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"You're going to eat it in the end anyway, why not give it a good time!" Diana added, looking at the stunned Goukong.

"Uh! Okay then!" So Goukong slapped the big turtle's brain and shattered it. He put it aside and put on the respirator to take a few breaths of oxygen.Then he said: "Let's go!"

Not far away, they encountered a giant catfish-like water monster, which was much larger than the double-faced turtle in their hands.

"Fat catfish, this looks like it has more meat than a turtle! Diana, go on!" Goukong said, not caring whether Diana picked it up or not, and directly threw the double-faced turtle water monster in his hand to Diana!

"Boom...bang..." Goukong flashed his head and slapped the fat catfish on the head, killing it.He happily grabbed the fat catfish by its tail and turned around.Then I was dumbfounded.

"Where's my two-faced turtle?"

"Ugh! It's so green, I don't know where to grab it!" Diana said awkwardly.That thing looks so oozing. How can I scratch it? If I scratch it, I won’t get pimples all over my body!

"I'll wipe it!" Goukong was speechless.There is no other way, let’s go, that turtle is now being devoured by some extremely ugly water monsters!

Not far away, Goukong and the others encountered a giant water monster that looked like a collection of crabs and shrimps, which was larger than the catfish monster in their hands. The water monster also had a human-like face.

"#*#*#*#***###" The water monster stopped in front of Goukong and the others and made a strange sound.

"Take it!" Goukong handed the catfish monster in his hand to Diana.

A dodge appeared in front of the water monster, a Qi sword extended from the palm of his right hand, and slashed towards the water monster's face.Along with the sound of a sword cutting through bone and flesh, Goukong sliced ​​off the water monster's face.Then he quickly added a punch with his left hand, and the water monster died instantly.

"Goukong, what are you doing? Didn't you see it was trying to communicate with us?" Diana asked angrily.What's going on with Goukong? Didn't you see this giant shrimp trying to communicate with us? He went up and killed it. What if it was an intelligent creature?

"Isn't it just a prawn! Dogs can't bark at people, and cats can meow at people, but that's communication! Okay, don't make a fuss, there's a lot of meat and fish tonight There are shrimps again!" Goukong said nonchalantly.

One of them dragged a giant shrimp monster, and the other dragged a large catfish monster, and continued on their way.

"Goukong, look there is a big snake in front of you."

After hearing this, Goukong looked forward, and sure enough he found a giant basilisk with a big white belly and gray and green spots on its back, staring at them eagerly.

"Do you still want to catch it? It looks like it has a lot of meat?" Diana continued.

"Fuck! I'm most afraid of snakes. It's bad luck. Get around it and walk quickly!" Goukong urged, and then quickly slipped away.Damn it, he is most afraid of snakes, so much so that he is even afraid of eels.

The two flew in the water for a while before they got rid of the giant snake and water monster.

Then they saw a frightened big water monster that was running away quickly. The water monster looked a bit like a seahorse, but it was countless times bigger than a seahorse, comparable to an elephant, and it moved super fast, far beyond the speed of a slow seahorse. Compare.

"Diana, you use the mantra lasso to tie this shrimp and fish together and drag them, and I will catch that big sea horse!" Goukong now wants to catch anything that he feels is edible and meaty, and he is unsatisfied. Said to Diana.

Diana still has one hand free, but now she can catch it with one hand in the water. But when she gets out of the water, she will definitely not be able to catch it with one hand while flying in the air. Both water monsters are too big. , use one hand to grab a small place and lift it in the air. It will definitely not be able to bear it and will have to fall.

It's not that my hands can't stand it, but the part where the water monster is caught can't stand it.And now they have to use one hand to put on and take off the respirator to facilitate talking!

"No, how can my mantra lasso be used to bind fish and shrimps, they have not been washed!"

"Damn it, it's in the water now, what else can't be washed? Aren't you always washing it?"

"It doesn't work anyway."

"Okay then, help me carry the prawns first, the big seahorses are almost gone!"

After a while, the greedy dog ​​stretched his hands to both sides, grabbed the prawn in one hand and the seahorse in the other, and angrily rose up to the water surface.There is no way, the two water monsters are too big, and it is like this if I catch one with one hand. This is the result of searching for a stress point for a long time.

And even so, the two big water monster corpses still collided and squeezed together from time to time.

After getting out of the water, it was as Goukong expected. It was impossible to catch one with one hand and had to be held between two hands.

"Diana, get your rope and use it!" Goukong, who was helpless, surfaced and immediately exploded his breathing apparatus, shouting loudly.

"no!"

"What's wrong? Just wash it when it's dirty! Just like the sanitation in a city, what we need to do to maintain the appearance of the city is to clean and tidy up frequently, instead of directly confiscating the trash cans and not allowing garbage to be thrown away, or even fear If someone eats it, the trash can is usually locked! Because you are afraid of getting dirty, you are not allowed to use it. What is the reason?"

"I don't care whether it makes sense or not, I say no, it just won't work! Just like you said about urban sanitation, no matter how much the residents object or people just dump garbage on the street, the government will still remove the trash cans if they want. garbage can!"

"..." Goukong was speechless.He cursed inwardly, "Damn it, it's all due to those random face-saving projects. There is no garbage allowed in the trash cans. There are no trash cans allowed in the city. Car trunks cannot be loaded with cargo. Tricycles cannot be parked in car parking spaces or motorcycle parking spaces." You can't park on the side of the road either. The traffic police have to issue 250 tickets a day... I don't know whether this is solving the problem or creating it. The results look pretty, but what's the essence! Damn it, you guys are doing this on your own. Forget it, the key is to make yourself unable to refute Diana now, damn it!"

Goukong looked at Diana, speechless for a long time.His female predecessors and other travelers who traveled to the world of high martial arts or the world of cultivating immortals basically had a universe bag, a storage ring, or even a Chaos Hongmeng Pearl as their starting equipment. How come he was only reincarnated into a Saiyan pig's foot? , and it is not developing at the pig's trotters' home court, but at other pig's trotters' home courts for away development!Fortunately, that pig's trotter is a decent person, Superman. How can we play it if there is a big villain?

Girl, even if you give me a big bag, just put it in it!

"Pretending to be together?...Pah...hahaha..." Goukong muttered to himself, suddenly slapped his forehead, and laughed.Why am I so stupid? Damn it, it’s all because Diana’s genius logic, like that of some experts and leaders, infected me!Why do you have to grab it with your hands? Wouldn't it be better to use Qi or use an energy shield to wrap it up?

So Goukong quickly grabbed the bodies of the two water monsters that were sinking, and in a more coquettish way, he directly propped up a large shiny protective shield, covered himself and the water monsters, and let go of the water monsters. The body was put down casually, and then it flew directly into the sky while holding the shield.

"Haha, Diana, even if you are unreasonable, I will have a solution!"