[Naruto·Itachi BG] Reverse Black and White II

Itachi lowered his eyes and looked at the girl who was restrained in his arms and worried about him, and couldn't help but feel a little lost. The gift of fate is more flattering than any cleverly arranged script. The person whom I thought I would meet forever suddenly bumped into his arms from around the corner in the blink of an eye. The most impossible things happen in the most impossible places, and the collision creates the most ridiculous and bizarre necessity.

And he almost hurt her!

Suspense and fear swelled in his heart, shaking his firm and steady mind. He silently moved the kunai pointing at the girl's carotid artery slightly, but the arm around her shoulders couldn't help but tighten a little.

Over there, Scorpion and Kisame were still confronting each other, and Deidara and Fei also rushed over at this time. Probably hearing the sound of fighting, Deidara was ready to fight and reached into the clay bag. But when he reached the corner, he was stunned when he saw the postures of several people. Then he immediately pointed at them and made a fuss and asked: "Itachi? Kisame? Why are you here?! Hmm."

"I should be the one to ask you this." Kisame curled his lips and asked Deidara, "Didn't you and Xie go back to the foundation to support that girl?" He raised his chin and gestured to Feng Lan next to him, "...? ?Why did you end up in this barren ravine?"

Deidara was suddenly speechless, while Scorpio stared at him with dead eyes and laughed coldly.

It seems that the stupid things these two Erha did have not been widely publicized and criticized, which is really disappointing.

At this moment, Feng Lan suddenly hit Weasel's side with an elbow, and when he was relaxed, he shook off his hand and ran away at high speed towards Scorpion. Itachi felt pain, but did not fight back, letting Feng Lan throw him away.

As soon as Feng Lan confirmed that he had reached a safe position, he immediately turned around, pointed at Itachi and shouted: "Fake!"

Crowd: “…???”

"How do you say that?" Xie asked her with a raised eyebrow. The Sharingan's insight is world-famous, and it is not certain that Fenglan Yexing discovered any flaws in the "enemy" through it.

"Think carefully about the blooming chrysanthemums!" Feng Lan explained earnestly, "The world is so big, it would be wrong for us to meet by chance somewhere, but we have to come thousands of miles to meet in a haunted house. Isn't this a conspiracy? What is it? I think this haunted house must have thought that we were too tough to chew, so it transformed our companions to confuse us, and prepared to kill us with one blow while we were relaxed." Then he added as if to affirm himself, "Well, That must be it!”

So this haunted house is quite artificially intelligent?

However, her words were not unreasonable, so Scorpion, Deidara and Kisame all looked at each other with a lot of defensiveness, and the atmosphere was tense for a moment.

At this time, Feng Lan came up with a bad idea again: "I think that even if this haunted house can copy our acquaintances, it will never be exactly the same. If it is so powerful, we have to finish it from the beginning! So, just ask them if they know Everything that happened in the past, especially the little details, is true or false!" After that, without waiting for anyone to respond, Feng Lan held the strap with one hand and pointed at the "fake ferret" with the other, "Let me ask you, How old was our brother Sasako when he wet the bed for the last time?!”

Itachi: "..."

Crowd: "..."

Ah, this... is it really okay to expose your younger brother's dark history as a verification question? ? ?

"Can't you answer the answer?" Facing the hesitant "Fake Weasel", Feng Lan said like the second senior brother who successfully saw through the monster's true identity once in a century, "Let me tell you, it was when he was 6 years old! That day, he was so frightened by the bedtime ghost story I told him about "Hanako in the Toilet" that he didn't dare to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. You secretly washed the wet sheets without telling your mother! What, don’t you even remember this? "She refused to give in, just like Mouri Kogoro was as proud every time he solved a case through reasoning, "Also, Nissan and I's brother is not called Sasako at all! "

Itachi: "..."

Crowd: "..."

There was silence all around, which made people feel a little embarrassed for no reason. If Itachi didn't answer, it was true that he didn't answer, but whether it was true or not remains to be determined. Because this question was asked so poorly, it was really possible for Itachi to ignore it and not answer it based on his cold personality.

Kisame was happy after hearing Feng Lan's words, and was about to say: "I didn't expect Itachi-san that you actually helped my brother wash his wet sheets." But when he glanced at Itachi's face that didn't distinguish between joy and anger, he immediately swallowed the words he was about to say.

Itachi's eyes drifted to the ceiling imperceptibly.

So, that is indeed what happened...

But the real plot should be that Feng Lan not only told Sasuke the ghost story of Hanako that day, but also scared him in the toilet of the ninja school. It is said that when Sasuke was going to the toilet, she knocked on the door of the cubicle one by one, and while knocking back, she called faintly: Sasuke, where are you? Come and play with Hanako... Anyway, it left a lot of psychological trauma to Sasuke who was still young at the time.

Itachi did listen to what Feng Lan said just now, and couldn't help but doubt the authenticity of the people in front of him. But with this personality and style, it's hard to say that Feng Lan is fake. So how to make her believe that she is also true?

Itachi thought for a moment and said calmly: "You were still feeding me when you were eight years old." At the end, he emphasized, "You need Sasuke to feed you."

Crowd: "???"

There was a moment of silence, and then——

"Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!——"

Deidara and A Fei made merciless mocking sounds, and then were hammered into the ground by Feng Lan's shameless iron fists, unable to even buckle them out.

The eerie haunted house was suddenly filled with a joyful atmosphere.

"Nonsense! Rumor! Fikonius!!" Feng Lan pointed at Itachi in front of him and retorted in horror and aggrievement, "I was sick at the time, and Sasuke took the initiative to take care of me, so I didn't intentionally ask him to feed me! You must It's a fake Nissan! My kind-hearted Brother Weasel will definitely not expose my shortcomings in public!"

Okay, I'm sure, what I said is true, the two people over there are real.

Xie rolled his eyes at Feng Lan and sneered: "This is the first time I've seen someone go out of his way to sow discord among his own people. Are you the Infernal Affairs sent by this haunted house?" Then he turned to Itachi and asked. , "How did you get here? Is it a mission?"

Itachi nodded in acquiescence and said, "This is not the place to talk. Come with me."

Scorpion didn't object, nodded, and left with Itachi. But as soon as he took a step forward, he heard a muffled sound behind him, like the sound of something wooden falling to the ground. Xie's eyelids twitched as if he was feeling something. He turned around and saw that the ghost doll's head had failed to withstand the tossing just now. It fell off again and rolled on the ground several times before it completely stopped.

The rolling air flow swept away the talisman attached to the belted forehead, and slowly fell in the air. After being freed from the shackles of the seal, the obi belt that had been grudged for so long suddenly erupted into a small universe, and let out a long, shrill scream from her mouth. Her face was twisted and extremely angry, as if she wanted to return all the humiliation she had suffered at once.

The scream was extremely challenging to the limits of human auditory nerves. Several people were unprepared and suddenly attacked. Their eardrums hurt and their heads were dizzy due to the roar. The candlelight in the corridor also burned darker and darker amidst the sharp sound pressure. , seems to be extinguished in a moment. Just when several people were struggling to hold on and preparing to show off their magical powers in an attempt to save themselves, the extremely destructive sound wave suddenly stopped.

Everyone took a closer look and saw Feng Lan kneeling on one knee opposite the belt, placing its torso in front of him, with his hands spread out and palms facing upwards. The electric light was swimming in his left hand, and the jade ball in his right palm was spinning. For a moment, the waves and clouds changed color. The wind blows up the sky.

"Ah! My lovely strap-on..." Feng Lan smiled like a kidnapper with a kind face and amiable eyes. She slowly brought her hands together toward the middle and said in a seductive way, "Do you want the crackling chidori on my left? Or the right one? Where’s the gurgling and spinning Rasengan?”

He stared at her without saying a word.

"It's okay if you want it!" Feng Lan tilted her head towards it, moved her hands a little closer, and her smile became more cheerful and sincere, "Who said wearing a belt is so cute?"

Even if the wraith is healed and its main body is captured and used as a meat ticket, it has no choice but to succumb. The one with the belt pursed his lips tightly, and after a stalemate with Feng Lan for a while, he finally gave up. The tense muscles on its face relaxed, and its eyes drooped. It looked inexplicably pitiful, like a kindergarten child who was bullied by a senior delinquent, which made people feel pity for him.

However, the hard-hearted Feng Lan remained unmoved at all. She put away the Rasengan and went to find the talisman, while the Chidori in her left hand was still ready to go, with lightning and low whistle.

He was captured obediently with a belt, but at this moment, his spiteful little eyes were full of tears of humiliation, and he had no choice but to let Feng Lan put a seal on him again. This time, not only the forehead, but also the mouth was taped.

After Feng Lan pasted the talisman and checked it again, she let out a long sigh of relief. He turned around and made a big scissors gesture to his teammates: "Done!"

Everyone was once again stunned, even Itachi showed a bit of shock.

What's that sentence called: All human fears stem from insufficient fire suppression.

Itachi frowned and asked, "This doll?"

Xie glanced at him sideways and replied angrily: "Your sister abducted him."

"That talisman?..."

"Your sister drew it."

Itachi fell silent, only nodded to show that he understood, then turned around and continued to lead the way. He accepted such a magical scene so calmly, one has to admire his strong psychological endurance. Of course, what everyone in "Akatsuki" doesn't know is that after Feng Lan once put her face on the toilet partition door and scared Sasuke, Itachi won't be surprised if she does anything weird again.

Feng Lan grabbed the two parts of the belt and quickly followed, but was stopped by Xie: "Aren't you going to put its head back on?" He pointed at the half of the belt that Feng Lan held under his arm. tape.

Feng Lan was in a hurry to follow Itachi, so how could she care about wearing a belt? But she couldn't say it directly, it would be too unreserved, so she pretended to be serious and talked nonsense: "Ah, it's okay, this one, it falls and falls, and it gets used to it. It loves tossing so much, I just Help it stick back, it will fall off next time, why not just leave it like this and be honest." After that, he ran away without looking back.

Xie Xing felt that if the tape were to be unsealed next time, Feng Lan would be the first person it roared to death.

Kisame heard the hurried footsteps coming from behind him, turned his head subconsciously, and couldn't help but stare:

I saw Feng Lan holding a human head with a seal in one hand, and holding a headless doll's torso in the other hand, walking against the light. Her expression was hidden in the dim light and shadow and could not be clearly seen. A pair of Sharingan eyes emitted a coquettish blood light in the darkness, and the red clouds and black cloaks rustled by automatically without wind. With this look, people can’t help but sigh: Is the aura of the haunted house’s big boss nothing more than this?

Yes, he seriously doubted that Feng Lan had taken the boss script!