Konoha's Spider-Man is an old man

A thin white mist spreads gently, covering the entire town. The night scene is like a black and white filter, like an ink painting, showing the charm of ink.

In a hotel in a small town, Fuji sat cross-legged on the tatami, looking down at a stream of red and white thin bird droppings on the bamboo pillow, and fell into deep thought.

'Yes, the bird still poops, eats, and takes time to take care of it. From time to time, it has to wander around and let it bask in the sun. The key is that it still doesn't understand many human words. Although it has been trained, it can only get close to people. At a certain level, I can roll around and do a few things, but the feathers are useful...then why should I choose to raise a bird? ’

The red ibis was standing on Fuji's shoulder, tilting its head and looking curiously at the human in front of it.

On the log-colored tea table more than one meter away, the tea in the white porcelain cup has become completely cold.

After a long time, Fuji sighed, and with a thought, the tea in the cup turned into a stream of bright yellow water, swaying and flying towards the bird droppings.

The Crested Ibis' attention was attracted, and he turned his head to look at the water flow alertly, his eyes following the flow of water.

Under the watchful eyes of one person and one bird, the water fell onto the bamboo pillow, covering it with bird droppings. After spinning a few times, the water became turbid.

Fuji subconsciously raised his index finger, and the water flow rose into the air again, wrapped in bird droppings and drifting towards the chamber pot at the door.

However, it had only floated half way when the crested ibis, which had been watching the water flow vigilantly, suddenly moved, flapped its wings, chirped and swooped towards the water flow.

Fuji's eyes widened, and he hurriedly controlled the water flow to dodge. Unfortunately, water control was an ability that he had only recently discovered, and it was still very difficult to control. The dodge speed was far not as fast as the crested ibis's attack speed. In only three or two rounds, the water flow was defeated by the crested ibis. Caught and scattered.

Sprinkled filth all over the floor.

In an instant, the stench dissipated.

Fuji's face lost all expression in an instant.

He stared blankly at the crested ibis jumping around on the ground, as if looking at a lively breasted ibis.

Tens of seconds later, a panicked flapping sound of crested ibises was heard in the room. It lasted for a while, and the room became calm again.

At this time, the crested ibis was already bald, and most of the feathers on its body and wings had been clipped.

It no longer has the same magical posture as before.

Fuji put the embarrassed ibis on the ground with an expressionless expression. It was frightened and wanted to fly as soon as it landed, trying to get away from Fuji. However, after fluttering for a long time, it just kept spinning in place.

Fuji ignored it, went out and walked straight through the yard, to the guest room opposite, and knocked on the door.

The door was opened silently.

Fuji glanced inside, but didn't see Tsunade.

So he raised his fingers towards Shizune.

Shizune didn't know why, but seeing Fuji turning around and leaving, she had no choice but to follow him.

"I want to issue a task to you," Fuji pointed at the crested ibis huddled in the corner and shivering: "Take care of it for me. Regardless of whether it is injured or not, you must use the Palm Immortal Technique on it once a day. This is a long-term task. , three thousand taels per day, will you accept it?"

When Shizune heard this, she was stunned at first, and then shocked, three thousand taels? !

That's thirty thousand in ten days, ninety thousand in one month, more than one million taels in a year... this and this.

"Don't ask why I'm doing this, and don't ask me where I got the money. Just tell me whether to accept this task or not." Fuji didn't have the patience to explain anything, and bluntly stopped Shizune who wanted to ask.

But Shizune is still a little unbelievable. She only got 18,000 taels for doing three D-level missions. This money must be too good for Fuji.

Shizune was a little doubtful whether Fuji was teasing her.

So he looked at Fuji suspiciously.

Fuji didn't hesitate, and directly took out one hundred thousand taels and stuffed it into Shizune's hand: "Pay one month's salary in advance, and Bird will take it with you."

Shizune rubbed it subconsciously to make sure it was genuine money, and was overjoyed inadvertently.

She and Tsunade-sama were already penniless, so she had no reason to refuse such a good thing.

At that moment, he didn’t ask any more questions, and bowed slightly to Fuji to express his gratitude. He hurriedly went into the house and grabbed the half-bald crested ibis. Before going out, he bowed to Fuji again: “Don’t worry, leave it to me, Mr. Fuji. Then I’ll leave first.”

"I advise you not to give money to Tsunade-sama again." Fuji reminded.

Shizune looked embarrassed: "But, Teacher Tsunade..."

"Don't underestimate a powerful ninja, and he is also a medical ninja. Tsunade-sama will definitely make money, but he will definitely continue to lose money..." Fuji suddenly waved his hand impatiently: "Forget it, do whatever you want, that's it, I'm going to practice."

After saying that, he ignored Shizune and turned around to go back to the room.

As soon as he returned to his room, a beautiful woman wandered in from outside.

It's Tsunade.

Tsunade was already drunk.

There was a little boy dressed as a servant behind him, with tears in his eyes, covering his head, cautiously and obediently, following Tsunade step by step.

Shizune understood what she was seeing and hurriedly stepped forward to support Tsunade.

"Sorry to cause you trouble, haven't you paid for the drinks yet?" Shizune asked the boy.

"Yes, yes," the boy nodded hurriedly: "There are four bottles of sake and various side dishes in total. This is the menu. The inheritance is one thousand, seven hundred taels."

"Okay, here are two thousand taels. No need to look for them. I'm sorry to trouble you."

"Thank you very much. The little man will go back first."

"Okay, walk slowly."

As soon as the little boy left, Tsunade spat it out.

Shizune was left scrambling.

Fuji listened to the movement outside and sighed slightly.

Fuji's grandfather has always admired and respected Tsunade. The only people in Konoha who call Tsunade his highness are the old members of the First Hokage.

It can be said that Fuji's grandfather watched Tsunade grow up, and often talked about Tsunade's deeds with Fuji.

Combined with the original work, Fuji actually understands Tsunade relatively well.

Soft-hearted, kind-hearted, affectionate, strong, proud yet paranoid... These are some of the personality terms Fuji summarized for Tsunade.

This kind of interior, coupled with the goddess-level exterior, is perfect.

But such a person has to experience almost all the misfortunes in life, loses everyone he cherishes, and remains lonely until the end.

From the bottom of his heart, Fuji sympathized with this poor, ill-fated woman.

But he is also a human being, and no one is nobler than the other, so no one is qualified to pity others.

His attitude towards Tsunade will only be to do what he can, but not to say what he shouldn't say. He won't be deliberate or careless. If he can help, he will help. If he can't help, he will let nature take its own course.

……

The next morning, Fuji went outside the town and completed his routine training early. He then returned to the town to eat something, went to a toy store, bought a few balloons, and then returned to the hotel.

Tsunade was still sleeping.

Shizune was in the yard, using palm magic on the crested ibis.

Shizune had already used it once last night, and the places where Fuji cut it roughly had healed.

At this time, the dirty bird was facing the light, squinting, looking very comfortable.

Fuji looked at it for a while and stopped paying attention.

He didn't know if it would do any good.

Anyway, just give it a try. Give Shizune a while and then try using natural energy.

Fuji just had a sudden idea, but he didn't really have any ideas.

Just like the balloons I went to buy just now, they were also made out of whim.

I don’t know if I’m using natural energy to make balls.