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"Sister, sister?"

Speaking of his sister, Sol suddenly became interested.

"To be honest, I really like having a younger sister. Haven't they already said that an older brother with a younger sister is completely different from an older brother with a younger brother."

"The younger sister is spoiled, so the older brothers who have younger sisters are very responsible."

"And the younger brother is there to bully, so the younger brother's older brother is generally more competitive."

"But I was in a worse situation. I didn't have a younger sister to spoil me. I had a younger brother who bullied me all day long. Can you imagine that I was only 8 years old when Loki stabbed me with a knife for the first time."

"..."

Facing Sol's confession, Su Ye could only remain silent.

With a brother like Loki, Thor may have destroyed the universe more than once in his previous life.

Otherwise, why would there be such a devilish younger brother?

But what we want to discuss now is not the issue of character development in childhood. We can’t keep yesterday’s day. Living well in the present is the most important thing.

"I sympathize with your situation, so do you hope to have a sister, the kind who is both sexy and naughty, with bigger breasts than you..."

Su Ye felt that words were a little pale and not enough to express his thoughts, so he moved his hands, and a chapter of photos appeared in his hands.

Inside, it doesn't look like the female Rocky Sylvie in the "Rocky" series. To be honest, that actor is a bit old.

In the photo, there is a cartoon image of a girl wearing a green V-neck leather armor and a deer-antlered helmet, with the corners of her mouth playfully curled up. (Easter egg chapter)

The moment he saw the photo, Saul's belief was shaken.

"This, this... looks pretty good!"

"Ahem!" Su Ye reminded him, "This is your sister!"

Thor shrugged, "It's not like we're biological after all!"

"hiss!"

Su Ye took a breath of the milky aroma coming from Asgard, "This idea of ​​yours is quite cruel!"

Thor laughed and said, "What's wrong with this? Do you know Zeus? Not to mention sisters, he doesn't even let go of his daughter. Compared with him, this is nothing at all!"

Only then did Su Ye remember that Thor's idol was not his father Odin, but the god king Zeus next door.

In "Thor 4", when he went to meet Zeus, he was so excited that he was even less calm than when he met his father.

Therefore, the reason why you worship Zeus is not because of thunder and lightning, but because of Zeus and his huge harem!

Damn it, I’m envious too!

"Don't mess with those useless things. Just ask if you want to do it."

Su Ye handed the photo in his hand to Sol, "You can make it look like this, or change it to a look you like. By the way, you can also fine-tune the personality and so on. Believe me, I can do all of this."

"Can personality also be changed?" Upon hearing Su Ye's words, Saul was really excited.

"That's a must!" Su Ye nodded decisively.

In Thor's arms, Loki's eyes were almost green.

It is true that he likes to turn into other people, and he even turned into a woman once and teased Sol, but this does not mean that he really turned into a woman and was teased by Sol.

Teasing and teasing, these are two concepts, okay!

Also, how polite are these two bastards to discuss the issue of sex reassignment in front of him?

"Can you please stop discussing this issue in front of me!"

Sol was suddenly embarrassed and turned to look at Su Ye.

"Um, can the memory be erased? Not all of it, just a little while!"

"no problem!"

Su Ye waved his hand casually, and red light accompanied by a little yellow light suddenly enveloped Loki.

"Hey hey hey! What are you doing? Stop it. Don't come over!"

Loki struggled in vain in Thor's arms, but he really had no ability to break free from Thor's arms.

And Thor was also a little anxious.

"Wait a minute, weren't we joking just now? Why are you serious!"

Before he finished speaking, the light disappeared, and Loki in Thor's arms turned into a Loki that people couldn't help but want to look at twice. Even if the body was hungry, they were two huge evils. But not small at all.

"I……"

When Thor saw this, he almost threw Luo Ji out.

It was one thing to joke, but when he really saw that his younger brother, who ate and lived with him, even slept together and took baths with him when they were young, had turned into an older sister, he couldn't accept it.

But before he could raise his hand, Luo Ji in his arms suddenly used all the remaining strength in his body to hug Thor's neck tightly.

"Brother, don't leave me!"

The soft-spoken request, the pitiful expression, and the innocent and infinite face made Sol feel like he had fallen in just a moment.

"I... Gudong, I won't abandon you... Gudong, but you... you Gudong, can you please stop releasing your magic on me!"

Sol blushed and stumbled.

Luo Ji didn't reply and buried her head in Thor's arms.

"Brother, take me home!"

"hiss!"

This time, let alone Thor, Su Ye across from him gasped for the moisture of the mirror space.

You two brothers...oh no, it's you two brothers and sisters. You are so well matched. Do you want me to step aside for a moment and let you relive the time when you were playing and playing freely together in this mirror space? The good old days?

"Let's go, I'll take Loki back to Asgard first!"

Thor no longer hesitated or asked Su Ye to turn Luo Ji back into Loki. Although the current Luo Ji looked a little awkward, she had a really good personality, gentle and considerate, and could coax. People don't have to worry about being stabbed.

With Luo Ji like this, Thor can trust her with his back and waist.

With that said, Thor stepped out of the mirror space, and before the heat wave of Muspelheim could cause actual damage to Loki, he violently raised Mjolnir in his hand.

"Heimdall!"

boom!

A rainbow beam of light fell from the sky, directly taking Thor and Loki away, and disappeared in an instant.

At this time, Su Ye had not yet come out of the mirror space.

"I'll go. Isn't this too valuing a sister over a friend? You didn't even say hello and just left like that?"

Su Ye walked out of the mirror space and put away the portal together. Looking at Muspelheim, which had returned to its original furnace appearance, he shook his head helplessly.

"I should have known...forget it, let's not talk about it. This Thor doesn't even care about Ragnarok in Asgard. How can he still remember me as a friend?"

Turning around, Su Ye looked at the imprisoned Surtur on the other side.

"Hey friend, let's talk?"

Surtur did not speak. He was imprisoned and could not speak even if he wanted to.

"Let me introduce myself first. My name is Su Ye."

Just after saying his name, Su Ye suddenly laughed, "Look, your name is Surter, and my name is Su Ye. Our surname is Su. Maybe we were the same family five hundred years ago!"

Surtur was imprisoned, otherwise a mouthful of lava would have sprayed into Su Ye's face.

Damn it, we both have the surname Su, but your surname is Su. Your whole family is surnamed Su.

"Old Su..."

As soon as Su Ye finished shouting, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. Why did he call Surter Su? It felt like he was calling Su Mutian that Su.

This name doesn't work.

Su Gou... Bah! Who are you scolding?

"That, Lao Huo!"

Fire Giant King, then just call him Lao Huo.

"Let's talk openly and honestly?"

Surtur was unmoved. What are you doing? I can't move anyway.

Upon seeing this, Su Ye immediately released the restraint on Surtur's head, allowing him to speak normally.

And the first thing Surtur did after he could move his head freely was, HE...TUI!

Who is Su Ye? As soon as Surtel sticks out his butt, he knows what the other person is going to do.

When Surtur was in HE, he decisively imprisoned the opponent again, and then held a large mouthful of magma in Surtur's mouth.

"Forget it, since you don't like to have a good chat, then change the way of communication!"

As he spoke, Su Ye's telepathy spread out, directly covering Surtur's consciousness.

"Lao Huo, answer me a question first. Are you happy staying in Muspelheim, which is dark and has the same scenery every day?"

Surtur did not speak, but the magma in his mouth began to overflow, and it began to flow out from the corners of his mouth. The red magma pillars hung on his body, which looked pretty good-looking.

"Come on, let's have a good chat and talk freely!"

Su Ye looked at Surtur, constantly stimulating his consciousness.

"Don't be nervous, don't avoid it, say whatever you want, hurry up!"

"cough……"

Surtur tried it and found that he could indeed speak, but then he couldn't bear it anymore!

"Fuck Mud...oooooooo!"

"..."

Su Ye had a black streak on his head.

"After all, you are the boss of Muspelheim and the lord of the world. Can you speak with a little more quality? What's the matter with the fragrance in your mouth?"

"Do you understand a harmonious society? We are all civilized people. We should be polite when we speak. If people have shame, they can do something wrong. Do you understand?"

"..."

Surtur could not speak, but his eyes expressed his meaning clearly.

‘Even if I, Lao Huo, are raped today, die here with no bones left, and have my crown taken off, I will never give in to you! ’

"Okay, you have the guts, you have the guts, I understand."

Su Ye shrugged. He was not afraid of such tough players because he had special methods to deal with such tough players.

"Have you heard of one thing? Headache is not a disease, but the pain can kill people!"

‘Headache is not a disease? Why not a disease? Why does it hurt if it’s not a disease? ’

A question appeared in Surtel's mind, but before he could express it, a heartbreaking pain suddenly came from inside his head.

It felt like someone was tapping his skull with a hammer and chisel, trying to dig out the brain.

The severe pain made Surtur want to roll on the ground. However, his body was restrained. He couldn't roll even if he wanted to. He could only stand there like a fool. at every turn.

But the severe pain made Surtur's body shake involuntarily. Su Ye's confinement restricted his movements, but it could not restrain the unnatural shaking of his body.

The magma that flowed out of Surtur's mouth once again gushes out like spring water. Small holes are constantly opening in other places on his body, and the magma keeps flowing out.

"Come on, hold on, I'm optimistic about you. Brother Monkey held on for several seconds before begging for mercy. You have to hold on for a few minutes, otherwise I'll be sorry for your size."

Across from him, Su Ye took out a cigarette from nowhere, lit the cigarette butt with the lava flowing out of Surtur's body, and took a nice puff.

"When it comes to Brother Monkey, you may not know who it is. It doesn't matter. I'll tell you."

"Also, you little ones, if you want to listen, you should also listen together. I tell you that I won't charge for the book, and I won't leave any holes unfilled. I guarantee that I will tell you the entire Journey to the West."

"But you can't listen to the story in vain. Your boss is in such pain. It's a little unreasonable for you not to accompany me in all the pain."

"Since you are a team, you have to share the blessings and the hardships. If the boss is the worst, you, the younger ones, naturally have to experience it together, right?"

"Come on, if it hurts, let's walk!"

For a moment, from Surtur, all the minions on the periphery, including the huge fire-breathing dragon, all the fire giants and dragons, all trembled involuntarily.

It feels like standing on a fat-reducing machine.

"Okay, now that everyone is ready, let me start telling our story."

"The poem says:

Chaos is not divided into chaos, and no one sees it.

Since Pangu broke the Harmony, opened up a clear and turbid distinction.

Covering the group of students and admiring benevolence, inventing everything to be good.

If you want to know the merits of good fortune, you must read "Journey to the West: The Legend of Shi'er". "

Here, as soon as Su Ye finished speaking the opening poem of Journey to the West, he heard a pop in front of him, and two streams of lava, one thin and one thick, sprayed out from Surtur directly one after the other. come out.

"Hey, let me go, you are so ungrateful!"

Fortunately, Su Ye reacted quickly and left the spot. Otherwise, he would have been sprayed all over him.

"What the hell, the Fire Giant King is spitting out feces and urine. Is all the stuff he sprays lava? What do you usually eat? You can't digest it!"

Across the way, Surtur experienced for the first time what it means to live worse than death.

The unbearable pain struck his head, making him shake like chaff and helpless. This sudden incontinence directly consumed all his majesty and self-esteem as a king.

From today on, the subordinates around him will no longer think of him as an omnipotent king, but will only think of the trash who was imprisoned in place and ended up incontinent, pitiful like a minion.

"It's over!" Surtur was heartbroken. This feeling of public execution made him more uncomfortable than killing him.

"So, can we talk now?"

Su Ye spoke again.

This time, Surtur did not refuse, nor did he curse.