Discussion: How the Nine-Tails Lead the Naruto

"Hey, the saliva is falling."

"Hey~" Jiraiya took a deep sip and quickly reached out to touch the corner of his mouth, but didn't touch anything. Then he looked bitter and said, "Tsunade, you lied to me again."

Tsunade sat on the edge of the bed and rolled her eyes angrily: "Can you put away your piggy behavior for a little bit and just get married?"

"This is a wedding!" Jiraiya shouted, and his whole body... suddenly fell silent.

He came back to his senses and looked at Tsunade with questions: "What wedding? Whose wedding? It's none of my business?"

Tsunade was stunned, then looked at him with a strange expression, stood up from the bed, opened her hands and turned around: "What do you think?"

Wearing a pure white wedding dress on Tsunade, it was like an elf leaping in the world. Her short golden hair was scattered on her shoulders. The light passed through the hair and fell on the delicate collarbone. Below that, there was a pair of sinful people even wearing a wedding dress. Unable to contain it, the deep ravine is like an alluring abyss, eye-catching.

Yes, as beautiful as an elf.

Snow-white, pure color...as pure as ice and snow, the entire hills and plains are covered in white.

So beautiful.

Jiraiya couldn't imagine that Tsunade would have such a beautiful day.

He was stunned, and then his hands couldn't stop shaking, and even his words became incoherent: "Tsunade...you...who are you marrying? And...who is...the groom...?"

At least I asked what I needed to ask.

Tsunade's expression became even weirder. She walked lightly to Jiraiya, bowed slightly and got close to his face. The distance between their faces was only less than ten centimeters: "I am too excited, so I am selective. Have you forgotten?"

The sacred scene was shining in front of Jiraiya. He wanted to see Tsunade's face, but Tsunade's bending action made Jiraiya subconsciously put his eyes... where he usually didn't dare to put them. .

Most of them came into view.

"Gudu~" Jiraiya swallowed, but then his face turned pale and he became hopeless.

The thought of Tsunade marrying someone else was too much for him to hold in his mind right now.

Including Tsunade's.

Tsunade didn't seem to notice Jiraiya's sadness. She chuckled, put her arms around Jiraiya's neck, and sat on his lap while Jiraiya looked confused. The sin was pressed against Jiraiya. chest.

Tsunade's face was a little red, and her laughter was shy: "Idiot, it's our wedding."

Jiraiya: "..."

Wait, let me wake up first.

Jiraiya stiffly stretched out his hand and pinched his face hard. The pain almost made him burst into tears. He covered his face and looked blankly at Tsunade's face close at hand: "Where is Naruto? Is Naruto there? ? I need a shot of Rasengan to wake me up."

Tsunade looked strange, but suddenly a flash of worry flashed through her face: "Isn't your head really broken?"

She hugged Jiraiya tightly, closed her eyes and kissed Jiraiya's forehead gently, the warmth of her lips and forehead transmitting to each other.

After a few seconds, Tsunade opened her eyes, loosened her lips and looked at Jiraiya's red face, with a puzzled look on her face: "There is no fever, and the chakra can't feel anything abnormal. Have you really forgotten our wedding? Husband~"

Jiraiya: "..."

He trembled and covered his chest, his voice trembling: "Scream again, again... again?"

"Husband?" Tsunade tilted her head.

puff--

No regrets in this life!

Jiraiya looked pleased.

Tsunade shook her head speechlessly: "We are both married. Of course I will call you husband, and I will call you husband for the rest of my life."

"Also, if your heart is shaking, can you cover your chest?" After saying that, she angrily slapped away Jiraiya's right paw that was grabbing her chest, "Are you awake now?"

"Wake up." Jiraiya nodded, reached out and hugged Tsunade who was sitting on his lap, and said righteously, "I think since we are married, we should do some things that we should do after getting married, wife."

In reality, Jiraiya would definitely be beaten to death if he shouted like that.

Tsunade laughed angrily: "Really, don't you go to places like that often? Didn't you say that it's not a big deal for me? Are you so anxious now?"

"I haven't been there for a long time!" Jiraiya quickly shook his head, "Really, I swear!"

Tsunade rolled his eyes.

The next second, she sighed softly, rested her head on Jiraiya's shoulder, and said in a lonely tone: "Actually, I don't blame you. It's my fault that you went to that place."

Jiraiya:?

"If I could accept you earlier, or...give it to you earlier..." Shyness flashed across Tsunade's face, "You wouldn't be said to be that frivolous man."

Jiraiya:? ?

Tsunade raised her head, her face rosy but serious: "You can go to that kind of place in the future. I won't blame you. As long as you remember, it's enough that there is someone at home waiting for you... I will always I’ve been waiting for you to come home.”

Jiraiya: ? ? ?

Tsunade closed her eyes shyly and kissed her gently.

Jiraiya was filled with joy... Shit!

What kind of scary statement is this? Tsunade, did you take the wrong medicine?

I have long told you that medical ninjas are not omnipotent. If you take the wrong medicine, go to the hospital for treatment immediately!

After waiting for a long time for Jiraiya's response, Tsunade opened her eyes and saw Jiraiya's expression as if he had seen a ghost.

Tsunade was stunned for a moment, then looked strange: "Could it be that, hubby, you went to a place like that and...didn't do anything? So...don't you know what to do at this time?"

"How is that possible?" It's about a man's dignity!Jiraiya retorted directly, "You say it as if you know better!"

Tsunade clicked her tongue: "You are wrong. As a doctor, you can see much more than you think. You are acting according to instinct. We doctors do things scientifically... Do you need me to tell you how long it takes for a normal person to be considered powerful? ?”

Jiraiya: "..."

He didn't want to discuss it and wasn't curious.

After Tsunade said this, he hugged her whole body, and then...

Instinct guides my steps!

Phase dash!

Ahem...all in all, three poles in the sun...

Rear.

Jiraiya hugged Tsunade and snuggled into the bed and fell asleep.

In the midst of confusion, Tsunade suddenly laughed, arched into Jiraiya's arms, and chuckled: "Are you really not curious at all? I can give you a simple evaluation to let you know what you are doing. At what level.”

"I'm not curious, thank you." Jiraiya twitched the corner of his mouth.

To be honest, it’s impossible not to be curious.

But if you are curious about this kind of thing, never let your wife tell you.

"Alas." Jiraiya sighed, and suddenly opened his eyes to look at Tsunade in his arms, "Infinite Tsukuyomi... is indeed the ultimate illusion that claims to be able to realize everyone's wishes. Nagato, you just want to use this to realize it. Yahiko’s dream?”

He raised his head, regardless of whether Tsunade could hear it or not, and then...with a complicated tone: "It's so beautiful, like a dream."

……

In reality, in Konoha Village, under the chrysalis-like wrapping, Jiraiya's face showed a struggle, his fists clenched, as if he wanted to break free from the control of the Infinite Tsukuyomi.