[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

Alcohol seemed to have had a big effect on you. One sip of the fruit wine, which was no different from fruit juice to Zoro, knocked you down, and you almost missed the feast of water and meat.

You half-opened your eyes and yawned as you walked out of the room, following the scent and walking along the wall.

When you just woke up, your brain was not very clear, so you didn't see what was in front of you, so you bumped into a pillar.

"?" You were stunned for a long time, then reached out and touched the pillar. After you touched the fabric like pants, your brain, numbed by alcohol, started to function.

This seems to be a leg?

These legs are too long, they are no different from pillars.

Anyway, let me apologize first.

"I'm sorry I bumped into you." You bowed to the leg, but you didn't know the distance correctly, and your forehead hit it again, leaving a red mark.

""

You rubbed your head dully, looking confused.

"Oh," a lazy voice came from above your head,

"This lady is really cute."

"?"

You try to open your eyes wide, look up, look up, look up again, and finally see the face of the speaker.

Yeah, the hair looks a bit like Usopp's.

"You don't need to tell me that I know this kind of thing." You said proudly, "After all, I am so cute, beautiful and charming."

This guy has pretty good eyesight.

If I asked for a signature, you might agree?

"S-Thea?!"

Through a wall, Robin's panicked voice came.

"Ah Robin?" You tilted your head and replied, "What's the matter? I'm just about to come over."

You complained angrily: "That bastard Luffy didn't even wake me up! I'm so angry!"

"Oh, that's really too much." The big man said slowly, "You should neglect such a lovely young lady."

"Are you free tonight?"

"!"

You looked at him with wide eyes in disbelief.

This, this is

The legendary pick-up! ! !

Amazing! It turned out to be a conversation!

"She's not free!!" Robin, who was in a panic just now, suddenly came around from the wall like the wind, picked you up in his arms, and looked at the big man with sharp eyes.

"Be careful, Thea." She said to you solemnly, "Any man who talks to you is not a good thing."

"I see." Your eyes became sharp, "This big guy is not a good thing."

""

The scene was silent for a while.

"Hey, this is really hurtful." The big man scratched the back of his head, but he didn't look hurt at all.

"How dare you rush out to protect her even if you are facing me directly, Nico Robin?"

He looked deeply at you and Robin, waved at the wary looks in your two eyes, and rode off on a nearby bike.

"What?! That bastard is Aokiji?!"

Afterwards, after you learned the identity of the big man from Robin, you were about to rush to the sea angrily, but were stopped by everyone holding you by the waist.

"Humph."

You curled your lips and stuffed a piece of juicy meat into your mouth. The tender and juicy meat exploded in your mouth, making you narrow your eyes happily.

"Well~ good time~~~"

As soon as you thought about it, you quickly forgot about Aokiji and started fighting with Luffy who was trying to steal your meat.

"Thea, you are so stingy!" Luffy stuck out his tongue at you, and then stuck his chopsticks in his lower lip and nostrils.

"Pfft-" You burst into laughter.

It was then that Luffy scooped up your plate and poured it into his mouth.

"Ah!! You bastard!!!"

You grabbed Luffy's neck and shook it wildly.

Your wanted order is out.

You lay on Zoro's head and looked down from above.

On the screen, a little girl with blue-purple hair and eyes opened her eyes in an upright manner, puffed up her cheeks and said something. At first glance, she seemed to be a very cute type.

"Eh--"

You look a little disappointed, you want to look cool more than cute.

Look down and towards the bounty.

【onlyalive】

["Sea Elf" Thea Fu]

[Bounty: 5200 million Baileys]

The bounty is so high!

You sighed a little, maybe the feline bastard reported the fact that you could control the sea water, and the world government wanted to capture you and study it.

At this time, you suddenly realize something is wrong.

"Thea?! So your name is Thea Fu?!"

Luffy, who was also looking at your bounty notice, turned around in shock, "Then shall we call you [Fu]?! I don't want to be called!!"

In this sea, the first name is the surname, and the last is the first name. If you really follow the name on this reward order, your companions should call you [Fu].

But who wants to be called that? ! Why do these humans always like to change your name in various ways, you bastard? ! !

"That's not true! Just call me [Thea]!!"

You roared with a ferocious look on your face.

When Franky joined in, Nami Robin covered your eyes to prevent you from looking.

"That's something children are not allowed to see, do you understand, Thea?"

You nodded solemnly and followed their train of thought.

"So you can watch it when you grow up?"

Nami pinched your face.

"When I grow up, I won't—that's okay—"

Luffy's grandfather turned out to be a vice admiral.

When Garp came here for the first time, he was sleeping. You looked at the warships on the opposite side that were constantly firing shells with a curious look on your face, wondering if you should go say hello.

Well, I have received so much care from Luffy on weekdays, so I still want to say thank you.

With this in mind, you jumped off the Sonny, and a huge wave capsized the warship on the opposite side.

"""?!""

"Is there anyone who greets you like this??!" Nami held her face in her hands, "But you did a great job!!"

When the navy on the ship was in a panic, crystal clear ice covered the sea surface, and everyone in the navy was able to stand still on the sea.

The man who caused all this was sleeping on his side on the ice with a blindfold on. He seemed to be adapting very well.

You also knew that he didn't mean to take action, so you didn't attack him rashly. Instead, you bowed to Mr. Karp who picked up the cannonball and wanted to fire it at you from a distance.

"Hello Mr. Garp! I am Luffy's crew! I have always been taken care of by your grandson!"

You yelled as you threw a big package over.

"This is the specialty seafood from the Elf Sea of ​​the East China Sea. As a thank you gift, please accept it!"

"Ah? What?!" Luffy yelled on the Sonny, "Why did you give it to him, Thea——?!"

"This is the etiquette I learned from Ace——!!"

You swam back quickly.

Garp put down the cannonball he was about to throw out, caught the large package that was half a man tall, and opened it regardless of the obstruction of the navy around him. When he saw that it was full of lively and energetic seafood, he smiled from ear to ear. .

"Hahahaha, this little girl is so good!! Let's use [because the pirate girl is too cute] as the reason for not catching Luffy this time!!"

"You will definitely be scolded by Sengoku-sama——!!!"