Hokage: Naruto, don't stay at home anymore

"Okay, okay, I'll drink!"

Itachi had no choice but to just drink.

However, the more he drank, the worse he felt.

Somehow, Itachi felt some kind of primitive impulse in his heart not long after he drank the stuff Sasuke stewed.

No, although he knew the meaning of Sasuke stewing these things, he couldn't do it so quickly, right?

He couldn't, he must have held it in for too long!

But all this is easy for Itachi to solve. After all, he is a ninja, a leader among ninjas, and has stayed in both the roots and ANBU of Konoha.

For this kind of thing, it was all trivial, and he quickly suppressed that primitive impulse.

Three days later, Itachi looked at the large pot of barbecued beast treasures in front of him, and he felt like vomiting for a moment.

No one can bear to eat these things for three days.

This is not just a little bit, but a huge pot every time, and Sasuke even thoughtfully made different dishes.

But this cannot change the essence of these things, that is, these things are beast treasures.

Now, except for sashimi, he has eaten all other kinds of food.

Not to mention anything else now, Itachi breathed out a breath that now contained some of the breath of a beast treasure.

"Uchiha Itachi, eat quickly. After you finish eating, you have to go on a blind date. How old are you, and you still want me to worry about such things?"

"By the way, doesn't your Akatsuki organization solve the problem of being single? After all, it is considered the top force in the ninja world, but it has nothing. It is simply a bad review."

"Also, you look like you have kidney deficiency, are you usually...forget it, you should exercise more in the future, otherwise I am really afraid that you will suddenly die one day."

"Moreover, you have been in the Akatsuki organization for so long and you haven't even brought out any useful information. It's simply embarrassing. Just like the guy who calls himself Uchiha Madara, you don't know his true identity. I know, it’s simply embarrassing…”

"..."

Itachi looked at Sasuke at this time, and he suddenly felt like hitting someone. He didn't expect Sasuke to look like this.

He had fantasized about Sasuke's character before, including aloofness, enthusiasm, indifference, etc., but the only situation where he had a vicious tongue had never occurred to him.

After all, no matter how you say this, it can't be related to this poisonous tongue.

Could this be all Orochimaru's fault?

Sasuke didn't care about this. After he finished Itachi's daily routine, he went back to his bedroom, because today was Saturday and he could play games.

As for Itachi, after seeing Sasuke leave, he went to Orochimaru to ask some questions.

If it was really Orochimaru's fault, he wouldn't mind using the eyes left by Shisui to let Orochimaru see what the Uchiha family's strongest illusion is.

Inside the Orochimaru base.

"Hey, Itachi, that's rare. Why, have you finished eating the things Sasuke prepared for you?"

After Itachi heard Orochimaru's words, black lines filled his forehead. Is this person in trouble with those things?

In the past few days, whenever he met Orochimaru, Orochimaru would talk about this matter.

Now, Itachi was even more convinced that Orochimaru was the culprit of everything.

But Orochimaru seemed to see Itachi's situation at this time, and he smiled slightly: "Itachi, are you curious why Sasuke became like this? Actually, you can go and see what Sasuke is doing at this time. .”

Hearing Orochimaru's words, Itachi was slightly startled. Is there any hidden secret in this?

Thinking of this, Itachi frowned, and then glanced at Orochimaru, "I will let you go today."

If there really wasn't a hidden agenda behind this, he would definitely make Orochimaru pay the price.

At this moment, Itachi headed towards Sasuke's residence.

As a result, Itachi heard all kinds of curses from Sasuke in the room before he reached Sasuke's door.

"What kind of flash, magnify your move!"

"You're a noob, you still dare to talk about me, let's see if I don't spray you to death."

"If God had not given birth to me, Uchiha Sasuke, the key path would last forever like a long night. Come on!"

"Crackling!"

Suddenly, Sasuke transformed into the Canyon Pianist again and began to interact with his teammates.

Hearing this, Itachi was completely confused as to what the hell Sasuke was doing.

Judging from his tone, is there anyone else inside?

It couldn't be a girl in there, wouldn't it be bad for him to go in like this? If they were...

Phew, Uchiha Itachi, what are you thinking about?

Itachi hurriedly stopped his thoughts just now. It all seemed a bit unrealistic, and Sasuke's tone just now didn't sound like he was talking to a girl.

But...if this was a man, wouldn't it be worse?

Itachi had already begun to think about many things in his mind, and he even thought of the fact that he was eaten by the beast treasure this time.

Could it be that it was because Sasuke liked it... and then there was a situation that made him crazily eat beast treasures.

After all, Sasuke didn't want to find a girlfriend by himself, so the task of continuing the family line fell on him.

This thought, I can really figure it out, even Itachi is a little scared to think about it!

"This can't be true, it's impossible!"

Thinking of this, Itachi couldn't wait any longer, he had to do something.

At this moment, Itachi cautiously pushed the door open, ready to see what was going on inside.

As a result, when he looked around, he found that Sasuke was sitting in front of the computer playing games.

He had heard about this thing in the past few days, but what he didn't expect was that Sasuke would be so addicted to it, and he would also swear profusely.

Now, Itachi finally knew where Sasuke's poisonous tongue came from, but...

"Itachi Uchiha, what are you doing?"

Sasuke noticed someone, looked back, and found that it was Itachi Uchiha, and suddenly became furious.

This is all you can do in this game, but reality is different.

This time, Sasuke caught Uchiha Itachi and squirted.

In short, it was like he was counting Itachi's crimes in detail.

Sasuke even listed Itachi's seven deadly sins. In short, he just slammed the door and left when he encountered Itachi.

"Hmph, you want to fight me!"

After seeing Itachi leave, Sasuke put on his headphones again and continued to fight on the front line of the game.

Itachi returned to his residence and felt the condition of his body. He sighed, not knowing when this day would end.

At this moment, he missed the Akatsuki organization, at least the Akatsuki organization didn't do this.

However, speaking of the Akatsuki organization, Sasuke mentioned a key issue before.

So where is their money?

Over the years, where have they, members of the Akatsuki organization, made so much money?

You know, the money these members have handed over over the years is not a small amount.

"Forget it, don't think about it anymore, we're here now, why are you still thinking about that?"

Itachi stopped thinking about it and fell asleep.

The two days on the weekend were considered relatively stable days for Itachi. Once the weekend was over, Itachi's hard days came.