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Chapter 201
really!
Paradise will never give reincarnators a choice of a certain death mission.
However, this mission is no different from death, unless you are a time traveler like Lu Xuan and know some of the plots and general trends of this world.
Otherwise, it can basically be declared cool.
Presumably those reincarnators with SS level and SSS level talents are so cool.
In a world of this level, strength is no longer important. No matter how strong you are and no matter how many treasures you give, the other party can kill you like an ant.
The most important thing is to find the right method and timing. A slight deviation will result in a GG.
……
Knowing that the incarnations of Chen Xuanzang and Buddha were likely to be in this town, Lu Xuan began his search.
After searching for more than an hour, Lu Xuan discovered what appeared to be the incarnation of Buddha amidst a flurry of arguments.
"You are a bald man. You eat chicken without paying for it. I will beat you to death, a monk..."
I saw an aunt holding a stick and violently beating a fat monk wearing tattered monk robes.
The monk didn't dare to resist, he just kept running away.
After running for a while, the aunt was out of breath, holding a stick and greeting the monk's family tree one by one.
After a while, the crowd watching the excitement dispersed.
Lu Xuan followed the monk all the way to his destination.
During this period, he made no move to hide his figure. Anyway, no matter what he did, he would probably see it in his eyes.
So why bother acting like a thief?
As for following the monk openly and without any objection, Lu Xuan naturally acquiesced that he agreed.
Here, Lu Xuan saw a handsome young man doing his homework while knocking on a wooden fish.
Chen Xuanzang had long been accustomed to the monk's embarrassment.
He just said lightly: "Master, you must have been beaten again for stealing chicken."
"Haha, practice, this is all practice."
The monk obviously didn't want to delve into this issue with him, so he quickly changed the subject.
He said: "Xuan Zang, there is a fish monster in the fishing village that is killing people. You should go and subdue the fish monster on behalf of my master."
Chen Xuanzang really wanted to hit him in the face with three hundred children's songs.
Knowing the old monk's character, he didn't say anything, packed up his bags and prepared to leave, heading to the fishing village to convert the fish demon.
"Master, please accept me as an apprentice."
Before Chen Xuanzang left the house, Lu Xuan had already rushed to the monk and knelt down in front of him.
He even murmured that he wanted to worship the monk as his teacher.
Lu Xuan has been deeply aware of his own weakness in this world.
The passers-by walking on the road gave Lu Xuan an irresistible feeling of power.
Until Lu Xuan tried to lift a stone that only weighed more than ten or twenty kilograms.
Lu Xuan understood that something was wrong with him in this world, let alone an ordinary adult, even a child, he would probably not be able to defeat him.
Perhaps the gravity of the world here is no different from other worlds, but the extraordinary substances, or vitality, spiritual energy and the like have already been integrated into their bodies and are closely related to them.
They may not notice it, but Lu Xuan already feels something different. The air here is very comfortable.
Every time he took a breath, Lu Xuan felt as if his cells were cheering. Lu Xuan felt that his body seemed to be slowly getting stronger.
It should be caused by the aura existing in the air.
Originally, Lu Xuan had planned to conquer the fish demon with Chen Xuanzang, but after knowing that he was a weakling among weaklings, Lu Xuan had already made up his mind.
Before Chen Xuanzang went to find Sun Wukong, the king of demons, he would not go anywhere. Even if he was stalking him, he would have to keep the monk by his side.
No matter how much hardship he endured, pretending to be stupid, shameless, and shameless, Lu Xuan would still cling to this incarnation of the Buddha.
As a Buddha, it’s okay if you can’t see me. I’ve always been right under your nose, so you won’t die without saving me.
Lu Xuan was ready to be driven away by the other party.
"Ah? You want me to be your teacher?"
The monk was indeed surprised by Lu Xuan's move. Of course, he was a master of acting, so he might have been faking it.
"Haha, did you see that Xuanzang's reputation as a master has spread far and wide? Look, there are people who come here specifically to become his disciple."
"Cough cough."
The monk said seriously: "Who is your name? Where did you hear about me? How many bundles do you plan to give me?"
Lu Xuan's attitude is sincere, as if the person in front of him is not a ruined monk, but a truly enlightened monk. Believe it or not, you are the Buddha to me anyway!
"My disciple's name is Lu Xuan. When I see the master, I feel like I have seen the Buddha. I only want to stay with the Buddha and serve him sincerely. I hope the master will fulfill his wishes."
The monk looked a little embarrassed and rubbed his fingers: "Your heart for praying to Buddha is not very firm!"
Lu Xuan pretended not to notice the monk's actions, and replied respectfully: "My disciple is determined to seek Buddha, and he will not let me down."
The monk couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
Good guy! You are more shameless than me, you are just a freeloader.
I can't afford to support myself, so I have to rely on (cheating and abducting) for alms.
Let me raise you! Where did you get your face?
Monk: "In that case, let me give you a test, monk. My disciple Xuanzang is going to the fishing village to subdue the fish demon. You can go with him."
Lu Xuan shook his head fiercely, don't you want me to die?
"Master, my disciple's cultivation is still shallow. I'm not going anywhere. I only want to stay with my master."
Monk: "Oh, besides, I won't confiscate you as my disciple. How about you and Xuanzang conquer the fish demon together and then come and become my disciple?"
Lu Xuan: "My disciple is devoted to Buddha, and I hope my master will fulfill my wish."
Seeing Lu Xuan's stubborn look, the monk was a little embarrassed.
The monk's tone was no longer compassionate, but he said harshly: "I can't support myself even though I'm a poor man in a ruined temple. You'd better go elsewhere to learn skills."
"Oh, it turns out that the master is worried about this. Don't worry, master. I will leave the alms matters to the apprentice in the future. As long as the apprentice is here, I guarantee that the master will not go hungry."
After saying that, Lu Xuan ignored the surprised looks of Master Chen Xuanzang and his disciples, picked up a tattered monk's robe in the temple and put it on himself.
He casually picked up a broken bowl and went to ask for alms, without giving the two of them a chance to react.
Both Chen Xuanzang and the monk looked at Lu Xuan's leaving figure with their mouths wide open.
After a long time, Chen Xuanzang finally said: "He must have taken the best monk's robe and the last complete bowl in the temple."
Only then did the monk react: "No, this guy won't defraud our most valuable possessions."
Xuanzang rolled his eyes: "The bowl and the tattered monk's robes combined are not worth two copper coins."
The monk was not happy when he heard this. What two copper coins?
If you bury and eliminate people less, you will get at least three copper coins!
The monk patted Chen Xuanzang on the head and said, "What do you want? Why don't you go to the fishing village to slay the demons?"
After Xuanzang left, the monk's expression changed completely. He held the magic formula in his hand and muttered: "It can't be calculated? Variables, variables!"
Then he shook his head and ignored him.
……
After Lu Xuan walked out of the temple, his face was burning!
I really don’t know how I managed to be so shameless.
Although the process is a bit difficult to describe, the result is good, and I have barely found a reason to stay.
It’s better to survive than to be miserable!
Next, it was time to go for alms. Lu Xuan felt a headache and touched his head.
Stroking her beautiful dark hair.
A real man lives between heaven and earth. How can you ruin your spiritual practice because of this slender thing? Just let me cut you off today and cure it forever!
My dagger is not completely useless. No, it is quite convenient for shaving my scalp.
The only drawback is that it is too sharp, leaving several blood marks on the scalp.
This can be regarded as a testimony of my sincerity to the Buddha.
From now on, Lu Xuan will be a monk who sincerely worships the Buddha. Even if the king of heaven comes, it will be the same.
Even if he dies, he will die as a monk sincerely worshiping the Buddha.
This is Lu Xuan's only chance of survival!
……
Regardless of how easy it is for monks in later generations to beg alms, they can still give a few dollars willingly no matter what.
But here, Lu Xuan could only sigh: People's hearts are not as old as they used to be!
"Go away, stinky monk, don't block my business here, go beg for food elsewhere..."
"No, no, I can't support myself, so how can you help me..."
"Master, do you think I am someone who can afford to eat? I am also hungry. Master, I see there is a steamed bun in your bowl. Share it with me. I haven't eaten in a few days. Hey, Master, don’t run away..."
Lu Xuan finally saw what life is like.
Those who attack people directly are considered good, and some people even turn to the monks for alms. If they hadn't run fast, they might not have been able to save the only piece of steamed bun.
After working hard for a long time, Lu Xuan was still hungry, but the master didn't eat, so there was no reason for the disciple to eat first.
"Master, I'm back. This is today's fasting meal. Please enjoy it."
Lu Xuan placed the only steamed bun in front of the monk.
The monk looked at Lu Xuan with some embarrassment, and then sighed: "Alas! I think you may not be suitable for this line of work, forget it."
Of course, it was impossible for Lu Xuan to leave. Just kidding, the world is so dangerous, and he would disappear within two days without this thigh.
"The lesson taught by the master is that the disciple will work hard."
While talking, Lu Xuan's stomach made a few disappointing noises.
Monk: "Look at you, you are really not suitable for this place, so you should leave! If you are hungry, eat this steamed bun, and then go back to where it came from."
Lu Xuan: "My disciple is not hungry. I just hope that the master can serve the Buddha. My disciple will not feel hungry if he has the Buddha by his side."
The monk was a little angry: "You are not hungry, but I am. Look at you, what are these transformed things? Is this food for people to eat? There is no wine or meat, how do you expect me to swallow it?" "
Lu Xuan: "Yes, my disciple will go and prepare wine and meat for the master."
After saying that, Lu Xuan picked up the bowl, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, carefully placed the steamed buns in front of the monk, and held an empty bowl to prepare wine and meat for him. The only drawback is that it is too sharp, leaving several blood marks on the scalp.
This can be regarded as a testimony of my sincerity to the Buddha.
From now on, Lu Xuan will be a monk who sincerely worships the Buddha. Even if the king of heaven comes, it will be the same.
Even if he dies, he will die as a monk sincerely worshiping the Buddha.
This is Lu Xuan's only chance of survival!
……
Regardless of how easy it is for monks in later generations to beg alms, they can still give a few dollars willingly no matter what.
But here, Lu Xuan could only sigh: People's hearts are not as old as they used to be!
"Go away, stinky monk, don't block my business here, go beg for food elsewhere..."
"No, no, I can't support myself, so how can you help me..."
"Master, do you think I am someone who can afford to eat? I am also hungry. Master, I see there is a steamed bun in your bowl. Share it with me. I haven't eaten in a few days. Hey, Master, don’t run away..."
Lu Xuan finally saw what life is like.
Those who attack people directly are considered good, and some people even turn to the monks for alms. If they hadn't run fast, they might not have been able to save the only piece of steamed bun.
After working hard for a long time, Lu Xuan was still hungry, but the master didn't eat, so there was no reason for the disciple to eat first.
"Master, I'm back. This is today's fasting meal. Please enjoy it."
Lu Xuan placed the only steamed bun in front of the monk.
The monk looked at Lu Xuan with some embarrassment, and then sighed: "Alas! I think you may not be suitable for this line of work, forget it."
Of course, it was impossible for Lu Xuan to leave. Just kidding, the world is so dangerous, and he would disappear within two days without this thigh.
"The lesson taught by the master is that the disciple will work hard."
While talking, Lu Xuan's stomach made a few disappointing noises.
Monk: "Look at you, you are really not suitable for this place, so you should leave! If you are hungry, eat this steamed bun, and then go back to where it came from."
Lu Xuan: "My disciple is not hungry. I just hope that the master can serve the Buddha. My disciple will not feel hungry if he has the Buddha by his side."
The monk was a little angry: "You are not hungry, but I am. Look at you, what are these transformed things? Is this food for people to eat? There is no wine or meat, how do you expect me to swallow it?" "After saying that, Lu Xuan picked up the bowl, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, carefully placed the steamed buns in front of the monk, and held an empty bowl to prepare wine and meat for him.
Lu Xuan: "Yes, my disciple will go and prepare wine and meat for the master."
After saying that, Lu Xuan picked up the bowl, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, carefully placed the steamed buns in front of the monk, and held an empty bowl to prepare wine and meat for him. The monk was a little angry: "You are not hungry, but I am. Look at you, what are these transformed things? Is this food for people to eat? There is no wine or meat, how do you expect me to swallow it?" "
Lu Xuan: "Yes, my disciple will go and prepare wine and meat for the master."
After saying that, Lu Xuan picked up the bowl, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, carefully placed the steamed buns in front of the monk, and held an empty bowl to prepare him with wine and meat. After saying that, Lu Xuan picked up the bowl, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, carefully placed the steamed buns in front of the monk, and held an empty bowl to prepare him with wine and meat.
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