i have a girlfriend in marvel

There are two Thanos, one male and one female, different genders, the same skin color, but one looks domineering and the other is soft.

The two-meter-tall female Thanos was wearing dark overalls and a tight-fitting blue navel-baring vest. The pair of vests could barely contain the evil figure, which made Su Ye feel dizzy.

"This guy might have a bigger head than Mai Shiranui! It's over, Miss Mai's status can't be kept!"

Su Ye began to run a train in his heart, taking all his current girlfriends and comparing them with the female version of Thanos in front of him, and found out to his frustration that he really couldn't beat him!

If you don’t believe me, look at the cover. It’s really impossible to size at that size.

Judging from the heights of Su Ye's girlfriends, if they wanted to be on par with the guy in front of him, they might need three pounds of silicone.

In that case, there will be no beauty and only cumbersomeness, which will have a considerable impact on movements and body balance.

While Su Ye was thinking about running a train, Thanos, who had lost an arm, also turned to look at the female version of Thanos who suddenly appeared.

"Who are you?"

Su Ye curled his lips, why did this question sound familiar? It seemed that he had just heard it.

However, compared to Su Ye, the female version of Thanos in front of her was obviously worse in temper. When faced with Thanos' questions, she had no intention of answering.

"Where's your arm? Where's your glove? Where's your knife? Where's your gem?"

A series of four questions, each one was like a knife, piercing Thanos's heart hard. Thanos suddenly felt that in comparison, the broken arm did not seem to hurt so much.

The arm was gone, the knife was broken, the gems were stolen, the gloves...

What are gloves? Why do you ask about gloves? Why do you also have gloves? I am just a gem. What do you need that thing for?

Thanos was so full that he wanted to vomit, but when he saw the female version of Thanos wearing a golden glove with six infinity stones on his hand, he swallowed all the tickets.

I don’t know where this female version of Thanos came from, but I have struggled for half my life, but I can’t do as well as a female version of myself.

Thanos suddenly felt that his life was in vain, or he might as well just die.

Anyway, the ideal that I had been fighting for for half my life had been devalued as worthless. There was no need for the ideal or his people to live.

Thinking of this, Thanos simply closed his eyes.

"Destroy, I'm tired!"

"..."

Su Ye had never experienced Thanos' mental journey, so he didn't know where his sudden urge to give up his life came from. But looking at his appearance, Su Ye felt that giving him another blow would send him thousands of miles away. Besides, it might be a relief for him.

"waste!"

Before Su Ye could take action, the female Thanos opposite did curse.

"Such a useless guy is actually worthy of being compared to me, as me in the parallel world?"

"You don't deserve to be called Thanos, let alone say, go to hell!"

After saying that, the female version of Thanos directly raised the machete in her hand, which was almost the same as the previous Thanos's hand, and slashed directly at Thanos.

Swish!

Knife up and down.

Thanos, who has traversed the universe for countless years and spent his whole life striving for an unrealistic and funny ideal, only to discover that he was nothing in the end, ended his life with a colorful and magnificent but meaningless cry.

In Avengers 3, what Thor couldn't do was easily accomplished by the female version of Thanos who came from an unknown dimension.

Looking at Thanos' body that fell into two halves, Su Ye suddenly remembered a short film produced by Marvel that he had seen before, called "What If..."

Inside, as soon as Thanos used the space gem to open the space door and enter the earth, Vision turned back and cut him vertically with a laser.

The scene in front of me was inexplicably similar to the one in the anime short film.

The female Thanos on the side clapped her hands casually, as if she had killed a mosquito and done a trivial thing, and then turned to look at Su Ye.

To be precise, Tantan looked at the gloves inlaid with infinite gems on Su Ye's hands.

When Thanos looked over, Su Ye stopped talking and quickly threw the warm soul gem in his hand into the empty slot on the Infinity Gauntlet.

boom!

A powerful force instantly spread throughout Su Ye's body. The huge force almost caused him to explode on the spot at this moment.

However, this feeling only lasted less than a second, and then disappeared, and the body returned to almost the same state as before.

However, Su Ye lowered his head and glanced at the gloves that were quietly put on his hands, and suddenly felt a feeling in his heart that the entire universe was under my control.

Opposite, the female version of Thanos finally no longer had a stern face, but suddenly smiled.

"No wonder you can collect so many gems. In this world, you are really capable of driving the other me to a dead end. The power of six infinite gems is not something that ordinary people can simply withstand."

Su Ye nodded, "I'm just okay, not as great as you boast, just average, third in the universe, hahahahaha!"

Su Ye is a braggart, but the female version of Thanos opposite him is serious.

"You are the third in the universe and I am the first, so who is the second?"

"..."

Su Ye really wanted to ask, eldest sister, are you serious? Can't you tell it's a joke?

I said I am the third in the universe just for the sake of rhyme. In this single universe, there is nothing wrong with me bragging that I am the first, okay?

The female version of Thanos opposite didn't seem to know what a joke was. Instead, she looked at Su Ye with a look of recognition, as if waiting for his answer.

"cough!"

Su Ye decided to bypass this problem, coughed slightly, and asked the female version of Thanos.

"You are Thanos too, right? Where are you from, where are you going, and what is your purpose here!"

Although the female version of Thanos doesn't know much about humor, she no longer struggles with issues she doesn't understand for too long.

Anyway, there is no difference between the second and third pages. It’s just that they don’t have the strongest one like herself.

Like Su Ye, the female version of Thanos at this time naturally believes that she is the strongest in the universe.

Well, the single universe is the strongest.

"I am indeed Thanos, but you don't need to know where I come from. You only need to know that the purpose of my coming here is to conquer. You, including all life in this universe, will be my slaves. This is enough!"

After hearing what the female version of Thanos said, Su Ye couldn't help but laugh.

"Haven't you heard that the more hateful you say, the more miserable your death will be? How dare you say that everyone in this universe is your slave? Who gives you such a big face? Call him out , let’s see if she grew up drinking tainted milk powder, she must have shit in her head!”

The female version of Thanos was not furious because of Su Ye's vulgar language, but just raised her left hand wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.

"You know what this is, and you know what I can do!"

"I can promise to spare the lives of your family and friends in this universe, but I will decide for others. If you dare to stop me, I can guarantee that it will be irresponsible for the lives of your family and friends! "

"This is not a threat, this is a notice!"

Su Ye sighed.

He was sure that the female version of Thanos in front of him was not a big devil, but a chuunibyou. How could you live out such a shameful line without changing your expression!

Are you sure your name is Thanos, not Mie Aotian?

"Looking at your expression, you don't believe me anymore."

Seeing Su Ye's look as if he was looking at a fool, the female version of Thanos felt that her body and soul had been insulted. She was instantly furious and decided to give Su Ye some color, so she directly pinched her gloved fingers. together.

"I know you also have gloves that can neutralize or restore what I did."

The female version of Thanos said calmly.

"But there is one thing you should also know. Although physical injuries can be recovered, mental trauma and painful memories are not so easy to clear. Even if you resurrect them, the feeling at the moment of death will not be the same. It will accompany them throughout their lives and become a painful memory that will never be erased!"

Su Ye sighed helplessly.

The snap of the female version of Thanos will definitely cause some psychological and physical trauma to the defenders of the Great Wall.

But these are not a big deal to Su Ye.

Those people are all warriors. If they experience life and death one more time, they may gain some experience from great pain and become stronger.

As for relatives, Su Ye's relatives are all in Long Kingdom, with Lao Su.

Even Su Ye couldn't figure out what level of powerhouse Lao Su was.

However, Su Ye felt that there was a high probability that the female version of Thanos' snapping fingers would not cause any harm to Lao Su and others.

This feeling was groundless, but that's what Su Ye thought.

However, he is still prepared to persuade the female version of Thanos to be kind.

"As a cosmic-level powerhouse who dominates the universe, you actually use the lives of other people's relatives to threaten others. What you do is really disgusting."

"Humph!"

The female version of Thanos turned around and snorted, "I am the strongest in the universe, and I should decide the rules of the universe. If I say it's reasonable, it is reasonable. You don't despise it? You are nothing!"

"I don't count wool, I am the third in the universe!"

Su Ye shook his head, "Everyone has the Infinity Gauntlet. If we really make a fuss, it will definitely not look good, so don't say those threatening words and just draw the line. What do you want from me?"

The female version of Thanos rolled her eyes and said, "I want to play a game with you!"

"What about specifics?"

"Well, that's right, have you heard of the canyon?"

The female version of Thanos made a sudden turn and almost broke Su Ye's waist.

He already had a rough guess about the canyon that the female version of Thanos was talking about, but he still asked with the slightest expectation that his idea was wrong.

"Canyon? What canyon?"

The female version of Thanos suddenly smiled.

"Are you too lowly? You don't even know about the canyon?"

"Dota, LOL, King of Glory, if you have never played it, you must have heard of it!"

Su Ye scratched his head. This world is only 11 years old now. Dota and League of Legends have both come out, but Honor of Kings will not be online for a few years in 15 years. This female version of Thanos really traveled from another world. , otherwise how would you know about the King of Glory.

Traveling through... other worlds?

Thinking of this word, Su Ye's eyes suddenly widened.

Time travel, why didn’t I think of time travel before?

Although this world is wonderful, and although this world also has a pair of parents who are very good to him, Su Ye does not belong to this world after all, he came from time-travel.

If he could return to his original world, of course he would not refuse, and even looked forward to it.

If we could return to the original world with our current knowledge and abilities, we might be able to directly climb the technology tree of that world to an unimaginable level.

At that time, those who talk nonsense all day long, those who are obsessed with destroying me, and those who want to be the boss of everyone and have only one voice in the world, will all have to shut up.

What's more, Su Ye can go back to another world and repeat what he did here.

Don’t the islanders like anime? Godzilla, the Ten-Tails, and the Apostles will all be arranged for you.

The same is true in the United States. If you find some aliens alive, Su Ye pretends to be an alien and walks around in their city. Don't they like aliens and always fight with aliens in science fiction works? Then give them one Seek benevolence and gain benevolence.

Su Ye's heart was suddenly filled with trains.

Although the Marvel world is good, it is not my hometown after all.

Opposite, the female version of Thanos looked at Su Ye with some surprise. She never thought that she just mentioned a few game names, and this person actually got excited about it.

Sure enough, you are also a teenager who is addicted to games. I just don’t know if you are good at it.

"Hey! You haven't answered me yet! Do you know the canyon? Do you want to have a game...oh no, a few canyon duels?"

Su Ye clapped his hands.

"Okay, come on, I've never been afraid of anyone in the canyon! But before that, I have a question to ask you!"

"You ask, hurry up!"

The female version of Thanos was also excited.

"Well, which universe do you come from? How did you travel across the universe? Tell me how you travel across the universe!"

"This……"

The female version of Thanos hesitated slightly.

Su Ye suddenly became nervous.

"Is this too complicated for you to say? Or is there no way to tell it?"

"That's not true, it's actually very simple," the female version of Thanos shrugged, "I just didn't expect your bet to be so simple."

"Bet? What bet?"

Su Ye suddenly felt as if he had been tricked.

"Okay, that's it!"

The female version of Thanos clapped her hands and shouted loudly.

"Let's play a game. If you win, I will tell you how to travel across the world. If I win, you will leave this world to me in peace!"

"Your bet is a bit unfair."

Su Ye wanted to refute, but the female version of Thanos across from him directly stretched out his hand.

"Where's all this nonsense? Let's choose someone!"