Gintama's Naruto Story

The next day, Konoha Hospital.

In the ward, the dead fish eye standing at the door and the dead fish eye on the hospital bed looked at each other, both silent.

After being silent for a long time, Kakashi took the lead in nodding his head, excused himself that he had entered the wrong room by accident, and retreated and closed the door of the ward.

"Wait for me!"

Silver's voice came out.

……

Yinshi on the hospital bed was extremely miserable, with multiple fractures all over his body, a neck brace on his neck, and his head was also covered with three layers of bandages, with only one pair of eyes exposed.

Up and down the whole body, only one arm and one leg can be moved, and the special counting stick that I personally asked the nurse to confirm that it is all right.

Of course, I also received a big push and a stinky hooligan from the nurse.

"Why did you survive?"

Frowning and pinching his chin, Kakashi, who didn't think of the answer for a full 5 minutes, was also puzzled and murmured subconsciously.

"Hey, what are you talking about?" Hearing the sound, Yinshi immediately became expressionless, "It seems that I heard something terrible just come out of your mouth, are you cursing your Onisan? Are you cursing Onisan, who brought you up with a lot of shit, piss, and so much hard work?"

The corners of Kakashi's eyes twitched, and he was about to refute, but suddenly Obito who pushed the door and walked in spoke first.

"Kakashi! You are too much! How dare you curse your big brother like that! I want to break up with you!"

Angrily accusing Kakashi Ichitsu of Obito, the next second he changed his face instantly and leaned in front of Gintoki's hospital bed, bowed ninety degrees and respectfully handed out the shopping bag in his hand.

"Brother Gintoki! This month's Ninja Water Spirit Special Issue, Strawberry Milk, and Gan Ligan's meatballs are all back!"

Kakashi:  …

Afterwards, watching Obito hold the magazine in front of Ginshi and turn it page by page while feeding him a mouthful of strawberry milk and balls from time to time, Kakashi was already powerless to complain.

"It's too fast! I didn't see the details of the woman just now! You must know that a woman's body exists like the universe! If you don't pay attention, you won't be able to discover all kinds of mysteries!"

Obito, who was severely reprimanded by Gintoki, hurriedly responded loudly.

"Hi! I see! Brother Gintoki!"

"Raise it a little higher, kid! I haven't even seen the outline of the universe clearly!"

On the other hospital bed, Jiraiya, who was similar to Gintoki, was also staring at the magazine in Obito's hand, trying to use a pair of eyes to personally understand the mysteries of the universe!

A woman's body is the universe, this sentence was also silently recorded by Ji Lai, and decided to include it in his next novel.

"Look, this one is equivalent to a galaxy, that one is equivalent to a planet, and that one is actually equivalent to..."

Gintoki pointed to the album and began to explain the mysteries of the universe, not to mention Obito, but Jiraiya who was on the side listened with great interest and recorded these knowledge points of macrocosmology in his heart.

"Then what...Brother Yinshi, you don't need to explain it! I'm too early!" Obito reminded with a blushing face.

And Yinshi once again showed an extremely serious expression, admonishing: "It's too early, too early! If you always think it's too early, sooner or later you will become as pathetic as this uncle!"

"Who are you calling a pathetic guy? You brat! In the eyes of Jiraiya, one of my three ninjas, you are far from enough! You know, only the woman you can't get is the most attractive one! "

Yinshi shrugged his shoulders, pointed at Jiraiya without knowing it, and said, "Did you see that? It's very sad for an uncle to find a high-sounding excuse to cover up his failure, right?"

"Ok!"

Obito nodded heavily to show that he understood, and that he would never become a sad man like Jiraiya.

"Brat—!"

At this time, Jiraiya could no longer bear to blow his hair directly, but before he had time to jump off the bed, he was punched hard by the nurse who walked behind him who didn't know when.

?4?6?4?6!

"Give me some moderation, you guys! This is a hospital! Don't make any noise or talk about those nasty jokes! Otherwise, get the hell out of here!"

Jiraiya and Yinshi, the two seriously injured patients who were punched on the forehead by the nurse, also rolled their eyes and responded weakly.

"Hi, I'm sorry..." x2

Seeing Gintoki and Jiraiya who fainted almost at the same time, Kakashi shook his head helplessly, and finally chose to leave silently.

The main reason is that I don't want to stay any longer!

After Kakashi left, Gintoki, who became more honest because of the nurse's reprimand, learned a piece of news that he had never thought of from the other party while chatting with Obito.

——The secret base of the Uchiha clan seemed to explode last night!

……

On a high mountain outside Muye Village.

On the edge of the cliff, holding a pipe with one hand, Takasugi, dressed in a purple yukata embroidered with golden butterflies, looked at the direction of Muye Village with interest.

"Jinsuke, why didn't you snatch Kyuubi here yesterday? I heard that the seal was weakest when Jinjuriki gave birth."

Ah Fei on the side scratched his uneasy head and asked suspiciously.

"because…"

As he spoke, Takasugi inhaled and exhaled a puff of smoke lightly, then turned around directly, leaving only one sentence...

"He's in that place."

A Fei, who was puzzled, and Bai Jue, who was on the side, also looked at me and looked at you, completely unaware of what Takasugi meant.

"Who is he? Is he a friend? Is it Jinsuke's friend? The silver-haired guy I saw at the hospital yesterday? What's his name? How did we meet?"

A Fei hurriedly followed and asked curiously like a long-winded old lady, but Gao Shan didn't answer, and left on his own.

……

In the land of the Uchiha clan, the young and middle-aged Uchiha clan who want to make troubles when they have nothing to do in their spare time also gathered together today, expressing their views on the explosion of the base yesterday.

"Anyway, I think this must be a village conspiracy!"

"That's right, that's right! Although I don't know why we insisted on blowing up a secret base with no one but a broken stone tablet, it's definitely a conspiracy of the village!"

"It must be to knock the mountain to warn us!"

"I can't bear it! Patriarch, let's go against it!"

Looking at the few smart people below... Cough cough, a group of elites whose heads are not too calm, if it weren't for this paralyzed face and his calm personality, Fu Yue would have complained about it.

If the village wants to get Uchiha, he just blows up a stone tablet with a little age?Is there something serious wrong with the upper echelons of the village or something?

It is said that if people really want to target us, we will be gone overnight, okay?Still rebelling?Who gave you the courage?

Sannin gathered at Konoha yesterday!

Plus Yellow Flash and White Yasha, as well as the previous Hokage who was at its peak, are your heads showing off?What about fighting with me?

"Zhishui, did you just snicker? What are you laughing at?"

A certain Uchiha next to Uchiha Shisui asked Shisui.

"Ahem, I think of happy things." Zhishui replied, and at the same time, he was also praising the explosion in his heart.

Well fried, well fried!

As long as there is no such stele, Uchiha, who only has a kaleidoscope, will not know what is written on the stele, and there will be no Uchiha who is not calm after reading the cipher text of the stele!

Wonderful!This trick is really wonderful!By the way, why didn't I think of it before?It seems that my own pattern is still a bit out of order!

At this time, Fuyue on the stage couldn't hold back because some of the Uchihas below were not so calm, and he was so angry that he let out a poof.

"Patriarch, did you laugh just now?"

"...No." Fuyue replied with a paralyzed face, and then he put his feet on the patriarch's face: "In short, I will find out the truth of the base explosion as soon as possible and give everyone an explanation! The meeting is adjourned now!"