Gintama's Naruto Story

"What do children know?"

Yin Shi, who was rubbing his little finger on the wall casually, said casually.

"This is the trick to keep the freshness between married couples. A proper stimulus from time to time is the most important seasoning agent for a boring married life."

"I see!"

Obito nodded, silently remembering it in his heart, maybe it will be useful in the future.The third generation on the side also quietly remembered it in his heart, thinking that maybe he could use it too.

Shisui, as a newbie, doesn't know much about it, but because of his admiration for Gintoki, who holds the title of Konoha Hero Shirayasha, he also silently remembers it in his heart.

boom! !

After another earthquake of no less than magnitude [-], Kakashi's eyes twitched as he watched the figure protruding from the wall, silently complaining.

"Then what, no matter how you put it, this stimulation is a bit too much."

"Isn't that natural? After all, it's not good to add too much spicy seasoning. It's better to be a dessert party with Yinsang and me."

Looking at Gintoki who said such words, Kakashi was silent for a long time before speaking silently again.

"If you were heard, you would definitely die."

Died at the hands of my wife!

Kakashi silently added the second half of the sentence in his heart.

……

"Who exactly are Ms. Jupiter and Ms. Mitsuko?! Are they the new clerk who asked you to tutor alone? Are they the single woman who asked you to fix the plumbing at home?!"

In the Hokage room, looking at the aggressive Kushina with his sleeves rolled up, Minato hurriedly defended himself.

"I really don't know, Kushina! That's just Gintoki's nonsense! By the way, I've never been to someone else's house to fix the plumbing! And you know all the staff of Hokage Building except Anbe! Not at all!"

"So that's it, so it's from Anbe?" Kushina's eyes flashed red, "Give me a few minutes, and I'll kill those two little bitches!"

"Wait, wait! There really isn't any more! I, Minami Namikaze, swear to God, I have never done anything to apologize to Uzumaki Kushina wholeheartedly! I have never lied to you. die!"

Just after swearing, Minato was stunned for a moment, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to be...

I really told Kushina to panic!

In order not to let Kushina down, I lied to Kushina about Tsunade-san's incident!

Because of the rage, Kushina didn't notice that Minato's expression was so subtle.

"Okay, I swear to you, so let's forgive you for now, but... don't let me find out that you are getting close to other women, otherwise..."

Seeing Kushina whose expression turned a little bad again, Minato hurriedly responded, patted his chest and promised that he would only love Kushina in this life!

"Won't you love me in your next life? Are you going to be with another woman in your next life? Good Minato! Believe it or not, I'm taking Naruto back to her mother's house right now!"

"I will love you in the next life! I will love you in the next life! Life after life, I will never change my mind!"

After swearing again, seeing Kushina's expression improved, Minato also sighed in his heart, women are indeed difficult to deal with!

……

"I received a call late last night. The monsters from other worlds are currently plotting to destroy the world. His ghost army has already started to move. According to the news from Shayin, which is the closest to the ghost country, the ghost army is unstoppable."

Minato, standing in front of the window with his hands behind his back, seriously told everyone present about the current situation. Except for Gintoki and Kushina, everyone else listened expressionlessly.

Because, at this time, the Naruto room is like a ruin that has been ravaged by ninjutsu!

Documents were scattered everywhere, the walls were full of potholes and cracks, and the floor only had a few large holes with a diameter of more than one meter!

The remains of the previous Hokage hanging on the wall... Ahem, the portrait is also crooked, obviously because it was affected by the communication just now.

"Because this is a major crisis affecting the entire ninja world, other countries have also received the news, and are currently dispatching people to stop the ghost army like Konoha. This time, it is the first time that the five major countries have joined hands to deal with the crisis, so... "

As he said that, Minato originally wanted to turn his head around, but he gave up thinking that his face might not be very handsome at the moment, and just about to continue talking, he heard a click from behind.

Gintoki, who broke his left hand in an instant, held his left hand that was protruding from the bones, and said with force and calmness.

"That... I'm sorry, I accidentally broke a bone just now, it's true Oh Hokage-sama, the bones jumped out, don't believe me, look."

Gintoki's operation also made Kakashi's eyes twitch, who knew the big brother best. Gintoki was afraid of that kind of thing and Kakashi knew it long ago.

Because when this guy went to the bathroom alone in the middle of the night, his singing voice was really super loud!Several times Kakashi wanted to smash Gintoki's head into the toilet.

Looking at Gintoki's pretended calmness, Kushina sensed something in due course through those cold sweats that were not easy to be noticed, and smiled secretly.

"Huh? Is that so?" Minato still didn't turn around, "Since you're sick, then there's only one"

"No, Gintoki has no problem with him. I can prove that there is no problem." Kushina said at this time.

"My bones are popping out, okay..."

Gintoki, who was rebutting fiercely, suddenly found that his left hand...was healed before he finished speaking!

Looking at Kushina who was looking at him with bent eyes, Yinshi's entire face turned dark, and half of his face twitched uncontrollably.

The Power of Nine Tails!

There is no mistake, this is the power of Nine Tails, which is full of vitality, which is better than any medical ninjutsu!

"Gintoki, don't worry, even if you have a comminuted fracture all over your body, I will heal you." Kushina approached Gintoki and whispered, "Because... I want to ask you about the seasoning, spicy I want to ask you what it means..."

"Well, to be honest, my personal doctor told me recently that I must have surgery in the near future because of excessive sugar intake. If I don't have surgery in time..."

"It's just diabetes, right? Just control your diet and eat less sweets for that kind of thing!"

Kakashi pierced Gintoki ruthlessly, but then he heard Gintoki continue speaking solemnly.

"The anus will explode."

"Pfft!" Kakashi sprayed it out directly, and then started the crazy spit mode, "I believe it!"

"Right? It's serious, right? So, Yinsang, I can only cheer for you from the rear this time. Come on! Gentlemen!"

"Hi! Brother Gintoki!" Obito burst into tears.

"What are you so moved by? It's just nonsense!"

At this time, Kushina said slowly.

"Don't worry, Yinshi, I can cure you even if the front exploded... No, the front explosion doesn't need to be treated at all, just let it rot."

Silver Hour: ...

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