Konoha's Spider-Man is an old man

It gets bright at six o'clock in spring in Konoha.

Because Fuji's grandfather always gets up at half past five, so Fuji wakes up at six o'clock.

Because so, that’s the truth.

Having to get up early every day is very frustrating.

It’s already half past seven after training.

Lunch boxes, textbooks, and knife bags have all been placed at the door, and there is a rice field outside.

The morning sun caressed the moist earth kindly, and the breeze blew playfully. The old man was focused on hoeing the land in the rice field. From time to time, he bent down to pick up a few earthworms and threw them away. When I got to the field ridge, I got a few birds fighting over me.

Fuji watched this scene blankly, but saw two birds chirping because they couldn't compete for the earthworms. This suddenly stirred up a certain nerve in Fuji's mind called displeasure. With a ghostly cry, he walked along the field ridge and headed towards that A flock of what he judged to be self-serving birds rushed over.

The frightened birds scattered in all directions, Fuji laughed heartily, but his steps did not stop and he ran faster.

In the field, the old jounin who once killed many people was holding a hoe and frowning, narrowing his eyes as he watched his grandson run away.

The journey from the family home to the ninja school only takes fifteen minutes.

Class starts at eight o'clock, and Fuji still has fifteen minutes to waste.

First we took a detour to Hatake's house. Fuji was very rude and started banging on the door bolt.

It was Kakashi who opened the door.

Staring with a dead eye.

This guy looks like this when he sees someone who is unhappy.

It’s especially unpleasant to see two people.

"Hey, you look like this again, can you be more cute than Hong?"

As he spoke, he pulled Kakashi aside rather rudely and stretched his neck to look into the courtyard.

I didn't see that enthusiastic and kind man.

"Father is on a mission."

Kakashi, who was pulled aside by Fuji, leaned against the door. He crossed his arms while speaking, tilting his head and squinting at Fuji.

"Well, this is really unlucky."

Fuji stretched his head and took a closer look at Hatake's house, but he really didn't feel the sharp aura.

"My father said that your sword skills are already impeccable, and he can't give you better guidance that doesn't involve the use of chakra."

Kakashi felt envious, sympathetic, and disgusted with this guy who was so talented in swordsmanship that his father was ashamed of himself.

I envy Fuji's talent in swordsmanship, sympathize with Fuji's lack of ninja talent, and hate Fuji's mouth that doesn't know how to speak human words.

Fuji: "Hai, I often go out on missions, but be sure not to have any accidents. After all, my father is like this."

Kakashi: "..."

Listen, are you speaking human language this morning?

Kakashi's few remaining teeth hurt again.

Fuji turned his head, picked his nostrils and looked up and down at the prickly white hair, as if doubtful:

"Hey, you don't think you, a dick, a dick, look very cold, handsome, and cool, do you?"

As he spoke, he wiped the boogers he had just dug out on his clothes.

Kakashi broke through the skill instantly, screamed like a ghost, used the teleportation technique, and hid three feet away.

"Fu Er, do you want to die?" Kakashi pointed at Fuji angrily, and his dead fish eyes turned into live fish eyes.

"Hey, it's just you?" Fuji smiled disdainfully and helped the person close the door. He also wiped his nose on the door bolt of the house, then turned around and left.

Got dirty.

Kakashi, who was also stimulated by that disdainful attitude, exploded immediately.

"Fu Er, do you dare to fight me at the risk of your man's dignity?"

Kakashi said, taking a step back, squatting back, leaning his upper body forward, holding the knife in his backhand, his eyes sharp.

The number one genius in Konoha, although he is still only five years old, is certainly not something to be fooled, and the aura he shows when he is serious is indeed a bit bluffing.

But Fuji just glanced back, still with the same tone that stretched him out of the sky,

"I'm not interested. You are eight months younger than me. You bully the younger ones. If word spreads, I will lose face. I won't fight without a fight."

"Fuji~" Kakashi broke his voice directly, "Why are you so sure that I can't beat you? Is it a man that I will fight or not?"

"Hey, you don't even have all your teeth. You little brat, you're not a man."

"Wow ah ah ah..."

Kakashi's glass-like self-esteem was stung, and he couldn't bear it anymore. After howling incomprehensibly, he pulled out the short sword from behind with his backhand, leaned over and charged towards Fuji. passed.

I saw this hateful guy so early in the morning, and it turned out that nothing good was going to happen. I have to lie down today, ah, ah~

Hearing the sound of the knife being drawn, Fuji's whole body trembled. Almost at the moment Kakashi leaned over, he responded at the same time - tightened his school bag, leaned forward, ran away!

All in one go.

Fighting with this guy is a thankless task, and Fuji has no interest in it.

It is worth mentioning that his forward-leaning running posture is more extreme and anti-Newtonian than that of ordinary ninjas.

In order to hide their figure and reduce the chance of being attacked from the front on the battlefield, ninjas will keep their bodies as close to the ground as possible when running tactically.

However, running like this can easily cause the center of gravity to become unstable, which is very detrimental to the front teeth. Therefore, this is also a very difficult training course in the ninja school, which involves the use of chakra to increase grip.

As we all know, Fuji cannot refine chakra.

But as we all know, Fuji's physical talent is unusually strong.

Therefore, as we all know, Fuji can be the best in his age group as long as he does not have to rely on chakra to complete ninja tactical training, and tactical running is no exception.

When Fuji runs, his body is at an angle of 45 degrees to the ground, which is extremely extreme.

The body of a six-year-old possesses super explosive power, coupled with excellent body coordination and reaction capabilities, allowing him to jump more than two meters with each step and land smoothly to exert force again. It is not so much running as running. catapult.

Please call him Konoha Little Spring.

And Kakashi knew very well that this guy couldn't even catch up with the chuunin teacher in the school when he ran, and he thought he couldn't catch up even more.

"Fu Er, do you dare to fight on the basis of your family's ninja sword?"

It seemed that Kakashi was really mad that he could say such a thing. He usually valued the honor of 'White Fang' more than his life.

"My family's knife has been passed on to me, but your family's knife has not been passed on to you. You are betting on a damn knife. I don't like the toy in your hand."

Fuji, who loves to tell the truth, felt that these words were not hurtful enough, so he turned his head and used his tongue to release a universal spiritual skill that is widely circulated in the world - Yin Escape·Ghost Face Tease:

"Slightly slightly slightly..."

When Fuji was flirting, he was squinting, and the most annoying thing was that he was twerking! !

Kakashi, who was struggling to catch up, was staggered by this wave of mental attacks. It was unbelievable that people could be so indebted and so cheap.

"Aww, ah, ah, Fuji, I'm going to kill you."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey..."

"Ah, ah~ don't run away if you have the guts."

"Come and chase me, Luo Luo Luo~"

"Ah ah ah, Fuji, I must kill you."

"You can't catch me, idiot, just a little bit~"

"Ah, Sinai!!"

……

Well, although...

It is indeed a bit childish, and the picture is indeed eye-catching, but who stipulates that adults cannot play with children after they travel through time and become children? How happy this is.

I'm very happy.

There is no way, running fast is the capital of happiness, and it means that you can do whatever you want.

Speaking of which, Fuji's physical fitness is far beyond that of ordinary people. He deliberately exposed this, but of course he only exposed part of it.

He also carefully considered and weighed it up. The ninja world itself is an extraordinary world, and the part he exposed was only to an incredible extent, not difficult to understand.

There was nothing he could do about it. If he didn't expose something, not only would he be unable to explain to the elderly at home, but as far as the ninja school was concerned, this was not a place for idlers. If he couldn't refine chakra, he would have been expelled from school long ago.

And he can still hang out in school because, except for ninjutsu, he has always been ranked first in the whole grade or even the whole school in other subjects. This gives those who have objections to him no sufficient reason to persuade him to quit. Resigning him would be considered a miracle in the history of Ninja School.

Of course, that's not to say that the abilities he showed are so noteworthy.

As far as physical fitness is concerned, among the three ninja clans of Uzumaki, Senju, and Akimichi, many of their peers have very good physical talents. They are not weaker than him, but they are not as comprehensive as him.

For example, some have great strength, but their nerve response ability cannot keep up and are inflexible; some have good physical coordination, but lack explosive power and are not quick enough; some have strength, reaction speed, and explosiveness, but lack endurance and are not durable.

For Konoha Hidden Village, which attaches great importance to talent cultivation, Junyang Fuji has excellent physical and comprehensive talents, but does not have ninja talents. His existence is actually more like a useless person, tasteless to eat, and a pity to discard.

There is currently another person in a similar situation to him - Matt Kay.

This is also a true taijutsu genius who was not born in the Ninja clan. He has excellent strength, explosiveness, endurance, reaction ability, and perception ability.

"Hey, Kai, do you want to have a competition that puts your youth on the line? Whoever gets to school first wins. The loser will hand over half of his lunch box. Come on, my recognized opponent, let's go..."

After running through a few intersections, a boy in green tights who was running upside down appeared in front of him. Fuji shouted as he ran and rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Haha, it's Fuji..."

"Haha, it's me..."

"Clap~"

"Ow~"

The moment he surpassed Kai in position, Fuji gave a backhand slap, which was firmly stamped on Kai's tight ass.

Kai fell to the ground in pain, with a confused look on his face. He covered his head with one hand and his buttocks with the other. He grinned and his eyes filled with tears. He couldn't tell the difference between his head and buttocks, which was more painful.

Fuji rubbed his hands and laughed even more, and continued running without looking back.

"Chase!"

Kakashi, who caught up with a knife, glanced at Gai's funny look, bit his gums, and squeezed out one word concisely.

As they chased each other, the distance grew farther and farther.

This shameless guy is really good at running away. Kakashi was so angry that his gums were almost worn out.

Looking in the direction Kakashi was chasing, all Kai saw was a mad figure disappearing around the corner. Thinking of what Fuji said about the half lunch box, he couldn't care less about the pain. His youth burned instantly, and he rolled and crawled. Chased him.

At this time, people were already coming and going on the busiest streets in Konoha.

The three reckless brats were running rampant without any care, which certainly attracted attention.

But on this sunny morning, people are in a particularly good mood, so occasional naughtiness is regarded as energetic, and a moment of recklessness is called vitality.

This kind of children's play only elicits smiles from most people.

On the contrary, the children of the same age were aroused by the behavior of these three guys, and they chased after them, wanting to find out.

So, one person led the team and two people chased after them, attracting more and more students to join in the fun, and slowly formed a triangular crowd, rushing toward the Ninja School.

When they approached the school gate, there were already hundreds of people in the team led by Fuji.

This scale is due to the celebrity effect of Kakashi and Fuji.

Konoha's most anticipated number one genius, Hatake Kakashi, and Konoha's most deplorable number one 'talent' Junyō ​​Fuji...