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When you go out and hang out, you have to talk about your background, fight for power, and hold on to others.

In Journey to the West, who has the biggest background?

Buddhism!

Who has the most power?

It’s still Buddhism!

Who has the thickest thighs?

Of course it’s the Buddhist Buddha!

who am I?

The Buddha sat down with his disciples and announced the three difficulties.

In terms of background, who is older than me? In terms of power, who can compare with him? When it comes to hugging thighs, isn’t this the thickest thigh of Buddha?

I just want to ask, who else?

Yes, Lu Xuan is a little bloated and a little too arrogant, but he also has the capital and qualifications to be arrogant.

……

This kind of Buddhist life will come to an end in a few days.

The reason is that senior brother Chen Xuanzang is back.

On the way back from almsgiving, Lu Xuan happened to see his master and brother Xuanzang being chased and beaten by the aunt who sold roast goose.

At this moment, Lu Xuan understood that the time had come and he should follow Brother Xuanzang to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain to find Sun Wukong and get the monkey hair to complete the main mission.

As for whether the master would let him go, Lu Xuan didn't think it was a big problem.

Lu Xuan had been anesthetizing himself before. Everything was a great test for the Buddha. He was at the second level at most.

The Buddha already knew that he had guessed that he was testing himself, but whether he could do it or not was another matter.

Everyone knows the truth, but how many people can actually do it?

This wave, Buddha is at least on the fifth floor!

As for his purpose, Lu Xuan had a hunch that the Buddha should have known about it, otherwise he would not have accepted him as a registered disciple.

So going to Wuzhishan should be safe. What you need to pay attention to is the difficulties and obstacles on the road and how to get the monkey hair from Sun Wukong, the king of demons.

Because Buddha is likely to use these things as his own test.

You must be cautious and cautious, and cautious.

The most important thing is to strengthen your Buddhist heart - all hardships are just another test of the Buddha!

……

Chen Xuanzang accidentally saw the pictures and text on the wall and asked in surprise: "Master, it turns out you knew about the pig demon a long time ago."

The Buddha's incarnation panted and explained: "This pig demon, whose original name is Zhu Ganghye, is as ugly as a pig... he is a love species.

He is extremely infatuated with his wife.

But his wife thought he was ugly and committed adultery with a beautiful man, and conspired to beat him to death with a nine-tooth rake.

His love turned into hatred, his grudges turned into a demon, and he vowed to kill all the women in the world who admired beautiful men. "

Chen Xuanzang nodded: "It turns out that he is also a pitiful person. Master, I can't face such a powerful monster. How about you take action?"

Master: "Okay... But I have been very busy recently. I have to deal with such a powerful and deceptive monster... You must have the courage to find a king of kings who is more powerful than the monster.

He may teach you how to conquer demons. "

Chen Xuanzang: "Who is he?"

Master: "He is the Sun Wukong who was pressed by the Buddha... under the Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years!"

Chen Xuanzang: "Sun Wukong?

Master, he is just a legend... No one has ever found him. "

Master: "It's actually very simple. You go to the foot of Wuzhi Mountain... and find an old temple. There is a Buddha statue in front of the temple... It is 1,300 feet high and 256 feet wide. Sun Wukong is there."

Chen Xuanzang: "Is it really that easy?"

Master: "It is one thousand three hundred feet high and two hundred and fifty-six feet wide... Even a blind person can see it.

Without further ado, get on your way.

Also, that Sun Wukong... is ferocious, cunning, insidious, and has too much hatred, so you have to be careful. "

Chen Xuanzang was not confident: "Why should I ask him to help me?"

The master's tone was serious and firm: "With your wisdom...and this book."

Seeing the master taking out the book of three hundred children's songs again, Chen Xuanzang held his head helplessly.

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……

Just when Chen Xuanzang was about to leave, Lu Xuan arrived panting.

Seeing that Senior Brother Xuanzang hadn't left yet, Lu Xuan breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Senior Brother hadn't left yet and it was still too late.

Lu Xuan chased him for more than a dozen streets. Everyone was paralyzed from exhaustion, but the backs of the master and senior brother Xuanzang could not be seen.

Sure enough, even without using magic power, Brother Xuanzang's physical body is not comparable to that of his mortal self.

Senior Brother Xuanzang's physique is at least two or three times that of mine.

Lu Xuan gasped and asked: "Master, where are you going, senior brother?"

There seemed to be a flash of light in the master's eyes, and he said with a smile: "Your senior brother is going to the Five Fingers Mountain to find the king of demons, Sun Wukong, to help subdue the pig demon."

Lu Xuan's heart moved: "Master, can my disciple go with my senior brother?"

Master: "Okay, it just so happens that you two fellow apprentices also have someone to look after you on the way.

The original Demon-Conquering Ceremony is given to you as a teacher. On the way, you can ask your senior brother Xuanzang for advice and learn the truth, goodness and beauty to influence the demons. "

Lu Xuan clasped his hands together and carefully took the book of three hundred children's songs.

Then he fell to his knees and heard three more bangs.

"Thank you Master for the gift!"

The master waved goodbye with a smile: "We practitioners, why should we stick to trivial matters? Go ahead and do what you should do!"

Lu Xuan: "Yes, thank you Master for your teaching. I will keep it in mind."

Lu Xuan clasped his hands together and looked at his senior brother Xuanzang with respect: "Senior brother Xuanzang, my junior brother is called San Dian. I hope that my senior brother will take care of you along the way."

Chen Xuanzang was also very excited about this new junior disciple: "I will definitely do it."

……

The two brothers and sisters set off like this.

On the way, Brother Xuanzang asked Lu Xuan how he became a master, and Lu Xuan explained everything one by one, without any concealment.

Among them, Lu Xuan also asked Xuanzang for advice on spiritual practice. Of course, Chen Xuanzang now only knows three hundred children's songs.

Lu Xuan didn't feel embarrassed at all, but really studied seriously.

Lu Xuan's bad attitude towards learning made Chen Xuanzang feel a little ashamed. He didn't even believe it. But in the end, this junior brother really believed that the 300 songs here were a rite of subduing demons.

Perhaps this is the reason why the master accepted his junior brother, the junior brother Sannan is really a person who worships the Buddha and has a Buddha heart.

Lu Xuan said: "Whether you believe it or not, I do believe it myself. I am a member of the Buddhist sect, and the Dharma name is Three Difficulties."

Everything I have experienced is nothing but illusion and a test from the Buddha!

……

Not even a few days after leaving, Lu Xuan and Chen Xuanzang were sneak attacked one night.

Before they could react, the two of them were tied up.

Lu Xuan guessed that this should be a test for Miss Duan and her men. He didn't have too much worry in his heart, but he still showed a very scared look on his face and hid behind Senior Brother Xuanzang in fear.

Senior Brother Xuanzang has always taken good care of Lu Xuan, just like an older brother protecting his younger brother.

Even when he was in danger, he still protected Lu Xuan behind him.

Sure enough, they were Miss Duan's group who were acting to deceive Senior Brother Xuanzang.

"We came from the west to the Central Plains to fight monsters. We must make a name for ourselves. We travel together as if we are an enemy country. In order to kill monsters, we must first kill the exorcists.

No matter how strong your martial arts skills are, if you meet us, you will be dead..."

Lu Xuan just acted like a transparent person, hiding timidly behind Chen Xuanzang, watching them acting with a frightened look.

After a while of acting, Miss Duan's emotions were revealed.

Seeing that the plan was ruined, Miss Duan was sensational and confessed, but unfortunately, Chen Xuanzang was a straight man, and he did not dare to face his own emotions.

Chen Xuanzang naturally refused.

Seeing that they were too soft, Miss Duan and the others had no choice but to be tough and lock Chen Xuanzang and Lu Xuan in the car first.

Chen Xuanzang: "Don't worry, Junior Brother Sannan, Senior Brother will protect you."

Lu Xuan nodded and said seriously: "Sannan believes that senior brother can do it."

Chen Xuanzang's face was slightly red, and he was a little embarrassed. After all, he was also a prisoner now, but he still nodded: "Yes!"

Lu Xuan was not worried that Miss Duan would hurt him.

Even if it is really aimed at myself, it is nothing more than:

It’s just a test from the Buddha!

……

Chen Xuanzang kept shouting loudly in the car: "Let me out, I want to pee..."

The corner of Lu Xuan's mouth twitched. Senior Brother Xuanzang actually wanted to pee here.

Chen Xuanzang was a little embarrassed: "People have three urgent needs."

As soon as Xuanzang unbuttoned his belt, the door opened. A strong man grabbed Lu Xuan by the back of his neck and lifted him onto another carriage.

Chen Xuanzang stopped the opponent nervously, fearing that it would be detrimental to his San Nan Junior Brother.

However, this was not something he could stop, so he pushed him away.

Seeing Lu Xuan being transferred to another carriage, Chen Xuanzang breathed a sigh of relief and shouted loudly: "Junior Brother Sannan, are you okay? They didn't do anything to you, right?"

Lu Xuan: "Senior brother Xuanzang, don't worry, I'm fine."

Seeing that his junior brother was fine, Xuanzang untied his belt again and prepared to urinate.

At this time, the lady opened the door again, and the famous scene in the movie began.

"Go away, you squirted on me..."

Lu Xuan could only take a rough look at it from the other carriage.

Senior brother, senior brother, don’t blame Brother Sannan for not helping you, I can’t protect myself either!

You wish for more blessings, and this is also your love disaster. No one can help you except yourself.

……

As the farce ended, the copper coins on the carriage suddenly made a sound, and Lu Xuan was shocked.

Is it the Piggy Hyena coming?

Damn it, senior brother Xuanzang is not with him.

not good!

Dangerous!

Lu Xuan saw a huge black shadow slowly emerging in the distance.

Lu Xuan swallowed.

"Brother Xuanzang, save me!"

Miss Duan took Chen Xuanzang's hand and was about to lead him into the chariot.

Chen Xuanzang let go of Miss Duan.

"No, my junior brother Sannan is still in that car."

Miss Duan cursed: "Fuck, it's so troublesome!"

Miss Duan immediately opened the car door. Before Lu Xuan could react, he was pulled up by Miss Duan and flew up.

At the same time, the other hand was holding Chen Xuanzang, and Lu Xuan and the two got on the iron-blooded chariot.

The chariot ran for a while, and Zhu Gangxuan came around to the front at some point. Miss Duan gave the order: bump into it!

At the same time, Chen Xuanzang was pushed off the chariot.

Chen Xuanzang was a little embarrassed: "People have three urgent needs."

As soon as Xuanzang unbuttoned his belt, the door opened. A strong man grabbed Lu Xuan by the back of his neck and lifted him onto another carriage.

Chen Xuanzang stopped the opponent nervously, fearing that it would be detrimental to his San Nan Junior Brother.

However, this was not something he could stop, so he pushed him away.

Seeing Lu Xuan being transferred to another carriage, Chen Xuanzang breathed a sigh of relief and shouted loudly: "Junior Brother Sannan, are you okay? They didn't do anything to you, right?"

Lu Xuan: "Senior brother Xuanzang, don't worry, I'm fine."

Seeing that his junior brother was fine, Xuanzang untied his belt again and prepared to urinate.

At this time, the lady opened the door again, and the famous scene in the movie began.

"Go away, you squirted on me..."

Lu Xuan could only take a rough look at it from the other carriage.

Senior brother, senior brother, don’t blame Brother Sannan for not helping you, I can’t protect myself either!

You wish for more blessings, and this is also your love disaster. No one can help you except yourself.

……

As the farce ended, the copper coins on the carriage suddenly made a sound, and Lu Xuan was shocked.

Is it the Piggy Hyena coming?

Damn it, senior brother Xuanzang is not with him.

not good!

Dangerous!

Lu Xuan saw a huge black shadow slowly emerging in the distance.

Lu Xuan swallowed.

"Brother Xuanzang, save me!"

Miss Duan took Chen Xuanzang's hand and was about to lead him into the chariot.

Chen Xuanzang let go of Miss Duan.

"No, my junior brother Sannan is still in that car."

Miss Duan cursed: "Fuck, it's so troublesome!"

Miss Duan immediately opened the car door. Before Lu Xuan could react, he was pulled up by Miss Duan and flew up.

At the same time, the other hand was holding Chen Xuanzang, and Lu Xuan and the two got on the iron-blooded chariot.

The chariot ran for a while, and Zhu Gangxuan came around to the front at some point. Miss Duan gave the order: bump into it!

At the same time, Chen Xuanzang was pushed off the chariot.

Chen Xuanzang was a little embarrassed: "People have three urgent needs."

As soon as Xuanzang unbuttoned his belt, the door opened. A strong man grabbed Lu Xuan by the back of his neck and lifted him onto another carriage.

Chen Xuanzang stopped the opponent nervously, fearing that it would be detrimental to his San Nan Junior Brother.

However, this was not something he could stop, so he pushed him away.

Seeing Lu Xuan being transferred to another carriage, Chen Xuanzang breathed a sigh of relief and shouted loudly: "Junior Brother Sannan, are you okay? They didn't do anything to you, right?"

Lu Xuan: "Senior brother Xuanzang, don't worry, I'm fine."

Seeing that his junior brother was fine, Xuanzang untied his belt again and prepared to urinate.

At this time, the lady opened the door again, and the famous scene in the movie began.

"Go away, you squirted on me..."

Lu Xuan could only take a rough look at it from the other carriage.

Senior brother, senior brother, don’t blame Brother Sannan for not helping you, I can’t protect myself either!

You wish for more blessings, and this is also your love disaster. No one can help you except yourself.

……

As the farce ended, the copper coins on the carriage suddenly made a sound, and Lu Xuan was shocked.

Is it the Piggy Hyena coming?

Damn it, senior brother Xuanzang is not with him.

not good!

Dangerous!

Lu Xuan saw a huge black shadow slowly emerging in the distance.

Lu Xuan swallowed.

"Brother Xuanzang, save me!"

Miss Duan took Chen Xuanzang's hand and was about to lead him into the chariot.