiha Itachi dead? Did he die by my hands?"

Xunfei looked at the young man whose eyes were gradually filled with hatred, and tightened his grip on his wrist: "He..." It was as if an invisible hand had strangled her throat, making her unable to speak, which was very uncomfortable.

She suddenly let go of Sasuke and started coughing violently while holding on to the table. It took a long time for her to recover.

"Are you OK?"

"No..." Xunfei calmed down a little and wanted to adjust the computer. The moment he touched the mouse, the computer suddenly shut down automatically.

"Fuck." Xunfei cursed secretly. It seemed that he couldn't tell him anymore.

"If it doesn't work, forget it. He will die by my hands sooner or later anyway." Xunfei wanted to say something, but couldn't. He just looked at Sasuke with sad eyes, and the careless expression he had just disappeared without a trace.

"With this expression, is it possible that I will lose?" Sasuke frowned, Xunfei shook his head, his eyes still unchanged.

"That's enough, he will die, right? Die in my hands, the sinner who killed the entire clan." Sasuke's expression was a little crazy, and Xunfei suddenly grabbed his shoulder and coughed violently.

"What if...ahem, you regret it...?"

"I won't regret it. How can I regret killing him? I live with the intention of killing him every day... My existence is to kill him. Xunfei, you won't understand, that kind of thing that everyone does The feeling of dying in front of me——"

"I understand!" Xunfei's voice suddenly became stronger, and his breathing finally became smoother, but an uncomfortable feeling kept hitting his heart, "Why do you think it's so dark in the house and I'm the only one?"

Sasuke's heart was also struck by something. His eyes widened slightly, and he seemed to feel an extra sense of comfort, "Yes...is it?"

"So... I understand how you feel. My parents died in a car accident six years ago, right in front of me." Xunfei smiled bitterly and slowly lowered his head.

"You... don't want revenge?"

"The compensation is several million. This is legal compensation. In such a world, I can't do anything." Xunfei took two steps back as if resigned to his fate, as if he would be swallowed up by such a world in the next second.

It turns out this man has such a past.

Then she immediately showed a lively look: "You seem to have nowhere to go. After I studied metaphysics, in the new era of the 21st century, China's handsome young man is so handsome that he can show off his sugar-tangerine in one second. Master Xunfei, just take in the Uchiha kid. There is a TV in the living room, so you can watch it while I cook."

Sasuke seemed to want to say something else, but was interrupted by Xunfei the next second: "I know you like tomatoes and bonito rice balls."

She put the hairpin back into her hair and tied it at a higher position. She looked more energetic. She also put on an apron, which really made her look presentable. She originally wanted to have instant noodles for dinner...but how could a handsome guy eat instant noodles every day? There are no tomatoes in instant noodles!

So she put on an apron, and Sasuke took off his shoes and placed them at the door. He sat slowly on the sofa, crossed his legs, and pressed the TV remote control skillfully.

Even though Xunfei was like this, she really had a way with cooking. Sasuke could see her popping up from time to time when he turned his head. There were more and more dishes on the glazed table, and the fragrance wafted into the living room.

She looks a bit like Itachi... no, too much.

Sasuke randomly turned on a movie and watched..."One Piece", watching Luffy stretching his body length at will, Zoro showing off his explosive sword skills... He seemed to have no expression, because there were more important things for him to worry about, how could he? Why are you thinking about anime?

"Dinner is ready." The sound of the gas stove in the kitchen disappeared, and suddenly there was only the sound of the TV playing anime.

Sasuke stood up slowly and walked slowly over. He was stunned when he saw the sight of the dining table: "Do you have to do so much?"

"I'll treat you as a welcome." Xunfei hung the apron on the wall, sat down on the chair, and looked at Sasuke with an expression of "I'll kill you if you don't finish eating."

The aroma was so delicious that Sasuke actually finished his entire portion.

When Xunfei wasn't paying attention, he burped inconspicuously, and then greeted Xunfei's tirade like an old lady: "In this world, you are not allowed to walk on walls and ceilings, and you are not allowed to make random seals, otherwise you will be killed. As a fool, you can't spray fire or discharge electricity like an electric eel, it will scare people in this world... You can't fight with people, the people here are relatively weak, and they will definitely not be able to fight you——"

"Stop it, does this mean I can't practice?"

"Oh, that's almost it."

"My body will get rusty. What will I do if I lose to that crane tail?"

"...The woods behind the school? But you can only practice physical skills, and you have to make sure not to be discovered by the security guard at the door who is proficient in eight languages."

"...Hmph, isn't there a place where you can practice normally here?" Sasuke snorted coldly, folding his hands around his chest, looking like a little adult.

"Then you just stay at home and get moldy."

"...Isn't it just a little too small? Forget it, let's give it a try. It is the standard of a ninja to adapt to the environment immediately." His voice gradually became smaller, and he became more and more guilty as he spoke.

"Crabs don't have meat, you're so arrogant." Xunfei complained about Sasuke in Chinese, but it was obvious that he didn't understand.

"Okay, the next step is how to settle you..." Xunfei knew from the look of Sasuke that he definitely didn't bring a scroll or anything like that, and he definitely had no money or even clothes. Tsk, tsk, tsk, oh, poor young man.

but! How could Xunfei, who is so handsome and extremely handsome, not be guilty of the second grade syndrome and buy men's clothing?

Soon, she found a unisex fake two-piece sweatshirt and was shocked for the first time by her own aesthetic. The main body of the sweatshirt is black, with four large Sharingan painted on one sleeve, Uchiha's Uchiha fan logo on the back, and Sasuke's portrait on the front... Well, it fits well.

Although it looks very cool, but if you want to wear it out... Xunfei rummaged through the closet again and found a few sweatshirts that were about the same as the fake one, and gave them all to Sasuke.

"Hey, I think these are very suitable for you. I'll give you the guest room opposite first. Get up at 6:30 tomorrow morning and go to school at 7, okay?"

She said so, and also gave Sasuke a school uniform by the way, otherwise he would be stopped by the security guard who was proficient in eight languages ​​and expelled from xx Middle School as a boy with chuunibyou. He was speechless that night.

It's really cool. Sasuke spread out those clothes. Although he really smells like the Uchiha clan...but...

The corner of his mouth twitched and he sighed heavily.

admit.

……

It was agreed to be six-thirty, but Xunfei insisted on sleeping until seven.

"..." Today was the first time Sasuke was speechless.

Xunfei prepared the lunch box as fast as lightning, stuffed the hot dog bun into Sasuke's mouth like a slam dunk, grabbed his schoolbag and rushed downstairs.

Before Sasuke had time to say, "You don't want breakfast?" he was choked back by the smell of bread.

Time was too urgent. Xunfei took a breath and showed a sinister smile: "I can only ride my beloved motorcycle."

Although there is no such thing in Konoha, it shouldn't be a bad thing, but when it comes out of Xunfei's mouth... it's very weird!

Sasuke held the half-eaten hot dog bun in one hand, and Xunfei's schoolbag hung in the other hand. He watched Xunfei pull out her noble motorcycle in the cold wind.

She was wearing a helmet and couldn't see her face. Her toes seemed to be able to reach but not completely reach the floor. Xunfei threw a helmet over and Sasuke caught it.

"Put it on, you may get motion sickness next, just don't puke on me." A muffled voice came out, Sasuke hastily finished the bread, and sat in the back seat with a look of death.

"Hold on, young man, I'm going to start showing off."

Xunfei pressed his hand, and the motorcycle flew out with a whoosh. Sasuke's hair and Xunfei's hair were intertwined and flying around...

He suddenly hugged the waist of the person in front of him to prevent himself from falling, and Xunfei's whole body stiffened.

Xunfei's body smelled faintly of lavender, and the clothes on Sasuke's body also had the same smell. The wind mixed with the smell of lavender hit his face - but he still couldn't avoid the truth that he wanted to vomit.

"Can you drive slower-"

"What? I can't hear you. Are you going to vomit?"

Sasuke couldn't help but feel a little nauseous and his face looked a little bad. After ten minutes of persistence, he finally arrived at the school gate. Xunfei parked the car in a deserted place and dragged Sasuke, who was foaming at the mouth, into the school gate.

"Hey, are you coming to school with your boyfriend?"

"Shut up, this is...this is my distant cousin."

"Oh, you're pretty good-looking. Why do you look so bad?"

"Ah, maybe he has a bad stomach. I will take him to the campus hospital for a checkup later."

Xunfei was afraid that the security would catch him, so he took Sasuke and ran away.

Sasuke finally recovered from the feeling of vomiting and leaned against the tree with some exhaustion. He never expected that he would feel so uncomfortable after sitting on a motorcycle for ten minutes. Xunfei, who looked very good at cooking, was in good spirits and looked like he could ride his motorcycle back and forth a few times from here to home.

"Don't look like that. I have always had extraordinary confidence in my superb driving skills." Xunfei said to Sasuke, who was turning blue.

"You woman, don't always act like it's none of your business. It's really troublesome." Sasuke tried hard to maintain his appearance, holding one hand on the tree trunk and panting slightly.

"You can't do this. If it were Naruto, it would be no problem to go around eight times...Does the young master of Uchiha think he is not as good as-"

"Hey, that guy vomited halfway through the run." He wiped his mouth, raised his head and pretended to be fine.

"Come on, you can always practice peacefully here. Don't blow up this place. I can only practice physical skills for you, otherwise you will be used as a biochemical weapon. Bye bye. I'm on the third floor of this teaching building. In the middle classroom, if you need anything, come to me... Remember, don’t climb up the window, take the stairs properly.”

Xunfei turned around, waved with his back to him, and rushed upstairs in the blink of an eye.

Sasuke was stunned in place for a while. Her figure overlapped with the person from six years ago, leaving a clear mark in his eyes.

"Come pick me up, welder."

The corners of his lips could not help but curl up slightly, but the haggardness of the man in his memory made him feel uneasy.