Marvel: Ned the Mystic Mage

I saw a person wearing a strange mask flying slowly in front of me through a jet under his feet, and took out a high-tech scanning device to scan the surroundings. It was none other than the half-human, half-god, funny Star-Lord, Peter · Quill.

"Morag is a shabby planet that has been abandoned for a long time. How come there are predators here?"

Rocket asked Ned as he recognized Star-Lord's clothing as a Reaver uniform.

In his opinion, Ned, a guy who is willing to spend 100,000 yuan to buy a coordinate, must know there is some secret here that can attract predators.

"keep quiet."

Ned ignored Rocket's inquiry and pressed his head down and said.

"You bastard! Don't touch my head!"

Rocket whispered viciously: "Be careful, I will blow you away with one shot!"

Listening to Rocket's threat, Ned glanced at him but said nothing.

After scanning, Star-Lord may have determined that there was no danger, so he took back the scanning device, put away the mask, took out an old-fashioned earphone and slowly put it on his head, and hung the old-fashioned Walkman connected to it around his waist.

"The predators are all a group of desperadoes, what is he going to do?"

Star-Lord's weird anti-Predator style move confused Rocket.

As he spoke, Star-Lord, who saw everything ready, shook his arms and twisted his waist and sang:

"Hey yo~Hi yo~"

"What happened to your feelings and your hints?"

“Hey yo~hey yo~~”

"What'sthematterwithyourhead?yeah~"

While singing, Star-Lord stepped on puddles and kicked away three alien lizards in a rhythmic sequence.

"Oh~oh~oh~~"

After Star-Lord kicked the lizard away, he was shaking his head in ecstasy. When he turned his head, he saw a similar lizard crawling on the boulder next to him.

Simply grabbing the lizard in his hand and using it as a microphone, Star-Lord completely let himself go.

"Hey~hey~"

"What'sthematterwithyourhead?yeah~"

"..."

"Is he a fool?"

Rocket asked, looking at Ned with a look of despair.

Fortunately, he thought that Star-Lord, as a predator, suddenly coming here was implying something, but...

"...Yeah."

"boom!!"

Unable to bear it, Groot immediately knocked over Star-Lord who was intoxicated in his own world. He looked at Ned and Rocket and said angrily: "I am Groot!"

"Yes, you are absolutely right, this guy is a fool, and all predators are fools!"

While Rocket was talking to Groot, he kicked Star-Lord hard as he was lying in the puddle.

Ned ignored Rocket and the two, and leaned over Star-Lord and groped around for a while until he found the pick tool that could open the door to the temple where the Power Stone was stored. He looked at Rocket and said, "You know how to use it, right?"

"Oh! 'You know how to use it, right?' Of course!"

Rocket took the lockpicking tool from Ned's hand and said, "Lead the way, kid. We agreed that each of us will find half of the treasure."

"I'm Groot."

"Oh, yes, there is one more person who wants to split the money, and that's me getting two shares."

Rocket said after hearing Groot's voice.

"I'm Groot!"

"I know, I know, I'll keep it for you first, and then I'll return it to you when you need it."

Rocket dealt with Groot, looked at Ned and said, "Quickly lead the way."

"follow me."

Ned didn't respond to Rocket's constant talk about dividing the money. He didn't say no, and he didn't say how much. At worst, he would open the cosmic spirit ball when the time came. Ned only wanted the power gem inside, and gave both shells to Rocket, which was just right. It's two portions.

"Crack!"

Opening the door to the ancient temple, Ned walked directly in,

"Oh! Shet!"

Rocket hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Ned, looking nervously from side to side and saying, "You kid! Is this really your first time going out? Don't you know that places where treasures are hidden usually have super deadly traps set up? ?!”

"..."

"Rocket, do you know Rhodes?"

Ned looked at Rocket, who even had similar lines to Rhodes, and said speechlessly.

"Who?"

"You heard wrong."

Ned shook his head, pushed away the rocket and walked towards the cosmic spirit ball at the end.

"Hey! Kid!"

Seeing that Ned was so desperate for his life, Rocket shouted anxiously and asked Groot to carry him and follow him quickly.

"Cosmic Spirit Ball?!"

Rocket looked at the cosmic spirit ball wrapped in powerful energy in front of him. He took out his tablet and slid it around to find the picture of the cosmic spirit ball for searchers to compare. He looked at it again and again, and finally exclaimed: "It's really the cosmic spirit ball." ball!"

"Kid! You dare to trick Mr. Rocket! You bought the coordinates of a cosmic spirit ball worth 400,000 for 100,000!"

Rocket pulled Ned's pants fiercely and said, "Fortunately, Uncle Rocket is smart enough, hum!"

"In view of your cunningness, when you sell this thing for a penny, you should take less!"

"Rocket, I never said I would sell this thing, right?"

Ned suddenly looked at Rocket like a fool and said.

"What did you say?"

Rocket was stunned when he heard Ned's words, and then angrily jumped on Groot, lowered his head and looked at Ned, with a ferocious face about to curse.

"Hey! You two! Stay away from that thing!"

At this time, three aliens carrying laser guns suddenly came in from the door. One of the aliens was carrying Star-Lord, who was still in a coma.

"Oh! Don't worry! Of course!"

When Rocket saw these three aliens, he was like a mouse meeting a cat, and he immediately became honest.

As if he was worried that Ned, a guy who had never seen the world, was not afraid of tigers, he whispered to Ned: "These people are dressed as members of the Undead Legion, and their boss is that lunatic Ronan."

"That guy is a dominant figure in the entire galaxy, and no one can afford to offend him."

"is it?"

Ned asked softly.

The next moment, he waved his hands and snatched the laser guns of three Ronan men from the air.

"Bang bang bang!"

After three shots, three more bodies appeared on the ground.

"Oh! Shet!!"

Rocket looked at the three corpses and suddenly went crazy, "You ignorant brat! How dare you kill Ronan's people? We can't stay in the entire galaxy now, do you know?!"

"Rocket, why didn't you act so arrogant just now?"

Ned casually threw the stolen gun at his feet and said, "Don't worry, Ronan's strength is only average, just leave it to me."

"Mediocre strength? Who do you think you are? You damn brat! Uncle Rocket is going to be killed by you!"

"hu~hu~"

Rocket gasped and sat on the ground in despair: "Okay now, we can only fill up the spacecraft with fuel before Ronan knows about it, and then run to the other side of the universe."