Marvel: Is it normal for Saiyans to bully Superman?

"it's my life

it'snowornever

iain'tgonnaliveforever

ijustwanttolivewhilei'malive

it'smylive

......"

A burst of flamboyant music sounded in the clouds.

"Stop!" Goukong hurriedly stopped Diana, took out his cell phone and answered the call.

"Hello, father!"

"Goukong, have you exposed your ability in front of others?" Jonathan's anxious voice came from the phone.

"I don't know if it counts as exposing my ability. I feel like they were scared even if I didn't use my full strength! What happened?" Goukong said indifferently.At this moment, he finally experienced the feeling of fighting against Sun Wukong in the sequel to Journey to the West.

"FBI agents came to us."

"What, they dare to trouble you?" Gou Kong raised his voice.

"No, no, they just came to investigate the situation between you and Clark!"

"Why is Clark involved?"

"Clark was arrested by the police. FBI agents came to us and said they could help solve Clark's matter, but we need to cooperate with them in investigating and understanding Clark's situation with you and Clark."

"What happened? How could Clark be caught by the police?" Gou Kong was stunned. What kind of police could catch Clark?Is Aike dead?By the way, people with superpowers are not considered mutants, right?Not to mention an alien superpower!Isn't it a special FBI agent?What a big dog!

Jonathan then told the whole story of what happened in detail and asked:

"What now? They discovered that you have superpowers! Didn't I always tell you to hide your abilities?"

"What a big deal! Just tell them the truth, Clark is a fan of Bruce Lee and a fan of Kung Fu. There is nothing to hide! As for me, didn't you say that I was a gift from God?" Is your warmth? What else can you say that that day there was a storm, the sky and the earth changed color, a ray of golden light pierced the sky, and there was a handsome god wearing a purple gold crown with phoenix wings, chained gold armor, and walking on lotus root silk. Did you fly out of the golden light on colorful auspicious clouds and give me to you? Did you all lie to me before? Tell them? This is not something shameful!'" After listening to what Jonathan said to the group, What happened in Gotham City, and what he said to the FBI agent, Goukong spoke in an indifferent tone to Jonathan Kent, who was listening on the other end of the phone with a confused face.

Jonathan was confused, really confused!who I am?Where am I?What am I doing?Have I ever said this?

However, he quickly realized that the phone calls would be monitored. Goukong probably didn't want to discuss how to deal with FBI agents on the phone. Talking too much will lead to mistakes, so he directly made up a story for him!

If you think about it carefully, this statement is quite good. Anyway, Goukong has been exposed. This way of saying it can not only hide Clark, but also give Goukong the identity of a descendant of the gods.

It not only protects Goukong, but also perfectly explains the source of his superpowers.

Simply perfect, better than you!

After thinking for a while, Jonathan said: "Okay, then I will tell them the truth! Clark is a fan of Bruce Lee and has been practicing kung fu feverishly since he was a child. You are the warmth sent to us by God, and you are the son of God. It is a god who wears a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, wears chain-locked golden armor, and walks on lotus root silk. On a stormy afternoon when the sky and earth change colors, from a golden light that cuts through the sky, he sends you away on colorful auspicious clouds. Come to us.”

This time it was Goukong's turn to be confused!He was really confused!who I am?What did I say?I just think it’s more stylish, more classy, ​​and more cool to say it like this!

Why do you take it seriously!

Gou Kong shook his head and thought, "Forget it, love me no matter what, it's not a big deal anyway! I'm invincible, you can do whatever you want!"

So Goukong said: "Then just tell them the truth! I wish you a happy trip!"

"Utu, bye!" Jonathan said and hung up the phone.

……

"Come again, Diana!" Goukong said and flew towards Diana again.

"Ah... da da da da da..."

"Ah... da da da da da..."

When Goukong went up, he would receive a burst of punches and kicks as fast as lightning. He didn't know how to show mercy, and from time to time he would distance himself and be bombarded by a wave of princely tactics.

Where is Diana?Her body skills are tricky, and her body is enchanting and flexible like a snake. She can catch Goukong and beat him repeatedly, and she is not afraid of beating a crying child. When Goukong acts rogue, she uses the Prince's Fighting Technique and crosses her arms to hold up a divine force field for defense.

……

"Boss, do you want to dry grain today?"

"Show...shine...shine you, Geir! Didn't you see this damn weather! What's going on with this weather! The weather forecast is not accurate! Didn't I say it will be sunny today!"

"The sun is indeed shining today, but it's just unstable. It should be considered a sunny day!" the farm employee whispered.

"Forget it... you are a big-headed turtle! Didn't you see the lightning flashing from time to time in the sky? Didn't you hear the thunder roaring in the sky? Didn't you feel the strange wind blowing one after another! Fuck!" The farmer was so angry. Forget it that this thief was a fickle man, how could this worker be against him?

Do you want to do it again?Don’t you know how rare it is to get a part-time job now?Didn’t you know that in the far east, Chinese college students have begun to work paid jobs to accumulate work experience?Hold!

Similar complaints about the weather have been heard throughout Washington State in the United States and British Columbia in southern Canada!

And the initiator of all this is still high in the sky, on top of the white clouds, fighting heartily and passionately.

(Yes, we are really fighting, don’t think wrongly!)

……

"Mr. Jonathan, how is the confirmation?" Seeing Jonathan come back, Agent Lucas took a sip of... mineral water (did you think it was tea? Most Americans don't drink tea), it doesn't matter. asked slowly.

"Now that Goukong has been exposed, I have nothing to say! What do you want to investigate? Just ask! As long as you can solve Clark's matter perfectly, I will tell you everything I know." Jonathan said He sat down opposite Lucas and said dejectedly.

"Don't worry about this. If we say we can perfectly solve Clark's matter, we can perfectly solve Clark's matter."