Hokage: Naruto, don't stay at home anymore

"Ok?"

Naruto stepped forward and took a look. Isn't this the same book "Intimate Paradise" that Kakashi-sensei read before?

This book is a proper little Liu Bei book, but I didn’t expect it to be written by the lustful immortal in front of me.

"Do you want to see it? I can show it to you for free. You are the first one!" Jiraiya looked at Naruto with a proud look on his face.

"Do not want to."

"..."

Jiraiya looked at Naruto in front of him seriously. Could it be that his writing was too poor?

No, his books are very popular in the five major countries.

"If nothing happens, I'll go back!" After Naruto said that, he walked towards the village. As for Jiraiya's identity, he could just ask the third generation old man in person.

"stop."

Jiraiya teleported to Naruto and said in a seductive tone, "Young boy, aren't you going to learn some ninjutsu?"

"I am the disciple of the Third Hokage, the teacher of the Fourth Hokage, and one of the Sannin of Konoha, and..."

"Stop, stop, stop, what do you want to do?"

"The third generation asked me to teach you."

"Oh, you should have said it earlier!"

Naruto looked at Jiraiya with a look of disgust, you should have said it earlier, why are you talking in such a roundabout way?

Jiraiya saw this, and sure enough, as I said, this generation of Jinchūriki is a bit difficult to lead.

"Okay, I'll teach you how to control the chakra in your body!"

Jiraiya taught some techniques of treading water, as well as some methods of chakra control.

At this moment, the quality of teaching has improved again.

Naruto did as he was told and started practicing on the river.

It didn't take long for Naruto to have almost mastered it.

When Jiraiya saw this, he had a pleased expression on his face.

"As expected, he is the child of Minato and Kushina, as good as Minato was before!" Jiraiya looked at Naruto at this time, and under the sunlight, he felt that his shadow was overlapping with Minato's.

"Lovable Immortal, I've almost learned it. Is there anything else you can teach me?"

"What did you just learn? There are many ways to control chakra. Think about it, your chakra... forget it, I will teach you new ones."

As he was talking, Jiraiya remembered an important question, but Naruto couldn't hold back the Kyuubi.

"Alright!"

Jiraiya formed the seal very slowly, just to let Naruto see clearly, and then he slapped it on the ground, and a formation pattern unfolded.

"boom!"

A puff of smoke suddenly rose, and Jiraiya sat on a big toad.

Naruto had seen this move before, it was the one he used in the bathroom before.

"This is called psychic art."

After saying that, Jiraiya took out a scroll, spread it on the ground, and opened it.

"In the latest column, write your name and stamp it with your own blood."

After Naruto heard it, he did as he was told. He looked at the column in front of him, and the illustrious target was the four characters Namikaze Minato.

At this moment, Naruto also believed what Jiraiya said just now. It seemed that this unreasonable person in front of him was really a disciple of the third generation old man.

"Then let me give it a try?"

"No, you consume all the chakra you usually use first, and then use it!"

"And, you know."

When Jiraiya said this, he looked at Naruto with an expression that could only be understood but not expressed in words. That posture was full of expectation.

When Naruto saw this, how could he not know what the lustful immortal wanted? In addition, he also wanted to know how much chakra he had. After all, he had never experienced the situation of running out of chakra.

"Multiple Shadow Clone Technique!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

Pillows of smoke appeared, and then more than 1000 Narutos appeared around.

When Jiraiya saw this, the excitement on his face became even more obvious. He had long heard that this kid had a magical ninjutsu, but he didn't expect to see it today.

"Seduction technique!"

"boom!"

Many Narutos began to change and turned into various female characters in the game.

At this moment, Jiraiya felt that his soul was sublimating. Could this be the legendary paradise?

It was as if he had heard the music of heaven, welcoming his arrival, and there were a group of fairies above it.

In the Hokage's office, Sarutobi Hiruzen looked through the crystal ball and saw the scene in front of him, his nose bleeding. He didn't know how much Naruto he had not seen before. This was simply a new scene every day.

However, he quickly closed the crystal ball, and for no other reason, he just saw Naruto showing a smirk.

"Poor little Jiraiya!"

……

"boom!"

Naruto returned to his original state.

"boom!"

The seduction technique was used again, this time with a new version of the ship that Jiraiya had never seen before.

At this moment, Jiraiya Kaname's heart was already beating crazily, Minato, you have a good son.

"boom!"

Naruto returned to his original state again. At this time, he felt his situation and found that the chakra was almost bottomed out, and he only had the amount of a seduction technique left.

Thinking of this, Naruto smiled evilly.

"Seduction 2.0!"

"boom!"

"What, there's still 2.0!"

When Jiraiya heard this, he looked excited. He didn't expect that there was an advanced version. After hearing this, he concentrated chakra into his eyes.

This is a skill he has developed through years of stealing... ahem, studying art. Although it is not as good as the observation power of the Sharingan, it is not much worse, but it is a bit more chakra.

But for the art in my heart, this chakra is nothing.

But when the smoke dissipated, Jiraiya couldn't laugh anymore.

"puff!"

Jiraiya spat out a mouthful of blood, and all his orifices were bleeding instantly. The scene in front of him was simply eye-catching!

Minato, you've got something wrong with you!

"Hahaha!"

Naruto laughed loudly when he saw Jiraiya's scene, the lustful sage, now he knows how powerful he is!

"Ahem, practice your psychic skills on me!"

Who is Jiraiya and how could he be injured because of something like this? These are all minor issues.

If something goes wrong with the kid, it's hunting time. (I made up the red eye effect myself)

"Just practice, it's not too difficult!"

Naruto imitated Jiraiya's previous seal technique and began to form the seal, then slapped the ground with his palm.

At this moment, not only Jiraiya at the scene looked curious, but even Kyuubi put down the things in his hands and looked at Naruto attentively. Kyuubi also wanted to know what Naruto would summon?

"boom!"

"..."

A patterned tadpole appeared on the ground, and its little tail was jumping up and down. Not to mention, it was quite cute.

"puff!"

"Hahaha!"

When Jiraiya saw this, his teeth almost fell out of laughter. He felt that at this moment, he could give up what he had just done.

This is simply an anecdote, actually summoning a tadpole.

"Hahaha!"

The same is true for the Nine-Tails in the sealed space. He laughed until he hit the ground crazily and could summon a tadpole, but no one else could.

Seeing this scene, Naruto blushed and lifted the psychic technique.

After forming the seal again, he didn't believe it. He couldn't summon a decent toad.

"boom!"

A palm was slapped on the ground, and smoke appeared.

But just because of the smoke, Naruto's heart felt cold.

"boom!"

A small yellow tadpole appeared, and its little tail jumped more happily than the previous one.

"..."

"Hahaha!"

"You have indeed made progress, this time it is a yellow... tadpole!" Jiraiya laughed with tears in his eyes.

"I don't believe it anymore!"

Naruto did not believe in evil and continued to use psychic techniques.

"boom!"

A tadpole with legs appears.

"See, I've made progress!"

Naruto looked excited when he saw this. He was making progress after all.

At this moment, Jiraiya patted Naruto on the shoulder with a serious expression, "Naruto, I have to tell you a fact. It's not that you have improved, it's that the tadpole has evolved!"

"Hahaha!"

Jiraiya was laughing so hard that he almost died. Are you sure this guy wasn't just being funny?

Naruto's face was stunned for a moment. He looked carefully and saw that the pattern on the tadpole was indeed the first one before. It could be said that except for the extra two legs, it was exactly the same.

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"I do not believe!"

Naruto roared angrily, formed a seal again, and struck it with a palm, but this time, a special chakra filled Naruto's body.

Jiraiya instantly put away his expression, that chakra was...

"boom!"

"Fuck!"