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"Mortal, you are courting death!"

Hela was angry. No one dared to say such provocative words in front of her despite her age.

The person who can make her a maid has not yet been born.

After shouting, Hela didn't hesitate. She directly condensed a dagger in her hand and swung it towards Su Ye.

boom!

The dagger hit the air, creating crystal-like mirrors out of thin air.

As the mirror broke, the dagger fell to the ground and disappeared.

"Hmph, magic? No wonder you dare to say such arrogant words, it seems there is something about it."

Hela snorted, flicked her hands, and two black daggers appeared in her hands again.

"However, if you think that this level of defense is enough to be arrogant with me, then you are totally wrong!"

"I am Hela, the goddess of death, the most powerful god of war in Asgard. When I traveled across the nine realms, your ancestors were still barbarians!"

Hela waved her hands and was about to throw out the dagger in her hand.

But at this moment, Su Ye suddenly stretched out his hand.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

"What are you talking about? Whose ancestors were barbarians!"

"Aren't you a little too self-righteous? Have you investigated or verified it? How dare you say that my ancestors are barbarians!"

"I……"

Hela opened her mouth. The momentum that had been rising just now was suddenly interrupted by Su Ye's sudden move. She was a bit unable to catch up. She even didn't know whether to throw the dagger in her hand.

"What are you doing? If you don't know what to say, just shut up and listen to me!"

Su Ye waved his hand domineeringly, giving Hela no chance to refute.

"When you went to the earth, did you think the whole earth had gone around? It certainly didn't happen. If so, you would never say such a thing!"

"There's no need to explain too much. You guys like to generalize. This habit goes down from generation to generation. I understand."

"But what I want to tell you is that there is not only Northern Europe, not only Vikings, and not just that bitter cold land on earth."

"In your time, the places you visited were probably still barbaric places. The people there were uncivilized and lived a primitive life of eating hair and drinking blood."

"But somewhere you can't see, there is a great ancient country that has been passed down for thousands of years."

"The history of that country is longer than your age, no, even your father's age, do you understand?"

"There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, and there are two people on the ground. Look up at the bright moon. I am Dad Xie! Have you heard of it?"

"This poem goes through time earlier than the time you were born!"

"On Earth, there is something called luxury goods, and some people call it rich. The decoration style of your fairy palace is just the style of rich people. They think that if they have a little gold, they are taller."

"Do you know what Duan inkstone, Hu brush, Hui ink, and rice paper are? What are Ding kiln, Ru kiln, Guan kiln, Jun kiln, and Ge kiln? What are Su embroidery, Hunan embroidery, Cantonese embroidery, and Shu embroidery? What are agarwood, sandalwood, and ambergris? Does it smell fragrant and musky?”

"Just these few names make your head buzz, don't you know what I'm talking about?"

"Forget about the nouveau riche on Earth who made their fortunes through plunder and resources. You, the majestic Asgardians, are known as the Lords of the Nine Realms and have ruled the Nine Realms for thousands of years. Yet you are still living a life inferior to that of our ancients."

"That's it, you have the nerve to brag to me?"

"Let me tell you frankly, the purpose of letting you be my maid is to help you open up your mind and broaden your horizons, so that you will not be self-righteous all day long. You are obviously a frog in the well and think that you own the whole universe. I feel ashamed for you. Panic."

After talking for a long time, Su Ye felt a little dry. He took out a glass of water out of thin air and took a sip to moisten his throat.

On the opposite side, Hela was indeed a little confused.

"..."

She wanted to refute and let Su Ye know that she was the successor of Asgard, the king of the Nine Realms, and the most powerful and knowledgeable person among the Nine Realms.

No one can point a finger at her nose and say she has no knowledge.

But just when she was about to retort, she saw Su Ye wave his hand again, and then a long list of clothes hangers appeared in his hand.

And these hangers are now filled with pieces of clothing, each piece is made of soft silk and satin, with exquisite embroidery patterns on it, ranging from Han clothing, to Tang clothing, to Song and Ming clothing, and Republic of China clothing. The popular cheongsam during the period.

The Tang suit mentioned here is the costume of the Tang Dynasty, not the Tang suit.

Clothes from various dynasties, various styles, and colors, when placed there, it blinded Hela's eyes.

No woman can resist the temptation of clothes, no!

Hela is also a woman, and she has worn the same uniform for more than a thousand years. From following Odin to conquer the nine realms to being imprisoned, she has not changed her clothes. In this thousand years, she does not even know if she has taken a bath. Old woman...cough.

The moment she saw these clothes, Hela's eyes visibly lit up.

‘So...so beautiful! I...I want to try it! ’

'No... no, I can't be so impulsive. This person across from me is an enemy, and I can wear the enemy's clothes casually. This is still his plan. If I accept it, I will be fooled!'

‘But, I really want to give it a try! ’

‘What should I do? I can’t bear it anymore. What should I do? What should I do? ’

Just when Hela was extremely entangled and the two villains were fighting in her mind, almost tearing her in half, two figures appeared.

One Hela knew was her mother, Frigga.

The other one is a beautiful girl whose figure and face are not inferior to hers.

When she saw the girl walking intimately with Frigga, Hela felt her heart tighten for no reason, as if half of something important had been taken away.

What saddened Hela the most was that the girl was wearing a green tight-fitting uniform that was similar to her own. She looked like a pirated copy of her.

‘After you lost me, you gave birth to another me and let her take my place, right? ’

At this moment, Frigga saw Hela, and her tears fell immediately.

"Hela! You...you are my daughter Hela!"

Frigga directly abandoned the girl in green clothes, rushed over like flying, and hugged Hela into her arms.

"Hela, my daughter, I finally see you! Great, you are back, great!"

As Frigga spoke, her tears couldn't stop flowing down, and soon Hela's clothes were wet.

"Let me go. When Odin wanted to imprison me, I didn't see you coming out to oppose him. Why are you pretending to be a good person now!"

Before Frigga could say anything, Luo Ji, who was wearing green clothes, couldn't bear it anymore.

"You must be Sister Hela, and I am your sister Luo Ji. Although we have never met, I have heard many stories about you from my mother."

"The interesting things about you when you were a child, and how you always liked to eat the wolf broth made by your mother after every battle when you returned to Asgard, my mother told me all about it!"

"You know, every time there is a major festival in Asgard, the queen mother will put ten thousand wolf broth aside. I didn't know why she did this before. But after listening to your story, I finally understood. Mother."

"It was my father's decision to imprison you. My mother begged for mercy for you, but my father wouldn't stop. And because of you, my mother and father argued for a long time. She did everything she could, but all she got in exchange was you. Cold words?"

"I……"

Hela had a feeling in her heart that the unfolding in front of her seemed different from what she expected.

She originally expected that her return this time would be the arrival of the king, and then the gods would kill the gods, and the Buddha would kill the blessings, even if the corpses of Asgard were killed and rivers of blood flowed across the field, she would not hesitate.

She did this not to prove that she was better than anyone else, but to prove that she had to take back what she had lost!

This kind of revenge + killing everyone is the right script.

But what is going on now? How come a passionate revenge drama has turned into a family ethics drama.

This is a vengeful daughter-in-law who meets her vicious mother-in-law and sister-in-law... No, this is a vengeful daughter who meets her bitter mother and sharp-tongued sister-in-law!

Ah!

Hela suddenly became terribly annoyed.

Who the hell wants to play some kind of family ethics drama with you? I want revenge, I want Sha, I want to kill everyone, I want to become a king!

Frigga gently let go of Hela's shoulders and said with tears in her eyes.

"You have lost weight. You have been suffering alone for so many years. Have you not eaten well?"

"Look at you, you used to be strong and strong, with arms that could run horses. That's how the most powerful hero of our Asa clan should behave!"

Hela finally couldn't help it and started to complain.

"Who has a strong back and strong waist, who can run a horse on his arms? Go and take a look at the mural. More than a thousand years ago, I was also as slim as I am now, okay!"

"It's better not to add those inexplicable characters to me. It will make me feel that you are not talking about me, and you have even forgotten that I exist!"

Frigga, however, seemed not to have heard Hela's complaints, and reached out to touch her face.

"Seeing you become so thin, my mother feels very guilty!"

"Come on, our friends from Earth just sent some clothes over. You just come over to take a look and choose a suit that suits you."

"These clothes are very nice. Your sister and I have tried on several sets before. Come and choose one and try it on too!"

Hela felt like she was numb.

"You said that I was strong before. I haven't had a full meal in so many years. Shouldn't you take me to dinner first? Wolf broth. You always serve more wolf broth every festival. You should give it to me. !”

"You don't take me to eat, but take me to try on clothes. What kind of thinking is this!"

"Could it be that you just want to try on clothes on your own, and I'm just here to help you? Use me as a shield!"

Hela complained, her voice not quiet.

That performance is almost no different from the one in Mancai who is responsible for complaining.

It's just that at this time, Frigga also completely entered her funny role of pretending to be stupid, completely ignoring Hela's roar and madness, and directly pulled her to the clothes rack.

"Take a look at this one. It's said to be from the Southern and Northern Dynasties period. I thought it was a girl's outfit worn by a female general who joined the army for her father. It matches your temperament very well!"

"I don't want to try, don't give it to me!"

Hela waved her hand, wanting to destroy this piece of clothing and this clothes hanger.

But she waved her hand, but her strength was not tested. At this moment, she was shaken, and suddenly she couldn't bear what was going on.

"Mother, what era do you think I would look better in?"

Luo Ji said, still turning in a circle in front of Frigga. From that look, it was impossible to tell that she was a complete man just a day ago.

"Try this one!"

Frigga said, grabbing a tube top, "This is worn by people in the palace, and it matches our status very well."

Hela couldn't help but stretched her head and glanced over there, and then felt that she couldn't turn her eyes away.

Damn that female general, Hela is a woman, so of course she has to wear real women’s clothes. This one looks very sisterly at first sight, I really want it.

"In order to promote these clothes, they even made a special movie. All the women in it, from the queen to the maids, are all dressed like this. It's obvious that they love this style of clothes!"

"Come on, let's try it too!"

Frigga said, and she and Loki entered the dressing room wearing the same women's clothes as "Big Buns in the City".

Outside, Hela also secretly touched a set of the same style and entered another dressing room.

This is Odin's palace, where he usually handles political affairs and shows off.

But now, this place has turned into a clothing store. Not only does it have all kinds of women's clothing, but it even has matching fitting mirrors in the fitting rooms.

This shows how attentive Su Ye's service is.

Watching the three of them go in and change clothes, Su Ye quietly made an OK gesture in the distance.

Over there, Odin and Thor, who said they were about to run, were huddled in the corner, silently paying attention to the situation here.

They didn't really want to leave, they were just retreating in order to resolve the crisis of Hela's return.

Su Ye had communicated with Odin and Thor through telepathy before about this matter.

To solve the problem by force is the most undesirable solution. Asgard is too small and has a small population, so it cannot withstand such a big battle.

If we can take down Hela smoothly, that would be the best way.

So in the end, they discussed the current strategy.

First, let him do what he wants, use clothes to wear away Hela's wariness and anger, and then let Frigga and Luo Ji close the relationship with Hela.

Women know how to deal with women best, so just leave this matter to them.

Now it seems that the effect is much better than everyone expected before.

Not only was Hela stabilized, she even started to go in and try on clothes.

This is completely different from the way he wanted to eat everyone alive when he first walked out of the space door.

"Ye Su can still find a way!"

"Sure enough, you are right to believe in Jesus!"