[Naruto] I, the winner in life, am forced to destroy the world

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One day, our ANBU Team 6 were having dinner at a barbecue restaurant.

The reason why it was a yakiniku restaurant instead of an izakaya, which is a must-have in the workplace, was because besides me, a pseudo-minor in Class 6, there were also three real boys.

First, the captain (i.e. immediate boss) of Class 6, Kakashi

Second, the cute little wood escape · Yamato

Third, Anbu newcomer Uchiha Shisui

Therefore, my colleagues very considerately said that minors are not allowed to drink, and we cannot let the captain watch the izakaya full of people drinking! So the place for dinner was fixed at the barbecue restaurant.

"Hey! Let's welcome the new member Shisui-kun~!" The ANBU member, codenamed 'Asuka', who is actually a tough and strong man, raised his glass high.

Others also raised their glasses. There were orange and white glasses, and the minors drank orange juice.

"Clang" clinked the glasses with a clear sound.

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After everyone (except the minors present) drank for three rounds, the atmosphere became lively.

"Hey~ By the way, aren't everyone still single?" 'Ape', who had already drank Sanhe wine, said frustratedly, holding a bottle of wine.

"How many people working in a place like Anbu have families?" Tachibana, a woman, poured a glass of sake and said quietly after taking a sip.

"No, Ape seemed to have someone he liked before."

But this reaction is indeed

"Blow it."

"Blow it."

"I didn't catch anyone."

Although all the people present were single, the atmosphere was still very lively when discussing the topic of love.

"Drink more today and forget about her." I raised my hand and ordered a dozen Sihe sake for the lovelorn Yuan, and said sympathetically.

"Senior Lian!" Hearing this, Yuan couldn't help but shed tears.

"Anbu still has true feelings!"

Tachibana: "That's right, you can have a smile on your face now that you can be comforted by Senior Lian."

"Senior Lian is so gentle," Liu Huo whispered, with a hint of envy in his tone, which made me glance at him. Why, are you also broken up in love?

"Liu Huo's tone is so sour, are you envious?" Yuan, who had been miserable just now, said coquettishly after a few glasses of wine and seemed to be getting rid of his sadness.

Liuhuo drank a glass of wine in silence.

Tachibana complained: "After all, it was Lian-senpai who invited me to drink, and I comforted you gently, but then you immediately got carried away. To be honest, are you trying to trick Lian-senpai into drinking wine?"

How stingy am I in their eyes? Just ordering a drink, why do everyone seem to be envious and jealous? ?

The confusion in my eyes was almost overflowing.

"Ape, you are not being kind." Asuka's eyes were sharp.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm really heartbroken!" Yuan hugged the bottle tightly and said warily.

Tachibana suddenly said: "Is she the girl I saw before?"

"Which one?"

"One time at Jiyingtang, I saw Yuan with a brown-haired girl who looked very petite," Tachibana said.

"Oh? Is that the one?" Asuka became interested.

"That's right!" Yuan slammed the table, "She is really a very cute girl, but it's a pity that I have no luck and can't catch up with her. Now she is about to get married, and she even sent me an invitation."

"That's my ideal type~!" At the mention of the goddess, Yuan fell into sadness again.

"Yunbei." Ju said silently.

"Senior, please forgive me." Liu Huo said.

"Senior Ape, please don't be too sad." Yamato held a glass of juice and looked at the sad and angry Ape with pity.

Kakashi nodded to him in agreement as a sign of comfort.

Shisui silently poured a glass of wine for Saru.

"Can't we just find another one?" Only Feiniao said: "Tell me carefully what type you like, and I will try my best to find one for you."

"The way to get out of the last relationship is to get into the next one!"

He said loudly.

My ears twitched uncomfortably. Why did these words sound familiar?

"Asuka!" Ape pulled Asuka's collar. Just when everyone thought he was going to be angry, his expression changed: "You are indeed my good brother!"

He laughed and patted Asuka on the shoulder, "Come on, I won't be polite today."

"Say it!" Feiniao said grandly.

"Well, my ideal type is a girl like Ryuka-chan, petite, cute, gentle and virtuous, a little naughty, with short brown hair and deer-like almond eyes."

Feiniao twitched the corner of his mouth: "Your request is a bit too much."

Tachibana nodded: "Yes, it's too detailed!"

"That's why I can't forget Ryuka-chan! She is completely my ideal type!" Saru yelled, holding his head.

I couldn't help but look sideways, my God, someone's xp is exactly the same as my scoundrel.

"Okay, next one." Asuka said coldly, "Ape has too many requests. I can't help it, but others can give it a try."

"How about everyone tell us your ideal type?"

"Yes, you can give it a try." Tachibana's eyes were filled with vicissitudes of life, "I've had enough of being single. Chinese Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day and Christmas every year are an unbearable burden in my life."

"Senior Ju" Liu Huo looked at Ju as if looking at his life mentor. What she said was so insightful!

"Okay, let me talk first." Tachibana drank the sake in the glass in one breath: "The type I like is a gentle and warm man. He can be of the same age or younger, and herbivorous is the best. But I hate that they will ask me to retire from the society. of."

Asuka took a small notebook and wrote down Tachibana's ideal type: "Okay, I'm okay with this kind of person who doesn't have many requirements. I'll contact you when I have news!"

"Thank you~"

Feiniao raised his chin: "Liu Huo, it's your turn."

"The type I like," Liu Huo said with a slight blush on his face, "Looks very friendly, but unattainable, like the bright moon hanging in the night sky."

Tachibana sighed: "She sounds like a 'goddess'. I didn't expect Liuhuo to like such a difficult type."

"But it's the mystery and alienation that are particularly attractive." Feiniao said while writing quickly.

"Hmph, is the desire to conquer causing trouble?"

Asuka immediately changed the subject: "Zhisui-kun, what about you?"

"Huh?" Zhisui was stunned for a moment, and then he came back to his senses from his unconscious state, "What?"

He had just been holding the juice and listening quietly, but from the look in Kong Mang's eyes, this guy was completely distracted.

The corners of my lips under the mask were slightly raised: "It's up to you to tell me your ideal type."

"Oh, my ideal type." As if he was reminiscing, Shisui's expression was a little erratic, and he said softly: "The black hair and blue eyes look like a fairy. Her temperament gives people a very ethereal and unpredictable feeling. She seems to like That’s probably what the lotus is like.”

Tachibana and Asuka looked at each other:

‘This guy is just like an ape’

'Yes, he definitely has a sweetheart! ’

"Ahem, Shisui, now that you have a sweetheart, go boldly and chase him!"

"That's right!"

"Huh? But, I don't even know his name and I've only met him once." Zhisui blushed and looked hesitant.

Orange raised an eyebrow: "A man? Or was it love at first sight?"

"um, yes"

"Good boy, I didn't expect you to be such a decent man, such a forbidden love!" Tachibana patted Shisui on the back excitedly.

"Cough!" Shisui coughed violently as if he was choking.

"It's love at first sight for a man, Shisui, you're either lusting after his body, or you're in true love!"

"Zhisui, this is the suggestion given to you by senior. Go after him boldly! At least you must know his name!" Aru also calmed down at this time, and he encouraged Zhisui.

The few people were talking to each other, and they didn't notice Kakashi's face, which was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Yamato also showed a look of horror with a heavy shadow.

"By the way, Captain, Yamato, what about you? What is your ideal type like?" Asuka was excited at first, but when he saw the expressions of the two of them out of the corner of his eye, he trembled, probably thinking that Kakashi and Yamato were dissatisfied. Being pushed out of the topic, he turned around and asked.

"Probably, he is older than me, but he has a baby face. He is very good-looking and gentle, but sometimes he teases people in a bad way. And, um, he also has black hair and blue eyes." Yamato clenched the glass tightly. His eyes were wandering and he said shyly.

"He who is older than me is like a little devil, and people always have trouble with him, but he has been very gentle to me since then. He hangs high in the night sky like the eternal moon, always by my side.

But sometimes it makes people worry endlessly. He always doesn't eat three meals on time and has black hair and blue eyes. "Kakashi said with a cold face.

"Yeah." Tachibana's eyes flickered between the three of them, and her expression was hard to describe.

But Feiniao has put away his pen. I really can’t remember this, it’s too specific! ! ! They definitely have a sweetheart!

"Ahem, um, what is Senior Lian's ideal type like?" Liuhuo asked, rescuing the two seniors from dire straits.