Konoha's Spider-Man is an old man

After devouring the true spirit of the Mist God's life, Fuji's soul returned to its original form immediately.

He was awake, but only half awake.

It would take some time to regain consciousness from the ethereal state, so he was still in a confused state of half-asleep and half-awake.

Behind him was a living dragon the size of a small mountain, and in front of him were Orochimaru and Tsunade, two of the Sannin of Konoha. They were both powerful beings.

Without independent consciousness to judge, what the body instinctively feeds back to the soul is a sense of crisis surrounded by wolves.

So the soul that was full of food and drink instinctively used a new ability gained after devouring the gods: divine power!

The snakes retreat...

Ran and egg.

The sense of crisis that the body instinctively feels is only slightly reduced.

What I feel is still a desperate situation.

But Fuji's consciousness has not yet recovered at this time.

As a result, his soul and body instincts acted like monsters again.

The following is the whole process of making a monster presented using deeply anthropomorphic rhetorical techniques——

Body Instinct: Damn you, where the hell have you been, you scared me to death, oooooooo...

Soul Instinct: Hey hey hey hiccup~

Biological instinct: Hey, we are surrounded, wow, wow, wow, we are so scared of people, everyone is so scary, no, no, no, we are going to die, we are going to die.

Soul Instinct: Oh shit, why don’t you run away quickly.

Body Instinct: Damn ghost, if I hadn’t waited for you, my labor and management would have fled long ago.

Soul Instinct: Well, don’t worry, don’t worry, this is not coming back.

Body instinct: It’s useful to come back. If we don’t die together, it’s all your fault. I’m going to kill my father, oh oh oh...

Soul Instinct: Don’t push Lailai so hard, it’s up to me.

Body Instinct: What? !

Soul Instinct: Listen to my command. If I tell you to jump, just jump. The higher the jump, the better.

Physical instinct: When labor and management fail to listen to your instructions, hurry up and do whatever you can to do as soon as possible. Labor and management's heart is not working well.

"Okay, one, two, three, jump!"

"I jump..."

……

in reality.

Tsunade and Orochimaru's positions are in front of Fuji's left and right.

Shizune was facing Fuji.

There were also more than ten snakes that had escaped two meters away, and they were also surrounding Fuji in an arc.

There is really no way to escape.

As a result, the three people present and the live dragon saw such a scene.

Fuji lowered his head slightly, his eyes were distracted, he was bent over, dragging his hands, one step to the left, one step to the right, one step forward, one step back, spinning in place like a headless fly.

The three people and the living snake looked at him blankly, blinking, not knowing why.

At this moment, under the gaze of several people, Fuji, who was spinning on the spot, suddenly stopped, squatted down with his legs bent, and then jumped suddenly.

One meter, two meters, three meters... ten meters, eleven meters, twelve meters, thirteen meters...

Taking off from the spot, this jump actually exceeded twenty meters.

At the same time, the moment Fuji took off, the thick fog in the lake rolled violently. In the blink of an eye, the thick fog that filled the entire lake shrank rapidly, turning into a one-meter-long marshmallow with a small tail.

Yes, it appeared!

Somersault...oh no, marshmallow! !

Just when Fuji's body fell to fifteen meters, the one-meter-long marshmallow quickly flew under Fuji's body, caught Fuji steadily, and then flew Fuji towards Konoha Village. go.

Fly away!

That's it!

A few people were left messy in the wind.

Shizune was speechless: "Tsuna, Tsuna, Tsunade-sama, what...what, what?!"

"..." Tsunade was stunned.

In Orochimaru's amber eyes, the vertical pupils shrank into a thin line: "This, this kid..."

Lively: "It's really, really interesting!"

……

When the cold wind brushed his cheeks, Fuji's consciousness gradually awakened.

Looking up is the relatively still starry sky, and looking down is the rapidly receding forest sea.

Ahead, dozens of kilometers away, surrounded by dots of lights, was Konoha Village.

Behind, two huge mirrors, upper and lower, sunk in the mountains. They were the Valley of the End.

There is also a blue and white, ridiculously big slug...

'Wait, slug? ! ’

Fuji suddenly woke up.

'That's the Violet Sennin, Tsunade's psychic beast. ’

'Why is it there? ’

‘No, where am I going? ’

‘Hey, what is that soft thing under your feet? ’

‘Damn it, this marshmallow can still fly?

‘Oh my god, no, labor and capital are flying? ’

Fuji's anus tightened and he subconsciously shouted: "Stop, stop, stop..."

Marshmallow immediately hovered.

But the flight was too fast, and under the inertia, the moment Marshmallow stopped, Fuji stumbled forward.

"Wow, ah, ah rescue, rescue and rescue ..."

The feeling of falling in the air was so exciting that Fuji screamed in panic.

For a moment, I thought of marshmallows, and then the marshmallows hovering in the air appeared under my feet again.

The panicked Fuji didn't notice.

Marshmallow didn't fly here, but ignored the space and suddenly appeared under him as if using psychic skills.

It’s just that the process of summoning the seal is missing.

The rescued Fuji hugged the soft and cold marshmallow tightly, breathing heavily, in shock, and his heart was beating fast.

He is not afraid of heights.

It's a joke that Spider-Man is afraid of heights.

But anyone who encounters this situation after waking up will be scared, and more importantly, they will not be able to react to the current situation.

At this time, Fuji was less than thirty meters above the ground. Marshmallow took off and reached an altitude of more than sixty meters.

In other words, he just fell more than thirty meters.

Fortunately, the marshmallow is soft and cottony, otherwise it would be choked if it fell more than thirty meters and fell on other objects.

Fuji hugged the marshmallow tightly and breathed for a while.

Looking down, I saw that more than three meters below me was the tree crown.

Fuji rolled over and jumped to the top of the tree. He crawled to a branch connecting the main trunk and sat down.

began to think back.

He was confused at this time.

What happened?

How could it be in the air?

What is that marshmallow?

Why are you flying with yourself?

Also, the living dragon, why did Tsunade summon the living dragon?

Fuji suddenly remembered that he felt something very scary from the lake before losing consciousness.

It's scary, so go find Tsunade and...

Uh, then I seemed to be... frightened and fainted.

Even with his shameless face, he couldn't help but blush.

This is very embarrassing.

But the spider sense is too sensitive to unknown and powerful things.

Thinking back to the year or so when he first traveled to the ninja world, with the awakening of the spider ability, the power of the ninja would make him tremble.

At that time, living in Konoha was like living in hell. It felt like there were terrifying demons everywhere around me who wanted to choose people and devour them.

If I hadn't read the original work, understood that ninjas exist in all kinds of ways, and had done a lot of psychological construction for myself based on reality, I would have been scared into a fool.

Despite this, it took him more than a year before his subconscious gradually got used to the power of ninjas and stopped giving such extreme warnings.

It's very helpless. Although the spider sense is a very powerful and practical ability, the side effects are also very annoying.

Usually, while the Spider Sense provides an early warning, a certain instinct of the body will also cause abnormal secretion of thyroid hormone, leading to increased metabolism of the cardiovascular system and accelerated heart rate, resulting in palpitation, palpitations, scalp numbness, weakness in hands and feet, and nausea. Goosebumps and other symptoms, severe cases may lead to fainting on the spot like this time.

In fact, many times, it's not Fuji who's afraid, but his body. For example, if you're a ninja, Fuji knows what a ninja is, so theoretically he shouldn't be afraid, but he will always be involuntarily afraid when his spider ability is awakened.

At this time, Fuji could no longer recall any more information.

His memory was fragmented after he fainted.

There seems to be some vague memories later, but I can't recall them.

It's like drinking too much fake wine and being so drunk that you don't know what's going on. When you sober up, you find that you are flying around the world in a helicopter... It's outrageous.

Combined with the live slugs that were as big as a small mountain that we just saw.

According to Fuji's analysis, perhaps Tsunade discovered that there was indeed some kind of terrifying creature in the lake after she fainted from fright.

Then he channeled the living dragon to fight with it, and based on the size of the living dragon, it seemed that the existence in the lake was indeed not weak.

‘It’s no wonder that I was frightened and fainted, hmm, it’s not embarrassing, it’s not embarrassing. ’

‘Maybe Shizune was also frightened and fainted. ’

'Um? '

‘Where’s Shizune. ’

With this thought in mind, he raised his head and looked for it in the sky.

When he thought about it, Tsunade so solemnly channeled a living dragon of such a size. This battle should be extremely dangerous. In order to prevent him and Shizune from being affected, they were sent out. Marshmallow should belong to the living dragon. After all, the original novel Among the three major holy places, the Immortal Living Dragon appears the least and is the most mysterious. It is normal to have some unknown methods.

‘But what about Shizune? ’

‘Isn’t it too late to send it out? ’

‘Or was it sent away in other ways? ’

‘No, I have to go back and take a look, and the knife is still over there. ’

Thinking of this, Fuji no longer hesitated.

Look up at the marshmallows floating in the air.

"Hey, you, uh..."

Fuji just spoke out and wanted to try to communicate. Unexpectedly, before the words came out, the marshmallow disappeared. Before he could think about it, he felt a push on his butt, and then he found that the marshmallow appeared on his butt. under.

"Is it so awesome?"

Fuji said as he squeezed the marshmallow. It felt great, soft and ice-cold.

But something is wrong...

Fuji squeezed again.

stunned.

After thinking for a while, he squeezed his left hand with his right hand.

Then he pinched the marshmallow again and then his left hand.

Fuji was dumbfounded.

Why does pinching a marshmallow feel like pinching yourself?

The difference is that when you pinch your left hand, both hands have tactile sensations, so there will be sensory feedback in both left and right hands.

When pinching the marshmallow, the marshmallow will not feedback the touch.

But Fuji really felt like he was pinching himself.

Moreover, I had not paid attention to the marshmallows before, but when I came into contact with them now, I found that this stuff actually contained rich and substantial natural energy.

He is no stranger to natural energy, and can draw some from nature with each meditation, which will eventually be converted into spiritual energy through the inner circulation pattern of chakra.

Fuji was shocked, such rich natural energy...

and many more!

‘Natural energy? ! ’

‘Why can’t I also sense natural energy through meditation? Wow, shit, there is so much natural energy in the world...’

Fuji was confused again, his thoughts were flying around. He was thinking of this and that.

Suddenly I found that the whole world was different after waking up, and many unusual things happened.

Moreover, his thoughts moved quickly and his consciousness became much clearer. After a while, he came to a conclusion:

Something extraordinary must have happened to me after I fainted. First of all, my spiritual energy, or in other words, my soul, had grown a lot. It's hard to describe how much, but it should be dozens of times that of a normal person. (After the time travel, the souls merged and went through secondary growth. Plus several years of meditation growth, the growth should be more than ten times that of ordinary people. Now after swallowing the true spirit, it has doubled again, and it should be nearly thirty times better than ordinary people.)

Secondly, the ability to perceive natural energy, or the affinity, has also been greatly enhanced. If the affinity with natural energy was 10 before, it has been enhanced by 10 times after meditation, and now one can reach the meditative state of 10 without meditation. times.

Of course, these are just data based on feelings and are just a rough estimate.

Finally, Fuji also realized that the marshmallows were his own.

As if it were part of your own body.

Like a driving arm.

Now, Fuji couldn't bear it any longer and had to go back to figure out the situation.

Otherwise, my heart will feel itchy like a cat scratching me.

'Damn it, what happened after I fainted? It must have been an adventure, but why didn't I feel involved at all? Isn't this just the joy of being a father, after all...'