Elf Invasion: I Travel Alone to Promote Elf

The soil beside the creek is very soft. Without spending much time, Qin Mu dug a shallow pit not far from Shuttlecock Grass.

"Monkey monster, don't be stunned, come here quickly."

The monkey monster was stunned, looked down at the pit, and then at Qin Mu. I cycled several times, but in the end there was still no action.

The confusion in his eyes was clearly asking Qin Mu if he was joking.

Of course Qin Mu was not joking. How could he have the time and grace to joke with the monkey monster after all this time?

But the principle is the same. Whether it is for the entire group of shuttlecock grass or a single shuttlecock grass, he cannot directly step forward to sell the fruit fertilizer he has prepared.

Instead, we need to save the country through a curve, and let the monkey monster set an example first.

It's a good thing that the shuttlecocks are simple-minded, otherwise, no matter how big-hearted Qin Mu is, he wouldn't dare to find a "support" in front of them.

"Stop worrying, time is very tight now. Hurry up, isn't it just a hole? Everyone has a first time, be patient and it will pass. Maybe after entering, you will still find it quite novel. Quite comfortable.”

"Don't worry, I won't really bury you."

Is this a question of burying it or not?

If you really dared to bury me, I would have beaten your head off long ago.

The monkey monster scratched his head and remained unmoved.

It is the peripheral overlord that dominates the eastern part of the deciduous forest. It represents the face of the Eastern Alliance. How can it be planted like a grass in the western region?

Even if it’s just pretending, that’s not okay!

Seeing that the monkey monster had not moved for a long time, Qin Mu couldn't help but frown.

Why is this monkey so bad-tempered?

Qin Mu didn't let it get used to it. He directly picked up the branch used to dig out the hole and took three steps at a time to reach the monkey monster. When the monkey monster didn't react, he poked it in the armpit.

The monkey monster's body trembled and its legs softened. Qin Mu seized the opportunity and pushed it directly into the pit.

"Don't move, do me a favor. Once everyone's problems in Luoye Town are resolved, I will have a good fight with you."

fight?

The monkey monster's eyes clearly lit up. The movement that had been struggling to get out of the pit also stopped.

Although he was still not completely at ease, he was finally able to cooperate with Qin Mu's movements.

Qin Mu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. If both hard and soft methods failed to work, he would have a headache.

Fortunately, the twists and turns were not big, and the monkey monster was still seduced by his invitation to fight.

Gently cover the monkey monster's feet with soil, and in less than two minutes, a brand new monkey head tree appears in front of you.

hiss.

Looking at the monkey monster's protruding pig nose, Qin Mu felt a sense of violation.

I couldn't help but wonder if I should use this round guy as a seed and bury it all in the soil, leaving only the tail outside.

After thinking about it for a while, Qin Mu gave up the plan.

The main reason is that digging such a big hole is a bit time-consuming and laborious. In addition, if we really do that, the place where the monkey monster is planted today may actually grow several feet of weeds next year.

Qin Mu and the monkey monster didn't move lightly, and they didn't deliberately lower their voices.

At this moment, Shuttlecock Grass basking in the sun on the side had opened its eyes and was looking at them like a curious baby.

Since Qin Mu showed no obvious malice, the bold shuttlecock did not choose to escape immediately, and even its roots buried in the soil did not come out.

Just getting curious is a good start.

Qin Mu secretly told himself to calm down, and without stopping, he took the fruit fertilizer placed aside.

Seeing that the fruit fertilizer was about to be poured from his head, even the monkey monster who had just agreed to cooperate could not help but struggle again, threatening to break the contract.

Seeing that he couldn't force it, Qin Mu could only settle for the next best thing and chose to pour the fruit fat on the monkey monster's heel.

At this moment, somehow, he suddenly remembered two little guys who like to pretend. Especially the little mouse who integrates acting into his life.

If it were it, I'm afraid it would be eager to pour the entire bag of fruit fertilizer down in order to pursue the perfect acting effect, right?

Ugh.

Monkey monster, monkey monster, you not only lost because of your talent, but also because of your hard work.

The fruit fertilizer has been specially processed so that the smell it emits is no longer pungent, but has the sweet aroma of fruit. This kind of smell has a strong attraction to grass elves.

Of course, the humans in this world originally invented these just to successfully attract the other party's attention so that they could escape easily.

However, in Qin Mu's hands, it started to play its correct role again.

Seeing that it had been three minutes since the application of fruit fertilizer, the monkey monster was still standing there stupidly, not knowing how to cooperate with him, Qin Mu became so angry that he couldn't help but feel angry.

Now that Zhuan Zicao's attention has been attracted, his communication with the monkey monster can no longer be as casual as before.

Considering this, Qin Mu, although anxious, leaned forward, lowered his voice, and reminded the monkey monster.

"Don't be stupid, you should put on a show. Otherwise, how can this Shuttlecock Grass be willing to try? Damn, can't you even be a trustworthy person? When I go back this time, I will definitely find you a copy of "The Actor's Work" Self-cultivation", study it carefully."

"Okay, be smart and don't let him see that something is wrong. Exaggerate, even if it's so exaggerated that this fruit should only be as fat as in the sky, it's okay. Do you understand?"

Understood...

?

The monkey monster tilted its head. It felt that it had become even more confused after listening to Qin Mu's explanation.

To play the role of a tree, doesn’t it just require staying still?

Why are there so many twists and turns?

At this second, the monkey monster had the urge to burst out of the ground, knock out the shuttlecock grass next to it, and fertilize it.

Oh my god.

With this qualification, no wonder he only has these few skills.

Qin Mu covered his face and couldn't stand it anymore. If he could do it all over again, he would definitely leave the monkey monster there to fight and let Ratha follow him.

Maybe, this way, the battle over there can end quickly.

"Brother, uncle, monkey ancestor!"

"If you don't know how to act, just scream a few times, the kind of scream that is very intoxicating, comfortable, and enjoyable. I say this, do you understand?"

At this moment, Qin Mu felt like a director facing a sandcast actor. He wanted to tear apart the scene he wanted, crush it into pieces, and stuff it directly into this pig's brain.

This time, with Qin Mu's painstaking explanation, the monkey monster finally got the idea.

It understood what Qin Mu meant, which was to show that the fruit was very fat and made it feel particularly good.

This kind of thing is familiar!

It comes every few days. Sometimes, when the condition comes, it may come several times a day.

Now it's just shown through shouting, isn't that...simple?

After clearing his thoughts, the monkey monster immediately began to brew his emotions, and slowly spoke under the expectant gazes of Qin Mu and Zhuan Zicao.

"Zhiha!"

As soon as the "Zhiha" came out, Qin Mu felt as if his mind had been struck by lightning and went blank for an instant.

Nima.

I ask you to um, and you give me a squeak.

Are you sure your scream and the scream I want are the same thing?

Did you do something with the iron roll?

The monkey monster's chest was heaving, and he felt a little refreshed after the cry just now. Looking at Qin Mu, he was even more shocked by his own performance, and immediately felt extremely proud.

Without waiting for Qin Mu's instructions, he spoke twice in succession.

"Zhiha!"

"Zhiha!"

Destroy it, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life.